Human Body Shredding Machine in Japan

[itwontcomeout5678]

I WAS HOPING IT SHREDS U UP AND SHITS YOU OUT THE END

[riotpoliec]

Top speed: 2mph. The newer models should have a bigger engine if they want to increase survival rate.

[Belgdor]

you guys wanna see Jap's doin sick shit look up "Unit 731" nice rescue machine btw

[chopin999]

@Belgdor i watched a documentary on unit 731. the nazis look like angels compared to what they did at unit 731

[Belgdor]

@chopin999 well Dr. Mengele did do things on par I wouldn't say anyones better all sick bastards I couldn't imagine being a subject.

[TheNYPDSWAT]

But will it blend?

[wilatemodel]

bet FEMA has 100 of them.

[skiel666]

OMG!! why japanese are training machines to eat people?

O_O

[MrDonneiDarko]

A Mobile Suicide Booth

[schattenfaust]

nom nom nom itadakimassssssu!

[Robots4Sale]

It is not a shredder morons lol it picks up injured on battlefields

[reptiguy1210]

In Tokyo Japan the machine shreds you beat that u soviters

[ThePebo11]

Is it bulletproof?

[MrMagicCreeper]

Wow. And they for some reason couldn't use something like this in the pike river mine?

[cdltpx]

It would make sense to have a human shredder in areas where nuclear contamination is occuring. Removing the flesh from the streets could reduce the occurance of animals that would scavenge for food reducing their contamination and securing the scavengers to work on things we need them to. There is going to be much more contamination if the ground water is indeed contaminated that nation has nothing left they are as good as dead.

[volvo2403]

Dont use that title you Moron!

[sawasawa1011]

Where Have teeth of the shredder? Into the shredder who is a criminal offense. It is there to help people, and is not to kill. If you look at what I once purchased? But I is about EUR 200 million yen

[Smertn1k]

Om nom nom

[hjgfweuryfgwuyegfuyw]

and... this is just the start of what will come next, cookies, meat and stuff made out of these dead corpses, buy it at target!

[NYtassu]

Anyone else heard the cicadas near the end?

[bur2000]

@NYtassu Typical anime sound.. ^^

[YaTuberculosis]

Thumbs up if you searched 'shredding a human body' after watching videos of garbage shredders.

[MrMegaDimka]

ОН СОЖРАЛ ЧЕЛОВЕКА!!!

[FreedomNetworkDotCom]

Did you whiners ever think that the NewsPaperOnline guy just used that title to phuck with your heads? Muahahaha he punked you whiners!!!

[reemstrrr]

fucking bullshit video this a robot is ment for getting injured ppl out of danger zones

like in the range of an sniper or near a bomb

[dakkenly]

It's straight out of soylent green

[5uspended4nimation]

Dr Smith from Lost in Space would put this piece of shit in it's place

[SpitshineSneakers]

This machine is NOT made for rescue. That's exactly what Skynet wants you to think.

[perwiratempur]

cant believe there's still no "OM NOM NOM NOM" jokes yet

[TheChoujinVirus]

this is an actually made for rescue. If someone claims that it's a corpse shredding machine are utter morons that should stop listening to Alex Jones' Technobabble

[Madoushi90]

C'mon people, these are obviously for zombie apocalypse cleanup.

[withoutremorse]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

[davetileguy]

I t obviously uses dead humans for energy,MIT is building a simular machine to be used after 2012 when fuel recorces are scarce,there will be lottery's to choose live people if there arent enough dead,the machines seem to like black people better although no one knows why,Will I dream when I sleep Dave?

[cjg2801]

Ahh that reminds me of my dream when that machine shreaded up everyone!!!!!!

[snakekatie2]

i can hear cicadas at the end o.o random higurashi joke

[zemixis]

Hey its WALL-E!

[EMS8643]

Wall-E? Nope, it's his big brother.

Actually, I think it is some kind of remote wire controlled rescue robot, and the dangerous environment might just be where the gunman is still spraying the streets at anyone attempting a rescue of those already shot.

[CelCakes]

NM. Just read the rest of the comments. Looks like another guy beat me to my explaination :)

[CelCakes]

LOL Morons.

The machine is designed to extract disaster victims from areas too hazardous for human rescue workers. The robot uses pincer-like hands to lift victims onto a built-in conveyor belt that pulls them inside until they reach safety.

[alkafx]

this would be a hotseller to mafias

[TechSmack]

Fake

[zeus999999999]

Well, it would be useful for when the zombies come, with all those bodies.

[VMFA115Starloric]

This is my apocolypse.

[lacusclyne16]

Dumdasses this doesnt eat people its is use for ht efire .... it si use to help people in a fire ....

[jackierodarte58]

OMG! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[vetttech1999]

will it burp after it eats someone? uuurrrrp!  lol

[HondaCRF150Rider]

HOLY SHIT!! WALL-E HAS GONE MAD!!!

[dudeSTolemYCOol]

TRANSFOMERSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[urbantape]

OMG !!! WE ALL GONNA DIE !!!

[JDMAero]

SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

[user13467]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

The other soylent colours are soya, much like most of our mass produced food.

Soya makes people gay.

[purgarus]

It should make a "NOM" noise when it devours humans :)

[Japancreatedtheworld]

何でも外国に見せちゃマズイよ〜

[reader34]

Lol thats some funny shit!

[th3raz0r]

You guys are idiots. That's a Japanese rescue robot. It pick up an injured body for transportation to the hospital. If you actually look, both side of the robot are completely open, it's more like a tunnel.

[mpgarate]

SWINEE FLOOOO

[tattoomike1968]

i think the tec behind this could easaly be used for evil if they needed to get rid of millions of dead bodys

[vectoriz3d]

I dont think the title is real. It is probably just a robot to help carrying the wounded to the hospital or something

[yarnchik]

You can hear cicadas at the end.

[piranha711]

because telling your country that there is a crazed biological monster killing people is too hard, they instead invent a robot to get rid of any evidence supporting that claim.

[blueboi05]

MMMMM numnumnumnumnum...mmm yummy

[danielrehn81]

Human Body Shredding Machine?

Funny, I thought it was a remote controlled robot used to extract wounded from dangerous environments.

But I could be wrong.. It could be a shredder too...

[Dan4157]

I'm going to buy one of these and move to Miami...

Bauer better watch himself.

[Richthegamer99]

maby it was i bad idea to fill in our bomb shleaterss back in the 80's and 90's

[PowerSports420]

Come to america, we got plenty of em!!!

[Richthegamer99]

i live in america

[9886635574]

Its just an ambulance of some kind! Good Lord..

[Clarence11111]

this is for clean up the place after nuclear attack lol

[Madblaster89]

did we learn nothing from terminator.

[pavel89l]

ComputerTV tech update ep. 69

[RgSchmitt]

that's just creepy...why would anyone want to shred a human's body anyway?

[TnT3Ds]

You mean you don't do that already? Its a weekend task...very frustrating.

[3Dinvent]

it's not eating/shredding the body dumb asses...its just picks up the body and carries it to safety...

[CockerTech]

So we are creating our own extermination!

[Nnemicvids]

lol, that was freaky

[horsesflu]

GURO MACHINE.

Also, I'm assuming since it's Japanese, there are rape tentacles inside.

[AmberwiseTheWise]

The american one, of course, would be built to handle 40 stone people....

[3erteen]

cause america is the only country with fat-asses i guess.

[CinemaGaming]

its a rescue drone lmao

[DrQxx]

I have one of these but instead of saving your life it CRUSH YOUR BODY and turns you into POLISH SAUSAGES hahahahahahahaha(evil laugh)HAHAHAHAHAhahahahah

[itchywitchy]

That might work for Japanese people but they would need a much bigger hole for fat boys like me...

[SAGEBOT500]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

[alexmac999]

TRUST THE YAPS

[qwertyman129]

It's Wall-E!

[Vanderoze]

Lol!

[GuyFaux2007]

or.... is this the machine Obama is going to use to dispose of all the old people with his health care plan?

I'm sure the GOP is working on the talking point now. Idjits...

[XYChromosome]

I believe in universal health care.

[GuyFaux2007]

Although it may look like a nefarious machine with a taste for human flesh, this robot is actually here to help.

Operated by the Tokyo Fire Department (TFD), the machine is designed to extract disaster victims from areas too hazardous for human rescue workers. The robot uses pincer-like hands to lift victims onto a built-in conveyor belt that pulls them inside until they reach safety.

[guthywoodry]

@GuyFaux2007

Don't believe anything governments tell you ! -No one who ever was sucked into one of those Satanic contraptions was ever seen again.

Simply, human beings go in, only red mush comes out. -Looking like dollops of pizza.

The Pan-Global New World Order Govt. has amassed fleets of these Demon Machines to render Mankind mincemeat.

[TheChoujinVirus]

@GuyFaux2007

so more like a robotic strecher

[Donnervogel]

portable soylent green generator ;)

[reject2007]

C.D.R.S....Crash Dummy Retrieval System.

[magikmaker]

shred? or maybe retrieve from an accident...

[MediaStops]

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[GreenSheetOnline]

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