Apple dismisses Jobs ninja story

[ace942]

You do not mess with the Steve..You mess with the best, You wind up dead like the rest.

Written from my iMac, designed by Steve "the ultimate Ninja" Jobs

[poon43]

why would he have to pack his stars if he has some instantly appear

[jacobmacock]

FATALITY! oh wait double whammy now Jobs is dead

[haxor758]

damn it they got revenge on him...

[Karura7]

RIP Steve Jobs

[alger867]

This video sucked

[stephenparallox]

Can someone please tell me wtf I just watched?

[Overdoseplus]

I'm suprised the scan didn't show the giant pink dildo in the suitcase.

[david10808]

Maybe they aren't colored clothes but instead special shuriken pillows

[JospehJolly]

GRAB;.A.,FREE``IPAD-2.`_:

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[darroni123]

NOOB SAIBOT!

[reliyoquik]

try Latino women and sucess your life rockmycity.info

[espehon]

there's an ap for that...

[1DPIKI]

This sucks... no black turtle necks in the suitcase, and too short.

[1209120912]

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[JOE4730]

Extremely LOL!

[ULAZYCOOK]

He couldn't take them on his private plane. lol

[kutuluu]

iNinja

[4mahmood]

@kutuluu not yet dude.... wait until next year for holiday season press conference by Apple,

[baiboo]

HEHEHE

[yohask]

i think he watched a bit too much of How to be ninja by Nigahiga

[nyantarn]

ジョブジョブきゅん♪ ( job job kyun♪ )

[lexonism]

Jobs,good job!



[BigTsWorld]

Good animation

[PenguinEpic]

Sims 4: Ninja Jobs

[yamanashia]

lol goooood jobs!

[mauvaisange77]

Hahahahaha

[aoiumi7377]

He is a most biggest Disnyland syock holder.

Please visit also Tokyo Disnyland.

[gamer7790]

wait so did that really happen (despite the fact that he turned into a ninja)

[RepublicCommando1262]

@gamer7790 No, it was a tabloid story that got really big coverage. Someone at the Japanese airport back in July in Japan did get stopped for Ninja stars, but it wasn't Steve Jobs.

[sukuna1000]

@RepublicCommando1262

It was Steve Jobs, as Japanese newspaper The Asahi Shinbun reported Sunday. This article says 'acording to air officials' Jobs abandoned his ninja stars and his wife did her perfume.

But it made no mention of his alleged expression.

[Charlizzie]

Now that's what I call NMA: Funny. Animated. Taiwanese.

[miraikarano2043]

ジョブズも伊賀に行ったことあるのかなｗ

[Nightofvisions]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[o0o0o0o0oi]

hahahaha

I hope Steve Jobs come to Japan again :D

[PHOQUR]

the madaphoqin proof

[yeetackau]

Amazing

[yoakenomahhamaru]

nice !

[chicagobears1978]

LOL

[Athrunwong]

ininja.

[Jimaera]

Lol, I knew it!

[vlnplyr5]

Clearly not Steve Jobs - there are too many colored shirts in his luggage!!

[wAKB48w]

おもしろwオチがいいw

[shihpenglin]

This animation is cut from the Taiwan Apple Daily's "動新聞" (animate News). This company has made a lot of interesting animations and is now very famous in the world.

[xRaIDeNx69]

I knew it!!!

[nickwu12211]

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87我的信運號碼

[emailtoalex]

Apple dismisses news but Apple News reaffirms it?

[evilcatpillow]

How cute, shurikens on pillows in the suitcase :D

[BigTsWorld]

very nice!

[onetouchsoft]

オチがｗｗ

[nelnel2008]

NMA is a very famous newspaper in Hong Kong~ Now, it becomes very famous on the Internet too. 'Cause they produce great animation for the boring news...haha

[risasapo]

ワロタｗ

[noreast01]

Steve Jobs is a ninja, I was expecting an alien ..... tshirttimes . com

[blazinza]

no ipod or mac in the suitcase?

[mrbrockpeters]

You watch Steve Jobs will have the heads of the makers of this video being trampled by a secret police service cause he's a freaking dictator who will crush any opposition. He's worse than the IBM suits he claimed to despise in his youth.

[jorgevargas22]

WTF?  :D

[airplanegod]

Steve Jobs is a ninja, I knew it! My friends thought I was crazy, but no, I told them!

[coolguylstan]

next big apple product: istars. Impress your friends with this solid unibody star shaped ipods!!!!

[atomapps]

Does he still wear his glasses over the ninja mask? I can't tell from the angle.

[xcgames]

iSuck and iMiss

[tronjapon]

かっこいいな。

京都で買ったのは「密令 シュリケン マグネット」じゃないのかな？

[uwafii]

OMG

[alexchntw]

It's so hot now this story, I really like this.

[urawazakun]

ninja tools買収決定だな

[itsumadekokoni]

LOL!!

[kfbeau]

he's not as good of a ninja as he is a CEO, missed how many times at close range?

[elmolegs]

@kfbeau that was just a warning

[tomnet825]

........... = =|||

[Hgreene79]

This is why I dont buy Apple products. I heard this was a relief effort to build its "Contact Support and Die" program for the iphone debacle

[chucruti]

iJobs with iStars

[taipan419]

Steve iNinja doing an MS Google Fu!

[selcrit]

rave. sorry

[gilbertfer559]

that was fast. is that a future iNinja suit?

[usualstanford]

why so many americans like ninja?

[LookMaNoBrains]

Theres only 2 person in the world that could defeat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris himself and Steve The Ninja.

[banirasuisu]

owesome

[s2u04]

FAKE! A real ninja would never be caught with his ninja stars.

[SteveDutchy]

hahaaa

[nya13]

Steve needs to get himself a new set of clothing already!! Always wearing the same thing again and again and it's stinky!!! It's not a costume you know?!!!

[umibozu07]

@nya13 the only way to fool the paparazzi.

[lauirvin98]

how the hell did he transform into a ninja.?

is he like naruto or sumfing.?

[farestabs]

I watched this 10 times and lol'd

[mutopis]

Steve Jobs is a Narutard...

[whitegirlsteez]

Steve is going to be so pissed when he see's this..

iShuriken; there's an app for that too?

lol Love you Steve. no really, pucker up you sexy azz nerd

[bigpimpdaddy69]

jobs would seem less like a uber douche if he was a ninja wielding throwing stars at his enemies

[fezan84]

lmao

[kibcubed]

Pfft... a real ninja would never have been caught. Even then, they wouldn't need planes to fly and thus would never be at an airport.

[justaguy12345]

GOOD GRAPHICS!

[kenonifty]

I prefer chocolate to apple.

[OscarMaris]

steve jobs is such a fag

[Drumtariano]

Wait a tit... this isn't Steve Jobs... its LARRY DAVID :0

[poultry1996]

Obviously

[emokidcuts]

What is this I don't even.

[msazone]

@Jbanto good call~

[symmetricmedia]

You guys really cling on to that fanboy thing. I remember when Mac people were the ones publicly trashing the other side. The iPod sure did change everything.

[edwardvj]

He isn't wearing a turtle neck, it can't be steve jobs

[dmancornell]

4 apple fanboys need to be ninja starred

[darkchild82]

Man, how do these guys churn out animations so quickly?!

[elpadroney]

4 apple nerd fanboys watched this

[ClemyNX]

It's Apple Inc. , not Apple Computers anymore

[elpadroney]

@ClemyNX u must be a nerd fanboy

[ClemyNX]

@elpadroney I'm just informed

[tsondrup]

His suitcase should have been full of black turtlenecks and blue jeans.

[EmceeLorder]

HD!!!!

[ayoama]

Now this just needs to be dubbed by one of those really-good-at-screaming Japanese VAs.

[1337357prz]

2 people hit the dislike by accident

[BadBadRobot]

"Turn off your wifi....or I will kills you!"

[Mr5teve]

Far too much time on your hands!

[misticity24]

Now THIS is really magical.

[JackFlanders]

LOL

Short and sweet!

[Cousing1]

That story is so hillarious xD

[northen88]

LOL, that's priceless.

[applemac555]

Steve Jobs is a ninja with REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!

[vmanex]

LMAO

[medengineer]

I knew it! Jobs is a ninja!

[buddhastalin]

LULZ

[cage1016]

看來是又水果報的傑作

[m4rc0cr4sh]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ipalmed]

LOL

[antdude]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brukins]

LOL!

[hoosierhiver]

This is a great example why NMA is my only source for news.

[jawayetti]

Jobs is a black man! Bwahahha.

[TheAlexisTVShow]

LMAO!! haha thats hilarious 

[tekfunk]

oh wow

haha