The Des O'Connor Tesco advert

[DaveyC95]

Des you must be desperate doing an advert for Chavco...Bet you he shops at Waitrose, well I know he does actually...Still he is making a living, and after all "Every Little Helps"...I will not shop in there, too dominant, too greedy, poor quality food, SOME not all of the staff are horrible and they treat their staff and customers badly...Speaking of customers, some of them look as though they are out of Shameless.

[satchfan2010]

Des' nuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at his nose.

[Mr1SXM]

the last time i went into tescos i walked the entire store trying to find something that was worth buying. It looked like a penny bazzar, stuffed full of rubbish food, sugars and colouring. Bright coloured sweets and drinks and nothing that actually resembles quality food .i really dont know how people can consume such junk at any price.

[jimbo69secret]

hate dez oconner had 2 watch his shit when i waz a kid and shirley fuckin bassey

[fredwest1234554321]

@jimbo69secret - You really are a stupid moron. Des O'Connor's name is at the top of the page and you still can't spell it correctly. Are you a scouse, chav or both?

[tylerhaunted]

@fredwest1234554321 hey jimbo69secret don't mind this fredwest dude. He's just angry because he has a 1 inch dick - when erected. You tried to spell the guy's name right.... we all make mistakes and NO ONE cares. Except this fredwest dickfuck.

[fredwest1234554321]

@tylerhaunted - It's HauntedByIgnorance! The retard who's obsessed with the size of other people's dicks. It's because he's sensitive about his micro penis that he has to shrink other people in his twisted little mind, just to make himself feel better. Do us all a favour HauntedByIgnorance, stop taking the oxygen out of the air and just die, with your goat still on the end of your dick probably

[MsFanmail]

i love tesco

[Phallafets]

wow

[lavverlylad]

The ghosts of Eric and Ernie... I well up at this advert.

[TigerWalrus26980]

Nice cardigan, Des - very stylish, lol!

[happinesscounts]

Just like Morecambe and Wise

[themachman19691]

haha.loved this ad at xmas.when i first seen it i thought it was and ad for a new des album...lol

[8faizon8]

FEEL THA TESKO POWA

[bushra1901]

Well Our Tesco Is In The Next Town From Us

And Asda Is Only 1.03 Miles From Us

And Morrisons's Is In The Next Town From Us

[wer1300]

Hi! I`d like to ask if You could help me.

I`m planing to work in GB and I `d like to know something about life in GB. Prices, lifestyle, average payment....

If you don`t want to help me just tell.

Thank you.

Bye

[Mr1SXM]

@wer1300 DONT shop at tesco for a start. they are rubbish, and their meat is really poor quality. only uneducated taste buds go there as they cant tell what is good and what is bad.

[misshobbity]

LMAO!!!!! I only got to see this once but it was so HILARIOUS! And I found it here!! What would I do without Youtube?!!! Thanx for uploading this! :-D

[akerbie]

I only ever saw this advert once on Telly, but it made me laugh when I saw it. I hear that the advert was so successful that Des may be making another for Tesco, but that's just hearsay. Who knows?

[FabFM]

the every little helps should have coverd up his mouth... lol

[neiluk2006]

i'm a Tesco member of staff and liked this ad!

[LyricWatch]

Why did they change what he is drinking from beer to wine ?

[brooooniebaby]

this is sooo funny!

[steprestwich]

haha - what a great idea whoever thought of this!

[lwares]

The part when Des was going to drink his beer was funny. lol :)

"Picks up beer, takes to mouth... PING!" pmsl :D

[itsbanapple]

ahahah its so funny the bubbles keep covering him up

lmao

love it

[08annmarie08]

ROFL!!!

[broganmollie]

blooody hilarious

[superreg]

love this!!