Funny Noises from Tennessee

[harrySTINKINpotter]

@voldythemoldy dont worry, i could jever do it. then, one day, all of a sudden, i could. now i pretty much walk around with my hands like that in case of emergancy nerdfighter sign needs.

[voldythemoldy]

I am very likely the biggest nerdfighter who can't do the DFTBA sign with my hands. Not even with one of them. I guess we're not all completely awesome...

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

I live in Knoxville and I did not come to see them.

I am ashamed.

[Melissiaga]

I just made the nerdfighter chant my ringtone! :)

[NerdfighterneverFTBA]

@Melissiaga HOW?!

[Melissiaga]

@NerdfighterneverFTBA I recorded it on my phone and then I set it as my ringtone :]

[NerdfighterneverFTBA]

@Melissiaga epicc!!

[neeeeves]

They...they...THEY WERE IN KNOXVILLE? My city is so much more jokes for them having been here. Shame I wasn't a nerdfighter in 2008.

[kikiann11]

Wait... isn't the Nerdfighter song to the tune of 'Bad Horse' from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog?

[LennonForever1]

@kikiann11 Fancy seeing you here, Kiki.

...

*chants*

[neeeeves]

@kikiann11 wait...IT TOTALLY IS. I didn't catch that at all.

[Spongebobfanaticify]

@twinteenssisters411 thou art a stony adversary, an inhuman wretch, uncapable of pity, void and empty from any dram of mercy.

[twinteenssisters411]

what did the ass say to the hole hey asshole . fuck you

[iamninja1289]

@mjoneill94 He's married.

[puppylover11396]

Please come back to Knoxville!

[puppylover11396]

Hank! Why didn't I know about you when you came to Knoxville?!

[ClarkHerd]

Why didn't I know I was a nerdfighter yet when you came to Knoxville?!? grrr

[puppylover11396]

@ClarkHerd I was just going to comment the exact same thing!!!!! I will say it too now.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

Why don't you too use the nerdfighter cheer anymore? It isn't even in the 'how to me a nerdfighter' video.

[klkigar]

ok im from tennessee and i never heard about this

[XTimTheEnchanterX]

The first and only time the Nerdfighter Cheer makes an appearance.

[BillNGregPredicament]

Very entertaining stuff. Love it.

[writergirlchic]

SO JOKES makes sense, cuz it's "SO COOL" :P

[westtroop243]

Joke with bad language: a guy in a pub says weres the toilet in needs shit bartender: right there dip-shit .

[BulitTV]

Where is John?

[Laurenn489]

I LoLed soo hard in this! 

[Cjoblivios]

You lok really young in this vid like 5 *giggles*

[cearelkiller]

whats blackandwhite black and white black and white rolling down a hill a penguin

whats black and white thats laughing the penguin owho pushed him

[natofroth]

FUCK YOU THIS IS TERRIBLE

[fluffyANDclover]

@natofroth You're just resentful because we increase awesome and decrease suck; while you- little nefarious, loathsome, imbecile- sit staring at your computer screen for hours offering nothing but detriment to people who are far superior than yourself. I feel sorry for you. Must you really say such a thing to make yourself feel better...or are you just a sadist?

[PowderedAsh]

@natofroth ohh thou unmuzzled swag-bellied flirt-gill!

[jessiicaG2]

iLIKEyouraccent

[BehindTheHarleyShop]

I know this is super late but I have a good joke. . .

What did the zero (0) say to the eight (8)?

NICE BELT!!!! LOL

[GaminGuy9001]

@BehindTheHarleyShop Not to burst your bubble, but you do realize that this same joke was used by Hank in his "50 Jokes (Yes...actually 50 jokes)" video, right?

[BehindTheHarleyShop]

@GaminGuy9001 Yeah I hadn't gotten to that video yet but I did see that he already used it in a later video. . . it's still funny !!

[GaminGuy9001]

@BehindTheHarleyShop True.... lol

[brently65]

what do you have when you have fifty lawyers up to there necks in sand? not enough sand.

[funkymonkey654321]

omg i <3 these videos they are so funny!!!

[Fallin5tar]

I have a thing for nerds... and I am sorry but, I think I have a crush... :/ O no... *smacks herself in the forehead*.... lmao...

[Andromeda191052]

Come back to Alabama!!! 

[MVB627ISAWESOME]

A goat??

[artvandelay13]

You should play this video to Willy :)

[fuzzycat95]

yonsk

[LiLBlueify]

hahahah i love this guy ^_^

[TheSunshineNetwork]

dude, messing up makes it that much more fun XD

[Eshidu1]

Yes we are Nerdfighters

and the world is in luck .

Because we increase the awesome

and we decrease the suck!

:D

[xXDarkness101Xx]

@Eshidu1 SO TRUE!

[LadyJuse]

That chant is win.

Funny noises FTW

[AnBananable]

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

[superhotpink17]

yes we r the nerdfighters

and the world is in luck

because we increase the awesome

and decrease the suck!

[nami1910]

theirs only four horsemen of the apocalypse because Mr.t will walk

[eragonlover1]

Chuck Norris puts the pwn in pony, apparently.

Much want another Tour de Nerdfighting. Come to Raleigh!!!!

[theonetheonlythesam]

A man went to the doctor and needed something signed by his doctor. The doctor reaches into his pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer. he puts it back, sighs and says,'' Some asshole's got my pen"

[rcpro17]

Please stop doing this...you try to hard to be stupid

[cuius11]

@rcpro17 says the guy who came back and watched this after 2 years...

[slinkiesandpie22]

Nerdfighters rock :D

We decrease the World Suck levels of the world and INCREASE THE AWESOME :)

DFTBA!

[jkhosey]

here is a joke:

YOU are soo god damn annoying!!!!!

[DarthLizzy]

But that isn't funny, nor is it true.

[KuliJens]

ONce a man was peeing and then another came and then there were two men!!

[ihearttheplanet]

nerfighters are made of awesome they are untied under the leadership of the vlogbrothers

[lucalukita16]

lmfao ur funny!!!

[KidAnnonymous]

i sell propane and propane accessories

[LadyKibethNehema]

^n^ you went to Alabama b4 I knew about all this. Makes me sad cas now I live out in the middle of the pacific ocean... doubt you'd be making trips thru polynesian islands... ^n^ ... on the other hand I showed my supervisor one of your recent vids about eliminating world suck and tribal levels and now she is basing a workshop on it... ^u^

[Mrules123]

go nerd fighters stay awesome

[jessica1773]

wow. that was retarded.

[YourFaceInFlames]

Then why do you watch?

[Mirandalawn01]

i was flicking through videos and it went to this one on the suggested videos and i thought i'd give you an honest opinion .

[llleahlexie741]

i like to eat pie i hate your vids ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[xbox360boy66]

what did the fat boy say wen his reflection did not talk back?

nothing he shot him self in the face!

[jamboluigi]

haha i love it

it funny cause he fat!

[OliWoooh]

how the hell is he fat?!

[jamboluigi]

it was a reply to another comment not about the guy in the video

[xbox360boy66]

what did a dog say wen a bone walked?

hey leg-loose

[cailet723]

Oh god, finally! I get why you've done 50 Jokes videos. Everything makes sense now..

[xXxXSMALLXCUTTIEXxXx]

can i nom your brest ok nom nom nom nom

[ombech123]

NERD!

[wondergirlsy]

@ombech123 what's so bad being nerd

[Reza43]

u remind me of my math teacher

[cypriotchaos]

dis guys a dick head

[Dangoxs]

wut?

[cypriotchaos]

wtchu mean wt

[Dangoxs]

you're comment doesn't make sense

[cypriotchaos]

lol i said this guys a dick head

[Dangoxs]

right, yeah

[dimidomi]

Yoo mamma so fat when she layed in bed she turned over and burnt her ass on the light bulb !!

[karatechess]

What!!! I live in Knoxville, TN. Why didn't I know about this?

[ventalater101]

how many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let`s ride bikes!!!

[15muffinz]

butt...lol

[marwex89]

LOL!

[abi1124356]

a blonde a burnette nn a red head go to an island and can onlii take 1 thing :

the brunette took a box of supplys

the red head took a sun umbrella

the blonde took a car door

the brunnette sed why have u got a car door

the blonde says : cuz if it gets to hot we cud always roll the window down ! :D funnii stuff :D

[horselovers2008]

One person went to a dinner. Her aunt walked up to her and said "I love your perfume, what is it called?" The first person said"It's cum to me.Does it smell like cum to you?"

I know...Dirty but oh well...

[theresnogoodnames]

Yes we are the nerd fighters and you are in luck, because we increase the awesomeness and decrease the suck!!!!

[theresnogoodnames]

the world is in luck*

[bickersinc]

how do u kill a blonde?

u tell them there is a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool

[who8allthedoughnuts]

what do a soccer players have in commen

with a magician they both do hattricks

[tnracer]

dude when were you in Tennessee? Let me know when you are coming back as I would like to meet you, you are frikkin hilarious.

[MJAE020396]

hey the first one is in breaking dawn the 4th twilight book

[Beecognate]

I like you.

[hibarisanstr]

A mexican and a black man go to a bar.

What dpes the white bartender say?

GTFO!

[drumzilla24]

what do you do if a blond throws a pen at you

run like hell she got a grunade in her mouth

[evilash1996]

lurn how to spull "GRENADE"

[blazingbear10]

learn how to spell spell

[evilash1996]

i did it on purpose dumb ass

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@blazingbear10 SPELL SPELL! Thats really fun to say.

DFTBA

[drumzilla24]

how did the blond die drinking milk

the cow fell on her

[Venomonous]

That's so funny LOOL!

[funkman4444]

2 men walk into you would have thought one of them would have seen it.

[mouforlo]

a guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder the monkey starts eating everything and the bartender looks at the man and the man says oh hes just hungry.the man comes in a couple weeks later with his monkey on his shoulder and the monkey puts everything in his butt before he eats it.the bartender says why is he doing that?the man replies he ate an 8 ball last time we came so he is making shure everything fits :]

[Margus313]

a guy walks into a bar with a monkey, i forgot the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

best joke ever

[sk8rboy528]

hahahahahaha lol

[TheEditingShop]

1:39 is my favourite

[FrankiesAwsomer]

o.0

[niamhdowling]

you have to keep an ion them!

(...eye on them)

[maryawesomebeth]

lol but what's nerd fighters? & which how are those funny noises from tennessee... lol

[flag4eva]

'Tour de nerd fighting' lol!

[electrode602]

There were two flys on a toilet seat arguing with each other.

One of them got pissed off

[Fralmunk]

That Nerdfighter's chant is made of awesome. I have it memorized and ready :D

[claeysmaze101]

dude YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gfdud33]

why was helen keller a bad driver?

because she was a woman.

sorry, ladies, please don't send me to the evil baby orphanage.

[ncbaseballfan]

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[gwenducky]

-"someone called you and owl"

-"who?"

why did the girl fall off the swing?

because she had no arms

[Gcool121]

i wanna come to the nerd fighters

[NiBZKIDD]

a mum says to her lesbian daughter you are wot you eat the daughter replies, you callin me a cunt

[KoleyKatastrophie]

I WANNA COME TO THE NERD FIGHTERS THING !! haha but im in wales :L

[kratos1998]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololoololo thats funny as hell

[weirdUtubedude]

the 2 worst thing that has happened in african history is slavery. the worst is michael jackson

[Tardis910]

1:39 was the best!

[roro36463]

hahaha what about PA yo? :P w00t w00t TSA!

[googlemapit]

haha

[senorsqueakydesk]

50 cool...yep, doesn't make sense at all.

[gothotaku13]

XD rofl, ummm... okay... this joke is... typical... 13 year old joke XDthree dudes sit on an island. one's name is dick, anothers is joe, and the last one's name is harry. okay, so, they are all stranded on an island, when suudenly, dick see's a bird. so then he shouts "BIRDY" and then turns into a bird and flies off the island...

now, harry see's a whale and shouts "WHALE", thus, turning into a whale and swimming off.

Joe was now left alone. so he shouts "HARRRRYYYYYY, DIIIIIIIICKKK!!!"

[gingerninja8]

so this is where 50 jokes in 4 mintues began, that was the first vlogbrothers video i watched.

sorry i cant go on, the remenicing of the awesomeness is overwhelming

[mskttyfantastico]

Calling Delaware "nerdfightery" pretty much just made my life! Woo DE!

[thatmonkeyztubetop]

please come to Deleware!!!!!

[kmmn64]

i hope that this is not ur last video

[spinachhoney123]

Come to Portland, please.

[JisooWanbinRicecake]

HAHAHAHHA:] woww, i love alll of your vlogs! xD

:) so funny, ahhahaha

[jarbo26]

I thought that was pretty funny actually, I like when people make funny noises it just adds more color to ones day

[livefortoday17]

What kind of nerd fighting do you do?

[colorofjazzee]

"Hey can I be serious for a sec?"

"Ok, I'll be Regulus"

I realize it's a tad late :(

[avonne100]

bhabhhahahahah i like it

[karolw91]

thats a good noise

[boogersismyname]

haha

[actorman123]

Are you What the Dickens?

[foosbeast]

I loooooooove her books.