Mass Effect scene, love triangle

[S1deshowRobP5]

Wow. Kaidan was actually cool headed and reasonable

Fucking racist Ashley

[Railware]

I feel like male shepards should get to have a relationship with garrus, just like fem sheps get Liara. I mean, when have you EVER seen a female turian?

[KulakxFilms]

sure im a guy, but i chose kaiden over ash cause kaidens kooler, plus hes a little bit of kotor... no homo

[ummhmmlies]

Kaidans confused... .hehehe

[DogPersonThing1]

kaiden is tthe dumbest guy ever. i would have agreed to them both. mmm...

[LittleGreenChemist]

Damn right, it's a comm room! Joker must laughed his ass off

[AnonWithFro]

FUCK YEAR, KAIDEN'S UP IN HERE

[sherlika]

Nobody wants Wrex? He needs to breed!

[M13Roe]

@sherlika Dino Lovin.... :\

[Themastercode1235]

@sherlika Wrex is one sexy motherfucker. Him and Liara should get it on.

[GoDjayXX]

OMFG!!!!! why did u go with kaidan liara is the best>

[DaniEsteiro]

cant you have a threesome in this game?

[taka3000000o]

Can't i have both?

[CircusofPython]

0:30 - 0:34 - Best game advice. Kaiden knows women.

[MrRhysReviews]

@CircusofPython DAMN STRAIGHT, Kaiden IS DA MAN

[avatarhalo3]

dudew that guys viove is carth from star wars ols ewbiplic

[penton778]

This happens after virmire.

[StormrageXD]

@penton778 It can happen after any major mission provided you've talked enough with the both of them. I got it after Feros.

[dAnNiLeRrD]

How do you do that?! I ust wanna find out so ya know, it's not fake xD

[deaderdeadbpu]

@dAnNiLeRrD you have to romantically chat them both up, and eventually things will come to a head after one of the main missions... I can't remember which one off the top of my head though.

[KevinLuhrs]

0:39

There should have been a Option to say "Everyone is special on this ship"

/yell I'M NEXT!!!!

[GeoTexans]

you should've asked for both... love triangle turns into double girl threesome, wammo!

[MsExplosiveSocks]

Pfft ditch them both. GO FIND GARRUS!

[13past9]

@MsExplosiveSocks In Mass Effect 2, on one of my play throughs, female Shepard got together with Garrus.

[MsExplosiveSocks]

@13past9 Same :P He's the best xD

[Cannonsilencer]

@MsExplosiveSocks Or Wrex. Lol.

[omfgARISTO]

Drama queen.

[Forrest569]

1:10

"I never meant for you to get hurt...

but the prize."

[deaconkris]

@Forrest569

LOL

[poisonmushrom]

kaiden she's bisexual the fuck are you complaining about.

[DavidToddSchiesler]

@poisonmushrom what guy wouldnt want a threesome with an alien and a human ?

[deaconkris]

@poisonmushrom

He's too busy being emo to notice the upside of things

[Alieneater1239]

it would be a bit awkward having to choose between a dude with serious feelings and incapability to resolve things violently, and a hot blue alien chick that is very polite and calm. wait... im a guy. this shouldn't be too difficult a choice |:D

[animakerdrag]

I TAKE BOTH

[ThePaladinGirl]

I think this is the first time that I've seen Kaidan's expression as pissed off, rather than stoic, even during the re-meet in ME2.

[wimpous]

Only one gender ?

Just imagine ... an alien race full of bi-sexual women !!! FUCK YEAH !!! O__O

[A117masseffect]

@wimpous Hell yeah!

[killthenerd5]

how the fuck does any one reproduce in space

[rik222222]

wait even kaiden gives up a trio with shep. and liara .......DUDE HELOOOOOO!

[chexswipa]

Which planet im goin there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DETH19952]

@chexswipa Illum dude its the asari homeworld, you ge to meet lots of asari

[JayIceColdD]

I kinda wish they didn't make Ashley such a b*t@# during this convo.

In the male version that is. She just keeps going on about how Liara is an alien and why "interspecies" love is messed-up.

[725halo]

I HAve A female character in both games i did it with liara in the first game.

She Kept saying lesbian stuff to me, and I was like OH SHIT!!! and i was lesbian back.

and in ME2, they make out. I was like: OH SHIT!!!!!

and in ME2 you can do it with kelly. I talked with her after I recruited grunt, And she said " im afraid of him" and I said "Dont worry, I wont let him touch you."

And She said " if there is any touching going on, I want you to be involved"

once again, I was like "OH SHIT!!!!"

[Deathtollpictures]

LOl greatest comment ever.......

[scottslaughter1]

0:18 hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

kaidens the shit.

[A117masseffect]

@scottslaughter1 Till i left his useless bitch ass on Vermire!

[GhettoSupastar]

LOL WHAT A BIGGIDY BITCH!

[Dustehue928]

what happends if your male and choose Ash?

[juhlinator]

only one word: FRAPS!

[4mute7]

is it me or is this game all about sleeping with all the characters?

[McFlanker]

@4mute7

No this game is all about sleeping with all the characters AND saving the universe.

[XxStonedKillerxX]

Yeah, i do i mean whats wrong with it, doesnt everybody need love?? like John Lennon said "All you need is love"

[Gamelover9966]

Well, i don't need love :P

I think it's better to be feared then loved. If you are loved then people will know your weakness. They would take the one you love to hostage, and you would need to give yourself up for her/him.

When feared.. They think like this " No one loves him" you don't have a weakness. That they could use. Well you have a weakness. but no one knows it :P

[IAMMARSHY]

You don't need love, just a promiscuous blue alien woman..........my girlfriend actually said that to me when she saw me play this game.......lol!

[XxStonedKillerxX]

You know what would be awesome?

a Mass Effect movie

BTW why isnt Wrex in any of this action??

[Tonaih33]

dude. do ya really want to have sex with wrex or garrus? no seriously...

[16deadpool]

You know what would suck major balls? A mass effect movie.

[Gamelover9966]

This will be shocking... But. HE IS GAY!

Just kidding :P

[NioYagami]

1:40 ... No, Kai, I dont think so. Because you had an Asari and a Hoo-man Woman right there. I'D be opting for the big ol mug of hot coffee...

Damn idiot.

[635574]

@Hakidia: right. and what if male shep had sex with ashley and liara?(my character anly did liara)

[BluDrgn426]

lol, Kaiden's triangle conversation is a lot more funnier than Ashley's

[glados124]

Why didnt Kaiden go for a 3some? fuckin blew it

[firestormcomputers]

Lulz!

[Hakidia]

kaiden is as dull as rock :/ AND grow a dick kaiden you have a chance for a threesome here D:<

[Bidmartinlo]

That would be weird, in real life. :|

[dragonclam1]

lol she has to go take care of something...

and in reality, if you chose can i have you both, any guy would say FUCK YES LETS GET IT ON MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its quite simple to resolve. am i god dam rite!

[bratanini]

Negard is online lol

[NigerianSeafood]

i'd like to see what happens when you suggest a threesome to kaidan, i mean, the guy would have to be reaaally fucking dumb to refuse

[IncognitoPanda]

It is carth.

[esqueletto1994]

tell me, doesnt kaiden sound like carth from KOTOR, but like way less interesting ;P

[BigBlue1101]

That would be because they're both voiced by the same actor, Rapheal Sbarge.

[HeihachiIsGod]

Same Guy.

[TackyNames]

@esqueletto1994

They're the same voice actors.

[FromyColdeadHands]

Where is the option for those pink things with tentacles?

[WarpTenth]

You, FromyColdeadHands, sir, win the internet for today.

[FromyColdeadHands]

@WarpTenth

Thanks, those things would be weird, but oddly irresistible. They seem they would make some very good commentary for the scene.

[SuckerGamer]

wait... only one gender?...

PLANET OF THE BABES!?

[ccseries]

Yeah, the Asari are an all-female race which can switch to mono-gendered to ALWAYS be the mother, and ALWAYS be a male when confronted by a woman.

It's a really weird case of parthenogenesis.

[MrEastcoastkid]

thats is wierd. i actually didnt even notice it but now that i think about it they all are female.

[RandomDota]

AHAHAh HELL YEAH

[Mynameisnotooo]

@SuckerGamer Yes.

[BeyondLame]

@SuckerGamer

ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE BABES

[wimpous]

@BeyondLame

If you try to escapce from the planet of babes, I have some bad news for you ... ; D

[Danny77uk]

@SuckerGamer EVERYONE likes the Asari.

[halomanalden]

@SuckerGamer Correction: PLANET OF THE BLUE BABES

[SuckerGamer]

@halomanalden  the very HOT blu babes

[PrivetCyan]

@SuckerGamer they can grow dicks

[SuckerGamer]

@PrivetCyan but they dont have to, so its STILL a WIN

[TheByQQ]

@SuckerGamer Yup

[dtx30]

Have anyone gotten the scene wir

The asari consort yet? It cool, I think u gotta have bothe charms filled.

[toomuchwhiskey]

bloody funny thanks x

[gamergeek]

lol Kaiden's comments were pretty hilarious

[tryingdieing]

There is only one way to sort out this love triangle.... threesome XD.

[trsdellis]

hey wat about wrex :P

[FissionMailed21]

WHERE'S THE OPTION FOR GARRUS, DAMN IT! 

Fuck Kaidan and Liara, gimme some turian action!

[ChromeBallz]

Play Mass Effect 2 :)

[FissionMailed21]

I did.  And I rejoiced.

[Kunoichi360]

Question: Is this before or after Captain Anderson punches Ambassador Udina in the face?

[xxDarkAwpxx]

I've only made my characters be with Ashley or Liara. Screw Kaidan, I always leave him on that planet blowing up.

[vxSMOKEYxv]

join the club lol. Ashley, im coming baby! Kaiden, Your expendable...............

[Simpig25]

Wheres the choice for fucking the 6 party members all at once.

[CashClock]

Especially Wrex...what the fuck is wrong with me?!

[bbcharley1]

if you pick Liara, the game bugs, and Liara says "is she gonna be alright" then w/e answer you give sheppard says "Yeah ashley be ok!! lmao even though is kaiden

[xXAkridXx]

I'd fuck the whole cast of Mass Effect even Saren.

[Myles913]

haha grose!!!!

[ezio8644]

man! i would love to ve a threesome with ashley nd liara...

[mrplayer511]

ashley is hot but i'd choose liara first to bad ya can't have both of the girls

[battelman97]

Liara is ugly i wish they made her look better liek the other ones of her species

[ShadowSoldior]

Yeah, the one the Thorian had captures was hella hotter.

[battelman97]

yeah i liked her

[Mikey234432]

you can have lesbian sex in this game?

I AM CONFUSED

although I remember that the blue chicks dont have a male in their spiece (wonder how sex party looks like in this case).

[TheCryoScales]

Liara doesn't have a gender. So it's not technically lesbian sex.

[Mikey234432]

but still she looks like a woman, she acts like a woman, she tallks lika a woman...

if she is not a woman... I wouldnt stand if such sppiece was a girl with balls and dick :D

[TheCryoScales]

True she does look and act like a Woman. But those are only the mannerisms and appearance her species evolved. Ingame that is. As her species is able to reproduce with anything of any gender. As they reproduce mentally instead of physically. So having sex is just to pleasure the other person.

I think Liara was a reference to the alien chicks from Star Trek. Everyone was thinking Kirk was having hot alien sex with nude green girls behind the camera. Most of them with personalities like Liara

[Mikey234432]

ok stop!

she is a girl! if you think not you are gay... COME ON? who on earth would say that she isnt if didnt know her spiece?

[TheCryoScales]

How does me thinking of her not a girl make me gay exactly? It makes you sound like a fucking idiot who doesn't even know what gay is. Gay is being attracted to guys. Yet all I am saying here is that she isn't technically a chick since the ingame species is monogendered. I haven't even said shit about guys.

Fuck read a book or something. This is all in technicalities

[Mikey234432]

technically she isnt but practically SHE IS!!!

[ShadowSoldior]

Not "Lesbian Sex" persay, the Asari are like mono-sex, but they can change their make-up or something to mate with any species.

[Mikey234432]

I know but she still looks like a girl... so?

[killimoto]

She can give you sex, IN YOUR MIND!!!!! :O AND PHYSICAL!!!! How awesome is that? :D

[Omgsome1just]

bah! it was just pure laziness that they forgot to make sex to another creature!

[Omgsome1just]

lol im jking, that would be waay too graphic and complicated to make before the due date

[ShadowSoldior]

At least Kaiden isn't a racist bitch like Ashley, it was an easy choice with Man-Shepard, "Hmm, Sexy Blue alien babe who can spawn a little mini-blue alien shepard that will live for a thousand years...or the racist twat-waffle who does nothing but throw a temper like a 13 year old...MINI-ME Super Alien FTW!"

[CCDDR]

I can't get Liara to fuck me, graaah! Makes me so mad.

[killimoto]

Lol /agree, spent the entire game talking to Liara, didnt talk to Ashly at all, but she came in for the sex... Not Liara... WTF? D:

[vxSMOKEYxv]

She's a tease

[97spartan]

that sounded so funny when kaiden thought sheperd was a lez

[shizznah]

how do you get the love triangle scene?

[TheEpicProportions]

YOU KILLED ASH!!!! AND YOU GOT RID OF LIARA... WTF!!! Oh well not my choise.

[jtgtjtgt]

This game has 6 possible interactions kaiden shepard /, ashly shepard ,/ liara shepard /, love triangle ashly kaiden /, love triangle liara ashley/ , Getting rejected by 2 people or love triangle kaiden liara

[COMMYCABOOSE]

Like my great grand-pa use to say, "when a blue chick from outer space offers sex, TAKE IT!"

[DETH19952]

@COMMYCABOOSE hell ya i second that notion

[Blaze026]

@COMMYCABOOSE hahahahahahaha LOVE IT!!!

[crust207]

damn...hes alot more relaxed about the situation than ash

[0Jakers07]

well ash is a bitch!

[crust207]

lol

[liam12360]

0:56 I can dance all day, I can dance all day!!

[ilest]

ahhh yes yes

[happynobody]

holy shit, there is a man version of this thing. I chose the other human girl playing as a male Shepard, but Liara seems like a hot choice too. Anyone else had buggy cut scenes with Liara in the ship that prevented you from talking to her?

[unholyd]

Dude, I hate that guy...I allways let him die...Can't stand him...:)

[thomas007]

i think he's pretty cool, i always keep him on my away missions.

[yuyunarutoballz27]

Yea me too always let him die Ashly ALL THE WAY at least shes not boring and has personality

[AliceRaving]

All I hear out of her mouth is. "Aliens are bad this...aliens are bad that."

[EmporerMacio]

SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN LIARA

[vgnprime]

when does this happen

[ddamager]

why cant i have wrex...

[hakka91]

lol

[TifaLockheart1234]

I feel your pain...

[ddamager]

thank you that means allot :'(

[thomas007]

wrex and female shepard... that'd be so awkward.

[SSKMM]

LOL

[SourSkittles04]

he sounds like Karth fro Star wars

[ShoopDaWhoopGuy01]

kaidens voice actor did carths voice too

[Fish880]

same company that made KOTOR. They must have liked his performance as Carth so they brought him back for Kaiden

[Shiverleaf]

similar thing with oblivion and fallout 3, a few voice actors from oblivion can be heard in fallout 3

[joelfwilson]

lol nice try. I can picture all 3 of them fooling around and then your 3 bosses pop up on screen in the middle of it to discuss a mission

[joelfwilson]

lol nice try. I can picture all 3 of them fooling around and then the your 3 bosses pop up on screen in the middle of it to discuss a mission. lol

[padawanmage71]

Can you post an alternate version where she picks Liara?

[13past9]

You have to talk to both of them each time you do something major in the storyline and make sure you get the Asari first, before the other missions. There's an option to ask if you can have both...I want to try that one next time I play it.

[ALBERTWESKERZERO]

lol i tryed ... i failed :(

[bartscabs]

how did you get this