the first 23 seconds of this clip make me fucking HOWL with laughter. I dread watching it stoned - i will probably choke on my tongue i will be laughing so hard.
ye yo i had no idea what the fuck it had to do with jay until i saw clerks last night...on youtube lol. Berserker was the song Silent Bob's russian cousin sang... berserker! would you like to fuck.. berserker!
"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! you are the ones who are the ball lickers! we're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches! once we get to holywood and find those miramax fucks! whose making the movie, we'
Tracy Jordan!!
JotaLegendOfficial 6 months ago
every line in this movie is awesome, why dont u guys just qoute the entire movie?
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legendaryicecream 9 months ago
get the map scott .....
GET THE MAP SCOTT !!!
dan01902 9 months ago
i dont know why but the chick with the glasses is so hot
MrDoMiniCanPrinCe881 9 months ago
Like a shot in your fucking mouth you gay bitch
FadeToBlack509 10 months ago
Guard: "Sorry to interrupt, sirs, but we've got a 10-0-7 on our hands..."
Matt Damon: "Aw, Jesus - AGAIN Ben?"
Ben Affleck: "No! Bullshit! 'cause I wasn't with a hooker today! Ha-Ha!"
Dragonstorm787 10 months ago
Oh, what a lovely tea party.
dude19288 10 months ago
monekytheft? lol
Smileypiss 10 months ago
4:45
TheVegetarianZombie 11 months ago
Man this part of the movie s like, saturated with in-jokes and cameos....almost too many.
willeatbrains 1 year ago
yeah 3:55 reservoir dogs :D !!!
DaCoolCrushIceKillah 1 year ago
4:12~
lol
UncleHobbysHobbys 1 year ago
im gonna give you some directions.. gimme da map scott.... GIMME DA MAP SCOTT
rofloflpwnt 1 year ago 2
Gimme the map Scott!!!!
dude19288 1 year ago
lol cindy in the end
Evolinag 1 year ago
nooooo bullshit because I wasen't with a hooker today ha haaa I love that line
10kreider 1 year ago
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Hey!!! You don't have a PASS!!!
sSanctum 1 year ago
I don't like the sound of them apples, Will! What're we gonna do?
Jackie.
Yeah?
It's hunting season.
Applesauce bitch.
UnheardPrayers 1 year ago
give me the map scott.....GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT LOL U SHOULD'VE SEEN SCOTTS FACE PRICELESS
vidoboy08 1 year ago
this movie is not on video depots :?
CapZ13 1 year ago
I'll make you a deal, this guy will suck your dick off if you let us go!
roguetrip99 1 year ago
MOSIER!!!!
royaljuice 1 year ago
you are freacking kiding me? 8:08
az12223 1 year ago
oooo what a lovely tea party
TommyL148 1 year ago
APPLE SAUCE BITCH...LOL
HardHeaded7th 2 years ago 2
They broke the fourth wall with the dogma joke
IntellectualAL 2 years ago 3
the fuck waiting for bitch start sucking BOOONGing
katanakid6 2 years ago 5
"gimme the map scott.........GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!"
keena302 2 years ago 6
AFFLECK YOU DA BOMB IN PHANTOMS YO!!
LumpyAdams 2 years ago 24
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R3TU4NmyP13 2 years ago
i'm the pie FUCKER!! ha ha
eliyah2009 2 years ago 2
lol at 5:18
optics122 2 years ago
"ooo, what a lovely tea party" HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
TiroTarasin 2 years ago 5
wheres jay and silent bob 0:54 ha
isalien619 2 years ago
and after it's all over you say ooo what a lovely tea party
ubroketherulez 2 years ago 2
ooo that affleck
Edzo004 2 years ago 3
nooo, bull shit, i wasnt with a hooker today, haha! lol
demonicnaruto98 2 years ago 7
3:51 - Silent Bob's face lol
revcom301 2 years ago 2
Start Sucking!!! XDDD
wiemeineoma 2 years ago 2
3:49 best scene hahaha
*booooong*
Pyrotechnican 2 years ago 2
3:48 haha xD
misiek00013 2 years ago
5:21
Payback picture. Ha!!! Good moment.
optics122 2 years ago
no bullshit cuz i wasnt with a hooker today haha
RRemoRR 2 years ago
is'nt that guy trace morgan?
wessdebest 2 years ago 4
Man.. I dunno what the FUCK you just said lil kid.. But you're special man... You reached out.. and touched a brothers heart..
LMAO xD bst black guy quote ever.. sides from Chris Rock. :P
Raiushi 2 years ago 19
fking funny huh? lmao i laughed hard too
M16ARModel158 2 years ago
@Raiushi gimme the map scott....GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!!
trojangirl246 10 months ago
@Raiushi gimme the map Raiushi Gimmie the map Raiushi!
nglurquid5 9 months ago
"What the fuck you waitin' for bitch, start suckin'"
FrenchJimbo 2 years ago 7
so... affleck, damon, rock, jay and silent bob. they are in so many movies together o.0
fap4money 2 years ago
Hahaa yeah I think its funny how Jay keeps gettin called a little kid too :]
Klbxlovex3 2 years ago
lol i like how everyone keeps calling jay a little kid
shawnshawn426 2 years ago
applesauce bitch
takinNtalkinshit 2 years ago
i heard somebody say megadeth at 5;49
celopas88 2 years ago
it perked my ears up too. I doubt he says megadeth, but it sure as hell sounds like it.
nootgis 2 years ago
GIMME THA MAP SCOT :d
niz32iqbal 2 years ago 3
Man I Dont know what the fuck you just said little kid but your special man!!!!!!!!
Clown8a8y 2 years ago
Man I Dont know what the fuck you just said little kid but your special man.
Clown8a8y 2 years ago
XD AAHAHHA they run into a painting XD
XxunknownchickxX 3 years ago
bob's coat is sweet! i wants it!
phantomwolf2 3 years ago 2
Oooo...what a lovely tea party.
bamseescratch 3 years ago
4440.0
XjxBrandonxjX 3 years ago
LOL i heard pink flyod "dark side of the moon" in the background during the bar scene xD
Fragems69 3 years ago
haha theres 420 5 star ratings hahahahaha
ifarted19 3 years ago
2:26 OMFG MY FAVOURITE SCENE
yukifujita 3 years ago
mine too, LMFAO
Mammmmmmu 3 years ago
"Man I Dont know what the fuck you said little kid" "give me the map scott... GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT!!!"
Elcangriman22 3 years ago 4
What the fuck you waiting for bitch? Start sucking! BONGINYEEEeee!
Slingtown12 3 years ago 5
haha
sakariadhaval 3 years ago
girl at 5:04 was going into the bus in one of the first scenes.
Pakawee 3 years ago
HEY,m YOU DONT HVAE A PASS!!!!!!!!!!
lmao
ToM2CoOL 3 years ago
"Oh that Affleck!" HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
Jelperman 3 years ago
OH WHAT A LOVELY TEA PARTY!!!
bmatthall 3 years ago
hahaha what the fuck u waiting for bitch start sucking BOOOOOOOUUUNGGGGGGG
123451a 3 years ago 2
apple sauce bitch
suttondude001 3 years ago 2
Give me the map scott
GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT hahahahhaaha
iranboy90 3 years ago 4
lol
wamla12 3 years ago
the first 23 seconds of this clip make me fucking HOWL with laughter. I dread watching it stoned - i will probably choke on my tongue i will be laughing so hard.
nicholasdeste 3 years ago
lmao 'apple sauce bitch'
efcdk92 3 years ago
lol make it fast and sexy
ickyvickieLOL2 3 years ago
whose the girl at 8:34?
kkcan4lyfe 3 years ago
she from the earlier seasons of CHARMED
dcornflak 3 years ago
you mean Shanon Doherty
sweetgoodies29 3 years ago
yea thats her
dcornflak 3 years ago
"Just stand here and dont say anything, especially you"
"Thats pretty funny"
*Nods* lol
jackylegs94 3 years ago
affleck ur da bomb in phantom yooo
youby456 3 years ago
What does Jay say to Affleck at 08:00??
petranka 3 years ago
"Affleck, you da bomb in Phantom yo!"
It was from an earlier conversation, part 2 I think.
CelticsBird33 3 years ago
OOh what a lovely tea party.
LMAO!
stereonut001 3 years ago
Pumpkin Escobar local 303!
toonadict 3 years ago
GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT!!!!!
thesponge8 3 years ago
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whats the name of the reporter of E!
wow she is so fucking hot
BendixX69 3 years ago
Jules Asner. Read my comment 2 below yours.
Sasfoot 3 years ago
"man, i dunno what the fuck you just said little kid, but you special man" too funny too too funny
colainmuhcolon 3 years ago 6
I forgot how fuckin' hot Jules Asner was. Back when she and Steve Kmetko were on the air, I was so in love with her.
Sasfoot 3 years ago
haha at 0.58 when there talking bout them and they walk into the backround LOL
KTR94 3 years ago 4
yar!
ddisdead 3 years ago
Lol..at first, I thought thst billboard (that they ran into) was real.
dontkeepthisname 3 years ago
BONGGGGGGGGGGGGG
thechosenone5000 3 years ago
"...oooh what a lovley tea party" ahahahahahahha comical genius
kosaiii 3 years ago
We've got a 10-7
jesus ben, again?!
No no, i wasn't with a hooker last night!
Fuck
yes!
666Thrashtilldeath66 3 years ago 2
i want you to say, what a nice tea party
hahaha
chuckman276 3 years ago
'Get your fucking hands of me'. Hilarious.
haydencantact 3 years ago 2
LOL @ Gus Van Sant:
"Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy..."
hahaha... the whole GWH2: Hunting Season is my favorite part!
pherydust 3 years ago
"man,iono what the fuck u just said lil kid,but u special"
lol
dieforit2 3 years ago 3
"the phuck u w8ing 4 bitch, start sucking" :D
kekbur1337 3 years ago
Apple sauce bitch
jonosan00 3 years ago
5:51!!!!
lol
''Get your fucking hands off me''
germster4life 3 years ago
"Afleck you da bomb in phantoms yo!"
WarGamezzz 3 years ago 4
afleck sucks jay is great silent bob is awesome
outlaw07307 3 years ago
"and after its all over you say, Ohh, what a lovely tea party" LOLOL
50CALINTEXAS 3 years ago 7
yes pysaaahbishes he was.
gotameanglare 3 years ago
lmao silent bob was about suck his penis
psyaaahbishes 3 years ago 4
We got a 10 07 here! Omg again Ben? NAW BULLSHIT! I wasn't with a hooker!
needhelpmakingPS 3 years ago 5
BUUUUHnngg!
screamokill 3 years ago 3
bong
aznboikyle 3 years ago
apple sause,bitch
crazycomics 3 years ago 5
2:27 classic lol
darkbleach88 3 years ago
BULLshit, cause I wasn't with a hooker today! HaHA!
DemonOfTheHiddenMist 3 years ago 6
"Apple Sauce bitch!"
xXxChOzEnOnExXx 3 years ago
lmao...ooo waht a lovely tea party
himynameisduh 3 years ago 2
jay's beserker shirt is the shit
slipknotrules124107 3 years ago
ye yo i had no idea what the fuck it had to do with jay until i saw clerks last night...on youtube lol. Berserker was the song Silent Bob's russian cousin sang... berserker! would you like to fuck.. berserker!
himynameisduh 3 years ago
05:22 for kevin smith!
JMSC07 3 years ago
lion face, lemon face lol!
frankieboi82 3 years ago
jules asner is fucking hot!
hoganiswrestling 3 years ago
2:29-2:32, jaja
Jonas742617000027 3 years ago
CLIT!!!!
billyrowland 3 years ago
man, jason mewes is the shit...why wasn't he in clerks 2?
Thecheckerchex 3 years ago
Um, .. he was.
druvirus 3 years ago
HEY U DONT HAVE A PASS!!!!!!!!!
LittleMan2221 3 years ago 2
Like a shot in your mouth you fucken gay bitch. Dude I can't beleve you were really gonna suck my dick.
tha1youshouldfear 3 years ago 2
shakes his head no *Jay looks away* shakes his head yea!!!! lmao
time2dancepanicdisco 3 years ago
gimme the map scott,
i said GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!!!
lol classic
XxD4rkZ3r0xX 3 years ago 6
word
jgrandizzle 3 years ago
Tracy Morgan is hilarious.
1hitwonderthemusical 3 years ago
Applesauce bitch
saiyanprince09 3 years ago
oooh what a lovely tea party!
LOL!!!!
SofaKingWeTodEd420 3 years ago 4
"No BULLSHIT 'cause I wasn't WITH a hooker today!" - the best line ever delivered by Ben Affleck
vulcanicoliose 3 years ago
GIMMIE THE MAP SCOTT!
lingeramas 4 years ago 2
"men i dont know what the f*uck you just said but you special men" lmao amazing class movie.
wilfin900 4 years ago
"What the fuck you waitin for bitch, start suckin'."
soccer14klose829 4 years ago 3
BOOONG!
darkriver29 3 years ago 3
"Applesauce Bitch"
ladiesman9999 4 years ago
what a lovely tea party!
TheSicInMe 4 years ago
lol "and when it's over say oh what a lovely tea party"
pamplemoussoman 4 years ago 3
i dont get why they say no one knows what they look like after they showed the "clit" video on the news..
jakle23 4 years ago 2
hahahaha u said clit
skywalkerCV 4 years ago 4
Reservoir Dogs at 3:54. White, Orange, Blonde, and Pink :P
Huntor9 4 years ago
Gimmie the map Scott
GIMMIE THE MAP SCOTT!!!!!
chrisr3315 4 years ago
10-7
ohohohoho
ShredderOfHellview 4 years ago
BITCH WTF ARE U WATING FOR START SUCKING!!
rotfl
bugkicker12 4 years ago 4
BONG!!!!!!!!
xXTequilaXx07 4 years ago
is that resevouir dogs at 3:54?
drcarnage83 4 years ago 3
or just guys in suits lol
bojethro 4 years ago
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humptydance1 4 years ago
man iono wtf u jus said fukn kid but dat touhed me gimme da map scott!!!!! lmao
nrtnmex 4 years ago 2
APPLE SUACE BITCH!
THEOMAR911 4 years ago 3
Affleck You The Bomb In Phantoms Yo!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha
clipserider12 4 years ago 4
APPLESAUCE BITCH!!!
FalcovsFox 4 years ago 4
wat a lovely tea party
gunitgangzta 4 years ago 6
Affleck tossed damon's salad !!!!!!!!!!
akamola 4 years ago
i tossed damons salad.
love sarah :)
dosig 4 years ago
applesauce bitch
jacktaylor23 4 years ago 3
omg. i love the part 1:11-1:38 .
So effin funnin !
xCOaCHx 4 years ago
Who plays Quiet Scott?????
irule172002 4 years ago
lol thanks i thought it was him
dylan12345678978 4 years ago
can someone tell me who plays the stoner in the start of this clip
dylan12345678978 4 years ago
tracy morgan lol
rebellion101 4 years ago
Ooh, what a lovely tea party!
fucking hilarious.
Maidenfanatic 4 years ago 2
APPLESAUCE BITCH!
kilakid 4 years ago 2
"Afflec, you da bomb in phantoms yo!"
Roflmao
omgelvis 4 years ago
is that tom cruise?
bcsk8ter 4 years ago
"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! you are the ones who are the ball lickers! we're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches! once we get to holywood and find those miramax fucks! whose making the movie, we'