go down 9 miles south and there will be a guy in a yellow poncho. his name is hank. youve got 10 minutes to get there. or we will TAKE YOUR FOOD. lol HILARIOUS! nice work ocok =)
HaHaHa...i dont care what any1 says Dane Cook is my favorite. He is so damn funny. Therefore i want to thank my friend Katie for telling me bout Dane Cook cause now he is my favorite.
dude cherry you 6 years old? lol you'll get it in about another 6 years........you know what you shouldent every get it since you dont deserve to get it haha!
That whole entire routine was stolen by Cook. It was originally done by Jake Davis WORD FOR WORD at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco in 1996. Dane steals 100% of his "material" and can hardly be called an entertainer.
ummsump ummm pickles all my pickles and cheese extra pickles and some cheese and some umm bun seeds no bun seeds ice some ice how much ehh cheese. chicken tenders sweet, sweet and sour sauce i like pussyyy. sauce! sauce! drive around and get some sauce come on guys sauce!!!
Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!
"Chicken tenders...sweet-and-sour sauce on my pussy!" God, that made laugh so hard!
ballroomblitzkid1994 1 year ago
how much and chese :D now i love this vid its awsome!!!!
armykiller96 1 year ago
XD"pickles,extra pickles,cheese,ice,i want pinkes on my pikels,cheese," XD
CAMDT2 1 year ago
bunseeds no bunseeds! yes no cheese extra pickely pickels!!((: funny shit i sware
ilovetodance15 1 year ago
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marioluigi344 1 year ago
lol whooper no onion!!
akatsukimemberpein99 3 years ago 2
fat bk kid! xD
halowolfgirlpitbull 3 years ago
rofl lmao
go down the the Texaco Station, take a right and go 5 and a half miles south till you see a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank
that was great i loved that
eclipse30s 3 years ago 6
@eclipse30s lol it's like amazing race over there
janelace3 7 months ago
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cemdinc86 3 years ago
modern technooligy
1a1a1a2b 3 years ago 2
lol that was funny
Ferretfreedom 3 years ago
He is a HO-T! :)
stonecoldarc 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! ahahahahaha! "WHOPPER NO ONION!" "WHERE DO I GO?" lol! yea this made my day ;)
xXxplainJANEjonesxXx 3 years ago 2
what where do u go?
u follow the one fuckin road ur on to me
strikerbro121 4 years ago 4
my frends...who r guys- told me this joke over fone. oh gawd...boys r weird =P
kAPAYAxxx 4 years ago
pickles...pickles um pickles on my pickles!!!!!!!lol!!!
8blazer 4 years ago
The End Credits suck & the song does not help but the main video is GREAT!!!!
nice job... -;-)
AndiLea16 4 years ago
LOL!
GREAT DANE COOK!
the song at the end sucks so bad
that version of eye of the tiger made me almost puke
CWCandMRSAFETYRULES 4 years ago 13
Funny!
BonnieGardner112233 4 years ago 2
WHOPPER NO ONION LOLOL
dededebobobo 4 years ago
go down 9 miles south and there will be a guy in a yellow poncho. his name is hank. youve got 10 minutes to get there. or we will TAKE YOUR FOOD. lol HILARIOUS! nice work ocok =)
omegalugia9 4 years ago
hehe since when is his name ocok lol im kiddin i kno wat u were talking about but he is great i luv Dane
FunnyPunkMonkey 4 years ago
pickles
wohwoh12 4 years ago
is thjis just ranodom shit?
dane cooks awesome tho
freestyleskier54 4 years ago
i always piss myself while watchin dis Dane Cooks amasin!!
Poloman134 4 years ago
Hilarious - my favorite parody of all time!
PetraMeansRock 4 years ago
black man says.......FUNNY !!!!!
smithboy21 4 years ago
3:36 VERY FAT KID
Loradreamx 4 years ago
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it sucked
JCKHT 4 years ago
Good but the ending sucked
NATHANPK4 4 years ago
loooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll
kristinerozenberga20 4 years ago
that is awesome^^
tsukaza519 4 years ago
and son sweet and sour suace on my pussy
fotflmao that was so jokes
chanel310the7 4 years ago
cheese...xtra pickle...LMMFAO where do i go?
mamasota72 4 years ago
WHOOPER wha? WHOOPER NO ONIOINS lol hahaha
jzjess23 4 years ago
Where do I go? -hahaha classic
qweenofthestars 4 years ago
OMG ROTFDLMAO that's too funny and soo ture too
AceripXF 4 years ago
CAN I JOIN THE CLAN SERIOUS JOKES?
ihavexfire 4 years ago 2
awesome lol
fzero24 4 years ago
hahahah i was laughing so hard that was hilarious.
i love dane cook.
xxnoxbodyxx 4 years ago
X[)
Zezima333 4 years ago
best vid ever!! click my name
deathbyhate 4 years ago
HaHaHa...i dont care what any1 says Dane Cook is my favorite. He is so damn funny. Therefore i want to thank my friend Katie for telling me bout Dane Cook cause now he is my favorite.
Pirozzi84 4 years ago
XD Ma'am are you trying to moleste me via drive through?! XDDD
ShadowSoldior 4 years ago 2
ronzy how do you know??
narutogeneforge7 4 years ago
i loved the Gnar Kill at the end
lol
BustierOzzy22 4 years ago
i dont get the pussy thing
cherrycola8795 4 years ago
it shows a cat a pussy
she wants him to put sweet and sour sauce on her pussy
jesse687 4 years ago
dude cherry you 6 years old? lol you'll get it in about another 6 years........you know what you shouldent every get it since you dont deserve to get it haha!
Killazaa 4 years ago
i noticed that too sejal?
kayzbbeauty5001 4 years ago
Sweet sauce... sauce on my pussy!!! :)
braninator 4 years ago
This is probably 1 of the funniest videos
Dane Cook rocks!
kayzbbeauty5001 4 years ago
That whole entire routine was stolen by Cook. It was originally done by Jake Davis WORD FOR WORD at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco in 1996. Dane steals 100% of his "material" and can hardly be called an entertainer.
ronzy1331 4 years ago
So why is this video your only video on your favorites?
Sejal22 4 years ago
I think the intro music is right, Dane Cook is noise pollution.
ronzy1331 4 years ago
ummsump ummm pickles all my pickles and cheese extra pickles and some cheese and some umm bun seeds no bun seeds ice some ice how much ehh cheese. chicken tenders sweet, sweet and sour sauce i like pussyyy. sauce! sauce! drive around and get some sauce come on guys sauce!!!
LindiIndustriesCo 4 years ago
Where do you go?! You follow the one fucking road to me!! lmao
bluejays25 4 years ago
can ya turn the main down a tad ok skid row??
LETS FUCK MUTHER FUCKER!!!!
guyman165 4 years ago
WHOOOOOPER!!!!!!!!!WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!!!lmfao
Haloacolyte 4 years ago
Funnnny!!!!!
masterod1 4 years ago
ok...................................
shortay777 4 years ago
he thought he was the burger king you know what I'm saying.that part was funny.
kilmer2005 4 years ago
1:35 wtf??
mehellraiser 4 years ago
i want sauce on my pussy!!that part was so funny!ok she wants it her way!
mehellraiser 4 years ago
LOL!!! Yes No NO yes! Pickly pickles...CHEESE!!
I love you dane cook!
azngoth003 4 years ago
lmao u got 10 mins to get there or we take y foo lol 5/5
djice4life 4 years ago
pickles..cheese...(what the hell??????) pickles...cheese....extra pickels...(wtf..???) extra cheese...ice...extra ice.. pickles... lol
akamrallaround 4 years ago
FUC DANE COOK!
sweetty100 4 years ago
you scared to say fuck?
LittleDevil0071 4 years ago
fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck ;)
BadBadMan49 4 years ago
cheese and pickels...cheese and pickels... *What ma'am? can i take your order? CHEESE AND PICKELS!!!!!!!!! ummm... ok CHICKEN TENDERS O_O
Gotlu 4 years ago
Omg, the part 1:00 to 1:14 I laughed as hell :D So funny!
Sleepburn 4 years ago
lol be here in 10 to get there or we take your food
illman111 4 years ago
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eppinger1982 4 years ago
so cool and is so better than any 1 els
dodakian 4 years ago
LOL HE THOT HE WAS THE BURGER KING LOL!1
alectendreme 4 years ago
WHOPPER!!!! WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!
Sauce on my pussy.
XD
crazedpsycho 4 years ago
sweet video man it made me laugh and such
Draxxuius 4 years ago
hehe
lol
XOHWOWsX 4 years ago
sweet sour sauce on my pussy!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
:D
donutholes533 4 years ago
KkEeWwLl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tbibbz 4 years ago
that was sooo cool man!! ur to funny, thank for the jokes. BK Lounge? hahahahaha
bigdollzcom 4 years ago
you want jokes type "greaves blackpool salvo" in a search.
pokerpop777 4 years ago
great video i cant stop laughing
shootayh1001 4 years ago
haha..good stuff
jiggy410 4 years ago
AWSOME CLIP!!!
I LOVE THIS ONE
kIlLtHeBoNeHeAd 4 years ago
WHOPPER!!! WHOPPER NO ONION!
cheergurlxo06 4 years ago
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Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x
HUNTERSADOSKY 4 years ago
hunt go suck a cock
zezimaisafuckhead 4 years ago
Sweet & Sour sauce on my pussy! <3 YAYUH!
AmyLeecrazed 4 years ago
sweet
jccatv 4 years ago
whopper lair xD
N3vre 4 years ago
lmao dat is jus 2 funi x
Amarjot69 4 years ago
lol god job
Bored4eva1234 4 years ago
i wanna go to the wopper lair lol xD
boricuay 4 years ago
The pickles picture isn't that good
NarutoEmblem 4 years ago
so what
happyv2penguin 4 years ago
@NarutoEmblem who really care's?
armykiller96 1 year ago
funny as hell good job
iluvmelonie 4 years ago
i love halo 2 it rocks!!
Samson07rox 4 years ago
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!
ovigio 5 years ago
fag
Darien331 4 years ago
yeah total douche...
happyv2penguin 4 years ago
...bag
BadBadMan49 4 years ago
funny...
silenthillfan999 5 years ago
lol!!!!omg i cant stop laughing!!
sushi4208 5 years ago
CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME!!!! xD xD xD
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
TheMartiangirl 5 years ago
That was a good impression for chief yelling Whopper no onion XD!
DarkTaylick 5 years ago
LOL cute pussy cat.
Sdude101 5 years ago
CKY did Eye of The Tiger?
Wehavenoclue 5 years ago
no but they did a cover on it
happyv2penguin 5 years ago
awesome rick n roll aint noise pollution acdc
zift675 5 years ago
you're like bart simpson and his "juzz"
Lisa: "It's Jazz!"
Lau42 4 years ago
Very nice! Great editing work.
DeathKhan 5 years ago
What game was that?
TheMartiangirl 5 years ago
the game was halo 2
0o0imdashiznett 5 years ago
thats Halo for the xbox, or Halo 2. dunno. but deffinately Halo
jaydawg300 5 years ago
its halo 2
Aislinghiggins 5 years ago
what was the name off the credit song?
5282890 5 years ago
CKY - eye of the tiger
happyv2penguin 5 years ago
wat game was that? or something? the army ppl..?
RLY FUNNY VID
Kitygirl 5 years ago
you go to COD?? THe map is of COD
csmakio 5 years ago
This one's ALOT better than the other one I saw.. but still coulda been better :)
halo2chic 5 years ago
yes that is so funny
superpimp900 5 years ago
THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
joshecf 5 years ago
lolololol now thats funny lol
also in the tags you shoud of ad halo
poopdogy 5 years ago
dude that was awsome
hallarious i loved how you incorperated my 2 fav things dane cook and halo i liked that a lot accually
keep it up
Timpy2000 5 years ago
dude u are the man make more
IamDIESEL 5 years ago
dude make more
IamDIESEL 5 years ago
That fas funny!! keep it up dude.
MaukkaT 5 years ago