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  • wow i dont think my two year old would fall for that. keep trying dumb lefty's

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  • did your CNN job get any looser ? :))

  • hah wtf+

  • beck is a dick. yet another drug addled, alcoholic right wing extremist.

  • rename this "Zolter's penis envy psychotherapy homework".

    Zolter, for posting this you are officially the dumbest bastard alive.

  • Wow I think the guy who slowed this video down was drunk!

  • slow motion not drunk.. too bad I was hoping

  • @captianusa: Damn, you proved me wrong. You're right, everything he says is true. Incedentally, have you decided if you're going to build that mosque by the twin bungalows site yet?

  • You're fucking retarded.

  • If you speed the video up would it be proof he's on crack?

  • Yeah? What if Glenn Beck's right? What if we're all going to die due to some Nazi-Stalinist conspiracy theory and Obama is litterly going to turn into a space alien and EAT the United States? He is the only one who knows the truth! I will actually crap out my own liver with laughter if anything that he's said is true.

  • @dswabey

    Glenn Beck was right when he said last year that your country was gonna get hit with riots.

    Is the UK still burning at this hour ?

  • What if Glenn Beck is right about everything he has told us about in the last year?

  • Stupid

  • yes eliminate the source of our global warming problem...meaning arrest Gore since global warming is a lie anyway

  • @HordeLord13 you must be an Egyptian because your living in DE Nile

  • @bobthedistroyer you must be a retard since they found data that disproved global warming that Gore tried to hide, and since Gore bought a house in an area that he said would be demolished due to global warming therefore he doesnt believe it himself...do some research ya'll learn a lot ;D

  • @HordeLord13 answer this why are polar ice caps melting?

    

  • @bobthedistroyer earth goes through a cycle of heating and cooling... its all completely normal and not caused by human beings....take a look at the planet venus, it has an imense amount of greenhouse gas but there is not a single human being on that planet. why did the ice melt after the ice age because earth got warmer, no humans there at the time throwing styrofoam cups on the ground. its all part of a normal planetary cycle ;D

  • dumb

  • That's cool, we've come down from satire to name calling. @Alzdr should go back to high school and pay a little more attention (probably the reason for being a conservative in the first place). and @BaronWVS you've got to stop attempting to reason with these people, as you can tell from their elegant and flawless leader, logic is 100% out of the question. Greed, misinterpretations, frustration and fundamental religious zealousness have put good people into the submissive hold of conservatism.

  • No it's called slander and libel.

  • if it aint broke=OBAMA will fix until its broke

  • This is SOOOO funny. Like, is this all they can come up with? But seriously, it is hilarious!!!

  • All you did is make him sound smarter.

  • Funny as it may be to poke fun at Glenn Beck, every video that contains baseless material on this subject serves only to give him more ammunition and validation if his supporters choose to use it that way. I've said it before and I'll say it again: the man needs no help in looking like a nut job. Let him destroy himself

  • Okay, now this is just plain stupid. You seriously thought we would buy this? The progs are getting desperate!

  • Stupid video. Waste of time. Who on earth likes Glenn Beck? CNN's biggest mistake. He is just plain creepy, especially when he gets all fatherly and tries to teach patriotism. The emotional appeal is just off. I feel like I'm being asked to join a cult.

  • made me laugh:) I like Glenn though

  • Wow, a lot of idiots seem to feel the need to make the same glaringly obvious point over and over again. So wait, is this slowed down?

  • as if you couldn't find enough bizarre stuff from this guy, you had to fake one? lol

  • ur an ass who ever u r

  • Wow Beck really is a drunk when Fox News goes in slow motion....

  • hahahahahHAHAHAHAHA this video is actually quite funny. its funny because it highlights the fact that we call ourselves the greatest country in the world, when-when out there on the streets are so many homeless, unemployed people who consequently have so much time on their hands, that they use it to make videos like this.

  • hahahahahHAHAHAHAHA this video is actually quite funny. its funny because it highlights the fact that we call ourselves the greatest country in the world, when-when out there on the streets are so many homeless, unemploye people who have to make videos like this to irk out a living.

  • Beck is a patriot.

    You should hear Obama when his speeches are slowed down. The program used to slow down the speech is pretty awful, there are better programs.

  • Now, I don't like Glenn Beck one bit, but c'mon people, this video is about as fake and dubbed as they get (I really hate that I have to defend Glenn Beck here).

  • That spinning "G" he's got makes me wanna throw up!

  • Wow,this is the first Youtube video I've ever seen where an uploader's comment was removed due to too many negative votes.

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  • you made yourself look like a fag and i like glen beck more now because at least hes not making fun of others.

  • All you did was slow down the video and exchange clips to make him look bad. Fucking Liberal douche.

  • @zoltzer

    41 seconds=/= Minute

  • nicely done kid

  • I wasted 10 seconds of my life just now... and 10 more typing this...

  • @zoltzer and you spent how long making it?

  • @zoltzer no what is really sad is that you give a shit

  • @zoltzer whats funny is you wasted hundreds of seconds makeing this crap, rofl

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • god this is so stupid, i feel like i just wasted a bit of my life watching this and a bit more commenting on it. the words being spoken dont match anywhere near his lips, and u didnt just slow down & speed up the vid in certain places? wow

  • @zoltzer What's sadder is you wasted even more of your life creating and posting it and will probably waste even more commenting back.

  • Was this supposed to be funny?

  • I think it's funny. not because I'm hating on Beck but because it is true comedy.

  • @zoltzer And you wasted about 20 minutes of your life making it

  • that makes perfect sense. All we have to do is eliminate the sun to prevent global warming. Glenn Beck is really on to something here.

  • Doesn't work pal. Your an obvious ignorant Liberal ass and everyone here knows it.

  • Nov 2, Phase I, the American dream is saved by Americans, - Fidel Obama and lock-step Dems...ZIP! Then comes phase II. For the next 2 yrs Teaparty Republicans defund all radical Obama legislation. No money, no Cap & Trade, No Obamacare, etc. Next, Obama impeachment hearings. I'm laughing at the superior Liberal intellect! Get the picture?

  • @henrynevins lol, omg that's the ass eating fighting spirit that you tea bags are known for. but, it took you awhile, so i'm wondering, was the full metal quote just something you threw there while you bought time to research what might happen once the white house is...white again? you took too long, you lost already and you also failed at trying to revive the old argument. yes google is a very valuable tool, but for next time, try a faster internet connection and maybe a forum, your welcome

  • @henrynevins hey fuck whore, yes, it is bushes fault, dumb ass, and just so you know, fox news (despite its trickery with the name) isn't news, its audible shit, fuck you, you conservative derp ass short bus riding analingus loving conservatives will never fucking get it, you listen to glenn beck, who raped and murdered a girl in 1990 who's a fucking nut job that makes shit up and you gaiz believe it, HA HA! and liberals are the ones who only read crayon? well atleast they refined enough to read

  • @henrynevins unlike you conservatives who ONLY believe in destruction through shitty ass tactics that are PROVEN not to work, but okay, just because a man that chews ass flavored gum such as yourself said to "shove it" that translates to OMG YOU FUCKED UP EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH BUSH PUT THE ECONOMY ON CRUISE CONTROL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND AND EJECTED OUTTA THIS BITCH ha ha, crayon, fuck you dude, hurry and drink your kool aide, you're wasting precious air

  • @KuroshioKaze FUCK YOU. I won't wasting another second with a SHIT HEADS like you. Go back to your pot doped up haze. Your four letter vocabulary matches your third grade debating skills....really impressive!

  • @henrynevins BAAWWWW speaking of third grade, and grammatical skills, you just proved that even though (according to you) I am in the third grade, you are obviously in pre-k. the way that shit was worded was just embarrassing, you just rage-quit you LOST and you knew this was coming, that's why you don't wanna continue you're an ass mouth that does what an ass mouth does best, spew shit. you are great @ what you do. fox news has a new anchor in their sights and her name is henry nebbins

  • @KuroshioKaze The best part of you dripped down your momma's crack and became a brown stain on the mattress.

  • @henrynevins so its come to this Ms. Nebbins? completely out of originality so desperate to win you would quote a line from a classic movie? I already told you, you have lost. go read a book

  • @KuroshioKaze  Yes, I'll read a book while you go back to your Obama coloring book. OMG politically correct Libs might call that racist...I hope so. Nov 2, Phase I, the American dream is saved by Americans, - Fidel Obama and lock-step Dems...ZIP! Then comes phase II. For the next 2 yrs Teaparty Republicans defund all radical Obama legislation. No money, no Cap & Trade, No Obamacare, etc. Next, Obama impeachment hearings - I'm laughing at the superior Liberal intellect! Get the picture?

  • Obviously this is the product of some vast right wing conspiracy and not simply an independent individual that realises all you have to do is slow glen beck down just a notch and he sounds drunk as a skunk.

    Conservatives are hilarious.

  • pathetic....

  • He should go back to drinking after his show gets taken off the air.

  • The idiot who posted this, why don't you listen to facts that Glenn cites each day about the ultra radicial organizations behind Obama and their intent to "change" America, change it into a Socialist utopia like Cuba. A poverty country that's still driving 1950's American cars. That's the change he campaigned on. In his words "mix it up a little..a redistribution of wealth". If Socialism failed in Russia then why the hell do we need it here? Watch Glenn Beck you fool, you might learn something.

  • @henrynevins

    AMEN. TRUE WORDS HENRY!! Glenn is speaking Truth!!

  • Hurp durp 0/10

  • wow i thought it was funny man!

  • hes hamerrddd

  • If he didn't want us to see it why was it on national TV?

    You're a propagandist douche.

  • I was tipped off by the bad spelling under the video. I think they meant to say, "lose".

  • :(...

  • stupid

  • @zoltzer You know? It's 41 seconds... you couldn't even make it to a minute? XD

  • @jackaland4zeros bleeep, blooop, you are a slave to your government, bleeep, blooop, you will end up in a gutter if you vote democratic ever again, bleeep, blooop, you will bow to satan, bleeep, blooop, you will not post retarded shit on youtube anymore, bleeep, is it working?

  • @ChuChuBakka fuck you YOU sick piece of shit. how are you assign me as a saten worshiper. i guarantee im a better person and have a much better heart than you do. you give Christianty a bad fucking name. one of the reasons why i stopped believing in that shit. their is too much hypocrisy and non sense. Your just not intellegent enough to have a HALFway OPEN MIND. ill debate any of you dumb ass right wingers any day of the week. people like like are the reason our country is going to the shit

  • @jackaland4zeros Hey Asshole, the Liberals/Dems have controlled Congress for the past 4 YEARS, Obama the last 2 YEARS. Add it up fool. The DEMS CONTROL EVERYTHING!  All the crap this country is in due to them. Want to debate me? I can debate you to back under that Socialist rock you slithered out from under. Not one Dem today is campaigning on Dem accomplishments. They can't because every American knows they've Fucked Up. Whine all you want, you pathetic Kool-Aid drinker.

  • @henrynevins what the fuck are you talking about, thats so wrong i can't even dignify this shit with a correction, you glenn beck teabaggers need to just drink YOUR fucking kool aide already

  • @KuroshioKaze Yeah right, go back to your Liberal La-La Land.  Boo hoo...its all Bush's fault. Hey idiot, listen to the news any? Today, DEMOCRAT candidate Frank Caprio for governor in Rhode Island said on WABC that "Obama can go shove it!" Looks like more than those rascally teabaggers know that the DEMs and Obama are total FUCK UP's. I forgot you Liberals still only read things written in crayon,

  • @ChuChuBakka it amuses me every time one of you fucks say's this type of shit. the best are the ones whos channel host 300 videos of glen beck, orielly, hannity, SAVAGE. and no one can write anything bad on the videos b/c the author will delete any bad comments. another characteristics of those douches are the closed comment board unless you friends with them cause they know they will get comments of hate. your name is rediculous aswell. when i went to your Channel, you alreadyhave hated comment

  • @ChuChuBakka keep perpetuating your close-minded mentality. Its a commonality of the right wing. this last comment is to all those who are like ChuChuBakka

  • WHEN THE FASCISTS APPEAR IN THE USA, LIKE BECK, BUSH, CHENEY, COULTER, SHARPTON AND PALIN, THEY WILL BE WAVING AMERICAN FLAGS AND THROWING THEIR BIBLES AS WEAPONS AT THEIR ENEMIES!

  • CNN job? You liar. You don't have a job . Thank Obummer .

  • you can't debate issues obviously so I guess mindless slander is weak second choice strategy but well tried... next time why not slow the tape and do voice overs..? get a life ...!

  • youre an idiot

  • Don't pretend you work for CNN child

  • fake and gay

  • You MAY "loose" your job at Piggly Wiggly for spending too much time making dumbassed videos and missing work...

  • Gee .. we can't tell that you just slowed down the video. Is this the best you can do? lol ... very sad

  • @JannieAlexa whats sad is that YOU have zero sense of humor at all whatsoever.

    Did you really think Bush was drunk in that video too or was that just "so sad" . Give me a break

  • @JannieAlexa: It's called satire, dumbass.

  • @BaronWVS No, this isn't satire actually, find a dictionary, you're the dumbass.

  • @Alzdr : You're a Glenn Beck fan and you're asking ME to find a dictionary. Oh, that's rich! Well tell ya what, junior: go find a dictionary (if you even own one) and look up the word DEMAGOGUE.

  • @BaronWVS Just because I've corrected you doesn't mean I'm a Glenn Beck fan, you've just demonstrated again that you are a dumbass.

  • @Alzdr : You didn't correct me on anything, jackass. Satire is the use of irony, sarcasm and ridicule in exposing, denouncing, or deriding public figures, which is EXACTLY what this video is. And if there's anyone who deserves to be ridiculed, it's your hero the Silver Hamster.

  • @BaronWVS Actually, the only ironic thing about this video is that it's the kind of thing a drunk would make.

  • @BaronWVS Or like :) thanks for the definition, bitch.

  • @Alzdr : You're welcome, coward.

  • @BaronWVS Haha, ok. How am I a coward exactly? 

  • @BaronWVS Props to you man. It does not even take slowing down anything to make this guy look any stupider than he already is.

  • @PamelaRP Really? After all the trash you've seen, you're still surprised? haha

  • That's funny I always think that Glenn Pig's body language and mannerism resemble a drunk person. I guess someone else thought the same.

  • Oh no, that is the kind of reporting the love at cnn. Lies and made up crap! You'll keep your job and cnn will continue to lose their audience.

  • glenn beck sucks, it doesn't really matter if this is fake or not

  • fake and gay!

  • Beck is equivalent to the Anti American Taliban. He hates our country and stirs unrest among the naive and uniformed slobs that are to lazy to check out his retarded rhetoric. There use to be laws in this country called the Sedition Act starting in 1798 that locked or hung fools like this up for instigating unrest in the disguise of freedom speech. Willfully Lying about America is criminal act.

  • glenn beck gets paid a lot of money to demean the truth movement...glenn beck should be protested everywhere he goes.

  • @zoltar Yes. Duh

  • Worst job ever to edit a video. My 2 year old nephew can do a better job

  • Slowed down. FAKE

  • Gee, Do You Think????

  • @zoltzer ahahah I swear I read that like it came from the movie Planes trains and automobiles

  • @zoltzer Then why did you post it?

  • @zoltzer HMMMMMM I DUNNO... YES

  • @MOARTOAST WHAT?!?! Are you serious??? noo, it can´t be, it´s impossible.

  • @MOARTOAST I think this video was made by a person...a human being, if you will?

  • @TheChupaKing What?

  • @MOARTOAST oh! You Think? Yo' Su'a??? at normal speed you couldent understand anything, slowd down he still slures but you can at least understand some.

  • pffft

  • I hate Beck But THIS SUCKS!

  • I'm no Beck fan but this video is clearly a fake.Since his show is taped there would be no way they'd film and show him drunk. there's plenty of real footage of Beck being stupid---no reason to fake it.

  • So, I hate Glenn Beck, but this is retarded.

  • Damn, even I can tell this is a fake!

  • Deegan45, please, please for the sake of humanity and it's predecessors, go back to the play-pen you were just in. This is probably one of the stupidest things. All they did was slow it down to about 1/3 of the original speed.

  • @PamelaRP thank you.

  • Slowed down we all look drunk. Dooonnnnn''''''ttttt YYYYYoooooooouuuuuu aaaaaggggreeeee?????????

  • @ContaMuir17a notice his lips were moving slower than the talk.. loll

    everything was somewhat fuzzy too

  • While your all busy smearing the people warning us of the marxists in our government

    ..Obama's next regulate and destroy mission: The Internet

  • @Myaka2001 Maybe, but I doubt it. His next mission is to quietly pass cap and trade so that the Industrial age is all for naught. Pay attention to this, because if we don't form some kind of mass civil protest, it will happen.

  • @NFLGuru22 he has got bad things coming.. He already took over FCC and now will be able to control the internet or shut it down when he doesn't want us communicating. Cap and trade will be a killer to our economy..each thing he does ,is another step closer to full control..dictator

  • @Myaka2001 Doesn't matter what he does, or what he doesn't do. Sooner or later, he is going to come to realise that he CANNOT keep the voice of the American people quiet. I've said it from the day this man was elected, and I'll say it again...I believe there is some kind of revolution coming. An uprising of the people.

  • @NFLGuru22 Whether it is civil or not is up to the American people as a whole. However, I hope it is civil. We may get more accomplished that way. If not well...violence is sometimes necessary

  • @NFLGuru22 something needs to happen to put a stop to this progression to dicatatorship

  • HAHAHA.. geez I love it when they try to demonize him and they just cant! So they have to go as far as cooking old videos!!! HAHAHAHHA LMAO!!!

  • retarded...

  • I can even tell that is fake - pitiful

  • @PamelaRP You can't? How often are you on YouTube? I can't believe Glenn Beck misspelled "oligarchy" on national TV.

  • This vid made me lulz. It wasn't funny until the end with, "we need to eliminate the source of our problem". But whoever this was needs to do a better job shooping.

  • this is crap not because its fake but because its glen beck

  • why are some of you so afraid of glenn beck that you have to lie about him either fake crying or that he was drunk on a show or that hes a racist?

  • Yeah.......for Glenn Beck...great man no matter how they try to smear the guy..they can't do it with facts, the commie way is to attack someones personally.

  • @Myaka2001 Excellent comment. This is trash, and the one who made it not only sucks at doctoring vids, my guess is they suck at life in general. Get a clue.

  • @NFLGuru22 don't worry buddy, I know the crap happening behind the scenes. While you people are busy smearing anybody with the truth, Obama taking over the internet and can shut it down when they start doing thier marxist plans, so we cannot communicate. Too many don't have a clue.....the problem is, I know too much

  • smear smear smear smear smear smear.. you should be sued for slander....

  • this is stupid

  • What a bunch of crap! Anything to try to ruin this man.. I think we need more Beck's in the world!! Thank you Glenn!

  • 41 seconds of douchebaggery.

  • really dumb. you dont have to lie to slam this moron.

  • Well it is real clear you can't challenge him on the facts, so out of desperation you try to pass off this obvious fake as reality. I saw the show you took this from and he WASN'T drunk or slurring his words at all!! You're a pathetic liberal liar who'll do any thing to advance the progressives desire to destroy this country and make it a communist state.

  • glenn beck is the smartest person earth!!

  • at think end i think this video claims to be high quality lol.

  • The tape was slowed but what he is saying is still lunacy for his lunatic viewers.

  • logged it 1500000th time someones used this trick

  • I see someone's figured out how to slow down videos.

  • Terrible, try harder next time.