Cafeterias Smell! Moose Toilet

[CasiopeeaR]

Brett... we believe in you... you are so much better than this :)

[Chong688]

vvfs is back!! thanks god because this stinks, no pun intended

[XxhrrrpennyxX]

@beeman155 If you're subscribed to the Viral Video Film School channel, Brett posted a bulletin saying that VVFS will be returning on the 19th and posting a video every Monday.

[jimboburgess]

this is crap!

[nitroslipperz]

Brett is back, and now there is no reason to come to these videos....

[ScoobyDooIsShagginU]

This is stupid, I want Brett back!!

[FloDrum2107]

holy shit just calm the fuck down, he obviously wants to do videos for us, but he cant or else the dumbasses will get him with all the legal bullshit. i thought we were all Fans of brett, but seeing everyone on here "UH IM UNSUBSCRIBBING BAI" just shows you werent really going to stick with brett, and in the time where he needs us too just be there and let him know we'll support him. but i guess not. have fun trying to find someone like brett here

[XxhrrrpennyxX]

Brett's coming back with VVFS on the 19th!!!

[beeman155]

@XxhrrrpennyxX How do you figure?

[Isawabirdy]

My balls smell like garlic.



[antigraceful]

I mean, I get it... to avoid copyright infringement and antitrust and all that shit, he's gotta create some intellectual fodder between going solo and being affiliated with a network . And to be honest, I'd hate to be Brett. He's the one who has to make this shit. I mean, he's got a brain... it's just working a longer more complicated plan than he should be forced to do. Fuck Current TV's management... it was all so great... then the business jerks took over ..sigh

[Monkeycray677]

yeh im unsubscribing, it not you its me..... Well actually its the lack of content and no actual you. BAI

[syrindigo26]

I wish Brett were MY cafateria lady.

[FacelessVoid4life]

I miss brett so much, it hurts sometimes

[ZolRing]

The intro song rivals les miserables. Toilet of the house. lalalalala.

[d3pHc0n]

Fuck it. I tried. Unsubbed.

[vvysn]

This a a kind video that vvfs used to mock. Come back to us Brett. We miss you.

[wikiman1011]

He can do better than this. Well, at least he's still in the game.

[jerryjm2]

He is in the lowest part of his career not were just waiting for the comeback

[MihaiMcs]

if vvfs didn't got so many views brett decided to give us toilet humor

[sukresukre2]

What a silly crap

[alheadbme]

When I come to watch these videos, it's like hanging out with a friend who isn't any fun anymore, but you still invite them over because you miss how they used to be.

[IOUthelove]

@alheadbme That is exactly how I feel watching these.

@MooseToilet I Miss You reviewing videos and movies.

[themaxster100]

i just need your moose videos out of natural instinct for loosing (?) vvfs :( can i still send a wall thing? i just need to figure out what it will be

my dog watching your show? or my dog doing something silly? who knows

[stefinintehero]

Bret is to moose toilet as Mozart is to auto-tune :-( not a fan

[Schizo79]

Brett, you know I love u & I support everything you do. But I'm not so sure about this. This so far seems like a video I would expect from some college kids that had nothing else better to do. No disrespect. I know its only your third video but I know you can put your talent and make this shine. You're awesome!!!!!

~Annahksunamun~

[ron234halt]

It was mildly funny. Perhaps moosetoilet is a response to all of those years of being tastefully tasteless on Infomania. And now Brett just wants to do something bizarre and surreal just to get it out of his system.

[disneyfreak3024]

STOP RIGHT NOW BRET!!!!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY AND REALLY REALLY SUCKS!!!! PLEASE GO BACK TO VVFS!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

[thegrayzombie1]

This kinda reminds me of when like a CEO ends up homeless...

[volleybal0325]

I only subscribed because it's Brett, but seriously, you belong on the other side of the camera!

[ParanoidSlothStudios]

IS THIS REALLY BRETT?!?!?!?!? NO WAY IS THIS BRETT!?!?!FUCK!

[ShutUpTails]

I know you love butts but do you have a butt? is your love of butts somehow related to your lack of butt? Butt.

[Mercud]

It looks to me like someone lost a bet of some sort. Or really hit their head.

[canoblas]

Why do you hate us brett. Pls stop this

[Jerbear6661]

@cata5290 current had many things that was so ABSOLUTLEY great. I don't know why they decided to throw it all away including Brett.

[d3pHc0n]

Wow. You have to be truely special to get such honest and thoughtful criticism. People _want_ to like you.

[isays]

brett, you're hilarious. the reason i'm subscribed to this channel is to make sure I don't miss your next project.

while I'm sure that moose toilet is fun as hell to make, its like a big inside joke. While it might be hilarious to you (which is good, you have to enjoy what you do)... the rest of us don't get it :(

i know, you can make a viral video, didn't you have a lesson on unemployment vlogs? IDEA! :p

[1996carlosr]

Lol Rwj won woo-hoo

[violinbird]

Dear Brett,

I tried, I really tried to watch your new series. But every time, my heart is torn into a million pieces just remembering the comedic genius you once were.

RIP the best show on youtube.

[rebeljoh8]

Brett, why are you doing this to us? We like you and VVFS was hysterical. My 10 year old would find this juvenile and disgusting. Why all the hate?

[srbay11]

What is this? I don't even...

[pvhawkeye08]

*cries inside*

[deth349]

Brett used to be entertaining. I mean he could try to make these funny at least.

[thepete85]

Uh oh...two more 'Brett in drag' sightings...

[XxMinka]

i still dont understand why he had to quit vvfs........ i dont understand. anyone?

[mmatoz212]

do better than that

[braigus09]

I miss you Brett :(

[TheBreezyProductions]

It took me a while before I finally noticed that Brett was the Cafeteria Lady. But once I realized it, I couldn't stop laughing

[kffej101]

Moose Toilet, how do you play that guitar intro?

[kffej101]

Moose Toilet, how do you play that guitar intro?

[kffej101]

Moose Toilet, how do you play that guitar intro?

[kffej101]

Moose Toilet, how do you play that guitar intro?

[kffej101]

Moose Toilet, how do you play that guitar intro?

[FTSKLover]

Chocolate milk poop made me feel like I can never look at milk the same way again. I'll always wonder... :[

[kB5ka]

1 2 E

[Carzo15]

1 2 E

[sntheticguitar]

Brett has to be sucking on purpose. I mean seriously, how brilliant was VVFS compared to this shit (no pun intended, "Moose Toilet")

[TakarasAsylum]

I am SO glad I tried to find out what Brett was doing abter VVFS xD

[TakarasAsylum]

@TakarasAsylum What I mean is that I thought Brett escaped the internet. I'm just happy he hasn't given up completely. It would be nice if he gave us a video shout-out or something lie that. Either way, good luck to you Brett... and your uh, Moose Toilet... o_o

[karinalexis22]

I only liked this video because Brett is really funny. But this video isn't.

[Alveezee10]

mooset toilet... what happens if you get clogged? Do you have a janitor?

[Alveezee10]

That science teacher is a SLUT!

[jk7689jk]

Fuck this, Brett. This video sucks.

[ankan555]

I speak for everyone when I say... Brett, nobody enjoys these stupid vids, go back to how you used to be, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS ON YOUTUBE!

[mocosax]

We all know VVFS is in super-tutorials heaven, playing and laughing

but where are you brett??

[mocosax]

PLEASE STOP THIS!!!

Your spanish viewrs are suffering big time too >_<

[papaya1098]

Why all the hate? This is at least better than other stuff on youtube....

[joddle23]

@papaya1098 because we all know Brett is capable of better :|

[j97fishes]

WE ARE MAD AT YOU. DO SOMETHING FUNNY

[XSeshedaX]

Oh...its sad seeing all the negative feedback.

[d3pHc0n]

eh, f brett.

[Aphroditeuf16]

Wow.

[alaskaslem]

This is a waste of your talent and time. please stop this and make try something else

[diegostoogeman]

THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!! GET BACK TO DOING VIRAL VIDEO FILM SCHOOL!!!!!

[pwnrofldairyqueenbbq]

@diegostoogeman And then he'll get sued and go bankrupt. How about no?

[JoshLava25]

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[LinatheFox]

YAY!!!!!!!! My question has been answered!

[muskabulldog]

Hey Brett's toilet, can you reply to this comment please? Because if Moose Toilet replies, then I know that means Brett probably replied; which will make my life complete. (I don't know if that ";" was necessary, but I wanted to sound smart.

[GAQ01]

I'd rather have Brett on the moose toilet talking to us. Keep the Moose toilet if you like. But for the love of god INTERACT WITH US :(

[SamtasticallyAwesome]

@GAQ01 PLEASE!!??

[BluJayFanFive]

im debating naming my fantasy football team the Minnesota Moose Toilets or the Sacramento STUNT CATS. What do you think Moose Toilet?

[cata5290]

You were the only reason that i watched current, you were the only reason i knew current existed and now... well does it even exist anymore?

[themariamonkey]

hey moosetoliet- can you tell us a story?

[thegrayzombie1]

Well this sucks....

[xihearthe80sx]

Do you have any extended family?

[EgoDriven2000]

I propose a compromise: Sit ON the "Moose Toilet" and talk about things! Anything you want!

It can be about poop if it has to be, because we all love you... But can you just do the "Definitive Poop Trilogy!" and get it out of your system?

Love ya, Brett. Your stuff was always very close to me, and I actually dreamed about being on VVFS.

If I have a dream about Moose Toilet, man, I'm going to be mad at you, because I can't imagine how that could end well for me.

[Tyremion]

You still are doing a great job. But try to just talk infront of the camera + better mic!

[BeyondBlissful]

Brett, I think we all agree that you're amazing and hilarious. But, this is honestly not very funny :P

If there is a legal problem surrounding VVFS, I suggest you just do a vlog sort of thing!

Talk about random things and be awesome!

[SrCobaya]

this is shit :( i miss vvfs



[TheNickloyd]

This is more depressing than Charlie Sean's career

[FunniestStuffEver]

PLEASE go back to VVFS or at least something like that. This kind of comedy isnt for you. The moose toilet idea is clever but VVFS is what youre meant for. They were a LOT more funnier and im sure most fans of you can agree with that. I hope you read this and please consider going back to the basics. You are very talented, dont waste it here.

[TheFroggymoose]

Bret, whatcha doin bro? Why so much poop?

[TheFroggymoose]

Bret, whatcha doin bro? Why so much poop?

[Striker2595]

Poop could be served in chocolate ice cream

[Striker2595]

Info mania suck!

[annavoig19]

Brett, the poop thing is clearly a sign of anal fixation-forgetaboutit.-I mean... Brett, you could do some sketchs inspired in viral videos or analyze rly shitty tv shows like Real Housewives, Jersey Shore and trash movies like this one: /watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8... Greetings from Brazil o/

[Kipfan410]

I find Moose Toilet's accent intriguing and I like that he likes to speak his mind! Brett, you keep on doing your thing! Originality is key!

[RalphieLopez96]

Too much bathroom humor.



[sebastianfoyle]

i love you toilet

[iokua15]

I'm not a fan :-/ I really want to like this... but... I don't

[HeyJoslynBETHEBEST]

If you're not following Brett on Twitter, he pretty much told all the haters to fuck off.

[TheOffficalJudge]

Brett go back to WFS its what your best at.

[cwboyclay]

Moose toilet!

[misterninja2]

Alright, who broke Brett?

[Marandaz23]

Hey Moosey, may i call you Moosey?  You say you like poop and pee, but what about puke? It just felt like the right thing to ask...

[gangstergirl554]

Guys I'm pretty sure that Brett would like to do VVFS just as much as you want him to. Now let's just try to support him now, toilet, moose, or both, there still are a lot of fans to stand by you Brett :)

[TheLightningFalcon]

so random, yet funny :)

[steelywill5]

Did Brett snap? should we call help?

[mralfredotv]

Just start doing VVFS here

[XxhrrrpennyxX]

MooseToilet, what happened to your parents?

[wrathofsocrus]

InfoMania got a lot better when you started hosting, it's a shame that it's gone now. VVFF is still your bread and butter. More late nite bloody mary's, shooting from your fingertips, and animals looking for human snacks!

[jajackka]

Brett, blah blah blee blooh blah, blah blee, blee blee blooh blah.

Thanks man.

[maxla88]

Brett, you're a hilarious guy. One of the best on youtube, but I don't think MooseToilet is working out.

Perhaps it would be best to either really mix up the format of the show or to think up another idea entirely.

Good luck!

[Slugbunny]

I sure hope the next one would be funny already.

[YoannNaruto]

All those haters can eat shit (you see what I did there?) You are funny and you do what you want

[jidism]

if i'm gonna be bothered watching the any more of this something interesting better happen. maybe like new characters or make the show more skit based. really don't think i can be bothered watching a moose make dumb jokes anymore.

[Sznaps666]

The only thing worth watching in this video is Brett cross-dressing :|

me gusta

[reinboudrops]

sad..

[imonyourfacewoot]

The poop thing only stays funny for so long. You're funny but I see no potential for our dear Moosetoilet friend D:

[ashleylikescheetos]

Brett, VVFS always made me smile. You're amazing at what you do. Can we get some vlogs from you?

[savethesass]

Brett, your Mrs. Science Teacher gave me a lady boner.

Moose Toilet, what is your preferred poop texture? Crumbly like a goat or are you a soft serve kind of guy?

These are important questions.

[lukema]

Rise up, RISE UP young Brett! It is your time to take the world (of youtube) by storm, and defeat the evil followers of RWJ, here, take my ninja stick and let justice be done!!!!

[Cruzito3000]

lol. His accent sounds like those norwegians from family guy. "Auhh! But I've got no moar meenuts on my phonix card!"

[TheIvanners]

man... you can create your own chow!... will be grate and im sure everyone will be supporting your chow!!! actually... just send to all of us the bill!

[XxhrrrpennyxX]

Brett, I encourage you to do what you love, and if this is what you love, then by all means continue. Personally I love both VVFS and this new addition to the Tube of You, MooseToilet. So please know that you'll have my full support.

[Jerbear6661]

They do serve poop in cafeterias. Well it's close to poop. Its called ammonia drained meat

[Jerbear6661]

The shit they serve in cafeterias is betterr than this. You disapil

[rgGamerfreak69]

BRETT! LISTEN 2 YOUR FANS! EVERYONE IS ABOUT TO LEAVE MEANING YOUR LOSING FANS! MY ADVICE GET BACK OF WHAT YOU GOOD AT! PS I MOSTLY WATCH VVFS, I DO NOT WANT RWJ TO BE THE ONLY THING AROUND HE'S STUPID AND A LOSER!

[ashchetum]

We MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[xXGuitarPickXx]

Mmm... I liked your facial expressions and the way you reacted to some videos that you taught us about in vvfs like

Video: you're eyes are like blueberries, could-could I just...

Brett:... No you may not!! *lunges back from tv*

that episode made me laugh so hard umma go watch right now

[laceandpearls92]

Sadly unsubscribing. *shakes head*

[snowwons12]

he should carry on wiht the same format that he used to have, just not connected to infomania

i wouldnt concider it copyright either because its so common to do sketches like that

[OMGWTFork]

bret dressed as a woman.. still makes my day..

[d3pHc0n]

I also loved your other videos, and don't understand moosetoilet. I feel like you're insulting my choice to follow your work. I hope you have a fruitful future.

[nitroslipperz]

so many poop jokes.... poor brett

[flexyrhead]

Brett, please stop. Please. I care because I love you and I hate to see you go down this path.

[nemirc]

I'm downloading this video and using the moose toilet song as my phone ringtone :B

[nemirc]

If you don't like MooseToilet then why do you even bother watching these videos? Do you really believe your oppinions are way too important and need to be voiced? If you haters miss VVFS so much why don't YOU make videos about viral videos? Oh yeah, you have no talent, you just come here to bitch.

[laceandpearls92]

@nemirc well yeah, actually thats exactly why i voice my opinion, so he knows how i f eel about the video. im not going to lie and say its great. i really miss his old stuff, and i miss laughing at it. i dont laugh at all at this so i hope he changes it. if i were him, i would want to know what my viewers did and didnt enjoy.

[Brogus123]

shorter into?

[TheCounterIntuitive1]

I'm liking this for the hilarious Brett in drag!



[TheGigaTurtle]

once upon a time, Brett was funny...that time is now in the past

[wildbillocm]

Sexy science teacher Brett, that should be your next project.

[martinohna]

Brett. 

[Alibne]

As much as the clueless "omg VVFS!!!" comments annoy the hell out of me, this is painful to watch.

[rasoiratomique]

Brett, consider this comment wall as a giant INTERVENTION!!! Stop doing that. Just stop. Go back to VVFS or do something else similar. But that. Stop doing that. Just stop. Please. We love you.

[Millarmouse]

@rasoiratomique he can't do VVFS, it's copywrited by Current, he doesnt own it, so he cant do it.

[ScorpiousDelectus]

@Millarmouse Surely Brett can still do something similar without calling it VVFS? How many channels are there out in YT land that feature people commenting on strange stuff on YT? First Cracked killed Michael Swaim, now VVFS. All I got left is VSauce

[Millarmouse]

@ScorpiousDelectus fair enough, I was annoyed by michael swaim, but have you watched Cracked's After Hours? It more than makes up for the loss, the episode on back to the future is amazing, and the teenage mutant ninja turtles one is life changing

[ScorpiousDelectus]

@Millarmouse I have seen Cracked After Hours, great stuff but not enough of it. Check out VSauce & VSauce2. Great stuff there

[yourcathatesme]

Brett, you are a comedic genius. Don't waste your unequaled talent on this moose-shit.

[1Cortexiphan]

@yourcathatesme What Brett needs to do is make a cam site and strip for his grateful viewers. I'd pay big bucks to see that.

[seriousbees]

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Unsubscribed.

[clntmagee]

Brett, this is not how the internet wants to keep track of you after VVFS...help yourself and thereby us and stop this madness.

[xXGuitarPickXx]

What if someone sits down in front of you but doesn't quite sit ON you? What do you think they are gonna do?

[isays]

i know you can be hilarious... and these videos are probably fun as hell to make. but they're like an inside joke... without being part of it, they're just not funny to the rest of us.

[SlimOtter]

Uh...uh...Brett. Hopefully you'll work your way through this scat phase and make it back to your lovable snarky VvFS personal again. Besides, I'd rather watch you talk instead of the toilet seat. Hate to tell you bud, but Moosetoilet us a grand experiment that i just don't get no matter how much I want to. I wish it could work, but either it doesn't work or I just don't get it. Sorry kiddo.

[SlimOtter]

Uh...uh...Brett. Hopefully you'll work your way through this scat phase and make it back to your lovable snarky self of VvFS again. Besides, I'd rather watch you talk instead of the toilet seat. Hate to tell you bud, but it just doesn't work. Wish it did, but it doesn't. Sorry kiddo.

[phai1210]

Oh Brett you're funnier than this!

[kffej101]

great outfits brett but go back to vvfs

[survivant00]

OK, that's enough for me. unsubcribe.