The Cat in the Hat - Dirty Hoe

[thesulker1]

Did you film this with a potato?

[KingRamses1017]

@thesulker1 No she didn't.

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

There are so much mature humor in this movie. I laughed when I was little. Till I learned what all of them really meant, then I laughed even more till I ended up in the floor.

[bleachbabe05]

I loved this movie>XD

[SwitsaSwoo]

This was a family movie, but it got away with so much (a lot like Drop Dead Fred did). I loved every minute of this.

[TheAireaidLord]

6 people are dirty hoes

[DragonIceCrystal]

Alright Nevans...Time to die!

Cat!

*pause*

You Dirty Hoe! Im just kiddin baby i love you

[mariahmaru]

Time to diiiiie.

lol.

[XxKathyG13xX]

who plays the cat? His voice is so familiar. Is it Robin Williams?

[TheMissJordan811]

@XxKathyG13xX Mike Meyers

[XxKathyG13xX]

@TheMissJordan811 Thanks!

[TheMissJordan811]

@XxKathyG13xX Hahah You're welcome (:

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

@XxKathyG13xX The dude who played Austin Powers.

[UpTheExProductions]

so fucking funny

[Minervasux]

"You know, for kids!"

--The Nostalgia Critic

[MetalSnakeXD]

hoe is also a gardening instrument :P

[tinkpinksuperfreak47]

not an apropriate movie i got in trouble for saying that when i was eight and i learned it from this movie!

[ninomt]

i ment 1 and 4, not 5, or 2

[ninomt]

press 2 and 4 it sound like time to die , dirty hole

[ninomt]

press 2 and 5 and it sound like to die dirty hole

[ninomt]

if you press 2 for a long time, it gets creapy

[kalebknecht]

I love how much this adds to the film itself.

[supermariofan03]

"The Cat in the Hat" rated PG-13

[niya321]

love how they worked that in there.. ;D i didnt get the joke back in 3rd grade. i just loled because he looked ridiculous flirting with a gardening tool xD

[Killer23307]

dirty hoe lol

[BoopBopBeeBop]

i always knew this cat was perverted... OMG! lol

[s8413275]

the tool is called a hoe lol

[luvu299]

wow! i saw this yesterday and i laughed my ass off! soooo not a children's movie!!

[siso0101]

@luvu299 me too lol

[CLANProductions7]

LOL !!

[robloxguggi]

It's a hoe and it's dirty.

[psychobunny15]

@robloxguggi omg no way : /

[TheNayNayz]

"I'm sorry baby i love you ."

LOL

[clubpenguinrockz11]

@bigdog88ification shut up, they make micheal myers say it. its in the script.

[graveman86]

Loved this part because it was not inappropriate but then again it was. Its rated a family movie and they made something bad in a good way. Hoe (tool), a hand tool used in gardening. It's written that way in the script because it is a dirty hoe but what he sais after is what made it funny. Completely safe to watch and a great movie for children :p

[tacotisco904]

i think it has 2 much mike myers and 2 little dr. suess

[duskphantom333]

i liked the part were he said "dirty hoe"

[JaeDizzley1995]

The Cat is funny

[juizycutore1]

so much disturbing, sexual and profanitic content in this film.

I watched it when i was little, thought it was funny.

I watched it when i was older, thought it was extremely disturbing and am now scarred for life.

[handbrake101]

nice video

[brihi240]

Come listen to my "Cat in The Hat Rap" I rapped the whole book word for word! on my channel!

[iluvmypets1]

lol, i love tat movie!

[AnthonyEstephane]

Looks like Dr. Seuss's widow is digging her grave at this point of the film.

[sarahbug99]

>:O DIRTY HOE! Naah, Im sorry baby, I love you. :D LOL I watched this when i was little.

[oroizwvm]

allright nibbles time to die cat you scared him away dirty hoe im srry baby i didnt mean that

[TheShadowGirl1234]

WTF?! XD

[Jokrd00d]

i lol at the porn music about to play

[Wolffang1996Hyano]

lol

DIRTY HOE!!

XD HAHAHAHA!!LOL this is my favorite part,and i mean my most fav. part out of the whole movie!!XD

[gurgy73]

I love how he gets ready to lick it near the end. Mike meyers is the master of comedic timing. I love all his movies and his standup

[paramisticpaige]

haha. i watched this when i was little and hardly got any jokes.

Now i'm watching it and it's a good job i didn't get them :D

[sarahbug99]

@paramisticpaige Haha,SAME HERE :D when i was little when it censored SON OF A BTCH! I was like... :O :D

[secretbeiber101]

alright nevins time too die!

[retaredjoe]

dude shut up this movie is bad ass who cares what you think it this is one of my fav moive i mean really compare this movie with all the other rejects from 2003 movies

[Princess8Anime]

@bigdog88ification How old are you? I mean, get OVER it! It's just a flipping movie!

If you lack a sense of humor, forget the movie and never watch it again!

[vw200]

just that he says "time to die" is a little bit.. *cough* :p

[PantryClan]

LMAO we took a field trip to see this movie when i was in grade school. all the teachers were like WTF.

[MegaDeadpool101]

@PantryClan lol iknow dude i saw this when i was 6 or 7 and my mom laughed like hell i did not get it at the time

[MJistheKOPforever]

DIRTY HOE!......*waits*...im sorry baby i love you

[TheKeybladeWar]

did some reserch and the dirty hoe means a garding tool and sme sort of insult, so yeah, its not a bad word its a gardening tool

[DFGfunnyDFG]

@TheKeybladeWar woow that must've been some hard research.....

[TheKeybladeWar]

@DFGfunnyDFG lol

[TheKeybladeWar]

in the game when you beat a certain level cat says I CAME I SAW AND I KICKED SOME AAIEYYY THIS IS Family ENTERTAINMENT RIGHT?lol he was going to say as*

[brb1006]

@TheKeybladeWar I can't believe I never notice that! XD

[LiLMiSKEANUReEvEs]

Haha, my mom likes this scene only because it's suppose to be a children's movie and it has cursing in it. LOL! Like Shrek with Donkey saying "Oh HELL no!" (Shrek4)

[andreahad1]

the most funniest parts was when #1 the cat cut hid tail with the nife and said "SON OF A BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP­PPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!" AND this dirty hoe part we were at school watchin it and this girl fell off of her chair

[tablo213]

DIRTY HO/E

[karlitta1020]

hahaha -- this movie really should not be watched by kids under seventeen ((:

[joshdevil123]

omg i thought it wa 4 kids

[queenofsingin99]

ok nevins TIMEE TO DIEEE! ROFL

[Giok8]

SON OF A BI***

[platinumglitchmint]

This was a discrace to Dr. Suess's work.

[1moe7]

@platinumglitchmint friggin hilarious

[platinumglitchmint]

@1moe7 Yah it was funny, it just worried me that mothers brought there 4 year olds to this.

[1moe7]

@platinumglitchmint they're too young to realize what it means. this movie has so much hidden adult humor...i went to see it when i was like 7. i lmao'd

[platinumglitchmint]

@1moe7 Yah, that explains the pissed off mothers dragging their kids out of the theater, right?

[1moe7]

@platinumglitchmint lol i never knew that even happened

[platinumglitchmint]

@1moe7 Trust me, I went to see this in theaters, it did happen. I actuelly felt dirty watching it myself. :/

[vgcatsfan1]

litteraly!

[captainofentropy]

i love how Myers does a sort of intentional look towards the audience after saying "dirty hoe."

[BlackPhoenix1251]

DIRTY 'HO. XD All right nevens, time to die. XD

[sxlgame]

time to die!!!! hahahhah fucking hilarious!!!!!!

[Happygoop123]

SO FUCKING FUNNY

[lovingpink345]

hoe is another name for a rake

[dvxrider4lifee]

@lovingpink345 no shit

[AutobotGirl6]

DIRTY HOE!!!!!!!! XD

[drummer4life86]

lol this movie was so not for kids lol

[superfreakinawesome6]

@drummer4life86

my parents didnt let me watch this when i was little because of the "mature content/humor" i guess but now i watch it on tbs all the time lol

[MegaDeadpool101]

@drummer4life86 stfu lol jk and this movie was lol

[MultiTheBest88]

LOL

[mickey199397]

"cat u scared him a way"

"dirty hoe im sory baby i love u "

[XanderBrooke5]

Um my son just said dirty hoe and told me cat in the hat says it so it's ok. Not it's not. This is not appropriate for children. My son should not be saying dirty hoe. Omg. Lol.

[blacktearsmusic1]

@XanderBrooke5 same here buddy same here

[sporty572]

Time to die!!!!

[Wastelander1972]

Tiiime to diiie!

[leftysammy215]

lol dirty hoe

[Zinefilika]

@leftysammy215 what does it mean?? in my country they say "rastrera".. that word is a tool and a slang at the same time..

[59AJ59]

@Zinefilika A dirty hoe is another form for calling someone a Dirty whore

[Zinefilika]

@59AJ59 ohh, i got it. in spanish version they say something not so strong

[thatweirdguy10]

time to diiiiiie

LOL

[nezian1]

im your host the guy in the sweater

[nezian1]

fuck he tried to kiss that thingy

[nezian1]

hahahaha dirty hoe that was funny i like it when he says not this 1 in the start he says you pay this women 2 sit on babies thats disgusting made me laugh for 2mins

[LAsuperfly94]

"all right nevins, time to die" "dirty hoe" "im sorry baby i luv you" could this movie get any funnier?

[jamespatrick15]

yer what else do u suspect from the makers of the grinch

[LAsuperfly94]

it sounds like u think I never watched the Grinch before. Cat in the Hat was a little funnier than the Grinch but either way they are both funny.

[jtbowman132]

MY FAV MOVIE OF ALL TIME LOL

[clewi69er1]

thats so old but stilll makes me crack up LOL..

[mitchiefan1]

"dirty hoe" "oh im sorry i love you" OMG!

[kadrules666]

Dirty Hoe!!! lol

[Pwnage752]

Funny XD

[fuzluv95]

lol one of my favorite parts of the whole movie

[12Foofoo12]

my favorite part was he chopped off his tail was like SON OF A BI________(*&

[sesshomarulover1992]

im your host the guy in the sweater XD

[DDRrez]

i'm the guy in the sweater who asks all the obvious questions! :D

[sesshomarulover1992]

Now here to tell us about his astounding product for making cupcakes all the way from Cheshire England please welcome...

[DDRrez]

ME! :D oh I'm so excited!

[sesshomarulover1992]

I know right thats my fave line he says Lol just thats a random name XD

[0video0princess0]

XDDDD Dirty hoe XDDDDDDDDD

[56yuoi]

Dirty Hoe ithought this was a movie for kids but kids wouldnt get this at all.

[co1669]

Dirty Hoe

[alydansuber13]

haaa, i <3 this part :D

[greekbabi941]

wen this movie came out i saw w. my 2nd grade class. i didnt get it.

NOW I GET IT! LMFAOOOOOO

wonder what my teacher thought wen he sed this?

[Demon1Robe]

probably "oh crap"

[xcutioners]

DIRTY HOE!

[MsShortyFlow]

this is so funny...but who is he calling a dirty hoe?

[crazymonkeys120]

he is calllinqq the hoe a hoe a hoe is a farminqq tool that he was juss talkinqq to

[sgshitfl12]

why are all your gs a q? do you find that cool? oh and you spelled calling wrong.

[stargirl210]

"dirty hoe" "im sorry baby i didnt mean it" lol

[Zeke477]

Cat: Alright nivens. Time to die. lol

[graciie23q]

When i first saw this movie, i was too young to get that

LMFFFAAAOOOO THATS FUNNYYYYY!!!

[thecanadianemo2009]

i lol'd

[TheDynasty456]

this is so wrong but funny at the same time lol

[stonecoldvid]

I love this part i laughed so hard DIRTY HOE...I'm Sorry baby i love you!!! XD ROFL LMFAO

[INFORISISY]

this officialy classifies this movie as comedy and not a little kiddie show

lolol

[AWSOMEgirl521]

so funny!

I am watching it right now

the movie.. channel 551

so funny when he says "Son of a beeeeep"

LOL

i am only 14 yrs old kay..

[k9727]

this retard...

haha lolz

XD

[FonistJade234]

it was funny dont insult the movie so bad im sure you couldnt do any better

[musicum22]

that movie was so STUPID, and had nothing to do with the little kids books. and come on..... MIKE MYERS. albeit this is funny, but not for kiddies. this was almost like a satire of the cat in the hat, they should call it the cai in the hat, with a hard on.

[Polarboy9]

It's not really a "Little Kids" movie like the books, but it's more of a comedy.

[CIWwrestling]

your name isnt to great either.....musiCUM22

[dragon2Hpk]

hoe is a gardening tool, i think he meant dity hoe(gardening)

[AFROJASON666]

no its like a hoe as in a whore

[TheNia132]

lol i love this movie

[vickyy518]

lol!

0:00 - 0:04 !

[sk8boarder325]

lmfao!

[gamepower1999]

you fail at directing

[shinkoryu14]

Was it funny? In the context of an adult movie yes.

However, given that this was meant to be a children's movie, and people were bringing their four and five year old kids to see it... this was in very poor taste.

[magicmage316]

The cool part about double entendre is that it flies over children's heads

[SillyZowieNuttyhoppe]

ROFL

[HTjayneID]

LMFAOOOOO !!!!

[shkdbsahbdlabf1]

the only funny part but it was a good one

[tk6713]

dirty hoe im sorry baby i love you

[MrKwolf123]

alright nevins time to die

[AJ942]

lol i love this part,but they shouldnt put that in the movie lol XD

[clarance15]

I just cant believe they would put this in a children's movie.

[blackshadowflame]

lol "okay nevins time to...die"

[fredhead41]

haha

[66teamjacob]

this is FUNNY.... i like the dirty hoe part =D

[axznlol]

this is so funny

[jrodny2121]

had to do research on this because my niece called her mother a dirty hoe and we thought she was lying when she said the cat in the hat says it. guess she wasn't lying. don't see how this should be in a kids movie but not that sensitive about it. had to explain to her thats one term thats she can't say lol. as smart as she is i was not gonna tell her the meaning of a "hoe" that is not a gardening tool lol

[SPORtxoBABiE24]

lmfao...my brother called me a dirty hoe to..he watches this movie alott haha

[Moonstream360]

XD omfl this was my fav part XD

[kornfreak2719]

alright nevins....time to die!!!!

lolololol

[videomakingnoob]

he copied the video look 0:01

[LilianLemonade]

in the bottom y theres a chinese letters?

[brittanylovesuu]

Because I recorded it.

I thought it was a funny part of the movie.

Read the description.

[deemoneyinhw]

@brittanylovesuu kk

[DaBenMan4]

Lol i saw this as a kid i was like "WHAT???"

[HarryPotterRox17]

This is a kids movie everyone!! A Kids MOVIE!!! What a way to ruin a kids childhood.

[ScaryCreepyMonster87]

wtc (wut the crap) lolz

[30secondstomarscam]

LOL