Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be A Redneck

[MattL883]

IF YOU SPEAK WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT AND GO HUNTING A LOT...YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK...IF YOU HAVE A FORD F 350 THAT DOESN'T WORK, AND YOU HAVE NO MONEY TO BUY A NEW ONE, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK, IF YOUR MOM IS YOUR WIFE...YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK, IF YOUR DAUGHTER IS YOUR CAT...YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK...IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE ABC'S...YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK..SEE ANYONE CAN COME UP WITH THESE JOKES

[puppersings]

@MattL883 Having a southern accent has nothing to do with being a redneck. if you don't have a southern accent but you go hunting a lot.... you're still a redneck.

[peetey897]

If there are so many boats in your yard the landlords are complaining...

[Mudd0228]

Guiltyyy! :( lmao.

[fugatem1]

if you own a home that is moble with cars that arent u might be a redneck

[Socoolscienceshow]

If your girlfriend wins a pissing contest, she might be a redneck.

If you marry your gf cuz shes won the pissing contest, you are a redneck.

If your baby grows up becomes a marine and pisses on dead corpses you, you might want to stop breeding.

[KeepCalmandLove1D]

If you keep your working television on top of your non-working television--- you might be a redneck

[FireTeamZulu111]

The sad part: Im guilty of most of these...

[TheFreshbum]

if you buy presents for your sister, your girlfriend and your mother and all you need is one present....you might be a redneck.

[rickystardomer]

If you bet bucks (as in antlers and bullet wound) on your designated NASCAR driver against your buddies at the Daytona 500, you might be a redneck!

[kirbygb36]

if you go to a family reunion to find a wife --- you might be a redneck

[j34707]

if you strap trash to the hood of your tractor to go burn the trash --- you might be a redneck

If you have a gun that costs more than your tv than you might be a redneck

[j34707]

if you stap trash to the hood of your tractor to go burn the trash --- you might be a redneck

[caviper1]

Ok, I listened to this, and... I conclude I am not a Redneck. In fact, I am not even American. Still... the redneck species is international.

[joeleffler]

if you love Blue coller comedy,Jeff Foxworthy and all the laughs and this video...you may be a redneck

[taytay771998]

If you mow your grass adfind a car... you might be a redneck haha

[LOLRockstar2011]

youuuuuuuuuuuuu... might be a redneck

[bachelordan0470]

If you list suspenders as your visible means of support .... You Might Be The Redneck!

[Outsidetheboxz]

IF YOU were raised in a barn and your mom cooked you sausage..... You are shurnuff a redneck

[bachelordan0470]

You think the movie "ET" was about Earl Tupper .... You Might Be The Redneck!!

[Deefke76]

This man is brilliant !

[tony20jr8fan]

If you buy an ice fishing house that is nicer than your actual house you might be a redneck...my dad! lol

[ushockey08]

You know you're a redneck if you come from a rural area and behave as such.

[MegaSonicknuckles]

if u have a singing fish in more than 3 places in the house you might be a redneck

[slydawg221]

if your stepdad is younger than you are you might be a redneck.

[johnodalke]

If the word NASCAR appeared anywhere in your wedding vows, you might be a redneck.

[rueve1311]

if you prefer to be called appalichain american, you might be a redneck

[ProInSnow]

lol here's one: If your car doors work perfectly fine and you get in your car by climbing through the window, You might be a Red Neck

[islandhappenings]

omg, this is soo funny!!! XD

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

this guy is 1000000 times better than that lary the cabel queer

[beebeeblah]

@THEFLYINGREDNECK

you know thats not nice...

Their both good comedians, they both have similar styles but are completely different in their own way!

>< i don't mind either of them!

[vlmdvm]

I absolutely love Jeff Foxworthy!!! heres a couple for him:

"If you think that Bambi is a scientific word for dead deer, then you might be a red neck"

"If you consider your best fishing buddies to be your six pack of beer, then you might be a redneck"

[shade32113]

if your mowing your lawn one day and you find a car, you might be a redneck (i know i failed at spelling)

[rednecklover2011]

what is up with YT, I just tried to make a comment and it said comment pending approval. ???

[NeotheCat93]

2:45 i acually saw that!!!!!

[KudoXYukiko]

if you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Mississippi...you might be a redneck

[tophrocks96]

im a redneck woman! an dadgum proud of it! i can bealch my name!!!haha!!

[Vibemastre178]

If you go to buy a tub of ice cream and it's empty BEFORE you reach the check-out counter, you might be a redneck.

[youtubinredneck]

if you open a can of beer during church you might be a redneck

[Vibemastre178]

If you can drink a twelve-pack of Budweiser in under five minutes, you might be a redneck.

[MrNascar1111]

I am an indian redneck

[karboomafoo]

if your dog passes gas and you clame it is my favourite EVER!!!!!

[ultrajd]

He's right I live in northern Washington state and there are tions of rednecks where I live.

[brandonzer0]

if you walk your dog and you both go on the tree you might be a red neck!

if you concentrate on an mayonase jar because it says concentrate you might be a red neck!

[redhed67]

How does he know my family? Is he stalking us?? ;)

[saixlauracanter3]

If you're loud and obnoxious and funny as hell, you might be a redneck

[neverunderstoodatall]

ha ha ha ha I know I'mma redneck and darn proud of it.

[Dynastar231]

If your dream car is a Camouflage Lamborghini, you might be a redneck...

[horsenina1]

You might be a redneck if.......... You ever cut your grass and found a car.

You think the stock market has a fence around it. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater. You own a homemade fur coat.

directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."

your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

Your kitchen doubles as a bait store.

[lilxhater]

if u drive a pick up truck and you just use it to drive around guess what guys you might a redneck.

[aggiesfan95]

if you think the stock market has a fence around it you might be a redneck

[diditanddone]

Is there something wrong with me if I can apply to all of these?

[joshuabrooks21]

If you've ever been to a wedding and a yard sale at the same time.....You Might Be A Redneck!

[TANNERGRN]

YEP, I AM 4 SURE

[truckerschild]

If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain........... you might be a redneck

[Lexiehoney911]

If the nut cracker is something you did off the high dive, you might be a redneck.

That one has to be my favorite! :P

[Dynastar231]

If you think an Ego is a brand of waffle, you might be a redneck! 

[ChouBunny]

@Dynastar231 it isn't? O.o''?



[deweystorm]

@Dynastar231 isn't it?

[SpringMist1]

@deweystorm thats what im sayin!

[8100cowgirl]

i have the redneck dictionery...

[Dynastar231]

OMG! LOL! "If you ever mow your lawn and find a car, you might be a redneck..."

[TheSingingSweater]

FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!

[KudoXYukiko]

i own a waffle house credit card, and the last two summers we couldn't afford bathing suits.

[estyle40]

Man, I could listen to these all day; they NEVER get old! I`d rather hear these than work!! Seriously.......

[MrNascar1111]

gud