Modern Warfare 2 Fun Tactics- Ninja Planting

[NiNJaGiRLCHaRMZ]

hahahahaha xD trying this too

[TheAvagantamos]

Modern swimming shit 2, this pile of jizz residue

XD hahahaha

[inFamousCeRea1]

loooooooooooooooooool dookie sniffer

[donutkiller69]

Hey this stuff is amazzzzzing. Have more fun tactics on Mw3. Follow people, or be behind a camper and make him join a party with you and then tell him and kill him

[Shinobi729]

TRANSCRIBE AUDIO IS A MUST ON THIS VIDEO ESPECIALLY AT 0:23

[1965Volks]

do u play on ps3

[LilGRaven]

@1965Volks 360 offcourse?????

[dylan110896]

who else besides me think Cr1tical sounds like Seth Rogen?

[RockinRickJames]

@dylan110896 Meh, Seth is a bit deeper and raspy.

[Xdoggydog297x]

Reminds me of knifing my friends in gun game on black ops. You do the jaws music, you tell them to watch their backs, you tell them you are right behind them, wait a minute or two and then kill them. They never seem to understand what it means. I got 34 knife kills, without ballistic knives.

[ShadowMan446]

THIS GUY IS A GOD

[HeyLegoChonny]

rpg silenced

[RobloxAdminstrator12]

Lol Modern swimming shit 2! Dat was the best

[NigerianPrince999]

Anyone else see the triple desert eagle feed at :52?

[HgMuZzz]

@Nalegp

It makes you look dead

[Glarium1]

@HgMuZzz ironically

[Nelagp]

is there a reason fr the weapon switching? or just out of boredom?

[corrivalnumber]

Why they cant see you?

[robertjoe1000]

@corrivalnumber its called stupidity

[corrivalnumber]

@robertjoe1000 Makes sense.

[0Thescarecrow0]

This tactic works best in search and destroy...

[NewEnglandboy453]

why dont u ever respond!!!!

[deathclawlegend666]

How do u suck farts out of ur own..... U know what. I'm not even going to question his wisdom. :D

[Booyah830]

23 people suck farts out of their own assholes

[loriparker666]

hahaha x]

[agoode37]

HAHAHAHAHA 0:24 transcribe ausio, and once again its for modern swimming shoot to this pile of jews residue!

[123soccer33]

Watch his great killcams one and he switches weapons to make it look like you don't have a gun

[MegaUncleDaddy]

how do i turn on transcribe audio

[BeastinBF3]

SWEET

[SuperChickenbutts]

sucks farts out of his own asshole

[omgitbrandonchan]

Now do a commentary about playing dead in black ops lol

[xXArcticCamoXx]

I dont play modern swimming shit 2 anymore, but ill try it! :D

[EpicSprayZLEGIT]

Too many gamers are hardcore now, so they use turtle beaches and hear me planting...so i can never get 2 or more ninja plants in 1 life...

[BONECRUSHER2277]

Too funny I LIKED all ur vids and as favorite

[MrJakeJimmy]

funny as shit

[Uatemydoodle]

lol this reminds me of my technique in wow.

I go somewhere near the area i need to capture then lay down and pretend to be dead lol. then you either lay there or surprise attack them like a ninja.

[Uatemydoodle]

why do you keep changing your weapon?

[SuperKillerchris]

@Uatemydoodle then it looks like ur dead ;)

[Uatemydoodle]

@SuperKillerchris you change weapons constanly when your dead?

[SuperKillerchris]

@Uatemydoodle Y if u do it quick enough the character will freeze so it doesnt move and the enemy's wont see that

[Uatemydoodle]

@SuperKillerchris oh ok thanks

[Rooneyboy98]

Legend!!! Lmfao= this other team must be eating piles of s*** off the toilet seat

[Iberny3]

I wish you could subsribe 50 times.. lol

[weareermac]

lmfao fuck that cocksucker at the end that killed u

[DRAGBOY90001]

How do u be like a ninja like that really i was like WTF?!?!?!

[MetroidMills]

"the best way to describe this douchebag is the type of person to suck farts out of his own asshole" LOL!

[TheLonelyForce]

Just so you guys know, this works best on Wasteland, Favela, Estate and Skidrow(depending on how blind your enemies are).

[xMrGunZ]

Funny thing is he comes up with this and I come up with different variants of ninja defusing (they're on my channel)

[UltimateGamer1988]

lmao 1:53 my bad

[UltimateGamer1988]

lmao 1:55

[DuffmanOhBaby]

I tried ninja defusing but the planters kept on seeing me. So what I do instead is lay down behind tham while they are planting the bomb, as soon as they are finished, knife them then defuse it. So you get a kill and defude the bomb! :D

[ChickenFBI24]

maybe they know you`re there and they just want the points :D

[bananaunderpants]

omg subbed. btw ilu

[MisterDude499]

How do you plant so fast? Please, someone reply

[battingriver]

@MisterDude499 he is probly fast forwarding the clip but i dont know

[999pokemonfan]

@MisterDude499 he just sped up the gameplay

[tziolastube]

hahahaha boom



[Thatvideogamefreak1]

Lol i used this tactic and my team went 2-0

[Connor3474]

LOL UR SO FUNNY MAN! U JUST GO A SUB! XD

[mrsuperpaki]

wait whys doess he keep pressing yy or triangle triangle ? or keep swaapping weapons does that make him look dead or for his own pleasure ? LOL smeone reply plz

[ScythePuppet]

@mrsuperpaki Yeah, you got it pretty much right. In MW2, tapping y constantly makes you look like a dead body.

[massivecomplexity]

@mrsuperpaki in cod4 or mw2 if u keep switching weapons the animation freezes and u look dead

[KewlKittyKatKlan]

NINJA PLEASE

[TheUsed5450]

23 people are dookie sniffers

[wymiere]

If anybody does this i recommend getting cold blooded pro first

[RoadrinersXbro]

I WAS ON THIS GAMEPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))

[Thesken513]

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO CR1TIKAL IS, MESSAGE ME



I DONT WANT TO POST IT AS A COMMENT IT BECAUSE IT WILL RUIN THE FUN FOR EVERYBODY.

THUMBS UP SO PEOPLE CAN SEE PLEASE

[monguku10]

fucking genius

[MrHappyfunboy]

Uhm... i watch cr1tikal all the time and never thought i would be in one but i was the guy who killed him. i remem that round and dint even know he was playing. srry cr1it. i shouldve laid down my arms in respect

[tacomanlegoco2]

@MrHappyfunboy well i doubt it was really u but if it was next time i sudjest* looking at the score board or u will end up being called a fart sucker, again

[tylerf13ful]

use a gille suit works better

[Webster109]

MAKE MOAR!1111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­1111111111111111

[egexxx3169]

I tried that and went 2-35, but I defused 15 bombs, planted 5 bombs LoL

[Uatemydoodle]

@egexxx3169 is that good? 15 defused and 5 planted? i dont play cod

[coltenavila]

lol dookie sniffer

[punchy110]

DOOKIE SNIFFER LOL!!!!!



[l3viathn]

your over exaggeration of time is my favorite aspect of your videos

[ubtrollin89]

this dooky sniffer xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[sonny0jim]

You are just awesome the way you commentate a game... YOU MUST COMMENTATE GAMES

[CLJPgumby453]

lol at 0:22 it says "and once again its for modern swimming shoot to this pile of jews residue"

[GoInInToBeAsTmOdE]

@CLJPgumby453 its modern swimming SHIT not swimming shoot

[NeroAngeloGR]

@CLJPgumby453 jizz residue not jews LOL

[CLJPgumby453]

@NeroAngeloGR on the transcribed audio

[DeathCreamDonuts]

@CLJPgumby453 Jizz rezidue

[TheChirpymoondog]

Dookie Sniffer lmfao

[mrayquaza]

@itshyperactivetonyXX yup

[xPuReSociety]

LOL 1:53 THIS DOOKIE SNIFFER XDXDD

[GetRushedProductions]

i cant transribe audio :( i click the cc and nothing happens :(

[TheTrueJKnight]

playing dead doesnt work that much these days but its still a cool thing

[TehReedRacer99]

@TheTrueJKnight It works in every game before Black Ops.

[ButterYerToast]

Transcribe Audio on this is fucking hilarious. 0:45 - "Not a lot more fun than India fusing I've still never."

[egexxx3169]

How can a human being suck fart out of his own asshole LMFAO :D:D

[outragedrunner]

Modern Swimming Shit 2... hahah

[bornofosirisnut]

man, you play with the stupidest motherfuckers

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Now the only way to describe someone like that is someone who sucks their own farts out of his asshole.

[m4killa97]

lol at last part.... SUCK FARTS OUT OF HIS OWN ASS !!!!! LOLOLOL

[sixx28199028]

Good shit man. keep it up

[meboss97]

my shoulder hurts from laughing

[ackview]

HAHAHA funny S***T

[mrayquaza]

yet a another pair of pants ruined...

[33jtheman]

1:55 is that a 100$ bill?

[MrLabelChannel]

@Llama0World sry for replying but nope ps3 doesnt have XBL indie games hmm so emmm in this video the "X" button is blue colored : xbox . DUMB FUCK!

[ChickenWing983]

@Llama0World dude u douche the d-pad is xbox you fucking dumbass

[MrLabelChannel]

@Llama0World He doesnt have a PS3 "Idiot"

[egexxx3169]

And once again it's modern swimming shit 2 (LMFAO), this pile of jizz residue. Thumbs up for the epic rhyme

[19hawkeye98]

Why do you keep switching weapons doesn't that give your position away

[jackofblades456]

@19hawkeye98  actually it makes your character look dead

[ChickenWing983]

@Llama0World other way around bitch

[crazyboutzrh]

good jop

[mastrofpuppets26]

This dookie sniffer didn't realize that I didn't actually die

[Homiecide187]

21 people like to suck farts out their own asshole

[SkinnyMethods]

"And once again its for the modern swimming shit 2, this pile of jizz resideu, this is actually a lot of fun to do" Epic rime is epic!

[Dealinqs]

3:25. "well anywhere that cindy episode in american video company video and send a message with." LOL, I love transcribe audio.

[luis21414]

Wow that awesome I'm a try that

[xBossGaming]

thats my triplle deagle!! in skidrow

[majkel052198]

ive been doing it and an 8 yr old kid been screaming and crying i camed, fell from my bed and had cum all over my face so i couldn'r see thats why i died

[HabboHelps]

Dude this tactic helped me so much in demolition rofl! THEY GO RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND PLANT

[Nanosharkie]

this dude make me laugh so hard every single day

[LilScony08]

pile of Jews residue gotta love trans scribe audio

[BEASTfromEAST444]

at 1:38 transcribe audio, this is also a warning dawn scenario are good ones, discharges and either one more time

[TwistInMyth]

Epic

[SwiftFishy]

hey i got a new tactic u can call it watever u want but (Black ops)

1. go to plant the bomb

2. While planting turn so your facing away from the bomb

3. when you doing that ur legs are inside the bomb and they cant see you!

swift.fishy

[TheColeRants1]

Put transcribe audio on and watch the first 30 seconds of the video..

[Glarium1]

best.narrator.ever.

[ThePhundumentalz]

@REXMANSAUCE idk probably he can LoL

[lzarco22]

Modern swimming Shit 2 ahhahah

[REXMANSAUCE]

How do u suck farts out your own ass hole xD

[phisher453]

I lost my voice laughing so f***ing hard to this guy. @penguinz0 you are freaking awesome. lol

[kei93xbl]

iv tryed this tactic it does work I did it on team desthmatch on a clif they dont notice

[Masterpivot292]

"So I'm trying to turn in to a fuckin' contortionist and fit inside that bomb briefcase" LOL

[WtfPwnInCyberSpace]

If you wanna add some flavor to this, put a C4 under you and when the enemy shoots you, they will hit the c4 and you blow them all up

[TheVraul12]

The type of guy that suck forks out of his own asl

[rolingpingu]

Swimming shit! XD

[Homesickalian]

Once again this is for Modern Swimming Shit 2,

this pile of jizz residue,

but this is actually a lot of fun to do.

Cr1TiKal the poet.

[masterman2814]

Black Ops - Swinging Back and Forth/ Swaying

[EvMund]

I was expecting a japanese gardening technique

[spiderprismblade]

@EvMund that makes two of us :0

[attack566]

your making nice videos man :D evry second fucking-shit-basterds

xD

[Majik518]

I have a clip of me ninja planting 6 times in a row in my file share, too long to direct upload to youtube or I would link it.

[masterfpsmod603]

what does rapidly switching weapons do?

[kill4ukill26]

@masterfpsmod603 it makes you look dead only in mw2 not black ops

[123ribble]

the most accurate way of describing this is doochbag is the kind of person who sniffs farts out of his own asshole

[TheAtoj1]

easy...not easy it's like trying to make diharrea comeout from ur fingernails lololol

[t50j50]

@TheAtoj1 leave the comedy to Cr1TiKaL...your not funny

[TheAtoj1]

@t50j50 get a life hobo, ashole ,butt kisser, mutha fucka ,get a life jizz licker, get a frigin life jackass

[t50j50]

@TheAtoj1 lol nice insults are you like 12?

[Spectre1995]

@TheAtoj1

Kid... No.

[Randomusername244]

@TheAtoj1

Lol. 11 year old e-thug

[xXwafflesXx096]

Fucking pro.

[Matopeck22America]

2:48

[AustinRentz]

"Quote from the video"

[JOHHILOR]

OMA

Throwing knife

Smoke grenade

Step1)Spam desired location with smoke

Step2)Spam the floor directly beneath you with throwing knives

Step3)Rain throwing knives through smoke

:D

[J4C0B11]

@jaybeebee14 you need to flop out your equiptment, a semtex/ tomahawk or a a tactical grenade and hold on to it to play dead.

[omgitbrandonchan]

when you do this in black ops its like your masturbaiting on the ground :P

[TheSkitlzDj]

Modern SwimmingShit 2...

[aussieshooter8]

"this dookey sniffer"

[Gammstr101]

@jaybeebee14 which helped him make the swimming fun tactic, much better

[Corkoth55]

does it really look like (to the oppposing team) you're dead when you repeatedly switch weapons like that?

[donthatecuzilovecod]

@Corkoth55 yeah in mw2 it does... you can watch someone doing it in 3rd person after you die in search

[XxGBaNKsHoT]

fun tactics FTW

[tigerlvr1998]

Funny as shit

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I did this today and it didn't work. I was close tho...