Ali G - Science and Technology

[jcoldham1]

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[guyfjhbkjbkjnbkl]

Kent Hovind can go fuck himself ^^

[museman98]

even ali g can defeat a christian in an argument......

[8bobthebuilder]

"ten ten ten ten ten multiplied by...you don't know what i was gonna say, you don't even know-"

"It doesn't matter"

"Ten ten ten nine nine nine eeeightt!!!!!"

"Yes"

Wifout blowin up!"

"Yes!!!!!!"

[Zinigi]

"he aint got no technology.. you can check his website"

[donaldmcscrooge]

Hey everyone,

My friend is an aspiring techy and has entered an innovations idea competition. He has a chance to be trained and mentored by tech industry business leaders if his idea is voted into the semi-finals. You can help him reach his dreams.

If you can, go to his video at "/watch?v=ukawhPLV3AE" please and give it a thumbs up "Like" as that is how eight semi-finals will be chosen.

Thanks!

[IWPayu]

Who is he? Is he like a groovy scientist or what?

[madara868]

"Gonna move it on a little bit"

[vidyogamasta]

0:37

No, 'e ain't go' no technology, you can check ou' his website

XDXDXDXD

[qwertyuiopyakov]

this guy is an idiot

[ausgepicht]

@qwertyuiopyakov Derp. It's a schtick. Over.

[mikeyzoltank]

wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with



[ultrakool]

ya be'a belive compooters can do tha transaction, yo. they're able to track every movement you make...includin bowel movements tha you put paper on and don't flush. george orwell and aldous huxley already told you tha, shtoopid

[Dooky7]

lol, when guy offered money to prove "evolution", and ali sad "did you ever eat banana?" and show him to give him money LOOOOOL 2:50

[shittygnome]

Sooooooo funny

[SupaAmi]

Hahahah, I totally forgot about that homo sapiens thing. Made me laugh so hard.

Also loved how awkward and angry he made Kent Hovind!

[Macca1969]

These group discussions on Ali G are the best!

[nogalooo]

11 morons unlike it, ultimate humor of Ali G and the products of techmology

[djerikholmbom]

the floater........

covering it with paper don't make it alright.

[werellstupid]

Im all into techmology and compooters.

[gunot111]

he aint got no tek-mology you can check his website

[gunot111]

LOLOLOLROFLLMFAOLULZ

[Insubordinate90]

Ali G is a fucking hero. WHERE HAVE YOU GONE G-MAN

[Measonz]

One of best video

[eltiare]

Do YOU flush??

[MixedMediaArtDrop]

tek-mology....hahaha...there i go..blazed and trying to do a photoshoot...and there was ali-g...tek-mology what is it...lol...wtf :))~

[TheAeroman]

2:28 Woh? lol

[RyanORLY]

Best one out

[kopyher]

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[MetaIhead89]

2:01 "Is dis nigga fo real?"

[1337LJ]

Is you the one back stage that didnt flush? There we go. I quoted from the video. know wheres my 50 thumbs?

[netjerk]

10 people didn't flush.

[sammyh1982]

I love how Ali G can make people say things like "it has nothing to do with the homos you meet on the street"

[sammyh1982]

You dont' know what I was gonna say, you don't even know

[TheAeroman]

Hahaha I love Ali G's awkward face right after what the futurologist says at 4:10 .... CLASSIC!!!

[oleole1234]

man in blue suit DEFINATELY left a floater

[bradford71us]

speak to the hand cause the face aint listenin, YO.

[shaahb1]

(floater)

[shaahb1]

why is that bluewear fag so self-conscious?

[lilbitchoc]

Yeah, the banana thing did get him.

[zinebham]

puttin paper on it doesnt make it go away!! rofl

[THEmattyj162]

he live at home, he smoke his own home grown, and check this, he don't have a tele.

[orbasm5]

lmao "is it good? or is it wack?"

[CodyTAGGIN]

"You are too"

"YO, YO"

lol

[ssmooerr]

Can't believe Kent Hovind was there... He's about as dumb as Ali G pretends to be.

[koosmangat]

i like the young guy.. he looks surprised.....in awe of Ali Gs crazinessss.. hahaha

[IPeroXiideI]

Fat amarican's thinking they know it all ;)

[rosxx76]

floater.

[kennedybakircoglu]

ten ten tenten ten tenten ten tenten ten tenten ten ten

[conorsprout0987]

you know what i was talking about...the floater

[Bangandurded]

I think this is his best interview

[callepalomeque]

yo yo im aint homo, i don't judge but that aint how i role.

[PronagePow]

ali g is absolutely....ridiculous. so bold...shock factor works pretty well.

[SpeedRaccoon]

"You say that, but there is evidence backstage to the contrary."

AAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHA !!!!!

[JaggedEdgeGamer]

Ali G is such a retard.

[KrayzieA22]

2:00

He's thinking: "Am i being trolled right now?"

answer = Yes.

Epic trolled.

Successful troll is successful.

[kid43332]

@KrayzieA22 What is troll? Everyone seems to use it these days, in the U.S.A.

[KarinMikazuki]

@kid43332

Its what you are

[shortz360]

HAHA haven't seen this in a while and its still funny

[TIKIMAN198]

i haven't seen this in like 6 years!

[wweedtoker]

How droped d num 2

[vrazwer]

He ain't got no techmology, and you can check ou' 'is website.

[socrstreets]

I bet kent hovind is now learning his lesson about not flushing the toilet in his jail cell!

[matthewparsons1]

hes so good

[890doM]

What is so funny about Ali G is that Sacha Baron Cohen is a truly clever bloke and it's hilarious how most people he interviews either looks down on him or thinks he's thick - when actually he manages to make them look ignorant or stupid - even if they aren't. ... And they don't get it! Why should they? It must be totally surreal for them! LOL! ... What a hoot!

[evolve749]

@trakomako Please. Do not place the phrase "smartest people in the world" anywhere near Kent fucking Hovind. It's an insult to smart people everywhere.

[MightySheep25]

Ali-G is such a troll

[yourweedsux]

yeah whaeva theres different names for it

[rosxx76]

floater !

[superzvenomz]

Covering it with paper dont make it alrght.... AHAHAHAHA OMG!!! LOL!

[raleelee88]

OMG the ending about the "floater" was SOOOO hilarious!!

[dietcoke05]

There's no way I could pose that nine nine nine nine nine question without laughing. Hilarious.

[phakim33]

ALI G IS SO FUNNY!

[dazebhen1]

amazing, he is the most genious comedian ever,

[liormaitom]

Ali G rocks... He is so very funny but you need to have something going for yourself in the top floor to get his jokes

[rosxx76]

that lady in blue is so annoying.

'i don't know what your talking about' (..floater..)

[frenchfriesss]

i need to watch that whenever i feel a little bit down. this is CLASSIC

[epoctalipto]

lol he ali g trys not to laugh at 5:39 - lmao i love this

[EnnesX]

tek-mology.  what is that all about? is it good? or is it whack?

[AEgamesFtw]

@EnnesX wack. You whack things. And things are wack.

[grig24x]

is that snow boarding goggles? he has on?

[skyliner288]

yes XD

[tven99]

the guy in with the glasses looks like bill gates. lol

[slamminhole69]

@tven99

Yeah, the guy with the glasses didn't say much at all. He just sat there with an incredulous look on his face like "oh my god, I'm surrounded by idiots" hahaha he seemed like he caught on to the joke. Rock on, guy with the glasses, rock on!

[JJGMTS]

Finally, Kent Hovind has met his intellectual equal in Ali G (the character - SBC is amazing!).

[fenerbahce8811]

You're giving Hovind a bit too much credit there;)

[d3monable]

" just wanna' make clear, yo, respek for commin' on and I ain't gonna treat you differenly now that... that has come out" funny

[reggyray]

At, 1:32, the guy in the blue jacket attempts to make some sort of non-verbal joke by checking his watch, in reference to Ali's hilariously-extended hypothetical sum. Just thought that was interesting.

[markymark93]

"there is evidence backstage to the contrary" lmao

the dude in blue had such a smile of akwardness at the end

[SonjaElen]

Dr. Jeremiah Baumann's face is priceless. He looks so dumbfounded at Ali G's apparent stupidity. :)

[torcidas]

There's no such word as stupidest. You're probably the most stupid person I know.

[KhyberBoy09]

"My wife is a homo sapien"

"Alright, respek !"

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhah

[KhyberBoy09]

is it good or is it whack?

[JustinTheMagician12]

"Theres a bloat from around my hood, called rainbow Jeremy, who rejects everything to do with Science. He just sits at home, smokes his own home grown"

LOL

[justinthomashunt]

you realize that ali g isn't an actual person right?

[chukonub]

he is he's the one asking the questions in the vid

[07volvo]

yo, he is real. just look at the above video.

[bigmofodeal]

LMAO at the banana, and i cracked up when ali put his hand out to receive the money LOL.

[pettytozeptohalen]

flowta, yo i aint pointin fingas

[pettytozeptohalen]

wha-eva

[fun4balls]

Compu-ers

LOL

[taborszernagy]

"absolutely no TECHMOLOGY!" :D

[1080whooosh]

"theres evidence backstage to the contrary" LMAO

[nekkro92]

9 9 9 9 9 9

[nekkro92]

lol banana

[astroid911]

TechMology

[pdaniels9000]

"he don't use no technology...you can check out his website." lol! this is so ridiculous.

[StupidNub]

why cant they just accept that a human is a super monkey. A super monkey is a species of its own, but did resemble a monkey back in the day. Obviously we was hairy during the ice ages and obviously our posture was similar to monkey.

[mark1760ia]

Classic how after he doe's all the numbers he just go's "Kay, lets move it on a bit."

[lanceawatt]

Coverin it wiv paper don't make it alright.

[denfilade]

999999999999999999999999999999­999999...okeh, wot abou' 10101010101010101...? That made me LMAO.

[jones2612]

SHAME ON YOU...

[jones2612]

''I just want to make clear , yo respek for comin on, and I ain't gonna treat you differently now that its come out.... a lot of them is very talented..........almost as funny as the 'youth in asia' segment

[EnnesX]

"yo. science. what is it all about? tek-mology. what is that all about? is it good, or is it whack?"

[jebediah046x]

wif out blowin up

[paddyballgame]

Coverin' it wit paper don't make it all right. Yo.  that goes for the rest of you. Whoever it was. All right I aint pointin' any fingers, but I does have my suspicions.

[inspectahdeck77]

"i ain't pointin fingers.... but is you the one backstage who didn't flush" AHHAHAHAHA while he's actually pointing the finger ahahahahha

[inspectahdeck77]

the guy with the glasses got the funniest face i ever seen he doens't what wat the f is join on hahahaha

the got who took the shit (allegedge) got roasted

aahahahah

so fucken funny man

[cyclotane]

check out 1:32, "doctor" kent hovind soes a bitch move. and looks at his watch like he wants to leave. ahhaha what a bitch

[thelonius23]

Wow I actually felt bad for kent. You could see inhis face that he was embarrased I mean thi is on t.v. lol

[joey943]

kent hovind is doing 10 years in prison for tax evasion and money laundering, dont feel sorry for him lol

[lindseycherren]

"the banana thing got him, it'n it?"

haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[MikeMoneyMiami]

8=======))))=====D~~~

[face4radio]

undred undred undred undred undred undred undred undred undred undred undred

[TomD1967]

My wife is a homosapien

Respect

[didorins]

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[exzau]

didorins actually typed it out....hahaha you must be really bored

[edwardintoronto]

covering it with paper dont make it alright)

[diaaeldinzaed]

-my wife is a homo sapien ..

-a'ight, respect !

[dancalvin1983]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool

[DrinkOmally]

haha the look on the guy with the glasses face, it's priceless.

[3691grass]

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[3691grass]

The guy without a tie,,,,,,he just can not believe it

[3691grass]

Would you use a toilet, or do you just drop one in a hole

[3691grass]

Without blowing up

[bdftnt]

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[BIueFlame]

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[ei1taas1]

Ahahaa I love it how the host always interrupts Kent Hovind.

[xlaughalot08]

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[therage333]

u dont even know

[elitebomber]

A lot of them is very talented. Rainbow Jeremy ftw.

[HoIlyMountains]

compooters)))

[wwe104]

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[PoopyMcPoopPoop55]

you don't know what I was gonna say, you don't even know

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[namiguShin]

You can check out his website... :)

[Krowsnose]

yo, science.... what is it all about

tech-Mology.... what is dat all about

[ls277jb]

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[kryshtal]

damn, i keep laughing for no reason even after this video

[axay17]

the creationist loved to hear himself talk

[WhiteShark392]

"the creationist loved to hear himself talk"

I'm glad somebody else noticed that too. That was one flushing fool (face, not toilet).

[TheOverfiendDj]

ive never laughed so much in my life

[bienorama]

I still don't understand how NO ONE on the set is laughing their asses off. I would rollin' all over the ground behind that camera. xD Sasha rules.

[mortimerbequiet]

They think he's legitimate - they're just in complete shock, lol.

[JohnnyRamoneRulez]

smoke his own home grown

[zonkov88]

lol this is so fucking great

[fordgt90]

Fucking brilliant, this is just genius.

[Azagthoth12]

shame on you... hahahahahahaahaha

[JohnnyRamoneRulez]

you dont know what im gonna say, you dont even know.

[spyrothedragon590]

Funny

[nanner852]

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[gnarly3001]

TechMology

[ghaly2]

tha ain right , shame on u

[lovettp06]

Have you eva eaten a banana?

[luanlovelyman]

man i've seen this many times.. it's the best of ali g hahahahaa

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[cloremaster]

"Monkeys are still having babies. Why don't they have another human today?" LOLZ

[SpaceCarnivora]

Kent Hovind is a ignorant dumbfuck

[tehsimo]

*shakes your hand*

[lovettp06]

this stuff is awesome.

[astupidbean]

he aint got no technology, you can check out his website

LOL.

[tigerbb101]

do you eat banana?

[MoleLaugh13]

"he ain't got no techmology, you can check it on his website" and "999999999999999999"= pricless, and the reason I liked Da Ail G Show a lot more than the Borat movie.

[california9999]

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[drumma]

he aint got no technology check his website haha

[fitzgeraldhimse]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA WAS IT YOU?

[stephandmikeyx]

yo respek 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999999.8888888888888989­89999999999x999999999999999999­999999999999999999.88888888899­99999999999999 lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol

[aaron18711]

"he aint got no technology, you can check out his website" lololololololololoolloolooolol

[zmanzander]

Respek