10 Funniest Ralph Wiggum Quotes

[kimbahpnam]

#1 "And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life" lol

[xbolts211743x]

1:00 XD The look on his parents face!

[Mannymac06]

I dress myself!

[Mannymac06]

@Mannymac06 and "Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers."

[raalegget]

my cats name is mittins

[mcmuffinerson]

Ralph: "Class, in what year was 1+1? The answer is, the amazing Ralph!" *jumps out window.

How could you have left that one off?!

[gazdavephillips]

Ralph: Miss Hoover?

Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph what is it?

Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it can I have a new one?

Miss Hoover: No Ralph there aren't any more. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning.

Ralph: Oh boy sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

[Tparker666]

my fav qoute was "Mommy can you open my milk?"

im your teachr

[XRioteerXBoyX]

@Tparker666 That's hillarious, had me in stitches.

[YouAreABunghole]

For all the bronies watching this, look to the right of ralph's head at 1:40

There's your joy.

[XxMcAuleyxX]

I like men now is the best :L

[samsrkewl]

My cats name is mittens O__O

[joelharm]

man the one from the newer season sucks

[NottinghamForest22]

@joelharm because all the newer seasons suck lol

[joshuagoboom]

daddy, your stomach is crying

[jknoxlover95]

HE TOLD ME TO BURN THINGS.

[rexana]

"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

WHERE IS THIS

[darkx12]

My cat's breath smells like catfood

[noiseonlyplease]

hahahaha "my cats name is mittens" 1:40

[noiseonlyplease]

WTF at 0:09 that is a very deep voice to beleong to ralph. hahahaha

[TheHornyOrca]

you forgot the one where lisa thought she failed a test and ralph goes" i copied the lisa name, instead of her answers"

[SaladDodger11]

I finished before I came in...

[Botulizard]

you left out "meow", "i bent my wookiee", and "oh boy, sleep! that's where i'm a viking!"

[SacredCharizard]

You left out "My eyes taste like burning!" :(

[EdmundoLOL]

"when i grow up i want to be a principal or a catipiller. haha genius

[multiplemiggsss]

YOU LEFT OUT MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD! DAMNIT!

[fbizzy81]

What about superninteno Chalmers?

[cyanide1259]

@fbizzy81 its Supernintendo as in Nintendo wii or Nintendo DS

[msnonom17]

ralph is so random i luv him

[SuperJim64]

I Ated the purple berries

[aikonmk]

Ralph: "Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the air vent." Miss Hoover: "Ralph... Remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?" Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

[FezPretzeler]

What about "I can't believe I used to date you!"

[mrbenj316]

What about I like men now?

[2000astrocreep]

Best Wiggum Line ever: "I bent my Wookie.."

[noisephreak21]

"i like men now"

[Ksera71269]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

[69sylle]

Did you just pick random quotes? the only funny one was "Me fail in english? THATS UNPOSSIBLE!"

[osgirl8]

When i grow up i wanna be a catapiller?!

[MUTANTGHERKIN]

"Look daddy, it's a whale egg!"

[DemonOfMyMind]

You didn't even have "It tastes like burning!" on the list... Whats wrong with you?

[Meranofreak]

my cat's name is mittens

[toeloese]

Ralph hit puberty and lost it when he grew older!

[jccw227]

Didn't Ren & Stimpy do a bit where Stimpy confused the Lincoln Memorial for Santa Claus?

[GoldeneyeDog]

What's with his voice on the first quote haha

[skullfucker92]

@GoldeneyeDog its from an early episode if you think that sounds funny look up homers old voice

[GoldeneyeDog]

@skullfucker92 Yeh I've watched all the simpsons episodes since I was a kid in the 90s - I remember a lot of the voices in the early ones being deeper and odd but I couldn't remember noticing Ralph Wiggum's voice - come to think of it I remember my Dad and I watching this years ago and saying exactly what I just said :L I remember Smithers being black in series one as well haha why the hell did they feel the need to change that XD

[skullfucker92]

@GoldeneyeDog LOL i forgot about black smithers haha yea im surprised that wasnt turned into some huge race deal, that one of the only black people on the show was changed to white. probably had something to do with the fact that smithers is kind of mr burns' slave and that just doesn't look good when smithers is black LOL

[GoldeneyeDog]

@skullfucker92 Haha too true xD

[daRealYounGFLY]

69 dislike !!!

[survyguy79]

The dislike bar told me to burn the like bar, but I refused

[DaveTheIceman]

It's unpossible to dislike Ralph.

[SuperXboxKILLA]

@DaveTheIceman I FOUND RALPH, ON THE INTERNET! O.O

[jimmijames666]

@DaveTheIceman you mean umpossib...

[Sevenchappels]

XDDDD

[angelbunny9783]

"I made bart in my pants!"

[Amithysia]

'then the doctor told me both my eyes were lazy, and that's why it was the best summer ever'

[nerdkiller8]

i like men now

[MrUGA33]

"i bent my wookie"

[bazmaxholland]

the baby looked at you?!

[TBAGNFACEFUKER]

Am I the only one that laughs at the way Ralph walks at 0:33?

[ainsleywalker]

Wheres 'Why do people run from me' quote where Lisa hangs out with college kids and he wets himself?!

[ConcepcionNYC]

All my friends have birthday's this year.

[busterkeatonsbriefs]

Burn the house down,

Burn them all !

[HolzeyP92]

Go Banana :)

[DSgamrz585]

Wait what was that? What about the leprechaun? o_0

[BonjourGorgeous]

the first clip was nelsons voice

[N7Crazy]

Me fail english? That´s unpossible!

[Simtooner]

i like men now

[misteryA555]

What about the

'Lisa's a girl at my school'

'Tell me something else'

'I once picked my nose til it bleeded'

'About Lisa!'

'Lisa's a girl at my school

[EminemFan6680]

ralph at 0:07 sounds like nelson

[CrAcK123Cr]

@EminemFan6680 That was Ralphs original voice.

[Joe2point5]

I'd go with being a caterpillar, the pays better

[jesustonight]

edting is what its called not cutting off the quotes would be good

FAIL

[rsrockiesphilm]

@456kazer its old and they probably hadn't officially decided the voice or what the character was like (notice hes not stupid too). Also wheres "I like men now!" ???

[456kazer]

Why does Ralph's voice sound deeper 0:07

[SushiBrawl]

"I have two kinds of wet in my pants."

[AALECXSThe]

what about : in what year was 1+1?

in the year of ralph...weeeee out the window

[TutorialMinecraft]

I'm Learding.

[DAVIDInitiative]

"...ssible"?

[rossthekartingboss]

I love the episode were Ralph is sweating and he says "I wet my arm pants!!!" and when he says "hi super nintendo chalmers!! I'm lernding!!"

[warksman311]

daddys gun tastes minty

[spittingbloodhc]

"Why do people run away from me?" *pisses pants*

[pyrochris84]

My neck and my ear hurts. I have two Owies!!

[Haizeron]

"It tastes like burning"

[zachesmith]

I've been told I do an incredible Ralph impression (straightens tie)

[zCuzzy]

No, the best one is what he said in the Simpsons Movie. Bart rides a skateboard naked then Ralph sees his private.

Thus making him says "i like men now".

[LaurenLovesChanel]

The one at the beginning is the voice of nelson o_O

[rockrobster24]

@ayatollahrocknrolla ralph didn't say that

[joeymaus4]

"I think I wet my bed!"!!!!

[robm14]

It's missing the end of his story, told to Lisa

'And the doctor said it wouldn't bleed if I kept my finger out of there'

[MyDontreallycare]

where's the "Hi super nintendo chalmers" :(

[Metallicutz]

These are probably the lamest RW quotes ever. Listen to Bloodhound Gang's song about him, there you have some awesome quotes!

[LukeABlack]

you should show all his quotes

[Mystic3517]

You should've included his Movie quote.. "I like men now." Lmao XD

[ObliviousRebellion]

Ralph 2012!

[DoomsdayApparatus]

You forgot "Chicken legs are scary." XD

[simonloucas]

poop

[crazyguyjacob2]

my cats name is wigglybugs

[MartinAEben]

it's all about "Glass tastes like Blood."

[Ektherion00]

Yeah, that green little devil keeps on telling to burn stuff too...

[TheChillsta]

what about... super nintendo chalmers

[boagsale]

@TheChillsta Yeah super nintendo Chalmers is the best one.

[Cookiecleo1]

@TheChillsta lol :D

[M3n4sh3]

You forgot "I like men now!" from the movie.

[woody280486]

No Super Nintendo Chalmers....

Burn in hell!

[trolltacular1]

'I'm a brick.'

'Why do people run away from me?' *wets pants*

Private Investigator: 'No, about Lisa!' Ralph: 'Lisa is a girl in my class.' PI: 'Someone's already worked this kid over.'

[2OGLOC2]

number 1 was stupid

[001snipe]

I only liked the No. 2 quote. And my fav ralph quote wasn't on here...

Kids: Ralph what do the Berries taste like?

Ralph: They taste like burning.. uuuhh *rolling around holding stomach*

Lol

[ferriswheel98]

No "I like men now"?

[madden8021]

i got cloneded



[AWSMMOM]

1:00 - 1:07.  Best. Run. On. Sentence. Ever.

[Jeffro1277]

You forgot "you're eyes need diapers" and my personal favorite "thats what my grandma looks like in her forever box"

[MilwaukeeDreadie]

No, "Dying tickels."?! WTF?!,

[psychomikeUS]

"....sooo the doctor said I wouldn't get any more nosebleeds if just kept my finger outta there."

[MarlzWarz]

"how do the berries taste ralph?'

tastes like.......BURNING!"

how is that quote not there.....

[ayatollahrocknrolla]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

[strom56]

me fail english? thats unposible!

[lpsfan1ful]

HE TOLD ME TO BURN THINGS>:D

[opain12]

Your intro makes me go pee.

[TheDeathonlegs]

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

[DefenderofHyrule]

Ralph is the best character in the programme

[CandiedToothpaste]

@:16 Miss Hoover died her hair brown. I never noticed that before this.

[bomt697]

ah come on u left so many good ones out

[badfish995]

nice. but you forgot "when I grow up, I wanna go to Bovine University!!!"

[saamiwills]

i like men now he is so gay

[verdirame86]

and i've been a gogood boy 

[TamaZCustom35]

"These crayons taste like purple!"

[Vigilante008]

You forgot "My ear hurts and my shoulder hurts I have two owies!"

[TheZeijl]

My cats breath smells like cat food

[MADMANx511]

No "I bent my Wookie"? WTF?

[MrTirawi]

Ralph seems to have experienced reverse puberty.

[SawtoothArlong]

What happened to "I bent my wookie"?

[radtech21]

Notice how 9 out of the 10 were from the first nine seasons? 

I like to limit it to the first eight myself. Simpsons-Industrial Complex, please stop!

[tjfats2]

I'm Idaho

I dress myself

My cat's breath smells like cat food

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking

[DonnerParty1000]

I bent my wookie!

[FlareNeos6]

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."

[lilsquirt1995]

season 19 and it still looks old compared to what it is now? How many seasons ARE there? O_O

[Lipz101]

HE TOLD ME TO BURN THINGS

[fleshtheworld]

...Holy lol, was that his old voice :/

[theoldkk]

all good apart from number 3...I cant even look at new simpsons

[ChickenDelight131]

Lisa:"The point of a test is not cheating" (Or something like that) Ralph:"... My cat's name is Mittens."

LOL

[TheEnguin]

Me? Fail English? But that's unposs-...

[kcham35334]

Yes, but what man could tame her? xDDDD

[BeeryGamer]

I miss the Super Nintendo Chalmers joke...

[brivanas]

What ever happened to "my cat's breath smells like cat food"? Or, "I bent my wookie?". Does this poster know ANYTHING about the Simpsons?

[TheNjkc]

Seriously, not even close to his best lines

[MrDrewizbeast]

he hit pberty the wrong way he had a deep voice then a squeaky voice

[genestarwindjf80]

i WON I WON!! ME FAIL ANGLISH THAT'S UMPOSSIBLE LMAO classic line Ralph

[MrSkinnynerd03]

"Me fail english? That's unpossible!" OHHHH MANNNN that quote was my life!

[teeemkay]

Many of these lines were cut off before the end.

Lisa's Rival had some amazing Wiggumisms: "I bent my wookie!"

[xvmon360]

you forgot "someone should iron you!"

[EpicHeroicDragon]

I'm learnding! I'm a unitard! And how is "My cat's name is Mittens" funny?

[shutthefuckup654]

"But what man can tame her?" A question asked by men the world over.

[bofo85]

"I bent my wookie"

[darkknight07100]

They skipped the next line for #1! "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

[EmilyFromAus]

at #10 ralph sounds like kurney

[VMG3001]

# 3 is my favorite

[Chaoskai3000]

Where's " I cheated wrong, I copied the Lisa name but used the Ralph answers"?

[fonejacker2008]

there's been much more funnier and stupider things ralph has said .. what abot when he called the superintendent 'super nintendo chalmers' lol

[SmithyWilly15]

What happened to "I'm a unitard"?

[darkdialga777]

note at 0:15 ms.hovers hair is blue but at 0:20 it is brown WHAT THE FUCK

[gixer750ws]

@darkdialga777 she maybe dyed it

[MufuFinkie]

0:32 = walk with a SWAGGER!!!

[hunsler1006]

has anyone noticed that the voice that is ralph at first scetch is the voice of nelson now

[PetersonAlexandre]

you missed "My cat's breath smells like cat food"... I don't remember what season

[saintpeter666]

@PetersonAlexandre I think it was in the same episode as "My cat's name is Mittens" ... but I could be wrong.