Funny jokes

[PandazPow]

Crap.

[MrBigmoneyking]

Wack ass shit

[connormccormick123]

I actually have a joke worse than all them put together, visit my channel

[FlyLifeEntt]

this shit not even funny

[DamonSalvatore1804]

so plz rate dont hate that was nice lol

[MrPaulLegge]

I have a VERY funny joke for you, you'll absolutely love this one:

What is Batman's favourite sport?

Batmanton!

[sirmixie15]

Ok so my friend whispered into a girls ear and I said look out he's gonna have a boner! XD.  (not my joke it's from the movie BioDome,I added a few parts.

[halo3masterize]

not to be mean but you should block the micheal jacson jokes because he is dead and making jokes about him isent a good respect of his memory

[gothbabii188]

How fast can you guess these words?

1. BOO_S

2. _ _ NDOM.

3. F_ _ K

4. P_ N _S

5. PU_S_

6. S_X

Answers:1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS5. PULSE 6. SIX.You got all 6 wrong, didn't you?You dirty minded freak!

[DeanBastable]

lol check my jokes, how u get so many views dude? :D

[13victoriarocks]

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[thewhatisupman]

LOL!!!

[rey8169]

i got one

John asks his mum Mum can small girls have babies? mum answered of course not John said to eve we can continue playing or game

[monsta2101]

3 guys are at a bar 1 guy says my wife has a nice ass the 2nd guy says my wife has nice boobs the 3rd guy says i kno from last night

[iblackhawx]

pretty good but i seen better

[306chase]

this aint even funny

[SmurfSalad]

I dont mean to toot my own horn but i have got some pretty funny jokes myself

Just come check out my channel

[auroralavigne12]

heres one

U.S PERSON: HOW DO YOU NAME YOUR KIDS?

ASIAN PERSON: WE JUST THROW A FRYING PAN DOWN THE STAIRS AND NAME THE KID AFTER THE SOUND EXAMPLE

Chong DIng Dong

[MsDumbnoobs]

@auroralavigne12 That's so true :P

[azmichael34]

Heard this one today, Wanna hear a dirty joke? A man played in the mud. A clean joke? A man had a bath with bubbles. Another dirty joke? Bubbles was the guy next door.

[019fgq]

the pea soup thing i from chowder

[Alexsoltes]

look at my funny jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nakatec15]

Oh my fucking GOD! Get over it. It's god.... Not that big of a deal. Ohhh and good jokes;)

[LightBringer1996]

nice :D

[docall999]

A white mother is breastfeeding her child when a black woman walk pass,the child said:mummy!mummy!,i want chocolate flavour!! hehe :)

[MrOreoMonkey]

whats red and smells like blue paint? red paint

[Krazy122496]

lol nice vid... nice jokes.. :)

[puss822]

crapy

[Shoelacez100]

@puss822

I gotta joke!

How do you shut puss822 up?

Shuv a dick in his mouth!

[kratoskillthegods]

@Shoelacez100

HAHAHAHAHAHA that sounds fucking funny

[sukhjeetgrewal07]

that was cool man

make some more

thanks

[dublahblah]

the one about the sqirrel nuts was from south park

[WatEverMan2009]

***Send me a personal message and I will send you the funiest joke ever*****

[lilmizsmile1]

this is soooooooooooooo not funny its just rude

[TheLyricsMan111]

some of them were good others sucked

[emoprincess903]

this realy brightend my day it waz so funny

[mon3yclipproductions]

Jonny worte a letter to santa, asking for a brother, santa replayied send me your mother :D HAHAHAHA

[clojem124]

a woman gave birth so the doctors rushed it out to clean all the blood,the doctor came back kicking and punshing the baby and swinging it around!the woman shouted THATS MY BABY STOP IT

so the doctor said april fools your baby was already dead!!

[liverpoolfc998]

The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, apparently "Terry The Chocolate Orange" is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired.

[HujuwaLezumuji]

I saw this whore in a hardcore clip on - tiny[.]cc/analsex831

[mannnyissexyman]

i dnt get it

[Shinie877]

loved them women jokes haha so true haha

[n1c3r4nge]

not bad...

[mollydasiy7]

Why don't men wear tight underwear?

It cuts off circulation to the brain

[bluekitty65]

your lucky this was before MJ died or else i would be ALL OVER YOUR ASS i dont like MJ very much but no one deserves to be treated that way

[radio517]

Yea but its funny

[MrFredWilliamsTV]

hehe

[gabriel301sparten]

good jokes

[LaDyGhEtOz]

Well dats a minute & 18 sec.s of my life gOne 2 waste ... -_-

[101strike3]

@LaDyGhEtOz thank you for sharing that information wuith us

[1Zizzles1]

gosh i wish people would stop making fun of micheal jackson sure he did some bad stuff in his life but so did brittney and i doen't see any jokes about her! so leave micheal jackson alone! gosh!

[sethroith]

@1Zizzles1 who says gosh

[1Zizzles1]

@sethroith i say gosh cuz i dont like to use the heavenly fathers name in vein.

[CruelMaple]

@1Zizzles1 hahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! your funny

[nickelpwnage]

lolololol xD

[M455D35TRUCT10N]

some of them were actually decent, havn't seen many that good on youtube

[roids99999]

not bad but everyone hates bad puns

[Chweezer]

these are most likely the stupidest jokes ever if you want true comedy come watch out videos at chweezer

[0cameron7]

rofl i love the mj one!

[2amSpecial]

good

(:

[missyjazmin]

i like squrrel joke

[Chaosamongus]

haha, nice. I like the "Stole a bike" line

[MissWinner08]

hate on wat those were all gay is dat all u got

[Jarut195]

yeah dont worry lots of those were funny

[maynardgirl21]

i liked the first one the best xDDD

[symons3569]

these suck.

[canavra]

y is 6 afraid of 7?....because 7 8(ate) 9

=D(only joke i remember)=P

[hm1fanforever98]

i used to never get that till i was in 3rd grade lol!!

[princesssB01]

THEY WERE QUITE GOOD ... WELL DONE :) X

[nanoonat]

500th comment wow just noticed lol

[nanoonat]

ahh great jokes

[zerdman567]

you put for for forgiveness

[ian2468101214161820]

what do you call a piece of shit thats a priest? holy shit

[darlinrabbits129]

your soo stupid for using a copright music

[cedricolly]

retard...i liked the michael jackson 1

[kopli222]

y would u skip a flat rock? i dont get it

[Sonofajuan]

when u throw a flat rock across a body of water it skips..it like bounces off the surface of the water..skip flat rocks and skip flat women with no booty

[mythicman4545]

the joke is how r girls and rocks alike? skip the flat ones. it doesnt mean skip the flat rocks

[mo574]

the big round ones would hurt more

[sweetnotsourjk]

lol this is funny a shit

[1yugioh1]

how bout this?

1)what ya doin?

2)eatin chocolate

1)wher did ya get it?

2)doggy dropped it

1)wheres the doggy?

2)behind the door

1)whats he doin?

2)makin more!

you no what it is right?

[miani8]

@1yugioh1 LOL

[GATITA7165]

jaja loved it

[jrthetucan]

that was hilarious XD

[racenga]

"why did the squirrel swim on its back?

TO KEEP ITS NUTS DRY!LOL

[happybea]

i don't get the dracula one... ¬¬;

[cereal1222]

the dracula one meant coffin/coughin

[Xtremedeadman]

the squrel and michael jackson made me laugh

[kennysferrari456]

lol mad funny

[jewelliniho]

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooood

[Romangrandma98]

not bad

[suckychicken3000]

i like the bike one

[jeffhardy1518]

it was ok

[momdukes623]

cute

[cutie1232222]

Not funny!

[MOGTA0000]

lol

[cyberkid138]

e he he very funny

[heemo21]

i like the one about the squirrl and his nuts(balls)

[alferxxx]

God you people

NUTS you know uhhhhh

PEANUTS

you have wrong minds

still,that part was funny

[conrradooo]

the squirrel one wuz funny lol hahaha!

[TURBOslug004]

lololo rofl

i like the 1 about the squirrel and the nuts...lolol

[robertdonats]

a few goods one, but a few werent funny

[CrazyyChicks20]

wow can u say lame

[Eoin92]

i didnt laff once...or even smile

[7makaveli7westside7]

0:28 to 0:31 HAHAHAHAHAHA really good joke

[songsurfer08]

Wow. Just wow.

[megdabest]

I thought the first joke was a really bad impression of your video!

[jamzii1994]

some are lame but the rest are quite funny =]

[RufferuZy]

are you 5 or 8 ?

[gtastuntman97]

that was not funny!!!

get other jokes!!!

[HardCandyKissez]

I am 16

[HardCandyKissez]

I dont get the first one.. tell me please!

[luckynumber58]

when pinocio lies his nose goes up her vagina

and when he tells the truth it shrinks

so its like he's fucking her

[amber12172]

hey i got a joke.....two bats were flying around for some blood to eat...and the first bat couldn't find any. The second bat came back with a mouth full of blood. The first bat asked him where he got all that blood from. The bat said ok follow me. He led him to a cave. He said you see that wall over there? The first bat said excitedly, yes! yes! The second bat said well, I didn't!

[amber12172]

I loved the jokes they were hilarious!!

hmm....i got a joke...two bats were flying for some blood....one bat gave up and couldn't find any...the other bat came back with his mouth full of blood! The first bat was like where did you get all that blood from?? The second bat said well come follow me and ill show you...he took him to a cave....he said you see that wall over there?? he said excitedly, yes!! The other bat said I didn't!!

=]

[rockband2342]

it SUCKED except the nuts one

[watermelon231]

dude they were all pretty funny...i only found 1 lame

[monkeysalex]

hah i love the first one hilarious!!!!!

[scholsey360]

5/5 awsome m8 check out some of my jokes its good i like ur jokes and thanx u may hav insperd me

[thejokerv2]

Best was at 1:05

[laffingdead]

on the bike one you put two for

[zeplin1992]

ure a religious piece of trash its a joke let it go

[rockontoironmaden]

lol

[kkrrll123]

what is the difference between a priest and a homosexual???

The way they say "ahh men"

What did the paraplegic get for Christmas???

Cancer

[anthonymorales12]

Ha funny..

[yohippiedogs]

urs too. XD

[yohippiedogs]

3 men were in a crashing plane above the ocean, harry jumped out and said fish so he could turn into a fish to swim away, dick jumped and said bird so he could fly away, john was stuck inside and said harry dick wait so he turned into a ...

[SmileItsKoko]

Haha love it.

mileyruleslikeme (4 days ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam woman hater fck u

Miley Cyrus dont rule stop hatin. ii fort it was funny anyway (Y)

[TheLostProphecy92]

these r funny jokes lol

[MiningDemons]

lol the micheal jackson 1 was funny

[TheMacedonianLegend]

i know another M.J one.

"What is similar about santa and Michael Jackson"

They both visit kids and leave with an empty sack

:P

[Clarestovold]

Lol, XD I got one:

What's the difference between Niall Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?

- Niall Armstrong walked on the moon. Micheal Jackson is FUCKING CRAZY!

XD

[ty5009]

Haha good one

[Lil0dude0big0moves]

SKIP THE FLAT ONES LMAO JOKES

[summerr17]

uh i didn't likeit Sorry

plz try funny ones next time

[ryleamac87]

the micheal jacskon one was so funny

[158272]

these were hilarious well most of them

[jokesforfreefromme]

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[hambo12321obmah]

rate dont hate, thats because you know it was shit, and you said 'for' twice in the same joke like 'for for' ergh lmao x

[abrptb]

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[mileyruleslikeme]

woman hater fck u

[chartford0489]

that shit was not funny but the one when it said why do a squirrl swiim on its back in that was not funny below either

[linerider909]

i think the funniest one was rate dont hate hahahah

[johnallen1910]

not bad

[minai07bubblers]

that was fun:)

[apple1231230]

what did 7 say to 9?

wana multiply?

[AdamBConman]

no its why was 6 afraid of 7

cuz 789

[jammy252]

nice bro

[cubyclik39]

shyt wuz kinda funny

[pepperboy002]

lolololololololz

[bbqwertyuiop]

got 2 admit it was kinda funny the girls and rocks was funny and the squirl i liked the fish one lol that mayde me laugh out loud

[povzner94]

ehh it was ok

[jammyhammy999]

funny

[blahcomando]

i steal a bike and prey for forgivness thats originalXD

[thatgirl765]

i like tha squirel one

[stg44rulz]

why did the duck swim in a circle? because he had one leg.

[rohitmehandru]

terrible

[stg44rulz]

yeah i know!

[stg44rulz]

What do cardinal fans and homosexuals have in common?

they like pujols

[gaaraofthedesert008]

0:30 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mgcuse52]

Main why u hatein on MJ hell Moon walk all over ur ass

[shittart583]

gotta admitt i chuckled

[clendons]

i dont get the wife and girlfriend one ??

[blackxcrowdy]

wife is heavier than girlfriend by 45 lbs

[sportyolive]

very nice funny stuff!!

[Rass555]

lol

[MsSaturnine]

OMG the raggedy ann joke is priceless

[liljj20611]

You remind me of fastfood,I want to take you into my car and eat you. =]

[tinyjoker666]

WTF?

[ieuzoMcgod123]

the michael jackson 1 was awesome

[SquareHeadSlacker]

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese!

(Intelligently distasteful)

[trobson31]

THAT SUCKED SHIT