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  • Tracy Jordan!!

  • every line in this movie is awesome, why dont u guys just qoute the entire movie?

  • get the map scott .....

    GET THE MAP SCOTT !!!

  • i dont know why but the chick with the glasses is so hot

  • Like a shot in your fucking mouth you gay bitch

  • Guard: "Sorry to interrupt, sirs, but we've got a 10-0-7 on our hands..."

    Matt Damon: "Aw, Jesus - AGAIN Ben?"

    Ben Affleck: "No! Bullshit! 'cause I wasn't with a hooker today! Ha-Ha!"

  • Oh, what a lovely tea party.

  • monekytheft? lol

    

  • 4:45

  • Man this part of the movie s like, saturated with in-jokes and cameos....almost too many.

  • yeah 3:55 reservoir dogs :D !!!

  • 4:12~

    lol

  • im gonna give you some directions.. gimme da map scott.... GIMME DA MAP SCOTT

  • Gimme the map Scott!!!!

  • lol cindy in the end

  • nooooo bullshit because I wasen't with a hooker today ha haaa I love that line

  • I don't like the sound of them apples, Will! What're we gonna do?

    Jackie.

    Yeah?

    It's hunting season.

    Applesauce bitch.

  • give me the map scott.....GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT LOL U SHOULD'VE SEEN SCOTTS FACE PRICELESS

  • this movie is not on video depots :?

  • I'll make you a deal, this guy will suck your dick off if you let us go!

  • MOSIER!!!!

  • you are freacking kiding me? 8:08

  • oooo what a lovely tea party

  • APPLE SAUCE BITCH...LOL

  • They broke the fourth wall with the dogma joke

  • the fuck waiting for bitch start sucking BOOONGing

  • "gimme the map scott.........GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!"

  • AFFLECK YOU DA BOMB IN PHANTOMS YO!!

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  • i'm the pie FUCKER!! ha ha

  • lol at 5:18

  • "ooo, what a lovely tea party" HAHAHAHAHAHA XD

  • wheres jay and silent bob 0:54 ha

  • and after it's all over you say ooo what a lovely tea party

  • ooo that affleck

  • nooo, bull shit, i wasnt with a hooker today, haha! lol

  • 3:51 - Silent Bob's face lol

  • Start Sucking!!! XDDD

  • 3:49 best scene hahaha

    *booooong*

  • 3:48 haha  xD

  • 5:21

    Payback picture. Ha!!! Good moment.

  • no bullshit cuz i wasnt with a hooker today haha

  • is'nt that guy trace morgan?

  • Man.. I dunno what the FUCK you just said lil kid.. But you're special man... You reached out.. and touched a brothers heart..

    LMAO xD bst black guy quote ever.. sides from Chris Rock. :P

  • fking funny huh? lmao i laughed hard too

  • @Raiushi gimme the map scott....GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!!

  • @Raiushi gimme the map Raiushi Gimmie the map Raiushi!

  • "What the fuck you waitin' for bitch, start suckin'"

  • so... affleck, damon, rock, jay and silent bob. they are in so many movies together o.0

  • Hahaa yeah I think its funny how Jay keeps gettin called a little kid too :]

  • lol i like how everyone keeps calling jay a little kid

  • applesauce bitch

  • i heard somebody say megadeth at 5;49

  • it perked my ears up too. I doubt he says megadeth, but it sure as hell sounds like it.

  • GIMME THA MAP SCOT :d

  • Man I Dont know what the fuck you just said little kid but your special man!!!!!!!!

  • Man I Dont know what the fuck you just said little kid but your special man.

  • XD AAHAHHA they run into a painting XD

  • bob's coat is sweet! i wants it!

  • Oooo...what a lovely tea party.

  • 4440.0

  • LOL i heard pink flyod "dark side of the moon" in the background during the bar scene xD

  • haha theres 420 5 star ratings hahahahaha

  • 2:26 OMFG MY FAVOURITE SCENE

  • mine too, LMFAO

  • "Man I Dont know what the fuck you said little kid" "give me the map scott... GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT!!!"

  • What the fuck you waiting for bitch? Start sucking! BONGINYEEEeee!

  • haha

  • girl at 5:04 was going into the bus in one of the first scenes.

  • HEY,m YOU DONT HVAE A PASS!!!!!!!!!!

    lmao

  • "Oh that Affleck!" HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

  • OH WHAT A LOVELY TEA PARTY!!!

  • hahaha what the fuck u waiting for bitch start sucking BOOOOOOOUUUNGGGGGGG

  • apple sauce bitch

  • Give me the map scott

    GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT hahahahhaaha

  • lol

  • the first 23 seconds of this clip make me fucking HOWL with laughter. I dread watching it stoned - i will probably choke on my tongue i will be laughing so hard.

  • lmao 'apple sauce bitch'

  • lol make it fast and sexy

  • whose the girl at 8:34?

  • she from the earlier seasons of CHARMED

  • you mean Shanon Doherty

  • yea thats her

  • "Just stand here and dont say anything, especially you"

    "Thats pretty funny"

    *Nods* lol

  • affleck ur da bomb in phantom yooo

  • What does Jay say to Affleck at 08:00??

  • "Affleck, you da bomb in Phantom yo!"

    It was from an earlier conversation, part 2 I think.

  • OOh what a lovely tea party.

    LMAO!

  • Pumpkin Escobar local 303!

  • GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT!!!!!

  • Jules Asner. Read my comment 2 below yours.

  • "man, i dunno what the fuck you just said little kid, but you special man" too funny too too funny

  • I forgot how fuckin' hot Jules Asner was. Back when she and Steve Kmetko were on the air, I was so in love with her.

  • haha at 0.58 when there talking bout them and they walk into the backround LOL

  • yar!

  • Lol..at first, I thought thst billboard (that they ran into) was real.

  • BONGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • "...oooh what a lovley tea party" ahahahahahahha comical genius

  • We've got a 10-7

    jesus ben, again?!

    No no, i wasn't with a hooker last night!

    Fuck

    yes!

  • i want you to say, what a nice tea party

    hahaha

  • 'Get your fucking hands of me'. Hilarious.

  • LOL @ Gus Van Sant:

    "Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy..."

    hahaha... the whole GWH2: Hunting Season is my favorite part!

  • "man,iono what the fuck u just said lil kid,but u special"

    lol

  • "the phuck u w8ing 4 bitch, start sucking" :D

  • Apple sauce bitch

  • 5:51!!!!

    lol

    ''Get your fucking hands off me''

  • "Afleck you da bomb in phantoms yo!"

  • afleck sucks jay is great silent bob is awesome

  • "and after its all over you say, Ohh, what a lovely tea party" LOLOL

  • yes pysaaahbishes he was.

  • lmao silent bob was about suck his penis

  • We got a 10 07 here! Omg again Ben? NAW BULLSHIT! I wasn't with a hooker!

  • BUUUUHnngg!

  • bong

  • apple sause,bitch

  • 2:27 classic lol

  • BULLshit, cause I wasn't with a hooker today! HaHA!

  • "Apple Sauce bitch!"

  • lmao...ooo waht a lovely tea party

  • jay's beserker shirt is the shit

  • ye yo i had no idea what the fuck it had to do with jay until i saw clerks last night...on youtube lol. Berserker was the song Silent Bob's russian cousin sang... berserker! would you like to fuck.. berserker!

  • 05:22 for kevin smith!

  • lion face, lemon face lol!

  • jules asner is fucking hot!

  • 2:29-2:32, jaja

  • CLIT!!!!

  • man, jason mewes is the shit...why wasn't he in clerks 2?

  • Um, .. he was.

  • HEY U DONT HAVE A PASS!!!!!!!!!

  • Like a shot in your mouth you fucken gay bitch. Dude I can't beleve you were really gonna suck my dick.

  • shakes his head no *Jay looks away* shakes his head yea!!!! lmao

  • gimme the map scott,

    i said GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!!!

    lol classic

  • word

  • Tracy Morgan is hilarious.

  • Applesauce bitch

  • oooh what a lovely tea party!

    LOL!!!!

  • "No BULLSHIT 'cause I wasn't WITH a hooker today!" - the best line ever delivered by Ben Affleck

  • GIMMIE THE MAP SCOTT!

  • "men i dont know what the f*uck you just said but you special men" lmao amazing class movie.

  • "What the fuck you waitin for bitch, start suckin'."

  • BOOONG!

  • "Applesauce Bitch"

  • what a lovely tea party!

  • lol "and when it's over say oh what a lovely tea party"

  • i dont get why they say no one knows what they look like after they showed the "clit" video on the news..

  • hahahaha u said clit

  • Reservoir Dogs at 3:54. White, Orange, Blonde, and Pink :P

  • Gimmie the map Scott

    GIMMIE THE MAP SCOTT!!!!!

  • 10-7

    ohohohoho

  • BITCH WTF ARE U WATING FOR START SUCKING!!

    rotfl

  • BONG!!!!!!!!

  • is that resevouir dogs at 3:54?

  • or just guys in suits lol

  • man iono wtf u jus said fukn kid but dat touhed me gimme da map scott!!!!! lmao

  • APPLE SUACE BITCH!

  • Affleck You The Bomb In Phantoms Yo!!!!!!!

    hahahahahahaha

  • APPLESAUCE BITCH!!!

  • wat a lovely tea party

  • Affleck tossed damon's salad !!!!!!!!!!

  • i tossed damons salad.

    love sarah :)

  • applesauce bitch

  • omg. i love the part 1:11-1:38 .

    So effin funnin !

  • Who plays Quiet Scott?????

  • lol thanks i thought it was him

  • can someone tell me who plays the stoner in the start of this clip

  • tracy morgan lol

  • Ooh, what a lovely tea party!

    fucking hilarious.

  • APPLESAUCE BITCH!

  • "Afflec, you da bomb in phantoms yo!"

    Roflmao

  • is that tom cruise?

  • "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! you are the ones who are the ball lickers! we're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches! once we get to holywood and find those miramax fucks! whose making the movie, we'