1000 ways to die # 553

[TheDHOBZ]

Title says it all

[MrShawnald22]

fake!!! notice when the chick walks by and the cop car doo is open? when the chick is gone, its closed! why would a hooker close a cop car door for him?

[XeanoProductions]

@MrShawnald22 Do you not realize that this is a reenactment? This video is not the real thing. You might want to delete your comment to keep yourself from looking dumb

[malaysionful1]

i wonder how he pepper sprays imself

[dragonball4ever2009]

Holy shit, it's Ashley Tisdale!

[mendownt]

1000 die way fake not real everyone no believe!!!!!!!!!

[YoungBrave2006]

At least do a decent upload, not filming your fucking TV screen. You suck.

[Infamousx99x]

@MessageWarning I recommend you get help ASAP...

[TheZombieSasquatch]

I FUCKING HATE COPS

[YoungBrave2006]

@TheZombieSasquatch Me too.

[TheSmithForLife]

Filmed with a potatoe

[Szkic15]

OMG

[lollypop2ful]

the quality wasent bad

[bbeejoy1]

uuuuhhh-ahhhhh uhhhhhh-ahhhhhh-ahhhh! lol

[RapMusicSucks1000]

i would've just put it under the seat or something lol

[MrBlackshotNoob]

Why did I hide it. I still dont get it

[moneybag329]

can i get likes for no reason?



[sakanade12]

@moneybag329 No ;)

[TheFinestMen]

@moneybag329 yeah you can!

[elvigtsen540]

@moneybag329 Offcourse you can ;)

[liltext95]

my ass



[JOSEROMAN94]

cheeeeeeeeeeep

[Misis0martini]

I would fuckin throw it in the back not up my frickin ass what an idiot

[mrsdiamondchick]

bahahahahahahahha he ass hurt like fuck officer jones wonderin wats wrong

[911middleman]

Ouch that's gotta sting like fuck

[1s86]

That's horrible. But he's an idiot.

[sinfullynaive1004]

hey thats my uncle hhe is aive so dont spaam

[KITTYCATCUTE100]

if someone killed some1 they run away that guy died so the cop ran away

[Foreverinvain]

Wow..

[MrPatranthony]

i saw this on tv

[themusicmaker12345]

hes such an...ass

[geoirgina244]

Inside His BumHole... Nice Wording..

[arceus3334]

...

[AG1042]

MAN I WISH I COULD JUST BLOCK PEOPLE SO I WONT SEE THERE UPLOADED VIDEO

[dragonguardianqueen]

Out of all the places he could think of putting the pepper spray in,he chose his butthole? ....I have literally no words for that.

[lilhalfback]

Why are a lot of these sexual????

[buddy39914]

@lilhalfback they're not sexual, a lot of these are from stupid people

[SmackTheLights]

@lilhalfback cause alot of people do fucked up things .. usually sexually related

[JOBGG16]

@lilhalfback i don't see how you can see putting up pepper spray up you ahole as something sexual, but live depraved fetisches and let depraved fetisches live :P

[Naruto40883]

Fuvk the must have hurt like hell

[tetoawsome]

The chick left like noting happend lol

[TheJake0011]

why couldnt he give the peper spray to the chick

[adrn97]

@TheJake0011 she didnt want it

[TheJake0011]

@adrn97 oh i feel dumb now

[KataangFan14]

@TheJake0011 he did try to she wouldnt take it

[TheJake0011]

@KataangFan14 yeah realized that

[KataangFan14]

@KataangFan14 He tried to give her the spray but she said no.

[digitalkaos1]

EWW



[RsPro911]

dam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[mando1996]

haha  the cop ran away with the car!

[sebekmakaron]

lubie to oglądać

[DeathSock100]

Omg I think its funny because his buthole is burning like when you eat hot cheetos and then take a shit, it burns like **** and that lady looks like Ke$ha mixed with Britney Spears all buzzed out.

[Parisryan00]

Omg is that girl Ke$ha? Lol

[habbobeyond]

@Parisryan00 ew she doesn't have a nose that big

[SniperStorm7]

why do all of these have to do with sex?

[97Havoc]

@SniperStorm7 its spike

[SniperStorm7]

@97Havoc not everything on spike is sex

[deadmoney49]

It's quite disturbing how this show makes light of death with their side comments...

But I'm addicted to these videos! their endlessly interesting :0

[scarfaceandrew]

why didnt he just shove it in the other way around so the spray would face outside instead of his ass?

[ylguehtthguackcirtap]

how was that the first place he could think of?no common sense.there were much safer places to hide that pepper spray.

[magriff01]

Huh

[CynicalTeaseSquid]

You know it's a good segment when the first thing you see is some guy with his pants around his ankles.

[royalassassin2010]

Respond to this video...  "Attempt to experience what it'd be like to feed a crocodile barehand at the zoo." Worst case scenario, you lose your life / a limb, best, If you only lose an arm / a limb, you'll get a robotic one...

[310richard]

That wouldnt have killed a mexican we are too used to hot pepers in our systems lol

[6mustangboy]

as cornholio allway's say's, lol bung hole!

[theedenpapi]

he was raped by the car...

[royalsteven]

Now I know what kind of explosive effect my girl feels when I am in her cave everynight -__-

[shrunkencalo]

Fuck that

[JessieJTV]

The whole shoe is just a cheap Final Destination knock-off

[sillycat45]

What the fuck?

[TheBetito12345]

hahaha

[UKRAINERULES253]

BUTTPLUGGED!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!LO­LAMFOROFL

[TheBlayzinAsian420]

Moral of the story? Cops kill.

[Wickedman8]

@TheBlayzinAsian420 It was sooo not the cops fault!

[PlatniumCinemaz]

Imagine the guy that had to do the autopsy. Poor guy.

[steveothesecond12]

Stupid but funny

[skordijhl]

i wonder what the guy acting this out was thinking

[music4ismylife8]

LOL

[359lillian]

Such a shame,There will be no tp for his bunghole.

[Daggerspine107]

@359lillian YES.

[lucho93062]

sorry i didn't understand it very well, why did he have to hide the pepper spray?

[NinjutsuNinjaQueen]

@lucho93062 because pepper spray counts as a weapon, and having a weapon was against his parole

[MyKay55]

u got dat right

[SteamMonkey115]

Remake with better quality and BAM you got a subsriber!

[kimmie131195]

2:10 fucking hilarious !

[mrg1208]

I like how the cops like creeps back to his car and is like "imma get the fuck outa here!!!!"

[ickstudiosteve]

dude if that hurts on your face, think how it hurts up your...

[PabloEmiliosh]

@ickstudiosteve gahhh dude do not talk about that please

[YouGotItDude100]

Hey everyone, Watch my vid i Just Uploaded 1,000 ways to die! i made it up its just a vid i got while i was recording a night with friends and One of my bigger friends though it woudl be funny to jump on me and lacey.. uhh not goood. Plz check it out ( :

[TeamMeep818]

how about sorry for the crappy spelling

[frisko129]

lol to death office

[dwhiteguy1]

So the cop drives away after

[grandchasenub23]

People now you know what happens to the eyes when pepper spray gets it...you should learn your lesson now :D

[ey87rv]

why couldn't he had threw it out the window or hid it under the seat! Idiot!

[xXXdimixx]

Pepper spray-Burnout in the ass death who's gonna buy that

[LOLWOT246]

I felt sick after I watched this haha

[MrAllstar689]

How do u like dem apples? I LIKE APPLES! BUT THESE APPLES TASTE (and feel) TERRIBLE!!!

[xXXdimixx]

He died?

[LOLWOT246]

@xXXdimixx

lol, yes

[surfinxbaybee]

i bet that burned

[kingivanthe3rd]

oooh! peper spray i love- no! i hate peper spray! no!

[Thewickedjunglist]

Oh shiiiitt....

[renenine]

1 word ... OUCH xd

[killahking8]

who sticks thingz up there butt?

[Lupo059]

@killahking8 me bitch

[badmotorhead]

a three minute video takes 40 minutes to upload on new computer

what the fuck

[rolficus]

raging can of pepper spray

[fastnsexy]

i would have lol'd if i was the cop

[patrickc1193]

"If that's your wife then I'm the emperor of China."

[accel103]

he sounded like cj from gta sandreas screaming at 1:57-2:01

[mtsacricky09]

ROFL!! Wuta hillarious way 2 died haha funny but sad

[nabuzasan]

@mtsacricky09 no it's not sad at all. not in the slightest bit.

[brittanybest100]

ewww i cant imagine that!!

[Zisaar]

did u record with ur microwave?

[Kazesai]

you know you can lock those kind of things right?

[YoDeimos]

THANK YOU FOR DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[badmotorhead]

ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the many inspirations for the song "American Idiot"

[coqui333]

THE NAME SHOULD BE ....... " 1000 STUPID WAYS TO DIE "

[POC777]

Why in the world will this guy shove pepper spray where the sun don't shine?

[o0portal0o]

@POC777 I have no idea! People shove stuff where they shouldn't all the time. I mean how is that a enjoyable experience?! Hmmm I spose if you are working at a hospital...there would be a few laughs thats for sure.

[ThaisBlackXboxLive]

Why didn't he poop it out? -.-

[WillHouser1]

kids.. this tells you NEVER shove pepper spray up your ass.... shove it up your dick.

[xxXsouthparkfreakxxX]

how come practically every episode they have to include a whore?

[hiheho11233]

@xxXsouthparkfreakxxX

Cuz whores are very deadly

[fahrenheitlover12]

he put that shit in his ass? wtf.... moron..

[WizardOfHumor1989]

Lol he died from a severe case of hemorrhoids.

[Crin9]

Lol he failed

[xXurbnXx]

girl just walkes away

[xXurbnXx]

the cop used his ninja moves and slammed that guy in his place

[jasonlevin8]

lmao dude said bunghole

[honeybun33]

i didnt understand what the cop said when the guy said he was talking w/ his wife

[12penn2]

Hahaha so stupid

[ryanmshepard92]

He would have had dicks up his ass in prison anyways.

[iamhungey12345]

Now he probably wished he took it in the prison instead.

[queendiva36]

pants on the ground pants on the ground... looking like a fool with your pants on the ground... THE SECOND REMIXS!! LOL

[PlagedSoul]

ouch..

[hassannawaz1445]

'Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.

'with the spray in yo ass, hat turned straight.............'

LOL

[Khiladijai]

@hassannawaz1445 Bwahahaha damn you hahaha that made me laugh so hard.

[TGG18S]

these doctors must get a good laugh

[supergal911]

that is what is he gets. he should of thrown it in the back.

[yourmother438]

:-O man that got to heart

[floridaman2000]

thats what i call TAKING IT UP THE ASS ROFL LMFFAO

[Kristanni20X6]

PANTS ON THE GROUND

PANTS ON THE GROUND

LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND

[honeybun33]

@Kristanni20X6 LOL!! !

[NinjutsuNinjaQueen]

@Kristanni20X6 swiftkaratechop 4 da win!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Exzadara615]

@plipcandieplip because police search your car you dumbass.

[localSickened]

what would come do in the butt hole?????

[crazyBoOy1000]

hahaha that´s are a idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soppp12]

To everybody who wonders why youll get in trouble with pepper spray, the guy clearly stated it was a parol violation so obviously he was on parol, And yes it is a parol violation, he can be arrested for having said spray.

[mmshortfuse]

Up ure bunghole need tp?

[MrRootbeer1924]

see it

[plipcandieplip]

FINE IF U WONT TAKE THE PEPPER SPRAY THEN ILL SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!

why not just put it in the back seat or the glove compartment?

[TiffyJake]

@plipcandieplip Some people want to be more creative

[gunblazingmutant]

@plipcandieplip The cop isn't scared to stick his fingers in the glove compartment or the back seat now I don't think he wants to frisk up your ass for pepper spray.

[TheSamHuman]

@plipcandieplip Cause they'll check the car

[plipcandieplip]

@TheSamHuman

well i dont see how the police officer could get him in trouble for having pepper spray. i mean its not illegal to have it.

[TheSamHuman]

@plipcandieplip Cause he was probably caught abusing the privlage of having one and had it taken away. And since he's on parol, he'll get arrested if he's caught with it.

[plipcandieplip]

@TheSamHuman

hmmm very good point there.but when the cop saw the girl and him with hi spants down i think that the two would be im main priority compaired to some pepper spray found in the car. :/

[JuggaletteBaby24]

@plipcandieplip besides a cavity search they may search his car but yes that wouldve been smarter....

[vallev99]

@plipcandieplip he was an ex con so he probably was in prison. the prison mentality stays in their head and that is what they would do in prison.

[XxBlackT3arsxX]

Ouch.

[rpsyco]

Why would he get in trouble for having pepper spray???

[elpachuco6849]

360

[elpachuco6849]

6+29

[hoosie10101]

Okay, So your hooker just gave you pepper spray... Why.....

[iluvspongebob1234]

He rubbed his butt on the ground like a dog!

[roadofbennett]

Pow Right In The Kisser !

[pgy002]

I HOPE that cop is charged with something seeing as how it's partially his fault, he should NOT have shoved the man like that, all the man did was yell at him, that's no cause to get physcial with him or put his hands on him.

[SWATAIR]

Thumbs up if you think she was hot.

[SparrowTheRapter2]

That's illegal.

[Harlequin404]

inside his 'bunghole' LOL

[stur8up]

I think in prison they mostly hide the 'salami' in there.

He shoved it up his rear end because he was in prison before. Thats the way they hide things when they are in ther