George Lopez Why You Crying Part 7

[robbister4]

do you wanne sheeeeeseee? lmao!

[3TLoverful]

Esprit! Mira e-s-p espri estupid!

Senior call 9 juan Juan XD funny shit ever

[Pink201145]

You want HORCHATA?

[Pink201145]

I feel like he's talking to me!

[nash613]

He reused some of the jokes in his newer stand up...kinda bummed about that but he's funny as hell so I'll let it slide

[MyZion101]

lol..im not mexican but i grew up watching alot of things lopez was saying hahaha..

[LizetteIsEpic7]

I thought so many of the things he's saying was only in my family

WOW I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE DOOR PART WE ALWAYS DO THAT XD

[romarado626em]

BACK THEM WE USED TO HIRE ANYONE WHO WASN'T WORKING

[123dx1]

9:38 Michael Jackson Heehee

[arcforceworld]

You want SHEEEEES??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!

[LilToothpickx33]

"DO YOU WANT A FREN FIY?

"Um... Yes, my friends are fine."

[CongoYambumba1981]

este vato me ta diciendo fountain drin...what is???? LMAO

[Astrithor]

i say do u wanna sheeeese?

[Anonomys246]

Son of bish!

[justbeib9297]

i call it yack in the box not jack in the box

[CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN]

I'm not even a Latina, but people really need to learn how to speak Spanish. I grew up in a mostly Latino neighborhood, by time I graduated high school I was semi-fluent in Spanish, from just listening to my friends speak it around me. I agree that Latino immigrants should speak English but seriously, if you live in or around an area with a lot of Latinos. . .

It's not that hard pendejos. . . .LEARN TO SPEAK SPANISH!!! >_<

[MrKotaloka]

WE GOTTE COCA, WE GOTTE PESI, WE GOTTE FANTA, YOU WANT HORCHATA.?

YOU WANT ESPRAYY? E-S-P.. ESPRAY STOOPE! lol

[FutureB0st0nCeltic]

ess-kyoo me?

[XxMsblacklightingXx]

Lol I love how all the things George Lopez says is true. Everything that he says happened in my childhood XD

[Mic636]

you want sheese????

[MrTucan12]

WHO THE HELL DISLIKE THIS

[viceromer123]

hahah ey jump in the man aint home

[Feeluponyaa]

WHAT IT IS IT?!?

[honeykisses1987]

Call 9 juan juan! lol

[LaBabyGirl925]

WELCOME TO YACKINDOBOK CAN I HELL YOU?!?!...YOU WANT SOMESCHIN?

[MebakoOwnage]

esprite stupid. roflmao

[PrinceGeeTV]

We definitely try & build stuff on our house, mah mom always does that haha. And i have an uncle who got da name El Cuartito for tryna build a little room in his house lol. Funny!

[honeykisses1987]

When I lived at home, whenever someone rang the knocked on the door my mom would tell us to hide. lol. To this day, whenever someone knocks, I run and hide too. hahaha somethings never change.

[XxMsblacklightingXx]

@honeykisses1987 lol when i lived with my grandma, when people knocked on our door she will always make my cousins to hide of checked the windows to make sure who is knocking haha or we usually ignore the knocks. They never knock on relatives house i always just walk in XD

[silver0078]

He's so right about the hiding xD my cousins and aunts would go to the back of the house when someone rang the doorbell..they'd send one of us to look outside the window..

[superstarcity98]

Son of a Beeeesssh!

[badchick5000]

WHY U NO SAY SODA STUPID??!! SON OF A BEECH!!!

[ValeriaAguilera1]

This is technically true.. lol When someone knocks on my door i NEVER open it i HIDE anywhere haha and when my mom honks her her horn, i come running out lol AND IM 16 yrs old this if funny and true!!

[vvianey133]

Why Is Their A Dislike Button ? :o

[Bridgetjams]

DO U WANT SHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!­!!!!!!!!

[monsterify911]

SON OF A BISHHH

[monsterify911]

Like if you got here by watching gabriel iglesias

If you u haven't you should.

[tisbales]

can i hell you!!!! you wan someshin lol

[tisbales]

welcome to yack in a buk

[2mmbroz]

Good job! Go see Michael Zhang, Stand up comedian. Just Search "Michael Zhang 12 years old stand up comedian at hollywood improv"

[beeman434]

i want orchata thumbs up

[2109sean]

u wan orchata?!

[AmazingUnknown]

E-S-P - ESPRITE, ESTUPID!

[crystal20ak]

I couldnt stop luagh when he did Jack In The Box laughing so hard

[Hatimzaki84]

LMFAO AT 2:40 " I SAY DA YA WAN SHEEEEEEEEZE" LMAO IM DYING

[TheMultiGunMan]

★★★★★ 

[crazybrit12]

SON OF A BISH!!

[IvanRox95]

At 4:44 his voice cracks! I was lol' ing haha

[lewisgunner1]

whats the name of the song

[sandralobato1209]

If you want to see the "fast food part on George Lopez show, go to the Episode " George Drives The Bat Mobile"

[lewisgunner1]

omg that last part is fricken true I went to work with my dad one time and omg I laughed hard at everything we did water we were on the roof hammering shit we had a ladder though my dad still owes me money from that lol thumbs up if you have done that shit before

[extremekila4275]

Do u want a ESPRITE!! ESPRITE  E S P I R T E!!! lmao

[mrsbagans123]

@levinson00 Can You Upload "George Lopez: Tall Dark And Chicano".?? You Did A Great Job Uploadinq This ((:

[TheRen712]

Welcome to yack in da bok can i hel u? XD

[Blackdog5383]

ES SPRITE!

[MeZZedUPShoW]

this is all from george drives the batmobile episode

[Ladymanico]

YUMBOYACK

[TubaGlider2]

mark it

[vanessy05]

does anyone know the song in 9:22? 

[MrLileminem24]

i cried

[orochikaiba]

26 ppl didnt have 27.3 asmath for the house add ons :D

[PedroyItatiFan]

lol its still funny even when it was in George Lopez Show lol

[gtaiv36]

I am Turkish and all of this applies to me.!!!!!

[reyroc75]

im purto rican bt all this true we all lantino is true straight up if u spanish nd none of this even 1 u shount call yourself spanish

[radtkead1]

One of the best. He is a real original. I say, do you wan a sheeeze? Hilarious.

[Adelaide938]

So true. The contracter is only there for one day and then there's just 15 Mexican guys that show up at your house. We redid my brother's room over and the whole room was full of beer and they all we're in our pool when we we're inside.my mom doesn't speek Spanish so she had my dad translate on the phone while so she could yell at them and fire them for not working at all.

[aguafinatv]

@Adelaide938 I know for a fact that youre making this shit up. You are so FULL of SHIT!!!! why dont u cum over here n suck my HARD cock while i sip on my Fat tire is u got nothing better to do. SUk it HARD n deep.

[Kinotolian]

@aguafinatv Quit trying to make an ass out of yourself and watch the damn comedy.

[Orangeninja5000]

39 million... -calls for an Xtra large truck-

[FIRENINJA11AZULA]

Hell Yess !! , that is EXACTLY what we do !!

we hear "knockk , knockk"

we hide ! , lol , "look out dahh windoww"

"Dont pull dahh blinds down so muchh!!"

"Are theyy white people??"

LMAO . ((:

[aguafinatv]

@FIRENINJA11AZULA speak for yourself asshole. Thats not what we do, thats what YOUUU do. You might find it hard to belive that this Mex can speak n think for himself. I dont need a HS dropout like you to speak for me. Obama is a FRAUD! Dr. Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich for 2012

[FIRENINJA11AZULA]

@aguafinatv okayy , one , im not the one to start shit on comments , thats shit's lmae . two , i wasnt speaking for all mexican's , i said "we" as in myy familyy . , get ya facts straight . . three , next time yuu wanna talk shit , make sure yuu sayy something true . , "High School Dropout" ?? , Bitchh , im only in middle school ! , yuu dont knoww me ! . lmao . andd who is tlkin bout obama ? , wtf ?

[mrsbagans123]

@FIRENINJA11AZULA LMFAO.. So True.!! Me And My WHOLE Family Do That.. LMAO..

[MzFoRi3]

@FIRENINJA11AZULA LOL HELL YEA!!

[strkx1]

QUE VIVA LATINO AMERICA PUNETA!!! TE LO DICE UN PUERTO RICAN. WE ARE ALL BROTHERS!!! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. GOD BLESS ALL MY PEOPLE. GEORGE LOPEZ YOU THE MAN!!!

[WhatGirlNow]

lmao, my mom says "what is? what it is?"

[k3lvinc02]

Lmfaoo thumbs up if your mom has said you want ESPRITEEE!?

[808serendipity]

SON OF A BISCH!

[Nightwoe]

WHY YOU NO SAY SODA, STUPID???? lol

[InTheMist03200]

HAH that happened to me before, only in reverse. The guy asked me what kind of fountain drink I wanted, and I was like "huh?" Ahahaha "why you no say soda stupid?!"

[MsJbfan66]

i wish he would hav talked about airplane food that would hav been hilarious

[MegaUnknown43]

3:28 hahaahahahahaha funny face

[ilovealysa1]

"WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID..SON OF A BEEESSH!" LMAO XD

[mchudi91]

roflmao at "jump in the guys not home"....george is too funny....

[113000816]

y dont u say esoda stupid, son of a bitsch, ROFL

[Alexxxa500]

Do You want SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise

[Salamlakim1212]

"One Guy swinging off and getting lemons on the side"...LMAO

[DragonfireEXtreme402]

My dad says George Lopez isn't funny, but after seeing him perform, I really disagree. And my dad's racist, so yeah.

[323pikachu]

@DragonfireEXtreme402 thats.proly.why.ahahaha.hes.mi­ssiong.out.so.fuck.it

[Henroidt]

You want somshin?!

[teckwerks]

Welcom de Jacindaboh canah hel yu?

[TheSupersaiyan2012]

@teckwerks ...Um is this Jack-in-the-Box?

[Slayer9601]

who's thas bich ROFL

[dragonhero5555]

son of a bish!

[JustinBieberFan6791]

Mexicans are awesome! George Lopez is the funniest man in the world!

[katedw90]

39 million! Means even if you all were in your own country you would still be working for nothing and hating it! welcome to the land of "if you were rich to start with you are set" otherwise you are gonna work for the rest of your life and not get anywhere! Sorry the land of oppertunity died along time ago!

Sorry for the spelling i kinda suck at that~

[jacobradly]

"welcome to yak in the boc can i hell you?" haha lollmao!!

[Inquieta169]

omq thats soo true. when someone comes knockinq to my house i pretend im not home, but when someone honks i run outside to see who it is..& most of the time its not even for me lol

[bubbleslover4ever]

My friends are fine, thanks.... lmao.

[KongerigetDenmark]

25 people don't get to go to yak inthe box

[jinnet74]

hahahahhaaha this is sooooooo funy lol XD u want espray espray E-S-P ESPRAY STUPID hahahahaahhahahhhhahahahahhaha­haha i love it

[tickleelmofication]

u guys knock we hide cuzwe think its La Migra!!!

[0518zavala]

thats rite puro mexicanos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Christopher1987uk]

we got coca, we got fanta, we got pepsi, u want orchata? u want orchata? u want orchata? ahah

OMG that brings back memories, who else remembers orchata? XD

[DXhhhshawn]

@Christopher1987uk its horchata idiot

[Blake4months]

"Aee jump in the mane not home" lmao

[facebookgiggity67]

welcomtoyakinthebokcanihellyou­! i said u wanten CHEEEEEEEESE! u wanten fren frine! fren frine! u wanten fren frine! watissay? watiss? WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!!!!! son of a bish! E-S-P ESPRITE STUPID! ESPRITE! señora ayy call ny juan juan!

[SkittlezzIdilzz]

Why you not say soda , stupid? you son of a bisssssh

[Chubbicheekz15]

"ay jump in the man's not home"

[ag10soccer98]

LagailMann dude ur a bitch n u hela racist

[luiscubanito17]

@LagailMann haha u loser iam not rasist as well but now u shut the fck up we latinos do stuff better than all u fcking lazy american well i wont lie not all i know american that work hard as fck but 80% of them are lazy as fck so shut the fck up and stop talking shit about latinos u dont even know how hard we need to work and take all the work u americans cant do because dont want to get dirty BLAH u lame get out if u dont like it not my problem

[chellzombie]

@luiscubanito17 i agree although i am american lol but the majoirty of americans do not want to work b/c they are lazy and speaking for my fiance who is latino you guys do work pretty damn hard

[LagailMann]

latinos need to go back to your own country and stay away from america. and no i am not rasist but go the fuck back.

[MindFreak590]

@LagailMann wow calm the fuck down xD

[SufferingSarge]

@LagailMann why because they work better and take all the jobs that you guys dont want

[luiscubanito17]

@LagailMann poor loser now jelous of latinos to bad we are better than gringos HAHAHAHAHA SAD

[SkittlezzIdilzz]

@LagailMann then the only people who should stay in america is the native americans. idiot.

[thechinadesk]

@LagailMann

Actually the entire southwestern part of the United States, from Texas to California, rightly belongs to Mexico -- or the American Indians if we go even further back.

The US saw it, wanted it, and deliberately started a war in 1846 so that it could take it from Mexico.

Mexicans in that part of the US at least, ARE in "their own country."

[Gtfoguy1]

@thechinadesk Actually no. Mexico waged war on Texas, then Texas was annexed by the US. The US and Mexico went to war Mexico lost, and made a deal and sold that entire land to the US. So it's not rightfully Mexico's when in fact Mexico sold that land to the United States.

[SUPERKINGS11]

@thechinadesk so true. California, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona belong rightly to Mexico. those territories were taken in 1846. last battle attacking a military high school in Mexico killling boys between 15-18 years old

[b1mb0123]

hahah sounds just like the people at the jack n the box by my house LMAO VIVA LA RAZA

[NocheeseSherlock]

Call nai juan juan xD

[BlackNorwegianMetal]

"ESPRITE!"

[Peri1992010]

lol i do hide hahahah hilarious

[Kaymomo101]

I love you George Lopez

[lyniker101]

25 people had poeple knocking on their door so they had to click something fast and hide

[lauperu26]

welcome to yak ina box can i hell u lmaooo

[WhatGirlNow]

"um, my friends are fine. thank you." XD!

lmao my mom always says "what is?" or "what it is?"

LMAO! "ey jump in, the man's not home."

[Akonguy619]

what a quesso? quesso! i said awant some sheeche!!! why didnt you say asoda stupid.... duniva bish! XD LMAO

[theenigmajeffhardy1]

no i dont want to talk to the manager just tell orchanta i want a large pepsi

[RudySpino]

I love how the latino at fast food joint scene happened in the TV show XD!

If anyone wants to see it type: "George drives the Batmobile" In the searchbox.

[MrSound125]

hes right when dey knock we hide when dey beep we cum runnin out wat kinda shit is dat

[MrSound125]

hes right when dey knock we hide when dey beep we cum runnin out

[ultrabrite1234]

okay we get happy at 1:40 4 saying we all dropout of school and work at a shitty job

[astroboy1187]

i cudnt find Juan on my cellfone

[IhateGodzillatoo]

LOL "call nine juan juan"

[amarilisbaby1]

if you knock we hide, then we act like they can see thru the walls

[GodIsLight20]

"Senora ayy call 9 Juanjuan"

ROTFL !!!!!

[972animan]

@GodIsLight20

You wan fren frie?

[lmg800]

TELL HORCHATA I WANT A LARGE PEPSI

[underworldshinigami]

when u knock we hide and when you honk we come running out what kinda shit is that

[itssarahtime0]

What is, what is, what it? fountain drin? what is?

[itssarahtime0]

LOVE IT

[kengieflores]

If you knock we hide - so SOOO true lol

[bianca122341]

hahaha "you want esprite? epsprite?!! E-S-P... ESPRITE!!!!!!!!"lol

[gr8foppa21]

what is it? what is? what it is? fountain drink! what is it? what is? what is e? what it is-e? what is? no Juarez cabron! what it is?? es soda??!?

[ClaudiaZavala95]

OMG that´s so true about the honk

haha

everytime that someone honks I get up to see who it is

hahaha

[SnazzyStuffChannel]

What is it what is it what it is it what it is lol too funny

[Xxl0gan19xX]

Esprite!

[STIRKDAWG]

"I don't want to talk to the manager, I want something to drink. Tell Orchatta I want a large Pepsi."

[Daveveste]

so fregin funny

[SK84ANGELDUST]

hella true!!! i ALWAYS have to get up and check if I hear someone honk. hahaha!!

[fairytease23]

welcome to Jack in box

[Rumualdo1985]

''Huh Whoz That Whoz That Bitch'' Cracking up

[MsCullen224]

LMAO lol i cant leave me ppl out there sin agua

XD

[ColorfulMusiicNotes]

"shit i could of done that" lmao

[imaniboo1000]

his face expressions are priceless =] lmfao <3

[deniseg007]

¡Senor, ay!! ¡ call nine juan juan DX!! XDD

[sharpiesniffer4ever]

omg lmao jax in the box.. XD

"welcom to yak inthe yo can i hel you??"

".... im sorray??"

wahahahahah

[ladysix9904]

@sharpiesniffer4ever

I'm sorray?? haha I always wondered how to spell it!!

[972animan]

@sharpiesniffer4ever

it is "welcom to yak inthe boc can i hel you??"

[TheAlan951]

honestly, im extreamly sorry, but he's always making fun of mexicans, never of americans, and if he does its a lil, i, had never seen this dude, but he makes so much fun out of mexicans that, could be called a rasist among his own rase. many of my friends make fun of themex ppl in my school, cuz of what he says...

[ChaosChao83]

@TheAlan951 I know it seems like he's being really mean, but it's just comedy. I'm mexican but all of his jokes make me laugh. (how ironic XD) Don't take it so seriously, it's just comedy. =D

[Yaya4dotcom]

" tell horchata i want a large pepsi " (x

[PAMAROSHOUSE]

39 million minus the ones that have been thrown back since all this immigration reform

[SubhiCsws]

"Why You No Say Soda Stupid!"

My ribs hurt now.

[MeltedBlueIce]

"I say, Do you want eh SHHHHEESEE?"

xD

[natyjennifer]

HAHA WHOS DAT BYTCH HHAHAHA HELLX YEA I HIDE WEN DEY NOCK

[sh0rtyr0ckjvsh0w]

eestupeed

[aliciaartist129]

why u no say soda stupid !! >.> Son of a bitch =.=

we havea coca ,eh sprite (excuse me ?) eh sprite (huh?) EH SPRITE S-P-R-I-T-E

EH SPRITE STUPID!! XD lmao george lopez is so funny XD @_@ LATINO X LATINAS FTW

[nrbnerd555]

"Welcome to Yack in da Bock, can I hell you?! You wan some-shin? One Yumbo Yack un queso, you wan esoda? We got esprite, we got ecoka, we got epecsi... You wan Fanta? You wan horchata? You wan horchataaa?!"

" what kind of fountain drinks do you have "

O_O!?

" Esxuse meh? "

" What Kind Of Fountain Drinks Do You Have? "

Speaks spanish

" Why you no