"The sloth is the only mistake that God made. If you are unlucky enough to be sent to limbo when you die you will be born again as one of these twisted creatures."
Is this post a joke? If anything, this animal is probably God's crowning achievement.
I believe its Gods PERFECT creation. dosnt hurt the environment, dosnt cause ANY harm on ANYTHING and is quite contempt with what its got. lol. THE PERFECT ANIMAL! lol i want to be reborn as a sloth! perfect stoner pet!
The living sloths comprise six species of medium-sized mammals that live in Central and South America belonging to the families Megalonychidae and Bradypodidae, part of the order Pilosa. The sloth's taxonomic suborder is Folivora, while some call it Phyllophaga. Both names mean "leaf-eaters"; the first is derived from Latin, the second from ancient Greek. Tribal names include Ritto, Rit and Ridette, mostly forms of the word "sleep", "eat" and "dirty" from the Tagaeri tribe of Huaorani.
Drop a turd from the top of a tree in the South American jungle, and it will make some noise (trust me, I know), and then jaguars will hear it and be all "motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you!" and then you're jaguar shit within a couple of days. Stealth is the key. Do ninjas poop from the top of a clock tower?
"When in a tree in the jungle, never crap from further than a few inches from where the poo will come to rest, or you will be poo yourself" -Franklin D. Roosevelt
Uh sloths must know that from what i have seen! They come down once a week to defecate and urinate...I think they follow the don;t shit where ya sleep principle.
The Sloth's face is just like, "Aw, dammit, I wasn't expecting company. Leaves? Just be careful when you go back down to take a crap, you could get killed."
i step'd in sloth shit one time... its really gross, unlike dog shit, cat shit, human shit, elephant shit, and horse shit... which all i have stepped in a one time in my life, sloth shit is unique...
haha "thats what will happen to you when you live on nothing but leaves.." jab at veggies no doubt, whats crazy about these guys is they have such sharp teeth making it look like it eats some type of meat
The sloth is the only mistake that God made. If you are unlucky enough to be sent to limbo when you die you will be born again as one of these twisted creatures.
They shit at the base of the tree to give it nutrients so the tree they live in keeps producing leaves. They're not extinct because they move so slowly that most of the time predators don't see them.
Sloths are the best animals. They're the only ones with the right idea!! Just sit around eating and sleeping all day everyday all their lives!! What a fantastic existence. In the next life I wanna be a sloth.
natural selection is passing on of beneficial or favorable characteristics and genes. it's not something they survive...its what they do or have that allows them to survive. it is amazing though what characteristics can be seen as favorable especially when there are organisms out there that seem like they'd be at the more of an advantage than a sloth.
Natural selection as in, survival of the fittest. The beneficial or favorable genes are passed on because the ones that have them are more likely to thrive in their environments and reproduce. I didn't mean it in the individual sense, but just pointing out (like you said) that it seems sloths aren't particularly fit as a species to survive the test of time, and yet they're still around. :)
sorry i didn't mean to sound like i was being a know it all...its actually cool to be able to post a comment to something that isn't along the lines of "that video sucked" or "i hate that group...blah blah"
the lepard reches 110 km/s in 3 seconds, the sloth blinks in about 4 seconds, if a lepard passes a sloth at full speed the sloth wouldn't even see it, it would be faster than his eye turning speed :))
Why don't bite the sloth the man? Isn't the sloth afraid? It's so chill^^''''
IwarinJones 1 year ago
cute : )
legoluke2000 1 year ago
this guy is so zen, it must be super relaxing to be a sloth. i've been watching sloths for an hour, and i feel really relaxed :)
tealrabbit53 1 year ago
cute rofl
Keruby7 1 year ago
It's not a mystery why the sloth craps on the ground, he doesn't want to drop a turd on someone's head.
reljin2 1 year ago
Um it's not a mystery, sloths are just cool dudes and don't want to shit on anyone's head from up on a high branch.
reljin2 1 year ago
It has hardly any muscle but it can still climb hand over hand. That's pretty amazing.
AbbeyNormal 1 year ago
Sloths are my fav animal.
downlandsalex 1 year ago 2
same here!
KingMelonRocks 1 year ago
HAHAH;D hell yeah, that sloth was chillin
paskin36 1 year ago
Lazy...
masketkiller101 2 years ago
makes more sense that they pronounce it slow-th
burgerkingmurders 2 years ago
Half blind, half deaf and so slow. How does it survive?!
Nabroleon 2 years ago
@Nabroleon he survives because....hes a sloth
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downlandsalex 2 years ago
THE COOLEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD!!!! I wish I had one to just chill in my room :D
goe5 2 years ago 7
I want to be a sloth in my next life
hook112 2 years ago 13
So... they had to camp out at the base of that tree for a week waiting for the sloth to come down and have a dump?
martinbizarro 2 years ago 2
A sloth is living the american dream, sit around and do nothing
LinkMyBoy 2 years ago 7
wow, what an ignorant thing to say.
leachimeel 2 years ago
i do try my best, lol
LinkMyBoy 2 years ago
LOL
DannehBoii 2 years ago
@LinkMyBoy except it eats it veggies
Dawn0564 2 years ago
I love sloths. <3
ImFuturePara 2 years ago
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NOT A "SLOATH"!! you british fool, it's a SLOTH!!!
WATERS57 2 years ago
English you mean!
Mirpuria 2 years ago
He's an Englishman. Where would you imagine the English language comes from? Listen and learn.
vijbh 2 years ago
nice sloth :-)
Wolfi561987 2 years ago
I wonder what sloth sex is like!
04smallmj 2 years ago
very slow i assume
Mirpuria 2 years ago
All of my friends say I'm like a sloth. I think slow, I am slow, I really love tree climbing, I do nothing to conserve energy.
CaromaCubeSmartflush 2 years ago
it's always hard to say something like this, but sloths are probably the best animals on the planet.
sooperfukker 2 years ago 4
they are so stoned
itsmaat 2 years ago 2
i lold
lookameh 2 years ago
did they died?
DidTheyDied 2 years ago
sooooooooooo chill. This bro has mastered life...
there are hardly words to describe how amazing this animal is
HDL2112 2 years ago 17
They must have nice lives.
Easy access to food thanks to their claws, easy ability to stay safe from predators, and you can be as lazy as you want :)
lifeisalive 2 years ago 6
they are awesome! They look so happy :D
PatrickSSoxP 2 years ago 3
they do that because life is so stupid.
creten69 2 years ago
They save energy by not doing much.
Could be away to justify laziness haha. "I'm lazy cause I'm just saving energy."
I'm probably somewhere between a sloth and a human. Except when I play games, I play high speed.
cryora 2 years ago 8
sloths kick ASS
legendarypanda 2 years ago 5
They're awesome creatures!
This looks like it was filmed in Tikal in Guatemala. Oh how I dreampt about going there...
gik130 2 years ago 3
fascinating.
simply fascinating.
moar.
smoothy0smoothy 2 years ago 5
that's hott...
godfearer626 2 years ago 2
quite the life
bdevil8823 2 years ago
Its a sloth not a sloath as atembra says it
MISKELLINI99 2 years ago
1:29... classic
700Ezalb 2 years ago
HAHAHA! I know!!! :D
EscargoTouChaud 2 years ago
Easy and relaxing way of life...Im jealous to that sloth now..
Witchfinder90 2 years ago 2
"The sloth is the only mistake that God made. If you are unlucky enough to be sent to limbo when you die you will be born again as one of these twisted creatures."
Is this post a joke? If anything, this animal is probably God's crowning achievement.
Areskelian 2 years ago 3
I believe its Gods PERFECT creation. dosnt hurt the environment, dosnt cause ANY harm on ANYTHING and is quite contempt with what its got. lol. THE PERFECT ANIMAL! lol i want to be reborn as a sloth! perfect stoner pet!
amessemichael 2 years ago 2
sloths are endangered:O
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chen28225323 2 years ago
Mobile compost heap?!! Jerk!
mikitavi 2 years ago
The living sloths comprise six species of medium-sized mammals that live in Central and South America belonging to the families Megalonychidae and Bradypodidae, part of the order Pilosa. The sloth's taxonomic suborder is Folivora, while some call it Phyllophaga. Both names mean "leaf-eaters"; the first is derived from Latin, the second from ancient Greek. Tribal names include Ritto, Rit and Ridette, mostly forms of the word "sleep", "eat" and "dirty" from the Tagaeri tribe of Huaorani.
Hosea22 2 years ago
this animal is ahmazing
wilisah 2 years ago
Drop a turd from the top of a tree in the South American jungle, and it will make some noise (trust me, I know), and then jaguars will hear it and be all "motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you!" and then you're jaguar shit within a couple of days. Stealth is the key. Do ninjas poop from the top of a clock tower?
"When in a tree in the jungle, never crap from further than a few inches from where the poo will come to rest, or you will be poo yourself" -Franklin D. Roosevelt
Kolemaan 2 years ago 5
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amessemichael 2 years ago
Uh sloths must know that from what i have seen! They come down once a week to defecate and urinate...I think they follow the don;t shit where ya sleep principle.
avdiz 2 years ago 5
A slow lazy animal! I guess many funny things exist in nature.
Imhornydadcomeinside 2 years ago
i really wanna chill with a sloth sometime. it'd be so chill
znoahmarhoadskill 2 years ago 2
The Sloth's face is just like, "Aw, dammit, I wasn't expecting company. Leaves? Just be careful when you go back down to take a crap, you could get killed."
denialofinsanity 2 years ago
moves like stop-motion animation
dubzy81 2 years ago
i step'd in sloth shit one time... its really gross, unlike dog shit, cat shit, human shit, elephant shit, and horse shit... which all i have stepped in a one time in my life, sloth shit is unique...
crizzad 2 years ago 2
its my favourite animal, there so cute
salemramsey5 2 years ago 5
haha now i get why sid the sloth in the ice age was so lazy
toogood2btru0 2 years ago 2
boo!!
......... what r u doing on a tree..? oh well, i shall continue my journey. peace bro.
sloths are the coolest thing ever, period.
guitar77432 2 years ago 5
Most awesome animal ever
for the win
for the win
Estilum 2 years ago 10
haha "thats what will happen to you when you live on nothing but leaves.." jab at veggies no doubt, whats crazy about these guys is they have such sharp teeth making it look like it eats some type of meat
anduin1 2 years ago
I love the look on the sloth's face after the guy says BOO - It just screams "hun? what?"
SolRosenberg84 2 years ago 3
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i want one rofl
VitalityProductions 2 years ago
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VitalityProductions 2 years ago
0:14 OMG
jorfdazn 2 years ago
im a sloth
GoogleVideoMan 2 years ago
BEST ANIMAL EVER
LuCaRiOfan94 2 years ago
"boo!" LMAO
jorfdazn 2 years ago
Hello Max.
AssassinTaco 2 years ago
Hi Dallas.
watchedpotneverboils 2 years ago
i love sloths they are my #1 fave animals sooo cute!!!
hottieAshleyBrewer 2 years ago
the laziest animal in the world, I've held one, cute. Looks like they're smiling all the time
Shonaripa 2 years ago 3
How soft was its hair?
StasherDragon 2 years ago
was softer than it looked, expected it to be harder so to speak, itchier. But it was more or less like a dogs
Shonaripa 2 years ago
That face is so funny. I want this one as a pet.
AlexShooter9127 2 years ago 2
Man, if they didn't smell like shit, they'd be the best stoner pet EVER.
anarchyforthefuture 2 years ago
That's just what I was thinking.
RayKoenig999 2 years ago
Hahaha, fuck yes.
Deflectioneer 2 years ago
OH GOD ITS SCARY
IAMTHECAPSGODLOL 2 years ago
guy? thats sir david attenboroug! hes a legend! and sloths are awesome i wanna be a sloth when im reincarnated, if thats real
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The sloth is the only mistake that God made. If you are unlucky enough to be sent to limbo when you die you will be born again as one of these twisted creatures.
jazzbo32 2 years ago
You were the only mistake that God made.
iTrollz 2 years ago 5
@ 0:16-18
Guy: "Boo!"
Sloth: "....hey...."
Bullzeye95 3 years ago 2
the 'weed smokers' of the animal world!
tizerist 3 years ago 4
yo des is da dopest animals on dat i dnt give a fuck shit jus chilln like nigga wat is so important dat i need 2 move fast 4 fuckin go hard
grandfive 3 years ago
I totally agree with all of your main points you just made
MeatLazer 3 years ago 3
I agree with you as well, well put!
MeatLazer 3 years ago 2
My kind of creature. Just flies under the radar.
Good stuff. :)
dolemike14 3 years ago 2
i got to stroke one when i was on holiday once, i'll never forget that!!
stella18 3 years ago
god damn it i love sloths!
jessieheartsyou 3 years ago
the sloth at the end going to sleep was so cuuutte!!!! :)
briieme 3 years ago 3
sloths are so cool
savedasloths 3 years ago 3
i died laughing reading lots of the comments here thanks guys!!!
red88alert 3 years ago
They shit at the base of the tree to give it nutrients so the tree they live in keeps producing leaves. They're not extinct because they move so slowly that most of the time predators don't see them.
Sloths are the best animals. They're the only ones with the right idea!! Just sit around eating and sleeping all day everyday all their lives!! What a fantastic existence. In the next life I wanna be a sloth.
ChickenGoujons 3 years ago 15
I bet they're great philosophers, wonder what they think!
erinedwards 3 years ago 9
that sloth sure loves the green! *wink*
Turboman1999 3 years ago
can you imagine this animal gettin down to it! They're like the dole queue of animals.I wish I was a sloth.
sherriffflood 3 years ago
no one knows why it comes down from the trees to poop? well, is your toilet in the kitchen? no. mystery solved. dont shit where you eat!
chimaeraproductions 3 years ago 9
lighting speed look at it go lol no wonder it almost got left behind in the flood
vintage1950 3 years ago
ahahahah this is hilarious. mobile compost heap is in a hurry to poop.
almost seems like a failure of evolution. i don't know how they survived natural selection.
cromulentinnoc3nce 3 years ago
natural selection is passing on of beneficial or favorable characteristics and genes. it's not something they survive...its what they do or have that allows them to survive. it is amazing though what characteristics can be seen as favorable especially when there are organisms out there that seem like they'd be at the more of an advantage than a sloth.
elphaba8 3 years ago
Natural selection as in, survival of the fittest. The beneficial or favorable genes are passed on because the ones that have them are more likely to thrive in their environments and reproduce. I didn't mean it in the individual sense, but just pointing out (like you said) that it seems sloths aren't particularly fit as a species to survive the test of time, and yet they're still around. :)
cromulentinnoc3nce 3 years ago
sorry i didn't mean to sound like i was being a know it all...its actually cool to be able to post a comment to something that isn't along the lines of "that video sucked" or "i hate that group...blah blah"
elphaba8 3 years ago
It's all good! :D
cromulentinnoc3nce 3 years ago
@ 1:33 he is like can't i just shit in piece...damn!
Cheyenne9686 3 years ago
It goes on the ground cos it just doesn't give a shit! xD
strew666 3 years ago
lol the sloth is just like "what the hell?" when the guy comes up to it.. haha sloths rock
oOBlacKnightOo 3 years ago 4
why these guys aren't extinct is a mistery to me, but these guys are awesome.
kammahl 3 years ago 4
Smoke weed and become a sloth! For peace and love!
LondonLeon 3 years ago 3
this is my favorite animal of all time
buze 3 years ago 6
Are sloths related to the anteater?
MondoBeno 3 years ago 4
if only humans were more like sloths, i doubt any of us would bother with wars and the like
mrghandi 3 years ago 12
or much of anything else for that matter.
bsartist 3 years ago 7
wow. other than being funny sloths are pretty worthless lol. i want to see a sloth after giving it a couple redbulls and a line of cocaine
Anzer666 3 years ago
'Mobile composte heap' - I love it!
Sloths are awesome.
Vanessas1969 3 years ago
How did they time the once-a-week shit with filming? Did they wait for it or just plain lucky?
achmedlolol 3 years ago
wildlife filming is to wait and wait and wait and wait. sometimes months of waiting.
divedivedive 3 years ago 3
sloths are awesome.
Dachink 3 years ago 10
give it steroids
kal3n87 3 years ago 6
ahhh, they're awesome
they got the right idea
CohanDigitmatta 3 years ago 12
they r funny
wilsonisdabomb 3 years ago 4
lol. he says boo and it gives him a look like. bitch. y are you fucking with me. lolololol. i love sloths
frosty2015 3 years ago 7
mr attenborough.... i think it's pretty obvious why the sloth goes to the ground to use the bathroom... it doesn't want to shit where it eats.
lezlieprapra 3 years ago
WOW BEST ANIMAL EVER!!!
mawalker3 3 years ago 6
look at that, no fear. how often do you see that in the wild?
kellencolewright 3 years ago 2
the lepard reches 110 km/s in 3 seconds, the sloth blinks in about 4 seconds, if a lepard passes a sloth at full speed the sloth wouldn't even see it, it would be faster than his eye turning speed :))
luculus88 3 years ago 5
sloth take a shit every 10 days and when they do they loose 1/3 of their weight its incredible XD
topdrowp 4 years ago
Secret message to Jaqualine .
Do u copy
Roger that
over
aombrad 4 years ago
sloths are the shit and cute =)
LingyLang2 4 years ago 4
weird looking creature!!
birdman404 4 years ago 2
Takes em 10 hours to climb down tree, take a dump. Then get back up.
RichieLocks 4 years ago 6
oh! Hello cousin! (talking to the sloth)
tohtorigyro 4 years ago
i adore sloths... where can i get one?
utubesloth 4 years ago
haha.16 seconds..he is like wtf do you want
cornerbox 4 years ago 2
at 16 seconds, that is my face
shalin8th 4 years ago 2
lol harpy eagles it sloths of of trees goying full speed and are able to carry them without looseing momentome sloths are awseome tho
toocoo30 4 years ago
i got a friend who looks like this
SIFNUBS 4 years ago 6
I LOVE SLOTHS.
anyone know of a sloth specific fund i can donate to?
jacknesky 4 years ago
i think sloth is the slowest mammal or animal in the world!! yet, they are the cutiest!! i hope they're not in the list of animals endangered.
111505shit 4 years ago
Don't worry. They're one of THE most common animals in the Latin American rainforests.
critterfreek82 4 years ago
Los perezosos are awesome!
ToenzZz 4 years ago
sloths are so much smarter than us, they have not a worry in the world--just taking their time in no hurry.
reminds me of the song "i'm only sleeping" by the beatles.
samek25 4 years ago
sloth on the beach side bebikom
fearbatu 4 years ago
Same here! I love sloths!
Nichen 4 years ago
sloths are by far my fav animal they discribe me lots
marchuk001 4 years ago 2
I think I may be half-sloth.
dieselboy87 4 years ago 4
sloths are f**king awesome, i wanna hug one :D
achmedlolol 4 years ago
I love&adore the laziness and slowness of the sloth.. look at him smiling :) how happy ...
kalasali 4 years ago 2
I LOVE SLOTHS - PERISOSO
idivinelover 4 years ago
perezoso XD
chikbadger 4 years ago
I have alot of respect for David Attenborough.
And I adore sloth's... One would wonder why they're so slow, though...
ComatoseMuffin 4 years ago
He said it's because they don't get much nutrition from leaves so they do very little.
mojave19 4 years ago
Yes, but I mean, nature really stuffed up there, didn't it?
ComatoseMuffin 4 years ago
That won't be the only reason.
As Colabri1 said, there are many species that eat nothing but leaves and move fine.
ComatoseMuffin 4 years ago
But there are a lot of animals that eat only leaves and that move fast. If you're adapted to eat only leaves, they are nutritious for you.
colibri1 4 years ago
do you mean excerpt?
DrDan 4 years ago
Yeah, Gerrynobody probably just didn't type the r.
Josephdorf03 4 years ago
aww
how?
jerzkid87 4 years ago
:) Love those sloths
Doomsloth42 4 years ago
what does the sloth do on the ground?
amethyst17009 4 years ago
They go down to the ground for a crap. Poor things I love em! They actually seem to smile when they are relaxed as well which is cool :)
Camilo83 4 years ago 2
ok thanx
amethyst17009 4 years ago
Yeah! It looked like it was smiling when it shat on the ground!
Josephdorf03 4 years ago
They're adorable, but it seems like they have pretty shitty lives.
bsartist 4 years ago 2
Sloths are so lazy
Deliball 4 years ago
I wish I were a sloth. I will ask Jesus if he can make it so.
keptyeti 4 years ago 4
soths are the best ever!
what other animal has (basically) it's own eco system on it's body, including bacteria specefically catered to their fur!
sloths are awesome.
layton56 4 years ago 7
totally love it
GuymeetsGirl 4 years ago 4
giggle... "sloathes"
feedbackinhibition 4 years ago 4
who is this narrator? ive seen him before he's great
airrick16 4 years ago 2