Hold on to your butts

[BorealNeal]

hold on to your cock

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really ian? its just a saying

[ThePHOXman]

"....um........."

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

Mothafuckin' hold on to your mothafuckin' butts!

[sinbd]

...Okay, I'm holding on...(5 minutes later, 10, a bunch later.) everyone's dead now...can I let go of my butt now? No? Okay...

[tua07442]

0:02 Thumbs up so others don't have to wait!

[PareliusProductions]

Thumbs up if your here because of 2012.

[rainbowmuppet]

the snowflakes just made everything better.

[MrBadApple999]

lol the only black dude was the coolest guy n the film

[MecTheGamer]

Story of my life.

[legomanic342]

0.05 epic WTFBOOM moment :)

[YellowoboeThe]

Butt status: Held.

[Yonkage]

Two butt cheeks disliked this video.

[ornjoos]

I wonder if after he said that, someone in the crowd shouted "WHO WANTS TO SMELL MY FINGERS!"

[EternalPhoenix2183]

Only now have I realize he was talking about Cigarette butts hahahaha

[TRiCEPboy]

I always thought this was Will Smiths best role.

[gmcclelland1992]

@TRiCEPboy LMFAO

[samubabe101]

A SHARK ATE ME!!!>>A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME!!

[Destructerator]

I always use this for dramatic effect when I'm turning on computer I'm fixing.

[Unitx21]

My butt fell off me after watching this :(

[Risco98]

GOOD MOTHA FUCKIN CHOICE, MOTHA FUCKER!!!

[the4armedmonk]

what an age, being able to smoke indoors

[VenomsRage815]

@the4armedmonk and on TV no less

[SmashBrosFan19]

Samuel L. Jackson looked so different 20 years ago

[MrRayquazaking]

My body was ready.

[TJ271992]

yall gay fags that need to suck a dick

[vitoperformance]

every time i'm doing an engine swap in my cars, i say this right before i start it up for the first time. lol.

[MuToiDMaN]

I say this line every time I execute a risky system command I don't fully understand.

[Spidysweb]

I say this line every time I am driving and taking a turn.

[Extnoob]

Only Samuel L. Jackson can say something like that and be taken seriously.

[itsameray]

I don't smoke but he always made me wanna light up a cigarette

[TheRancor44]

2 people didn't hold on to their butts

[rjbeef]

Two people didn't hold onto their butts.

[RobertoMoreno94]

This is what I always say when I have to do this at home :)

[djsweethots]

@RobertoMoreno94 Me too! :)

[HammarHeart]

samuel jackson holds on to his butts, he smokes cigs down to the cotton

[Che1seabluesdrogba11]

Because of this movie scene i say this all the time when ever the moments appropriate XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[survival3three]

motherfucker

[leileilol]

i liked the part when he tells to hold onto their butts while his mouth is holding onto a butt

there's a lot of butt holding in here

[jedihunter176]

Arnold never died, really. One of the raptors happened to cross him, so he ripped off his own arm and had it kung-fu them someplace else.

[louielouie11224]

Can I hold onto Dr. Sattler's?

[Pugslee3]

Hold on to your butts because this room is filled with snakes and he's had it with them!

[MrMistakesWereMade]

Press 2 for your butts.....

[thegreathistorian7]

like when xbox 360 tries to update

[killjoy455]

Hold onto your butts, ummm....I just work here

[Emiliethebest]

I held on to much and a juicy fart came out

[XxhadoukenxX]

His responce for the tornado hitting the east coast.

[moose030406]

@XxhadoukenxX Its Hurricane Irene actually.

[Oracle13]

2 people didnt hold onto their butts...

[cookiemonster2690]

His response towards today's Earthquake

[Motherlandistaken]

Hold on to your arms

[ublade82]

The great tragedy of Jurassic Park is that Sam Jackson dies *off* camera.

[ukhistorian]

@ublade82 I know. He's fucking awesome.

[sumbuddyx]

Josh hates fun!

[srh1son]

iFanboy!

[Skeeter62889]

How long do I hold onto it for?

[UofLCardFan90]

@Unisom700 Rock on, a fellow 1990-er. :-)

[EvolutionOfTrance]

he even said it earlier in the movie lol

[airsoft4life5]

ummmmm



[altdoom615]

lol i love this line it randomly popped into my head forgot it was from Jurassic Park :D

[FlamEmerge0]

hold on to your butts..

secs later

arhmmm..

[louielouie11224]

I'd like to hold Dr. Sattler's.

[MinecraftPlanetChan]

@louielouie11224 win

[dongding2009]

I would love to hold on to your butts!

[scottb3034]

Now you can hold onto your butts in 7.1 Audio and High Def picture.

[Norax7]

2 people did not hold on to their butts.

[reverie11]

i'm a huge nerd, but i quote this line fairly often when restarting a computer, flipping a circuit breaker, or basically when turning back on any electrical equipment that previously wasn't working

[unlessitsafarm]

@reverie11 lol

[mattbackvass]

this is what you say when installing a new rom onto your android phone

[nerezzatube]

His probably just sick of those motherfucking Dennises sabotaging that motherfucking park.

[werebee]

@nerezzatube I've had it with these motherfucking raptors in this motherfucking power station.

[smokeyhyena]

ummm...

[feeditbeanss]

according to my dad, I used to say this allll the time when I was little. /:

[Arman88]

Is that even a line from the novel by Michael Crichton?

[thejuggernautbitch7]

next time i'm smoking with someone i gotta remember to say this haha

[ItMightBeAChicken]

@thejuggernautbitch7

i say it every time, man

[CabinetSquirrel]

My dad has been quoting this line non stop for over a decade now

[z7h4q6iv93]

2 people didn't hold on to their butts.

[scottb3034]

There were some terrific lines in this movie, from Goldblum's greatness to the spectacular lines spoken by Sam Jack and Bob Peck (Robert Muldoon).

"How many times have I told you? 'We need locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors.'"

[ermonski]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING ISLAND!!!

[chirpieguy]

Strange, I always assumed he was talking about my butt or your butt, but now I JUST realized it was a double meaning for cigarette butts. I'm so slow sometimes.

[skrattkantarellen]

@chirpieguy holy shit never interpreted it that way, because it's less funny, but damn. mind = blown

[MrKrevlornswath]

@chirpieguy

oh my god. thanks for ruining an awesome childhood movie. THE TRUTH CAN HURT, YOU KNOW!

[Mongomediaify]

I say that every time i turn on the lights.

[FDRPR09]

FAIL!

[HIN30N]

youtube needs a loop button



[Havocman09]

Zeh svvitch..... IT'S DOES NAUSZING, o wait i know how the rest of the movie goes

[aeroseth2k]

Jurassic Park was a great metaphorical movie.

[kvariant91]

pleeeeeeas

[JackDJones]

It's a shame he gets raptor'd :(

[MrIronWar]

@JackDJones Raptor is a verb now? Whoa!

[vol009S]

2 did not hold on to their butts.

[kevinhamburg91]

gizmodo xd

[Conchobhar]

@Stere0123 Thumbs up if you're from the nineties.

[oakster777]

'lrjjkdgb'j drtgbb fgbb srfgm bdfv bsrrgf b i have had it with these monkey fightin snakes on this monday to friday plane!

[oakster777]

what movie is this?

[RackAttacks]

@oakster777 jurassic park.

[mabiniss2]

Actually the original line was "hold on to your butts.........SAY WHAT AGAIN...SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YA....I DOUBLE DARE YA MOTHAFUCKA SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!!" Yup, pure poetry.

[Brandon3060]

Samuel gets owned.

[djwithnoname]

Rep me 100 times and I'll punch my dad in the face

[Hisako]

ummm

[WARP10CK]

Samuel Jackson can make any line sound cool

[GSPatton89]

The line originally was going to be, "Hold onto your motherfucking butts before I pull the motherfucking switch bitches!" Apparently Spielberg felt the line wouldn't catch on.

[VenomProject]

SCIENCE, MOTHAFUCKA- DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[DJRozwell]

PLEASE

i HATE this hacker crap

[GSPatton89]

Originally Spielberg wanted the line to be, "Hold on to your motherfucking butts before I pull the motherfucking switch bitches!" Apparently Spielberg decided against it fearing it would not catch on as a famous line.

[shinystuffff]

80 people are holding onto their butts.

[Tron9222]

please note this video has ZERO dislikes, that is all

[PestBreed]

@Tron9222

No, it doesn't..

-Dislikes the video-

Problem, youtube?

[acceptthis01]

He should have held on to his butt.

[2113ChargersFan]

@Unisom700 1993 here Caught it B4 it was Too late lmao

[JC387588]

the tyrannosaurus, when you absolutely positively got to kill every velociraptor in the room, except no substitutes

[sean9820]

North Korea just launched an attack on the South...I immediately thought of this clip for the first time in probably 6 years hahaha.

[a10fjet]

Its so cheesy lol

[genkisudo]

watched this line as a kid and my bros and I could not stop laughing... didn't even know that was Jackson until now lol

[nastrom100]

This is most likely the greatest line in any movie created by the human species.

God could not have said this better himself. Thank you Samuel L. Jackson and your dramatic sigh.

[garioldwin]

they should have never switched main power off .

[natesyourmom]

You don't know how often this line pops up in my head since the first time I saw this as a kid.

[elteescat]

Enough is enough!  I have had it with these mutha-fuckin dinosaurs on this mutha-fuckin island!

[southsydney]

SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER

[FrumpyShakes]

h0ld on to ur buttz, lol *flips switch* well, tht sux :(

[mattrunsfast]

HAHAH

[termin8ur4clinder]

*flicks switch* *pause* "ummm" - brilliant I love it.

[Fmaack]

Best line from the movie . Second best: Shut up, all of you, they're-approaching-the-tyrann­osaur-paddock!

[Runesocesius]

I did, nothing happened.

[supahdupahx]

Hold on to ur buts

[PvtRichardCranium]

That basically sums up the entire movie right there.

[JimboGrinbo]

@PvtRichardCranium Especcialy the "Eh" part =)

[sheenydonut]

@PvtRichardCranium ummmm

[VicPunai]

CCP to a T.

[CyberdineSystems101]

yes thank you

[KiteFlyingRobot]

thanks youtube for letting me look up any random clip i want. ahhh, the future is now!

[hiIltop530]

@KiteFlyingRobot any clip that doesn't have a copyright.

so it isn't the future yet

[LordMedo2]

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[Gumbo550]

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