Red Alert 3: Allied ending

[Antimanele104]

GTFO Tanya,you were good only in Red Alert 2 when you were a readhead and played by Kari Wuhrer.Now you're just an overused pornstar(BLEEEAH!)

[Intranetusa]

Get the time machine from Red Alert 2. Problem solved.

[sax03productions]

I'd prolly go with Tanya because she would prolly kill me in my sleep if I didn't...

[AlbeLowns]

Wtf is this shit!? so glad i didnt buy this piece of shit...

[90Daaaannnneeee]

0:56 Stfu! I was talking to my Gemma !

[nomerandomico1]

That would be two happy endings

[pb19111]

God Bless America

[ixonixas]

so if you won the campaign you getting one of these girls? DAMN GONNA PLAY IT

[ShadowValentine]

I'll take the Brit. She won me over with the accent. XD

[MrJeffcoffey]

what happened to the series

[MassiveStunnah]

Give me Gemma! ;D

[Shock4s]

Vote for the HOFF!

[42Cleve]

Wow! He should run for office with that speech! I almost threw up in my mouth!

[PhillipeHasselhoff]

Hasselhoff xD oh wait...

[Ja1Mac]

The symbolism in this is insaaane.. All C&C games have had subliminals

[parkourwayoflife]

@Ja1Mac almost all games buddy

not only C&C

[AllioneEtR]

1:07 "Commander?"

I say: "WHAT BITCHEZZ?!! I PLAY C&C FFS! LEMEBE!"

[bloodykiller9898]

Dam..I would like the to choose Eva at the end coz she is more cute =) no matter is voice or... lol..

[uniquesolutionseu]

i want a red alert movie!!!

[brodiebh]

don't worry commander... I'll be take Tanya.

[weaponexpert1]

i'd take gemma!

[kus2ganteng]

allied victory = david hasselhoff becomes president

what? from baywatch to president reign?

[ffalloutgirl]

so many wimen ! so little time !

[hallohallo49]

nooooo!

supersynday for the whole world

then i would rather losse the war

[dpas2009]

David Hasselhoff? WHY HIM?!?!?!

[KaseyLullaby]

1:04 hair itched fail! hair messed up! lol!

[darknesswolf7]

1:06 "select target"

:D :D LOL

[namikejohnson]

Ach Hasselhoff ends up being the president?

OH hell no!

Where's Kane when we need him?

[frother]

That statue must be about 2 inches tall for it to fall so fast

[7Shade2]

Not usually a fan of white but ehm...FCK YEAH!!!!

[LilATL94]

2:53 look at Hasselhof's facial expression hahaha xD

[Savalisk]

Yeah this ending is better!

[Wafflepudding]

Don't Hassle the Prez

[LordZeratul86]

really its like tanya is "humph yeah"  and Eva its "OHHHH yeahah yeah yeah"

Eva is so astonishing

[fire1202]

The commanders who clicked the dislike button must've chosen Tanya over Eva.

Your loss, commander.

[izzaidirave]

am i the only one who find the sound epic on 1:10?

[TraceurMikado]

EA should think next time before hireing real porn stars for mission briefs so stupid....

[pspboy7]

Commander watches ending on screen... just as the President walks in!

"Uh, good morning sir...!" Turns off screen. "Lovely uh, day sir?"

LOL

[lightningwu]

Both women win but British women with accent anyday everyday!

[kelvin400654]

i just want that two girls

[brouterhoodofsteel]

I WANT BOTH !!!!!!!!!!

[FromFinlandDude]

Say what you want, the hottest chick was in Red Alert 1. Period.

[jpad319]

0:56 Yeah, baby! Let me fap on that white cocktail dress and to your mouth.

Though I find it disconcerting that in the picture with that dress, she looks more fit than in here. Photoshopped?

[deathiswaitin]

lol japanese morphing cereal

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

commander is gonna have a cyber tonight..... O_O wow so wrong....

[LupusHonorius]

Bad Hoff! Bad! Stop showing up in things!

[Boskabouter21]

ill go 4 left

[PaladinGO2]

which one would you choose?

[mistahsossah]

Damn that left British girl is hor, that would be my choice!

[zhulix258]

president hasselhof 8o)

[himintheface]

Japan wins! Giga fortress owns. Natasha, and tanya can't come close to it. But they're still hot!

[ThakoManic]

the chicks are both blondes bimbos. They need to go away. Give us the older chicks Red Alert 2 More K Thanks.

[piemanization]

Get Eva.

[maxoomen]

I'd say there is enough commander for both of you :p

[zyther48]

during the missions i hoped that yuri would escape or something.... well whatev

[sedmoagalnikful]

Who wins eventuALLY , THe soviet , allies , or japanese ?

[janospraves]

@sedmoagalnikful allies

[K9Productzions]

@sedmoagalnikful it is up to you.....that's why the game has 3 campaings

[iHateAnime4LIfe]

Is it just me or Hasselhof's tone is treacherous?

[nighstar18]

I wish they make a Red Alert movie, about the Red Alert 3 Story focusing on the Allied Team

[nighstar18]

I wish they make a Red Alert movie, about the Red Alert 3 Story

[Chiefy787]

I take both but if I gotta choose i pick the one on the left. :D

[a122375]

What Hasselhoff says, really makes a point of how stupid we all are. We all want cars and flatscreens and watch that game on sunday. It really proves where we stand with our western society and about how we want every country in the world to believe in it. It makes me sick.

[marcus10]

@a122375 Yes, it is interesting that Hasselhoff said the truth actually. :)

[Youcanonacanon]

@a122375 I don't want a flat screen TV. My Sony CRT TV from 2002 produces a better image than any plasma or LCD today. Most people are stupid and will believe anything corporations tell them.

[PsionicAnnihilator]

Schwarzenegeer is the voice actor of Cryo Leggionarre in uprising.

[SKILL3RS101]

eenie meenie miney...ah screw it I'll take both!

[Haddockxyz300]

I would certanly go for tath drink :)

[DanielVonPalota]

I only bought Red Alert 3 and played every single camps through because of the chicks...

[Preditiono]

hard fucking choice

[Dracos1337]

uhhh...both? Hell, I am the commander, I can take both of you on!

[Heklep]

LEFT!

[XGod55]

Hell i would go with both of those chicks

[alexander1t]

fuck ... i mean chosse EVA!!

[raven22at]

Between the Women in a hard place

[madboy1105]

Id take forgot her name but gemma atkinsons character XD

[MrAlaaobaji]

of course i will take eva of the left the the white dress

[Venlonaar1988]

1:20 Don't Hassel the Hof ;P

[irou95]

Best ending ever.

[indu111]

Please need help here !! I really wanna know the VERSION of Hell March that plays after each campaign end. It's not the original Hell march 3...maybe a remix or something.... Anyone ?? :) :)

[BassLoverDude]

Both Girls: "commander"? Me: ummmm How about you tonight, and you tomorow night? ;D " lol

[madboy1105]

@BassLoverDude Yeh lol :D Id do the same :D

[greendayrocksmuch]

If Ahnuld was there...he would sure shout...Dont be ekanamik girl Man!!!

[ninjasamurai2010]

If there will be a red alert 4 and this president is the same one for the future game....i just don't feel like fighting against the other factions just for this guy....he's not the kind of president fit for the "command and conquer" franchise

[thefuzzyone69]

@ninjasamurai2010 dude sang on the berlin wall as it crumbled. of course he's good enough to stand against soviets

[Pyamttoz]

1:06 why not? xD

[piemanization]

Go with Eva....

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

[madman2u]

Hasselhof sounds kind of soft, red alert 3 is about power. Bring in the rock or arnold!

[PsionicAnnihilator]

@madman2u He is giving a damn speech, did you expect him to yell at everyone while giving a speech?

[Belgianmeth]

@madman2u

A guy calling himself a solid aggregate of minerals and mineraloids or an Austrian porn actor, really??

[migster111]

What is the shout at the end?



[DjKingSultan]

the commander choose eva (white chick) because tanja looks like his old grandmother^^

end xDD

[joeytobar]

I take the one on the right! Tanya!

[hallo1996lol]

i should take Tanya!

[mus1c1sl1fe4ever]

@hallo1996lol not even both??

[mus1c1sl1fe4ever]

@hallo1996lol not even both?

[hallo1996lol]

i would have taked Tanya!

[SuperTravis898]

so ironic how transcribe adio messes, up well turn it on an rewatch the ved and find ironic text at the bottom, as it said in the speech, by cuba

[bj22488]

3sum with both of them

[IForgotMyRifle]

Of course they make the american ending better

[greeny1200]

HASSELHOF SOUNDS LIKE LIQUID SNAKE IN THIS VIDEO

[liamcod4king]

ill take both

[plantje9766]

i do already hate the new president

[TheXGenki67]

I'm taking the one in white if I could :D

[powerade52400]

WHERE IS BARACK OBAMA ?

[Barderaker]

If I really could choose I would go for her in white :P

[Zoomer30]

Gemma melted my PC screen, walking perfection.

[Zoomer30]

Gemma+she's British!= PERFECTION!!!

[Zoomer30]

The Hoff is Presudent...once again we are all...doomed.

[FretboardToAsh]

They could've bothered giving Hasselhof a suit his size. Though his acting isn't worth that.

[Life4Bl00d]

threesome anyone?

[sgtbender2000]

DAMN YOU EA

[jesse6788]

Chicks: Commander?

Commander: Be done in a bit.

[3baxcb]

@jesse6788 Better to reschedule. Tell one of a...."private briefing" that you couldn't miss.

[jesse6788]

You know when the news report is on at the bottom the text says that Americans have discovered Japanese morphing cereal?

[Philatov]

They should've asked Schwarzenegger instead of Hasselhof

[alwincorner]

@Philatov LOL! i will support that! anytime! :D lol

[YorckgoesChelsea]

@Philatov yes or paris hilton

[ChristiaanL14]

@Philatov This is highly classified information so I should not be sharing this with you but the commander is Schwarzenegger ...

[Lichy1986]

@ChristiaanL14

No.Its Chuck Norris... :D

[DrBlackworth]

@ChristiaanL14 No the commander must be a man of the people a powerful intellect the Commander is Jack Sparrow

[alexander1485]

@ChristiaanL14 i thought it was chuck norris

[Ogidamanisha]

@ChristiaanL14 dude im pretty sure its chuck norris :P

[warrion02]

@Philatov dont hassle the hof

[efman03]

@Philatov with his mighty masscles

[freeezo16]

@Philatov Schwarzenegger was to expensive^^

[TheBerxus]

hope jim cary didnt mind it

[CWScott24]

I'd pick eva

[SrBBoY99]

@CWScott24 Meee 2

[JakubWosa]

Hasselhoof looks sober? :)))

[neildangad]

face it we want all 5 of them :3

[silvercaparot1]

Don't cry 100janovmartin

[100janovmartin]

i remember when RA was hardcore, RA3 is SO GAY, i mean just look at the apocalypse tank, that tank in RA2 was surging with power, the voice act, the strength all of it, and now look at it, i hate RA3 i wish i never played it

[MPTuners]

HASSELHOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Winterwolf00]

You can take your consumerism and shove it up your ass hasslehoff. 

[garyvh]

Over-acting, over-rich, over-stupid...

[Artovolpi]

Capitalistic Pigs! You should never win II world war! lory to Soviet Union!

[duvel60]

Oh well yeah lock tim curry away and make david hasselof president xD WAY TO GO xD

[Xanxus29]

why David Hasselhoof here??

WTF...

[mattmanganon]

3some.... schweet

[YZB25]

Hasslehoff is the president of America!?

The allies are screwed!!!

[Rathiesh1987]

I shall have both of them... right away...:)

[19abaddon88]

david hasslehoff... what an epic ending!

[TheGreekGuy1]

eva is mine O:!

[Dracos1337]

After all the shit the commander been through he deserves a threesome XD

[Spartan2337]

Holy shit! it's David Hasselhoff

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

The Ending of the three campaigns is so underwhelming

[futureechoes1]

a real man would of taken both the same time

[awesomeunbound]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! EA kiss my ass! what kind of ending is that for the greatest game franchise of all time?!?!?!?!?!!? They could at least have a Chrono Ivan detonate behind "David Hasslehoff"!!!

[3baxcb]

@awesomeunbound Why do need a Chrono Ivan or Crazy Ivan? Hasslehoff just self-destructs as he occasionally does...but not signing in German.

[dezzlok]

So EA thinks if you're good enough to complete the final missions then you probably have no life and this is as close as you're ever going to get to a woman in a bikini wanting to spend time with you. (It's more embarrassing if it's true.)

[Blood0cean]

is this game worth playing?

i have red alert 2 and yuris revenge which i think is top notch story writing and acting skills for a game.

[pluikl]

lol watching the game instead of conquering the world

[pluikl]

lol watching the game instead of watching the superbowl

[silentwaldo]

thats the american dream? what about pie?!?!?!?

[drac116]

Commander: thanks ladies, but if you'll excuse me, Starcraft 2 Just came out and there's a Hydralisk Den with my name on it.

[RomanFedorov1]

American propaganda spotted



[Hoekzema]

David Hasselhoff for president?

[Mirkoyanque]

David Hasselhoff vice president???, awwww c'mon!!!

[MrJDred]

xD the allied commander always gets 2 chicks.

In Red Alert 2

and In red alert 3 xD

if they make red alert 4....make it 3 lol

[wisinfan14]

all hail president HOFF!!!

[aidtry182]

dont hassle the HOFF!!!

[Damocles178]

Game may have it's flaws but I love the challenge factor :)

[Damocles178]

God Eva and Tanya Squabling over the commander again? Oh come on where did I see this before; oh yeah the end of Yuri's Revenge in the Allied Campaign. They really need to be more creative.

[epi0234]

I think I'll choose Eva to go for a victory dinner.

[JasonFthecaptain]

I hate it how in every Red Alert game the allies are suppose to win. Kind of makes all the other campaigns useless. I would like to see a version where the Empire wins.

[ProstilovRS]

@JasonFthecaptain That's because Americans made the game, they always want their side to win, of course they are not going to let anyone else win.

[Ricky156]

@ProstilovRS There are three endings for each fraction.

[DragonMaster1230]

@ProstilovRS So why are you able to choose the soviet campaign and win with them? Or the Japanese?

[m0nkEz]

@JasonFthecaptain Each campaign results in victory, if you're playing the Empire, they win when the campaign ends.

[Temporal94]

"Americans rave over newly discovered Japanese Morphing Cereal"....LOLOLOLROFL XD

[eddh141]

this game was awesome and uprising was well done too. got a fantastic cast in. and was the best comand and conquer game yet. some people say oh its not realistic. ITS A FREAKING GAME its not supposed to be realistic. realistic = boring. every unit more or less having 2 abilities was a great idea.

[Renew3D]

This doesn't appeal to me because I'm a straight girl. Seems like they forgot female gamers like me in the concept... unless Yuriko is not count. Because many anime fans happen to be females, and Yuriko is (quite obviously) anime inspired.

Which make me go into a conclusion that this game is quite a ragbag. Anime or alternate world history - decide already and stick to it. xD

[forrestfire111111]

the soviets finally stopped HASSELIN' ZE HOFF

[MegaDeathwarrant]

1:04 threesome:)

[stilllifemusic]

is that gemma atkinson?

[milky0candy]

Lol "Yes he did kill millions of innocent people but only because he was trying to protect us"

I rofl'd

[keldius]

@milky0candy remind me of the real Life when George Bush attacked millions of Innocent iraquis and afghan to "protect us" wtf ?

[300josh]

oh shit its hoff? did the germans elect him

[ZeroLight100]

is that david hasselhoff? LMFAOo xDDD

[Rowiekun]

@ZeroLight100 Yes it is. haha

[zombiefly1]

tanya and the other girl are so f ing hot!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nickn3ro06]

5 people Hassled the Hoff