#52 Bad Japanese puns with ken and remi 世にもつまらないおやじギャグ

[grantenier]

yeah that was bad and dumb lol

[KidChaos878]

he said Hankyu very much....

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[iHeartUruha]

shoganai..... Lol

[Ydla]

（;｀∆´)シ

[TadayukionBand]

ざけんなよwwwww

[BrianMayRedSpecial]

Remi chan said a bad word :O ざけんなよ (zakennayo) (basically the f... word)

[andylaurel]

クモの味はどうでしょうか？

すっぱいだ。。。

kodai gyagu win!!

[neko1302]

Ken Tanaka san:

In Osaka there are other train lines JR, Kintetsu....

Hanshin:

Hanshin koko ni desu ka? Hai! Hanshin shimashita

Nankai

....I don't remember but some one told me something in Osaka about Also you go one time on Nankai, always you go Nankai (Ikkai..Nankai...)

[marlesimms]

Remi is....super cute ^^

[Adsonvix]

Very good!

[justinlovespastry]

Gold

[Taraalcar]

"Shoga nai" made me laugh but "hankyu very much" made me want to set myself on fire

[MonkeyGami]

Aha, I made up "Hankyu very much" while working on the island of Waikiki! Honto dayou, it's a real island!

[BadSM1]

Portuguese of Brazil Is more Fine -)

[Defensemen619]

God!!!...The things i would eat from her ass...Great Video

[SupsShady]

LOL I think this is super clever personally. But my sense of humor is rather twisted.

HANKYU VERY MUCH FOR THE VID

[SeedmasterStu]

i found your parents, now trade me for the girl.

[getdatcashb]

I have a fetish for Asian eyes

[AkatsukiTheShinigami]

HANKYU VERY MUCH! =DDDD

[MrZ359]

一体何？



[nicovama]

You just have to love her kansai ben

[RawringChippy]

hahaha! xD Hankyu!

[TechnoTranceGoddess]

何これ？！ wwww

[indigothecat]

That's hilarious, the Japanese actually love wordplay like that. :3

[lSaintsCrownl]

OH MY GOD HOTNESS I WANNA BANG YOU

[murphy54000]

@lSaintsCrownl SHUT UP I KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THE PHONE JESUS OW MY EAR

[rainbowyarn]

omigod I love puns like these; using that shouganai pun at the earliest possible convenience

[elnintendomaniaco]

muy bueno



[andyelgrand0]

@mrebecci hahaha, get in line dude!

[TheChrissykun]

wait that guy is japanese? but hes white...i guess that can happen cuz there is this kid in my grade he is part jap but looks more not jap but he has a cousin that looks extrememly jap (and is pretty cute by the way lol)

[BobDaBilder12345]

@TheChrissykun That was incredibly difficult to understand lol

[lobotomonkey]

The ginger pun is my new favorite and will be used to my own peril >:)

[TankManHeavy]

Your fit ^^

[serotta2]

Remi-san, kawaii desu!!

[girugamesh77]

めっちゃ恥ずいから止めろw

[tumamaestieza]

jajaj muy buen video

[tweeniegirlz]

Sono NI! (#2!!!) lol

[polypx]

the first pun is not so hard to explain... "shoga nai" means "no ginger", but "shoganai" means "ah well, can't be helped"... sort of

[gargbaby2]

she iss so cool

[JDnqn]

xDD mui buenou.u!!

[devinmpaul41]

日本語Iを話すことはありません私はGoogleのこのオフは、­翻訳した

[IamTyrick]

"しょうがないね” I laughed soooo hard!!!!!!!!

[cypresspuz]

Shit! Remy is irresistible...

[123xxt]

damn she's not very hot 日

[Styhn]

Could someone translate this sentence: "Watashi wa, anata ga saigo no yoru ga atta to mata sugu ni mite hoshii koto ga sukidatta."

Thanks in advance!

[KittyLuvYou]

@Styhn um...something about I, you, and last night. lol I'm a beginner

[KagoTheKitty]

@Styhn Im not very good either but I'm pretty sure hoshi means star,so since KittyLuvYou said they read something about I,you,and last night. It might say something about seeing stars last night. Thats just my guess. Hope it helps a bit (:

[Styhn]

@KagoTheKitty

Arigatou gozaimasu!

[VinnytheFox]

@Styhn I believe this means "I really would like to see you again (on your last night<possibly) soon/meet you soon ...

I cannot translate without the full context of what the words mean... However I believe my translation is close

(This may be incorrect but I am 70% sure that it is close)

[BleedyLegend]

@Styhn hi, I don't know if someone has already replied, but it means: "I was with you/I met you last night and I'd love to see you again soon." :)

[Styhn]

@BleedyLegend Thanks so much! :)

[wesscoast]

HANKYU VERY MUCH!? LMFAO!OOOOOOOOOOOO ... hilarious reaction from the chief of police hahaha .. didn't expect that one

[123xxt]

Japanese and Arabs are tasty >>love you both:)

[soupalex]

The conductor(?)'s response = pretty much the best thing ever. I'm surprised they don't get that ALL THE TIME from Anglophone tourists.

[matthewz07]

me likey KEN AND REMI !!!! 

[mojjju]

れみヲタクっぽ。

[hanzimaster]

hankyu very much :D

[adzug]

ken did you ever find ur parents? remi is beautiful. omg

[R3D54ND]

@adzug he is an actor; if a native japanese speaker listens to him they can tell he has a foreign accent; which he wouldnt have if he was raised by japanese foster parents

[tobiunmasked1]

hai so desu remi-chan

[tobiunmasked1]

52 is go-juu-ni right ?

[RisingSun011]

@tobiunmasked1 Yes it is

[hanzimaster]

@tobiunmasked1 yah

[LaseVideo]

Hankyu very much!! hahaha...

[TeJap2]

damn. that was bad. my dad's worse.

[cmcespedes2]

I agree. Remi is cute and funny. We need more Japanese women like her here in the US. Or at least more vids. 

[juLailgun]

I love bad puns, the make the impact so much more punny. HAWHAWHAW.

[ohnoniki]

hahaha sugoi! more puns!!

[DrazharX]

Q：お父さんの一番嫌いな果物はなんですか？

A：パパヤ！

[TeJap2]

@DrazharX うわ！も面白いのそれは一種。ヘクタール。パパイヤ。*が出て*­ばかみたいに笑ってバースト

[mexicainelaus]

omg!

[jade4shou]

the shou ga nai ne one is the funniest, aha. the hankyu one is just..awful!

[Anubi1989]

Hankyu very much!!!!!!!!!!! ahaha!

[march88]

Ok that Hankyu one was painful hahaha

[ActionDove]

hello ur vlogs r funny keep up the good work....Hajime :^}0

[chocomog257]

hmmm.... I see.... as for younger japanese people they see it as outdated jokes, or rather lame excuses for a bad joke.

[SergioSource]

@Ovidius89 isn't はじめの Hajinuno?

[YSFmemories]

@SergioSource ha ji me no

[Ovidius89]

This is something really funny about Japanese : it's loaded with puns

I started to learn this by reading はじめの一歩 (Hajime no Ippo) where Manabu Itagaki's dad makes them all the time. Awesome !

[siaokia1989]

shou(ginger) ga haiiteiru juusu ga aru desu ka? shou ga nai ne (means no ginger, or can't help it)..

[nimodowey]

0:3o lol

[silentrob77]

If someone is going to the forest / camping, you can tell them KIwotsukete!

Thats a pretty bad one. :(

[flakabanana]

I agree with that one guy. I hope you guys become famous, because you're pretty funny. :)

[avril5417]

Hankyu very much^^

[hawaiianstyleinjapan]

Remi, You are so cute. I hope you will become a star on YouTube soon.

[pureresonance]

I watch these vids becuz Remi chan is hot.....

[stanfamily]

I cant believe myself , I actually finish watching this crap!

[Jango1989]

しょうがない。Shoo ga nai)

This is my favourite Japanese pun :D

Also 梅田梅だ夢だ。

Which means:

Umeda (a place in Osaka) is a plum (ume da) is a dream (yume da).

[RoketTM]

my grandma slaps me when i tell an hoyagigyage

[akaalawadhi]

How do u say "japanese" in japanese language?

[xXxTraciixXx]

@akaalawadhi "nihongo" or something to that extent consult your neighborhood Japanese guy for more information ;D

[akaalawadhi]

@xXxTraciixXx thanx mate ^_^

[painterofemotions1]

@akaalawadhi It's Nihongo. Nihongo-jin is Japanese person. The "i" takes the long "e" sound.

[DrazharX]

@painterofemotions1 hey, actually japanese person = nihonjin (japan person). nihongo-jin would be something like "japanese language person."

[painterofemotions1]

@DrazharX Ah! You're right. Thank you for the correction.

[BLUEBOY1341]

gusu=ugly girl

thats her

[iluvcats777]

@BLUEBOY1341 no, it's busu. 

[beelzebub300]

ahahaha, so funny!

[blasianonna]

しょうがないね　XD

[sejcre]

haha, awesome!!

[BlackSoulsAion]

Lolz

[mkiozipangbuu]

生姜ないね。

おやじギャグ <3

[miulfelle]

how do you say "shut up" in japanese? hehehe

[NineTailsDemonFox]

@miulfelle ursesai!

[Nevorad]

@miulfelle Damare...

[mkiozipangbuu]

@miulfelle Actually normal Japanese people use more indirect methods with things like that. Even Remi in the end of this video, while doing an overboard act, still uses a very Japanese method of expressing "please shut up". A compact, English-type way of saying that in two words is normally only said in Japanese cartoons by characters with wild hair colors.

[sowonBluewings]

no ill learn korean more better

[LemmingAttack]

じゃあ、しょうがないね

[PinkLemonadeInc]

Rofl! Ken, you make me embarassed for you!!!

[Solnobori85]

The shou-ga-nai pun I figured out on my own. But Ive never heard a Japanese person say it.

Hands down the best pun is 'Oman National University' translated in to Japanese, you know, as in Oman the country. For anyone who has a good grip of the Japanese language, 'oman kokusai daigaku' can either sound like a legitimate int'l university or 'o-manko kusai daigaku', a university for stinky pussies. Japanese never find the pun funny though. 'Pussy' is like the most vulgar word in their language.

[tooka2]

@Solnobori85

Sorry for the half a year late post, but wouldnt that be Oman International University? Because national would translate 国民（kokumin)?

But yeah, quite few japanese would laugh at something that has pussy in it!

You see, they think they are cute :)笑

[sushibenni]

this is sooo awesome!!! sorry for you guys who cant understand

[SMGJohn]

What is this movie trying to prove!? That Japanese people laugh funny or that a western guy is speaking bad Japanese!?

[lakesidelovin07]

@SMGJohn dude, he's not speaking bad Japanese, and he's not Western. He was adopted and has always lived in Japan. Don't judge a book by its cover.

[myR12006]

@lakesidelovin07.. actually he is western from California EUA, his real name is Davisd Ury, he is an actor(you can see him in shot'em up movie) and he learned Japanese. "Ken Tanaka" is just another character he does like a hobby...

[olivetribe]

this guys mstry pua king of japan

[MrArea51999]

Damn she's hot

[kingkongxiong]

why is the lady at the juice bar walking backwards at 0:05??

[keistaszmogus]

ありがとうございます、田中さん。田中さんのビデオはいつものよ­うに気分が良くなった。すごくたのしいんです。

[andylaurel]

I've just gotten home after 2 years in Gunma, and these videos are rediculously funny.

[allizard]

Love the video!!

[worldtravel101]

that is just so funny! the expressions on peoples face when you say that stuff LOL

[Toubuki]

Oh god that first one... I was cringing in embarrassment so bad xD

[biohazard724]

I get the sense this is one of those facepalm inducing puns for them

Hankyu Very Much! *facepalm* Baka Gaijin [inaudible grumbling]

[narutorulestheworld1]

I get the thank you one, but I didn't understand the 1st one @ all. Ginger in juice??? ?_?

[XplodedTB]

@narutorulestheworld1

Well, he says "juusu wa shoga ga haiteru no ga arimasu ka?" So he asks if there is any 'shoga' (ginger), but there isn't.

So he replies with a pun, "Ja shoga nai ne." Meanin there is "no ginger".

[Munku81]

"shou ga nai" is a common expression when you accept that you cannot change the situation anyway ("damn it" or equivalent, but more softer) and could be appropriate in this situation.

The funny part is that it also translates to "there is no ginger, isn't it?".

[XplodedTB]

@Munku81 Oh oops. Left the double meaning part out. xD

[thaya666]

lol

 hankyou very muchi.

[AnarUto42]

thx ---> hhx ? xD

thank u ---> hank u XD

[kiman2]

ぷぷぷ思わず笑ってしまう。

[AlucardRaijin]

baka mono desu ka?

[MilkTeaStains]

HANKYU VERY MUCH

[zakidine]

hahaha

Trop bien cette là!

[mightykong101]

she keeps getthing more cute each video!

love u Remi!

[kokaliarakos]

@mightykong101 yeap i have to agree with you

[amargeaux]

I think Remi is funny.

[Kirinet]

Seriously, Remi, are you from Osaka or is this supposed to be a tsukkomi act? Σ＼(￣ｰ￣;)ﾅﾝﾃﾞﾔﾈﾝ

Oh, I have one!

橋を作れって？

私には無理っち（ブリッジ）。

...

I'm sorry ):

[pururinchou]

こわいい！！Why is that lady walking backwards？？？

[Drower]

She seems to be carrying something.

[9563343907]

that lady was walking backwards! hahahahahahahaha! cant stop laughing!!!

[softiramisu]

LOLLL shoo ga nai , so funny :D

[geniusxkiller]

I love the ways Jap girls talk

[556pilot]

you forgot to make that face with the SSSSS sucking air sound hahaha!

[kingkongxiong]

why is the lady at 0:04 walking backwards in the juicebar??

[klarochicka]

@kingkongxiong : you're right oO

[Asgard12345]

omg, just spitted my coffee over my keyboard...

[mirokufan95]

XD He's wearing a moogle hat!

[vkohlt]

Hahaha, so nice and funny!! xD

Shou ga nai = it can't be helped, nothing can be done

でしょう?! ._.

[dysdaffy]

sho ga nai XDDDDDDDDDd

[KawaiiGaIx]

hankyu for the pun!

[Ramesbmx]

I want to say : Hankyu very much ^^

[missenne]

haha. toki doki.. "Sankyu" wo tsuketa. :))

[fuckthisfuckinlife]

hankyuuuuu:XXX awesome:))

[laloanany]

Ken Tanaka loves you. Good bye

[onagus2008]

I got the ginger joke. That s was pretty funy!

[FranzHildenburg]

I don't know any Japanese but "{non-translatable pun}"... that's crackup!

Hankyu very much!!

[laloanany]

hankyuu very muchhy

[espjuan]

That guy represents Europe, Oceania, or North America. Not Asian.

[james519]

へぇーーー ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[purisuu]

HAHAHA funny XD

[aeon23]

Ken and Remi rock. I don't care what anyone says. Hankyu bely mooch !

[adzug]

remis gorgeous id learn japanesse and anything else fer her, but wats with kens accent? is it a joke? did he live in japan his whole life? why the accent on a seemingly wht guy?

[aeon23]

Who knows on the internet. He seems to be from Japan though. I think he's making his accent thicker for comedic appeal.

[moncmon]

@adzug yes his birth parents are american, but he Grew up in japan because he was an adopted child, and now he is looking for his real parents, that's why his user name is "helpmefindparents"

:D

[adzug]

ok thanks i really dint kno. it was confusing. i have a friend from new jersey who moved to wales and now talks with a accent thats kinda fake so ya never kno

[kaizoebara]

I love how she says "samuuui!"

[SP2CA]

shoga nai XD

[Virson1]

this guy sux he looks like that fukakushi karate master

[MsWarumono]

he look like a drunk gay guy

[Shinobi452]

Here's another I got from an aniime: "Mendou dakara men, dou?" It's troublesome (Mendou) so how about some noodles (men, dou)?

[RacoonBurglar]

善し由 LOL

[boydegg]

Remi's a sweetie pie. I'm guessing she's also a bit nutty.

Hankyu very much. Ha ha ha. I'd do that all the time if I lived there.

[catspee]

i know the "ikura wa ikura desu ka?" from my japanese teacher... how much is i think this sushi/fish thing with salmon and egg called ikura... it seems like its asking, is ikura, ikura? and the joke is that the store clerk says "mochiron!" which means of course... when the real question is how much is ikura?

[DaisoLover]

the first pun made me laugh sooo hard xD WHAHA

[juicefreak247]

Remy is the bomb!

[GreenTeaWater]

Which state in America has the prettiest smile?

and

There is a girl on an elevator. Is it going up or down?