Alfa Astrology - BBC Top Gear

[ymaniac07]

I see, you should have pointed that out. Anyway i used to own an Alfa 156 and even after 90.000+ km it was great.

[TheGennaios]

ALFA FOR A LIFE!

[Irvine5312x6ma]

Come on Jeremy post-'95 Alfas don't brake down man! I have an 146 TS and I am fine with it - so are the 145, 155, 156, 166, 147, Brera, 159, GT, Mito & Giulietta. Stop saying "you'll be in a cloud of smoke at the side of the road" about Alfas, grow some brains sometime man...

[hadabenz]

liar! capricorns drive dacia sandero, a.k.a james may lol.

[waxmax117]

got a 91 veloce spider so im a petrosexual!

[Mejevoli]

Oh man Jeremy with his intelect.. *applause

[fsayestaran]

i'm glad to say my first car was an '85 2300 alfa romeo and i loved it dearly.. and i'm a scorpio..

[nielslernou]

what do sagittarius' drive? :DD

[freaky108]

Where's the Dacia Sandero?

[Shellygirl34]

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[Fantageous]

I'm a female aries....who loves the Koenigsegg CCX in black please.

[KillerHelix]

Here's to hoping that Libras get Bugatti Veyrons :)

[Slipknotyk06]

@KillerHelix - If I got a Bugatti Veyron, I'd sell the thing off, even below market. It's an overrated car. Plus, a house and 5 cars sounds more fun to me than one car that where I live would probably be stolen :-P

[zabimaru1593]

@KillerHelix That would be awesome :)

[heiwaalchemist]

i wonder what a gemini should have?

[Flyboy207]

@heiwaalchemist An american truck. Maybe that's just me.

[cheekymancunian]

I wonder what kind of cars a leo would drive then? hmmm......

[xsonz2]

Im a Pisces ;)

[vanipipe]

WOOT HES HAD AN ALFA GTV6

[kasparpl1993]

Everytime i click on any topgear video it comes up with some stupid nissan "stylish" suv. And it so isnt! I dont understand why nissan spends it money on getting an advert like that before topgear....People that watch topgear should be clever enough not to buy nissan like that anyway!!!

[recall212]

@kasparpl1993 wow, well then why are you wasting your time on here?

[Brunodu68]

"alfa broke down at the way" all is said ! :D

[qwerty123456789jhdtg]

Haha, and capricorns don't believe in astrology

[momo0000]

is alfa really that lousy?? haha

[qwerty123456789jhdtg]

A lot of people would find some truth in that, yes.

[Crashy5627]

oh yes it is ive got the GT and this breaks done every month xD but actually i love it !! haha U really have to own one to know those mysteries about alfa

[AstroChartsMadeEasy]

Nice video,

thanks for sharing.

;-)

[AnnikaL]

Almost everyone that cares about chars want the "best possible". I have that same car you have and I dont think it's that amazing.

[diztorcion666]

im that

[stuka310]

funny lol!

[bartekbartekbartek77]

which season is it?

[ymaniac07]

those guys are just pushing it a bit

[ymaniac07]

oh come on Alfa's don't break down all the time

[YeeSoest]

@ymaniac07 you say "break down all the time" like it´s a bad thing^^ gives you time to bond with the vehicle...other car owner don´t know their cars engines that well...

[ymaniac07]

@YeeSoest every kind of vehicle malfunction is bad because you loose money and time. Plus i don't think that standing on the side of the road waiting for help and feeling embarrassed makes a good bonding experience.

[YeeSoest]

@ymaniac07 I hate Alfa! I was just arguing with Alfa-owners points...cause they´re ridiculous! sry, that sarcasm didn´t make it through the typing-reading-progress^^

[tootsie400]

petro-sexual.

[Gankzillorated]

omg, that's a good one

[nickt0185]

im a leonian, err, leotian.... i dont understand this game.

[TheKariboDude]

whats a picy?

[lee241288]

he said pisces

[TheKariboDude]

what are they then (im polish sry :P)

[lee241288]

they are star signs m8 i.e, Aquarius, Leo, Virgo, Pisces, Capricorn etc. Depending on what month you were born, Each sign is linked with a certain time of the year, I was born on the 24th of december which makes me a capricorn, I think you are a capricorn if your birthday is after 22nd of december till sometime in mid january, then its Aquarius till sometime time in February and so on (soz i hardly know any of them lol) i cant find anything with the dates on or else il tell you them

[kelleroi]

astrology dude..

like scorpio and stuff like that.

try googling for astrology.

[jakobole]

fish

[mecan79]

I'm a libra and I'm in love with my 147!! :)

[howlinggoat]

MY MUM HAS A SEAT AROSA TOO, WOOT!

[oywidapoodles]

"I'm a Capricorn, and Capricorn's don't believe in astrology." Nice. XD

[corvettefan96]

I saw an old early 90's or late 80's alfa today, and where I live in America, the only alfa u can buy is the expensive Sc Sports Car, and their production is limited.

[insanonut]

alfa is the best car ever made

[samerali2]

what season and an episode is this in?!

[Skurgefaust]

libra

[righthandgenius]

im a pisces and i hate emotion

[okainio]

what should a libra drive?

[smegandcheese]

A tank

[ricardjorg]

a lotus elise.. pisces should have an alfa, capricorns should have bentey's or seat arosas and everyone else should have lotus elise's =D

[metaladdict24]

i dont know what theyre on about alfa romeo reliability,my cousin used to have a 1994 alfa 33 1.4 and he ragged it to shit and nothing ever went wrong with it :)

[MichaelG99864]

jeremy is a legend

[ldjaxx]

fantastic ....... im a cap so at somepoint ill get a bentely sorted !!!!!!!

[WoopaTV]

What's up with Jeremy Clarkson disagreeing with James and Richard all the time? :P

[scaler2007]

the show would be kinda boring if they agreed all the time lol

[WoopaTV]

True :)

[Kathryn003]

I don't even know much about cars and still love this show. XD

[Elya92Productions]

attention whore

[CiaoKnasen]

looks like a ugly fiat from the back

[snoozy999]

your mom's ugly

[CiaoKnasen]

Nice one and how old are you?

[Olisa89]

my english teacher have AR GT and AR Brera :) ;p

[WillemHeida]

And he isn't doing a really good job...

[Olisa89]

;p I know ^^ ;D

[laurencepak]

i'm a pisces and the Alfa Brera is one of my true dream cars -- cars that money can buy and i will have a chance of owning haha

[DeVeaux20]

Here another pisces and I don't like Alfa's at all..

None of them!

[Redcheat]

When does the new series start ?

[SpecialMates]

You mean 13.series? if i remember correctly then it was 21 june.

[shellygrrl]

june 21 or 28.

[killroy71]

I wonder what a Leo is supposed to drive?

[shellygrrl]

i'm guessing anything with insane handling--certain mercedes, porsches, TVRs if they were still around. i dunno.

(i'm a leo, too.)

[HazeGreyAndUnderway]

Pisces here, born 21 of February; I own a 2005 BMW 325i. Personally, I think Alfas look like shit.

[silver3452]

I'm a pisces and I like heavy duty Diesel trucks and muscle cars, sorry.

[aza721]

hahaha these guys are amazing

[proto35]

Libra : D

they should continue a segment on all the zodiacs and what nots

this made me laugh though for sure. they should def. consider continuing something like this. i hope they read this lol

[FerrariGood]

Looks nice from the front, but the back looks... well... rubbish?

I'm Pisces and I think Alfa Romeos are really nice cars. Some of 'em look so c-o-o-l. I wouldn't say no if I could have one.

[Andey17]

please tell me the series and the episode

[xilverdragon]

lololol :p

[Atominist]

I'm a pisces and I used to own a Alfa 156, spooky. I've now got a Lexus Soarer.

[Laudrien]

The backend looks unfinished...

[USGiorgi]

I like the front of that alfa, but the rear really looks weird.

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

I'm cancer...

What should I own?!?! xD

[xilverdragon]

citroen C1 xD

[linkinpain]

im capri and i dont own a Bentley =[ WHERE'S MY BENTLEY!?

[dasoundengineer]

clarkson's right about the rear end

[pallinadudududadada]

Ma com'è??? Alle Ferrari ci sbavate tutti appresso, ma all'Alfa nessuno la considera???

Viva L'ITALIA!!!!!!!!

[scotty688]

I speak English

[calixzt2203]

what???

[Hewhosmokeswomen]

I'm a Cancer and I own a GTI

[nathnsf]

gotta love jeremy's "logic"

[TheMarkster10]

it's comedy, deal with it.

He's not making you read his colums or watch his tv shows, so just don't watch it.

[ijoostin]

Generally what you do is say what you like...and then you get to whether the car has it or not.

An auto column is about whether a car will serve someones tastes or not; not just what the car has or does.

But yeah, sure there are columns that just relay the brochure to you making you think someone actually did their job...but really it's just info they grabbed off the website.

[bluedog1976]

Ahh. Taking the piss only like a Clarkson can do....LOL

[benverkerk]

lol@younmurda

[younmurda]

im a tourous and i own a puppy

[DodgeViperAS]

the tata nano owns like hell! its cheap and well built. oh and tata also own Jaguar Land Rover.

[veilsidefun]

is this the reason why they had that cheap alfa romeo challenge?

[boogalice]

lol, brilliant...

[fenixwylde]

im a virgo and i owned an alfa ;)

[tigersoup]

where the hell does jeremy get this kind of information? I would love to see TATA NANO on this show :D

[marianopicco]

They already shown it, they compared it to a Pikachu.

And they said the luxury version was the one without the mule in front

[BlackTransAmdude]

I'm a Pisces!

[nintendoforever1995]

top gear is the best show ever

[topgearnut1989]

my dad doesn't drive a bently or skoda, but he's a capricorn, so ha thats wrong but sometimes right! lol

[okainio]

seat erosa not a skoda!

[topgearnut1989]

i knew that! lol

[Shaneil002]

look at james's hair bak den

[burnmorerubber]

back looks foolish

[burnmorerubber]

TRIPLE FAIL

[StreetKingEvolution]

lol what do scorpios drive then?

[ShizoluckyShizostar]

Ford Scorpio :D

[StreetKingEvolution]

How did i know some one was going to say that?!

[benjkitz]

Your psychic? Maybe you're the one who should be writing the horoscopes.

[scorpiojudo]

you are right!

[scorpiojudo]

FORDS................!

[skatanic76]

Fake

[benjkitz]

How is it fake?

[skatanic76]

Sorry lol. Was just taking the piss out of people who think every video on youtube is fake.

Top Gear rules!

[SaraOfAugust]

"Petrosexual"? lol (:

[hit654]

lol

[rioishikawa]

lmao, petrolsexual and the whole alfa owners not being there because they broke down on their way in xDDD

[Eagle1ZX]

oh aint that the honest truth lol mate

[rewierN1]

top gear is the best

[gorerydr]

fail

[FlamingTightyWhiteis]

there werent any there when i first watched it

[00101101011000110001]

still fail

[prsfan01]

point and laugh!

[patterson9991]

ROFL

[croshaun]

fail

[andrew018018]

You were d first person to get -16

[FlamingTightyWhiteis]

is that still fail,or is there a small amount of win there?

[andrew018018]

its a Fail, with another fail on top of it!

[FlamingTightyWhiteis]

DOUBLE FAIL<LETS GO FOR TRIPLE!!!!!! lol

[andrew018018]

the 3rd fail could be the fact that you spelt your nickname wrong

[directrs]

nice :)