Kate Hates Weiners! - June 9th - 12th, 2011

[nrdcoyne]

When are you gonna get a boyfriend? ..... New Years 2012 Cory......

[summersage77]

<3

[howdyfromthesticks22]

hey quick question what is coreys xboxlive g-tag?

[Scarylyn14]

How would you spell your lady's name? Because everyone pronounces my name that way, and it's spelled Karilyn.

[darklamba]

well apparently it was about 8 months before she got a boyfriend. Think you might know the guy :p

[Mrspidey457]

this was posted on the day of my cousins birth, and a day after mine. :)

[CraZyFinN95]

what the hell, June? Feels like yesterday. What have I been doing for 6 months? Oh yeah, watching these vlogs... Well, 6 months well spent :)

[CrazyForPianosGirl]

comfortable as hell???

Then it must not be very comfy.....

[latino13x3]

I didn't fart in your food

[0southpaw6]

You will get a new dream, Cory: Kate. Lol, tangled reference. Kate would like it!!

[LittleMissNerd1000]

When is she going to get a boyfriend? January 1st, 2012, and guess what? IT'S YOU!!!!

[mystobluestars]

@LittleMissNerd1000 Even funnier...she responded by saying "Don't they have those at stores?" Omgg they do! Cory was at the store with her! lol

[blackdragon592668]

he asked when is she getting a bf now he is her bf irony

[thebaconflapsable]

@blackdragon592668 gasp really omg well done you have learnt to watch and be able to type what you see

[BeautifulRebellion45]

But weiners are into you.

[pooperscooperforeva]

i didnt like june 12 because all you said was "Thanks for watching guys. BYE" and you know why im mad because june 12 is my BIRTHDAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! but the rest was hilarious KEEP ON VLOGGING DONT STOP

[Mrspidey457]

@pooperscooperforeva cool, my b-day 2!  :)

[buddy50335]

THE CAKE IS A LIEEE!!!!

[vampires12345678888]

HEY YOU KNOW WHOSE NAME IS CAROLYN ME I'M CAROLYN WHYYYYY CORY WHYYYYYYYY

and my nick name is carrie and the person under me is soooo dead

[josephmoore77]

Lol seems as if you were wanting to make her mad while at the grocery store :P

[Portalgunmaker100]

LOLOLOLOL ITS PINK! 00:55

[Cross99obx]

this one is the funniest thing i've ever seen... It really made my shitty day better. cheers

[TheJeicee]

Why your whole apartment is white? :P

[TheTwoAces123]

what happened to ur girlfriend or wife or whatever...but seriously, what happened to her? she was in ur old videos...now where is she?

[dragade101]

yep. still enjoying the wiener joke!

[C7S123R8P0M3]

WEINERS ARE INTO YOU LOOOOOOOL

[xSfilmsX]

yh it looks amazing

[theawsomeman1234]

at 08:17 i think that is creappy



[Nuggetlover96]

ho meh goo ots XDDD

[MusicalMiracle]

Caroline is Glados! (;

Love how I knew that. :D

[ILikeCookies3333]

1:09 what is that ?? i cant figure it out. Id really like to know a name of the artist or the painting. Please reply anyone who knows :)

[442avenger]

@ILikeCookies3333 thats caroline from portal

[13awer13]

at 11:00 I started singing code monkey...

[pooperscooperforeva]

your apartment is the most best aparment ever i truly love its way better than my apartment

[Nukeable98]

YOU SHOULD GET A CAPTURE CARD AND MAKE A VIDEO GAME CHANNEL

[MrAlexs888]

Isn't Kate Cory's girlfriend?

[MegaBigGuts]

@MrAlexs888 or fuck buddys cuz no know what happen to corys wife

[negro8876]

Dude your retarted thumbs up youre hilarious

[Gearsoffail5]

Caroline deleted.

[emobarbie1642]

My name is kate... I live weiners... I jys dnt like hot dogs lolslolslols

[westernpleasure90]

Dude. This is weird. Your Lady, Her name is Carolyn, right? Well. Yeah.... My name is Carolyn..... Not ironic at all.....

[shannynlaine]

Dude like what happened to the hella pretty picture that you were going to get? You said you were getting it and then you didn't....EPIC FAIL. but the house looks HELLA awesome

[shuriken204tv]

caroline as in GlaDoS

[Nukeable98]

@shuriken204tv yep

[Superfactmaster1]

Caroline? Portal 2 reference hmmm?

[hahahahahaTV]

CHIPS! *throws* - Kate must be glad she wasn't there when you saw the patio furniture...

[hahahahahaTV]

What happened to that painting you wanted so bad? It was so beautiful, with the different times of day and seasons (:

[xGloriousDeathx]

u should have bought the pig and burned it

[Suuz1997]

ANGRY BIRDS :D

[rhl687]

Days like that make you feel like a dying cow?

[Zatrra]

Caroline is Cave Johnson's right hand pretty much and she is the person the A.I. GLaDos is based off :D I've played portal 2 like 50 bajillion times :D

[MrLastlived]

@Zatrra Actually, Caroline WAS GLaDOS, If you remember cave's "last words" he said to transfer Caroline's mind and brain (practicaly) to a disk and transfer that disk to GLaDOS.

[whoo689]

So... Kate's a lesbian? >:)

[vannigg3]

 A giants Man child and brittish nanny

[AnaliaLovesBen1995]

carolin is the name of a black vail brides song its such a beautiful song

[Archlvt]

2:42 what's that cory? Porn mirrors?

[gamelegend44]

oooo! i like the way that handbag strap just fits perfectly! mmmm! What? I cant be the only one who thinks that!

[Kitkat1885]

4:10

:O I HAVE THAT CHESHIRE CAT!

[carrie1390]

Did Cory get divorced? Couldn't help but notice no wedding ring at 2:44

[SuperKellyo]

@carrie1390 yes



[AlbinosRock]

Wow, Kate seemed really upset

[AlbinosRock]

Yeah, that creepy wooden pig should be burned or something

[tyco7474]

some helpful advice for you Cory. If your going to lift heavy objects, its better (for your back) if you lift using your legs.

[AlbinosRock]

That what I do with my technology. I yell at it till it works ;)

[tyco7474]

you just have to believe in the cake. believe in the cake. beLIEve. be LIE ve...

if you believe in the cake, it only lies more!

[CaitlinEnjoyOnline92]

@rockleo0208 Oh, really... Thank for letting me know. :)

[DigiDaniel1]

I don't need "Weiners" in my life!

[GuyzInWhite]

Cave Johnson: "Say goodbye Caroline"

Caroline: "Goodbye Caroline"

[gameboy0415TF2guy]

you need some tf2 on that open wall, it has to be done, or valve will explode and the will be no half life 3

[goremini181]

8:50 everybody knows this

[FireChomer]

1:35 - doesn't that count as an insult towards your couch?

...I don't think hell is very comfortable...just hot.

[halfpipeMASTER]

I love you kate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[intindse]

so is kate staight, bi or gay?

[takanuva588]

were to you get your portal artwork at?

[jack5760]

where did you get all or your portal art work from?????????

[TheSuperApplesauce]

why do u have a ps3 and not an xbox 360

[Catjaz63]

@TheSuperApplesauce He has both.

[monsterr12741]

I know you aren't into wieners but wieners are into you! LMAO! THATS A BIG WHAT SHE SAID!

[6235river]

9:33 The universal look of all women who are about to kick your ass up and down.

[iantrudgett]

Sea shells in the toilet... reminds me of Demolition Man...



[imapieface]

...but weiners are into you...

[Dazzeh1]

if Kate's looking for a boyfriend I could take her off your hands :P

[wafflecakepans]

CAROLINE GLADOS.

[spongebob052293]

Your apartment looks great... You got everything where you wanted it to be

[imapieface]

@whiteravengirl20 have you ever heard of portal?

[only1pirate]

Is that a single bed? .--.

[whiteravengirl20]

What does "the cake is a lie" even mean?!?! I've heard it so many times but I don't get it!!!!!!! Somebody please explain it to me! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JasonLGrey]

@whiteravengirl20 It's a meme spawned from the first Portal game, of which Cory and Kate are huge fans. You have to play the game (or watch a good walkthrough of the game) to really understand it. I won't say any more, because while the first Portal game IS pretty old by now, explaining the joke IS a spoiler. Sorry.

[wafflecakepans]

@whiteravengirl20 PLAY PORTAL.

[blackangeloflove666]

Cory, tell Kate I´m madly in love with her and if she needs a boyfriend I´m available ;)

[Pandabearflyer]

Kate is totally ur mom dude

[lanie5150]

omg love dude like hella!!!!!!!!!!

he is like a little kid going up to the mom asking for everything in the grocery store!!!LOL

[littlepyro13]

Kate didn't really pee. Girls don't pee. Everyone knows that girls get rid of bodily waste though their tears by crying at least three times a day.

[EpicJellyCake]

@littlepyro13 Thats not completely true. All girls are different.

[littlepyro13]

@EpicJellyCake what do you mean? Like crying 2-5 times a day?

[EpicJellyCake]

@littlepyro13 I'm saying that not all girls cry everyday

[kavyamj]

@littlepyro13 Boy's don't pee either.Everyone knows boys get rid of bodily waste by shagging themselves three times a day.

[littlepyro13]

@kavyamj lol you're one of the more creative responses. i won't deny anything. xD

[totaldramafan915]

@littlepyro13 omg your so sexist

[slupine]

LOL I was half expecting the next clip after the shopping to have you with bruises the way Kate was glaring.

[secretagentandrew]

its funny seeing a grown man playing a rated E-10 game in his free time, no offense

[itsnicholemarie]

You spelled wieners wrong in the title, Cory. :)

[ds99]

Your new place looks gorgeous Corey.

[teddysdrop]

glados is carolyn..the dude's assistant..who he wanted to live on..so they put her in a computer so she could continue to live..thus we have glades..

[Movman8]

sthe cake IS a lie cause you can't reach out and get it

[luvpinata]

@Xbox360Central why do you think her name is General Life and Disk Operating System?

[mrsbarkleyofcamelot]

Space jello??? LOL!

[AlexBright99]

What camera is that? You have inspired me to edit my videos in a fashion like yours. Right now I'm looking for a camera and I love that one.

[gamerella3476]

i find it weird that if corey dose smellovition i smell the smells.if he sets us on the carpet i feel the carpet. ITS WEIRD!but i can imagine me laying on the carpet then.

[d3monkill3rz]

I'll be her girlfriend! Let her know that we are together now.

[InsertNameHere2768]

btw thx for the portal 2 easter egg!

[InsertNameHere2768]

i need to visit living spaces lol

[InsertNameHere2768]

when i saw the entertainment center, i said "WOOOOAAAHH"

[leafpool2010]

i know why you named the lamp Caroline. Its because GLaDOS is Caroline

[kigid]

I still want to be called the purple cows!

[Xbox360Central]

The lamps name is Caroline because it is the wife of Cave Johnson and Caroline is also the mother of Chell in Portal.

[InsertNameHere2768]

@Xbox360Central uh caroline is glados

[Xbox360Central]

@InsertNameHere2768 Not exactly. Caroline is the voice and personality of Glados that was put on a chip and programmed into Glados. Caroline is originally Chell's mom.

[DragonCuali]

@Xbox360Central Actually Chell was part of the Bring your daughter to work day masacure, its impossible for them to be related :3

[Xbox360Central]

@DragonCuali The Bring your Daughter to Work Day Massacre is also a speculative story on how Portal started. They have considered Chell being one of the daughters or there's another story where they believed she was an employee that had escaped. There's no "true" Valve released story on that story. The most popular rumor though is Cave Johnson and Caroline (Glados) being the parents of Chell. The 2nd top rumor is the Ratman being Chell's father.

[DragonCuali]

@Xbox360Central My friend my Friend! If you look at the projects as you pass through that scene, her name is on one of the projects, the giant potato one. She had to be a child from the masacure

[Xbox360Central]

@DragonCuali Well if she is a child from the massacre then that supports the rumor of Chell being Caroline's daughter. Caroline just happened to be the one chosen to be programmed into Glados.

[DragonCuali]

@Xbox360Central Did the massacre not happen because of GlaDos? Regardless we will find out in Portal 3...Yes im positive there will be one

[Xbox360Central]

@DragonCuali Valve is known for not being able to count to 3. So we shall see.

[BeeArmstrong]

OMG Cory " I didn't do that, and I didn't just fart on your food." You are so funny!!

[rentluver95]

your house is awesome :D

[xlayer1]

no the cake isa lie

[Pinkfraud92]

who else thinks cory needs to do a remake of the mean kitty song for the new house?

[slupine]

@Pinkfraud92 It'd be like, Sparta sleeping and Loki pawing at him the whole video. LOL

[themooseisontheloose]

@Pinkfraud92 hella no remake the video not the song

[littleins420]

@Pinkfraud92

For sure...NEW MEAN KITTY SONG!! Def. a must!!

[link555116]

7:56 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[plan7a]

:D

[HALOGUYZ567]

The lamps name is Caroline... I see what you did there.

[mroom1469]

JK Rowling>Harry Potter>Harry Potter Literal Trailer>Tobuscus>TobyTurner>ka­tersoneseven>DudeLikeHELLA

THANK YOU JK ROWLING :D

[Paganbeliever]

This is the first time I notice some kind of emotional vibration in Corys voice when talking about private stuff, like the bed.. Something must have happened between him and Steph allright. I used to be one of those who wanted to know.. but now I guess I know

[MrVaatwastabletje]

were can I get the image of the cake as above his table?

[kotoko7]

that thing was a PIG!? NO THE F**K WAY!!!

[raymandrums]

you and kate not together?

[mysticana900]

@raymandrums He has a wife, Kate just works for him

[Mrinvisible0127]

kate hates weiners!

nice title =)

[PaigeBianca86]

10:53 made me laugh so hard! hahahaha

[nigelvictube]

Love your new place. The furniture is awesome.

[MegaBlindfire]

i like caroline, aka GLaDOS

[HMKfilms360]

Cory do you always put thing in kates cart that she dosent need

[AndreyAngulo]

you and kate are awesome!!!

[AlekHPfan]

I looooove the house! And all the art is freaking aweshum!!! :D

[gatesigirl]

Your new flat is amazing *steals house plan for sims house* XD

I would love to have a sofa like yours, IT'S HUGE!

[EpicJellyCake]

@gatesigirl what sims do you play?

[gatesigirl]

@EpicJellyCake Sims 3 on PC

[EpicJellyCake]

@gatesigirl Aww I can't play it then.... Unless I get my own computer but that won't happen for a while... so I'm out of luck for a while :(

[Kaylaneko2]

Cory i would just like to say that out of everything I tried tuesday after my accident to cheer me up and make me laugh this video was the ONLY thing that was able to make me laugh. I tried so many things, but the whole wiener thing with Kate actually made me feel a lot better. It's really hard to find something to try and forget about a tragic incident like what happened to me and you really saved me, thank you a lot Cory.

[poopylinklvl1]

guy's theres only room for about 1 person in that bed D;

[CarrieTH2010]

i think we can see now kate was the messy one, and i see zero sign that a female lives there. i mean who gets a new place and the wife is not in any part of the furniture shopping/moving.......uh....wh­atever

[Masterroamy]

during the making of this video i walked up and down the stairs thirty six times :) *stealth camo* 

[lazzyboytwo]

i love this vid ha

[kolespurgeon]

your getting old Cory remember the times (flash back in next video) ..... good times

[MrKittyFlicks]

I'm sorry Cory but this has been bugging me for a few days now. And I can understand that the answer maybe hard for you, but I really can't sleep over this. I know it's dumb and not my business, some people call me Dr. House because I HAVE TO KNOW!!! But My question is........

WHERES YOUR WIFE!!!!!!! I MUST KNOW!!!!

[OrangeJuiceGamerRawr]

@MrKittyFlicks  Ikr

[xlayer1]

@MrKittyFlicks i do agree where is yo wife

[DirtySanCheezWhiz]

I really want that pig.

[RemyVonLion]

how does Kate not have a boyfriend? she's like hot and awesome and stuff lol just sayin...

[DelightFools]

@RemyVonLion some things just don't make sense in this world makes life interesting though

[XxXDanielDinosaurXxX]

You should vertically center the Portal 2 poster where it is. :o

[CaitlinEnjoyOnline92]

@rockleo0208 Really? Good to know. :)

[sweetxnightmarexo]

I like where the Portal 2 poster is.

[MrChop3900]

Ahahaha.....ha.....aha........­.....hahahaha..ah. I get the portal 2 thing cuz Caroline is Glados or is Glados caroline IDK but ahahahaha. It was still funny.

[Kllrklub13]

You arent into wieners but wieners are (literally) "into you"

June 11 is my b-day

[Vicymorgan]

@Kllrklub13 June 11th is my bday too!

[cam1252]

i like portal more than u