EP03: Take that, Chicago! (Re: WANTED: Chicago's Coolest Neighborhood)

[SoffanGumman]

Observe people. This is the magical power of cosmetics. (and a guy's really good looks)

Funny video, you got the "girl soul" down... or maybe it's the "blonde soul"... lol, I'm just gonna stop there xD<3

[leefunnn]

Oh. My friggity frack. You should have gone to SUNY Purchase.  Everyone would love you.

[MyLola1321]

love it

[koreanpandaa]

you would make a pretty girl ~!!

but you're a pretty boy, too !! xoxoxo from thailand ^0^

(look who's INTERNATIONAL<3)

[xXSarahxCookiesXx]

Ok....

Ether. this is a really ugly Asian girl....

Or a pretty Asian boy?

I'll go with the first one. Lol jkjkjk if your a girl, for realz? LOL :P

[TheLostD0ll]

@xXSarahxCookiesXx Its a guy o.O

[xXSarahxCookiesXx]

@TheLostD0ll

I know i was fucking around... I was like "jk" xD LOLOROZ

[sanjosebum85]

wait...

[sanjosebum85]

damn this girl is hawt~

[mastaod]

yeah

cute look :-p

[AmberJane3810]

Is it sad that he would make a HOT girl? lmbooxD

[MushroomKiddo]

sometimes i actually think ur a girl xD

[Elifereta]

lol. i like valentina. lol at semen tress.

[BryBryHead52]

haha my bffs dad livs in Evanston...i think... hehe

[Floortjahh]

you stole the bk lounge joke from dane cook

[ihateeve]

Jkim is prettier than me :'(

[rollacosta41]

i live in schaumbug :) i think its cool that someone local is soo cool and on youtube :)

[ricericebabyx3]

LOL you live an hour away from me! ahahah

[CoaGlobuleGrunk]

I want you to appear on Star King someday, with Jo kwon ^^

[kickazz1234]

OMG semen trees LOL

[tekoya]

this deserves like A LOT more views.

[GeeJocUrGOLD]

Down with Evanston, up with Chicago. Evanston is a bunch of rich assholes.

[SweetMagican666]

God! You're so effin awesome! XD

I want that damn wig! D:<

haha<3

[alisiae1]

He should be super popular on youtube!~

[jj000652453]

ahaha so funny(:

[lupegom13]

i meant to say give yourself a big cookie

[lupegom13]

omg gives your a big cookie

ur the best

[xlightknightx]

I like your hair!

[peachiepinkful]

NOOOO

SEARS TOWER!!!!

[TheProdigyBro]

seimen trees i fucking hate it lmao youre funny i subscribed. I like this personality hahahaha i would love to do an act with you. =]

[sk8rgrlx33]

the skipping part killed me lol it was hilariousss .

[millykiddyo]

heavy cross by gossip

[CouCouMalou]

Guys he`s a guy zomg

[ThisIsWawa94423]

Oh my Gooooooooood !!!

U R soooooo cooooool !!

[SuperAntoC]

My sister's name is Valentina. Mines is Antonella.. Were Italian...

[rosemaryfr]

semen trees?!? LMFAO

[Tonymitch1]

semen trees... fun waking up 2 that

[sunah17]

mmm.. iiiiis that your voice or no? I am so confused!

[emoloverlay]

OMG he is like a real girl and cute Lol

[2paranoid2think]

OMFG, I LIVE SO CLOSE TO YOU!

Skokieeeeeee :D

[mamasaidknokuout]

ur great!

[itneverbeentome]

LOL uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu are so funny :P

[haunted2iceguardian]

subscribe. i mean subscribe cause youlle make someone reallly happy

[rainloverbabe]

valentina rocks! do more!

[ilovedisney84]

OMG JUST subcribed!!! Your to awesome and funny LOL LOved your Michelle Phan video it had me LMFAO!!! i live in the chicago land area too... but the sub's kinda suck

[honeygreekyogurt]

the nick jonas part is fucking hilarious

[watsernamekatchich]

Des Plaines IS the best 'burb in Chi-town duh!!! jk.. haha that's because i lived there before with my aunt. ;)

[ZainaZane]

on this video:

[22:26] ME: shes alittle pretty?

[22:26] Lord Materix: yeah

[22:26] Lord Materix: kinda

[22:26] ME: THATS A GUY!

moral of the story you make a pretty girl

[samanthapoe]

He makes a pretty girl lmaooo

[StarsNStiches]

My wife says the same thing lol I was far away and I thought J was a girl but I respect JKIM hes cool

[UniqueeSkull]

He does. xD

[achoiispurple]

valintina

[VegasVersa]

The bowling alley

Lmao

[lmnsweetie123]

Still scares me when you say the name Valentina...good videos tho!

[Christiecem]

HAHA ILOVE THIS SOOO MUCH! HEY CHECK MAH VIDEOS OUT?? Wouldja? Wouldjaaaa??

[sexcyanip13]

LMAO "THE BK LOUNGE" hahahha me n my friend go there a lot free wi fi!

[sha3couzzy]

type oggabooga f ur from chi-town!!

[Jennw2ns4real]

NO WAY UR FROM THE CHICAGOLAND!!!! SWEET!! have u been to ed debevic's yet?

[MaddieShining]

I have a point here: in the beginning you explained how you lived in a big house, pool, etc. BUT, you said how you had a pink bug, when later on you explained how there were no carrrs! That you were trying to be eco friendly & such.

Lol. :) I love this video! You're awesome!

[wannafreeze]

Omg omg omg u look like a real girl here ^_^

[lilmisszorky1432]

im a girl and im not a lesbian, but i would fuck her/him anytime.

[bikramgrg05]

mY most trustworthy source--> "wikipedia" gwad!!! lollllllllllll

[catburglarnami]

i <3 skipping :) and im in high school!

[ShekeyParem]

haha wie geil:D

der sieht aus wie ein mädel :)))

so cutee :D

[MyBashful]

haha yer awesome

[bmarlene12]

omg..ur hilarious love ur vids

[vanessa1785]

OMG ... ! hahaha lol

[hoyha90]

LOL northwestern??

i can't believe i watched the whole 8 minutes!!

you're funny :D

[rainloverbabe]

incredible hahahhaa

[XbirthdayXmassacreX]

2:07 haha i'm totally gonna go there on halloween dressed as a bowler and i'll skip while trick or treating.

and you totally should be the sponsor for burger king XD

[Captaj12]

well I'm gonna go trick-or-treating, dressed as a bowler while skipping AND listening 2 the jonas's bros. music on my ipod while eating a whopper x3

[Dreff]

4:32 i luurrrrvee this part! lol

[LexySexyGirl]

Love yOu Valentina ^__^

~Lex  =]

[tiffxtiff55]

hehe

my idol xD

[PrinceMihael]

Cheap asian prostitute alert!

Hold on, I'll see if I have three fiddy.

[JRXL8]

omg you look pretty...

haaa

[Nomii358D]

OMG!!

you look so much like a girl

and you look pretty lol

[some1ukno]

I visited NW...the campus is beautiful

[elkar92]

adorable

[khongbietten]

lol i think you should have more view nd subscribes cuz yr so funny ! XD

[nickmitchell33]

suck my hardon. heh heh heh

[jkimisyellow]

Pass.

--jkim

[FortunesArc]

lol

[nickmitchell33]

hey, i live in chicago too. maybe we could meet up and fux? you put on the wig and....

[thisgirlyljenn]

DUDE YOU GO TO NORTHWESTERN!?

thats my dream college :(

[thisgirlyljenn]

HAHAHA I LOVE YOU<3

[minhman13]

OMG! you are more fabulous than me when I do drag. LOVE IT>

[skaterbbycakes]

HOLY SHIT! shes a dude. o.o

i swear i was thinking..she was really pretty for a sec. omg wow...

[thet42]

lol yeah I know he is good at that..look at his cheap prostetute look

[ErickHernandez23]

haha lmao man I know there some dude nick name here in utube alexov17 and he is just O_O believe my I was shock.

[ricflairrocks20]

lol you look like a real girl! xD

[Hardron11]

I'm addicting to your videos.

I loled at the bowling alley part.

[jkimisyellow]

I half-lol'ed at your username; I thought it said hardon.

LOL (Now, I've fully lol'ed)

--jkim

[TheSpiffySpazZ]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE PRETTY FOR A GIRL O;

[jkimisyellow]

except that whole part where I'm not actually a girl?

--jkim

[jini6818]

@jkimisyellow haha yea but not all guys look good as a girl c ause my dad kinda turned into a woman for my homework...strange hw huh?

[demon12ninja]

NICK JONAS!!! jk i'm not obsessed w/ nick jonas. kevin jonas, yes but nick jonas, no. that was hilarious!

[LAdancestar38]

THIS IS SOOO FAMAZINGGGG

[pru005]

you make a pretty acceptable girl lol

[tokitori14]

Valentina!!! i want your hot boddddd

[sammmparkkk]

wahahaha.

[gracelhiob]

OMG VALENTINA I LOVE YOUU.

[LuciexLocket]

semen trees? :')

[MuryKrasnik]

jesus we have the same wig just in other color? lol

sexy bitch =)

[signothetimes91]

Miss Valentino Dior: lookin' sexay! haha