Let's Check Our Voicemail

[KattCUNTBro]

Is it just me, or is Troy actually really hot.

[GOPLAID]

Oi, Troy, did you ever get this resolved?

[MadHaTTe1992]

So that's why Slenderman is chasing them

[halofable574]

Ladies and gentlemen.....the raw matierial for totheark videos

[Jchot]

i bet he pressed 7

[GargleHornets]

Someone should really make a remix of this. Urgently.

[Tezler713]

Translated to english from Just-Woke-Up English:

Let me tell you all something

You all started calling my house

at 8 o'clock in the morning

[note]and you call all damn day [/note]

I am so sick of it

My phone number is 204-8???

(Skipped by Troy)

I want my number d-d-deleted.

This is for helping whom didn't understand some parts.

[Tezler713]

@Tezler713 sorry i mean 205-8???

[GotBeefFan]

And then Troy Wagner was really attractive.

[TheChickeneer]

Its slenderman DUH

[iiCitrusNinja]

I wouldn't mess with that guy. He might just call the Cyber Police on you.

[DaKook14]

i am so ssssss ickuhvit

[knapman22]

Wow, Slenderman's really downsized his production value since he lost his job in accounting.

[AStudCalledKyle]

@knapman22 What are you talking about?

[TastyTrance]

so cute with glasses o.o

[SKERCHY]

@TastyTrance I know Huh?

[RealShimmzLady]

how very SUSPICIOUS

[lolrolfxd]

???

er wat yr nubr

[baconArchitect]

"for you convenience"

[MisterJackSlenderman]

Kwit kallin' mah howse! :/ an' kwit video tapin' meh in dah showa! Slendy needs his privacy!

[MegaMontefiore]

GRANPA? :O I'm serious that sounds like my granpa...

[ChikaraGuy]

Slenderman is apperantly not a morning person. This explains why he's always out and about at night.

[WillD221]

Rednecks leave very interesting voicemail, you get it all of the time here. =D

[christenstheninja]

I swear, I just want everyone who watched this to phone his house..

[TKA001]

Dare I say, consequences will never be the same?

[GoodOlPatPat]

o.o I have area code 205... >.>

[axelminion]

lol

[AerithGreatGospel]

Gosh, Troy. You and your love for drunk, hick men. Tsk tsk. I thought I taught you better than that.

[M16monkey]

Slender-punk'd?

[sk8erx97]

Why would he tell you the number if he wanted you to delete it .

Just call him back and screw with his head , lmao :p

[Lateralus03]

ahwuh ma number dfjhgadsjfhba iajfbaskjndb d'leetd

[AxisRP]

I tell you what.

You should have just prank called him.

It's what every sensible idiot would do.

But I think he dun goofed.

[thesparxalchemist]

Definitely a nine.

Reminds me of a message a received once, a similar sounding fellow, demanding that I "leave the toe in the leather and call back".

Suffice to say, I make sure I re-"nine" my inbox every 14 days.

[87idk]

geeze Jay, you shouldn't be calling Slender man at 8 o'clock in the morning, slender man needs his beauty sleep

[gamefaqsandcheats]

@87idk LOL

[ODSTSolider]

@87idk What beauty he dosen't have a face!!

[TheChickeneer]

ssssssikofit

[BuffaloCap]

I have that same phone!

[TheChickeneer]

HEY TAT WHAS MEH!!1!

Jk

[cinderblokku]

alabama

[thetigerstar]

Someone was obviously Drunk Dialed by Slendy.

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

oh god troy you are adorable.

[cndraycott]

Oooo... >_> The glasses.

[AriesGoddess93]

Reminds me of a wrong number I got

"IS DEBRA THERE?"

me "Uh, no, there is no Debra"

"Oh... is this *my number*?"

"Um yeah but there is no Debra, she must've written down the wrong-"

"OOK WELL IF YOU SEE DEBRA-"

"THERE IS NO DEBRA!!!"

"TELL HER I NEED TO SPEAK TO HER ABOUT HER WITNESS CLAIM, MY NAME IS OFFICER DURHURHHRURURHH-"

Worst thing is I think she was a witness to a crime.

[eambers]

@AriesGoddess93 why does that remind me of when troy and tim called gus........ :P

[XxFugufishXx]

I laughed really hard at the subtitles for this.

[MrJohn2010]

Area code 205...

Wait a minute... that is MY AREA CODE!!!!

[BHChron0s]

His facial expressions rofl. :D

[ChoklitBizkit]

This video has forever ruined Marble Hornets for me. I just have this image of Slenderman leaving this on Jay's phone. I can't watch it with a straight face anymore.

[DarrynMaxx7]

And this is why Slenderman is following you......

[PiratesOfCydonia]

What I don't get is, if he wanted you to delete his number, why did he give it to you again? It's like, Don't call me, here's my number.

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[sammiwyatt]

I like your glasses.

[Monztaful]

WHO WAS PHONE?

[1m34b5m78]

slendermans fone number is 8

[GOPLAID]

@1m34b5m78 Nah, that's just his speed dial.

[GalaxyAwesome]

Slenderman is fone?

[Remora720]

and then Slendy ate him.

[JayseWeaver]

I really, really, really, really want to know what this guy's problem is.

[TheOrigamiSwan]

I get this time of phone calls all the time XD

[irishcoyotevideos]

@TheOrigamiSwan wat

[TheOrigamiSwan]

@irishcoyotevideos type* Sorry I speed type and mess up a lot. 

[MissusCommonSense]

your face @ 0:40-0:42

<33

[ohaithere27]

Aw sheet! Slender Man is apparently from the south! AND HE IS STALKING JAY BY PHONE!

[Nomeninja2]

Mayhaps he's Santa?

[Pacorocks411]

@Nomeninja2 a drunk hillbilly Santa, yes.

[Nomeninja2]

@Pacorocks411 Indeed

[triplepogi2009]

TELL HIM YOU'RE THE "OPERATOR"

lmao

[Jambit1987]

hahaha interesting!

[xDeadMisfitsx]

...Dah'm scool kidzz, ya'll bet be deeleten muh numba or imma comat'cha witha dah'm shhotguhn!

[BabyMomomu]

....That's hot. XDDD

[MissHubbertoastxD]

Who's the weird guy with the sexy suit? His white face has been making me thrilled and hot. xD ... Seriously... WHO IS THAT ONE DUDE? It's been annoying me, I just want to rip off his mask. D: ... And your facial expressions are so much funnier than that drunk. :3

[somebodyparr]

I suddenly want this to be my default response to telemarketers. "Awuh ma number dfjhgadsjfhbaiajfbaskjndb-d'le­etd."

[eruption257]

Huh, that's weird. (205)-8 is my number.

[Schnelson]

MOTHE FUCKER YOU ARE J

[TH3CROWDARKANG3L]

@Schnelson lol marble hornets is just a series man..

[xXIBANNANNAIXx]

area code 205, wait what that's my area code.



[zoey769675naruto]

He has drunk as hell

[RockXStarEvan]

I had a similar encounter once. Only it was on chat roulette. I had my guitar out. This is what he had to say.

"Mmmm, play me some cold beer............. that's some good cold beer, mmmhm."

Reminded me of the guy from Slingblade.

[GalaxyAwesome]

This NEEDS to be autotuned.

[Killchrono]

What was Tychus Findlay doing calling your phone?

[Harusama]

LMAO

I love getting messages like that xD

I've only gotten about two texts and voice mails but nothing as hilarious as that.

[JoshTheNESKeck]

you should mess up the audio alot and then put it in a totheark video.

[nofestu2]

slenderman was phone

[DanisaysNYEH]

I gotta be honest: when he first started speaking, I swear it was going to turn into an awkward rant about phone sex. That's just me.

[shtfckdatho]

LOL. love your face at the end.

[mrphenix95]

@ LastZeroLeft

You for got the area code. So actually it's 205-8 hahahaha

[ParanormalBasketCase]

Pfffft! Lol XD

[pgcky1207]

shit, slenderman butt dialed you drunk again

[LastZeroLeft]

His number is 8. Only 8.

[evileyevileye]

LOL I can't stop watching this.

[ryancrules623]

its slenderman!

[teejayandjon]

Only in Alabama.

[MinimunWage]

I be the next time he calls you he's gonna say "Ya dun goofed"

[xTobiix]

You're the funniest goddamned human being

[YouthPilots]

best ever.

[Brendanvio]

I speak two languages: English and bad English.

[HeaveyMeatel1234]

maybe it was slenderman!

[Odieandgarfield]

You kinda look like Colin Greenwood of Radiohead.

[slavesacrifice666]

that has made my day XD

[BSWFL]

I feel like Tiesha should call this man back.

[brenchtoast44]

You called his house at 8am? How fuckin dare you

[ijustreview]

If this guy is having phone troubles, then he should....

...Talk to the Operator.

[CharlottePanicked]

@ijustreview YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[willscomix]

OMG EVERYONE CHECK MARBLEHORNET'S TWITTER PAGE!!

(i use caps lock to get my point across)

[CougarDraven]

To be fair, that does sound like a typical mid-Alabama accent. (205's central AL. Used to live there.)

[AxcelKaru]

My goodness.

[calaphasto]

I think it's that trucker guy from Joy Ride.

[Schmedly27]

ITS SLENDER MAN ZOMG OH TEH NOES!!!!!!

[troyhasacamera]

@PlasticKatanaProd Absolutely

[LastZeroLeft]

8 in the morning, so fucking early.

[Devilmatic]

JUST AN HONEST WORKING MAN TRYING TO LIVE HIS LIFE AND YALL JUST WONT STOP CALLIN HIS PHONE DAGNABBIT

[Ihasnoname7]

Boy, you dont knows what powers your dealing wit haer

[Musicaltyler]

Stop callin' the Operator, Troy. He's giving up his acting career and moving to Florida.

[videolizzard99]

This used to happen to me all the time... except the messages would be in Spanish.

[CatSqrrlGrrl]

Sure has gone downhill for Slendy ...

[bluespartaninc]

lol @ the music notes.

[hanginghomicide]

ahaha, the subtitles. 

[superfunbad]

you have to prankdial this guy. it'll be awesome. find the website for it, youtube won't let me post a link.

[Jazukai]

@superfunbad Yeah it'll be easy, his number is only 205-8

[Slobinitiate]

Clearly this man is your soulmate. Fly to New York and make out with him on the Empire State Building while Rosie O'Donnell eats all your ice cream. The porker.

(Obscure movie reference LAWLZ)

[YellowVelcroSparrow]

@Slobinitiate Sleepless in Seattle is not obscure.. Nothing Tom Hanks did is obscure.

[Pixiesnix]

It's Shadow the Hedgehog.  Apparently he's a redneck.

[Kairos0x]

Your expressions are fuckin' great, Troy. I bet it was Masky, all high on his PEEELZ.

[silverxflamexx]

OMG IT'Z ALEX L0LZ!1!

Really though, call him back and tell him you're Slender Man or something

[DemoniK2694]

I probably would have called him back just to fuck with him

[troyhasacamera]

@DemoniK2694 I considered it. Maybe leave him a similar sounding voice mail.

"Lemme tell YALL summin. You callin mah messages and leavin' them words. I don't give a dahmn wut you think aboutme. I want mah number skjdhhfas akjshdfa d'leetd"

[DemoniK2694]

@troyhasacamera lol, that or say you've actually deleted his number and his phone no longer works or something

[TH3CROWDARKANG3L]

@troyhasacamera ooooh boy thats hilarious.

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

Why.

Why do I think it's a goon.

[msSOMEREASON]

poor guy is being tortured by telemarketers.

help this man.

help him.

[MetalGearSamus]

Try giving him twenty dolla-*shot*

[KnightTemplar108]

@MetalGearSamus

That joke is never going away.

I can't decide if thats good or bad.

[iBeMeNicoleMarie]

dag, you need to stop trollin'

[brenchtoast44]

You got yerself a purty mouff boy!