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  • you dont have to bring the kids lmao

  • LMFAO! This guy looks like a creepy pervert!

  • lol..at 1:15 they are from India..!!

  • Haha I love how everyone is so surprised that hes actually attempting to go on a date with these girls

  • haha 1:05 the guy on the right is like damn he got moves.

  • 2:20 her book lmao..."how to spot a dangerous man"

  • The girl with black hair, sunnies and the black dress was so lovely!

  • 2:06 I started fuckin cry right when he sat down hahaha

  • wats the song wen he gets a date?

  • 2:40

    You're welcome virgins.

  • o sh!t! Skippy GET IT!!

  • 0:54 what is she doing? she is so stupid, get a life !!

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  • 1:01, The guy on the right's expression :D

  • It should be SKIPPY THE PIMP.

  • there really should be a like all videos button, would make it a whole lot easier than liking them all individually!

  • LMFAOO ! SMH ! BURGER KING OR MCDONAL !!!

  • Skip!! You got it going on!!!!

  • I'm just wondering why that lady would even consider going out to lunch with Skippy at 1:16

  • i shat my pants laughing when i saw what book she was reading

  • totaly not real (the end)

  • @joaqui2409 Well.. no duh

  • @joaqui2409 he states that the last girl is a friend of his...you should read the descriptions...

  • the funniest thing in the world would be if skippy asked jennamarbles on a date and she did her face to make him go away.

  • i like how the other asian girl just stands their having no clue wtf he said LOL

  • whats the song in the end?

  • he is being trolled by the fairy lol

  • 80's Porn music :S plus digitalrev :S

  • People like you mr edbassmaster make the world a better place by puting some laugh on the streets

  • I laughed as soon as , well, let's just say "0:01".

  • I didn't read the info first and when the chick said "Shakespeare?" I actually cheered for Skippy!

  • 0:49 to 0:57 is Australian. <3 Represent.

  • lmfao.

  • click cc and transcribe audio

  • that last part THROUGH ME SOO OFF!! hahaha

  • 2:18 So ironic.

  • My hero

    

  • Okay skippy is my favorite character

  • :forever alone:

  • Excuse me mam ,youre so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

  • burger king or mcdonalds, your choice.

  • 2:03 MILF

  • Awww women are so shallow.

  • I don't know how the hell he doesn't feel embarrassed when doing this. I feel embarrassed myself only by watching lmao

  • Just found your videos tonight -- answer me this, at the end of the video, where the girl says "Shakespeare?", was she scripted or not? If not, I will start making videos like this myself for fun.

  • well done bro

  • He actually gt a chick

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  • haha the end was scripted

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  • Shakspear?....Hep LMAO :)

  • socks in sandals are nerdiest thing

  • @neronbey *sexiest thing

  • lmao!

  • 1:05 the guy behind him is like 0.0 rofl!

  • I know some girl in the video lol

  • Get u some Skippy

  • soo do u come here often ;)

  • ahaa greattt!!

  • never set cc on with skippy

  • whats the fairy bitch doing?

  • I love Skippy. Ed's best character.

  • never alone

  • Forever alone. ><

  • that is so scripted at the end D:

  • Never alone

  • WIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

  • skippy + pooter?

  • swag

  • This just goes to show that looks DO matter

  • How do you come up with such great ideas. Like going around and talking to strangers, dressed up as different people?! How did you come up with that?! I am hoping for some good ideas for my youtube account. If you get the time, check it out, and help me out! Thanks!

  • Skippy is so cute!

  • that chick in the fairy suit was weird as shit

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  • I thought that was seriously a random woman's book title hahah! But seriously Skippy's charm + Ed's looks...

  • Her book is titled "How to Spot a Dangerous Man"

  • @tinaaaaaax funny

    

  • @tinaaaaaax hahahaha lol the Irony

  • @tinaaaaaax omg that is soooo funny

  • you got mad balls

  • Sweet apple loops

  • 2:13 How to Spot a Dangerous Man. XD

  • hahaha! pedofile to the max!

  • Skippy is the man in 5B that's making it rain in 4B.

  • 2:29 made me pee my pants

  • Thanks for a really loud laugh.

  • yey skippy got a girlfriend

    

  • how in the world does he keep a strait face

    

  • i feel bad when people rject him

  • @teloyquude what made it funny was the fact that you probably got fooled by it, making you the person being pranked

  • 2:14...

    Did the book help?...obviously not.

  • ladies how do we do?

  • don't you wish your boyfriends were "hep" like me.

  • lennie from mice and men

  • I have a friend who looks and acts just like him...

  • skippy is a mac...

  • aaahhhaa that is sooo creepy

  • Im Sure The Creator Of This Video Isnt Enjoying These Comments Very Much...

  • Trying to find Ashlieisbored comment!

  • the lady at 0:20 should have went on a day with him, they have the same sandals :D

  • @queenjazz1 and the lady at 0:30! ahaha

  • i cant find swollen in times square

  • now im 16 and i do .. have some .. good body ppl say but

    HELL I AM SACRED AS HELL IF APROACHING GIRLS

    and thos skippy just hussles them OMYGOD

  • any 1 know the music at last ?

  • HeP

  • haha how to spot a dangerous man then she see's him and thinks their goes one lmao

  • YOU SHOULD NOT ADD IN FAKE ONES INTO THE MIX. Tha's bloody tragic, because it calls into authenticity all the rest of them, and therefore makes every video he does less funny. That is an ABSOLUTE no no. Plz don't ever do that again.

  • @teloyquude It was just one funny segment. It was very obviously fake. Stop complaining.

  • @pixiefairy10 If you actually read my comment, instead of just spouting off, you would realize that it's not just about this ONE segment. If any of it's fake , then it's ALL fake. RIP credibility.

  • @teloyquude No, that's not necessarily true. You can think it's fake all you want, but most of it is real. Plus, you used "spouting off" incorrectly. Don't say I'm doing something when you have no idea what you're saying.

  • @pixiefairy10 Yes, it IS true. If one part of it is fake, then it calls into CREDIBILITY the authenticity of all the rest of it. Just like if someone has been proven to commit purjury on one thing that they said, it casts a shadow of doubt on everything that they said. You may not understand or agree with the concept of credibility but that doesn't mean that it's not a real thing nor that it's not important. Now, as far as my usage of 'spouting off'.. don't just say that I used it..

  • @pixiefairy10 .. that I used it incorrectly without giving a reason, or that means you are just talking out of your ass. That is called an assertion without proof. LOl, look pixie, or should I say fairy.. you don't want to argue with me, you are a mental midget compared to me.

  • @teloyquude To spout off means to brag or to speak out publicly. I most certainly wasnt. Besides, I wasn't trying to argue with you. To me, you're just someone who has nothing better to do than argue with people. Don't bother replying back. Save yourself the time of arguing with a mental midget like me, and find someone else to your standards, then.

  • @pixiefairy10 You most certainly weren't speaking out publicily?? WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU CALL A YOUTUBE COMMENT SECTION- YOU DUMBER THAN FUCK RETART?? And don't worry about my time, I never expected anything in it for me by responding to such a boneheaded loundmouth like you, I was doing it out of charity for YOU, so that I could correct your ignorant thinking. K, you can fuck off now, ungrateful ASSHOLE.

  • @teloyquude your the only one who cares

  • @rpg8778 oh, am i? Tell me then, do you *always* respond to issues you don't care about, or is it only when you're deluding yourself into thinking you don't care?? Because whether u realize it or not, whether u like it or not .. YOU CARE. Why the hell do you think you watch his videos hmmm? I doubt it's because people pay you to watch them, so you're watching them because humorous payoff for your time is important to you. And this sort of crap DIMINISHES the humor payoff.

  • @teloyquude You're a dumb ass. Of course i care about it being funny i meant your the only one who cares if he adds something fake to the video because to everyone else it doesn't diminish the humor.

  • @rpg8778 Good, I see the retard is making *some* progress here. I've gotten you to admit that you care if the videos are funny or not, that's a good start. Now you just have to realize that being fake really takes away their funniness. Try to imagine all the pranks he does, for example ugly face, and just think what they would be like if you found out his victims were in on it the whole time- that he PAID people $5 to act stupid when he acted stupid. That wouldn't be funny at all it...

  • @teloyquude You're such a fucking dumb ass i wasn't trying to hide the fact that i thought the video was funny YOU just misunderstood what i meant. ALSO why do you just all of the fucking sudden just ASSUME that everyone agrees with you? Retard.

  • @rpg8778 listen you mouthy little prick, the fact that I'm arguing with u right now means that you DON"T agree with me. Where do you get the idea that everyone agrees? You are one of the biggest fucktards I have ever seen on youtube, seriously. You should take a picture of yourself and send it to ed bassmaster, he could make a retarded character based on it lol.

  • @teloyquude what the fuck? now your just making shit up! I never fucking said i agreed with you retard.

  • @rpg8778 you said that I assume that everyone agrees with me, what's the matter your mentally ill mind can't even remember your own psychoic delusions any more?

  • @rpg8778 ..it would be, well, just STUPID. Unless your a complete moron and totally unable to think for yourself, you should be able to realize if you think about it enough, that the humor of ALL practical jokes, wether they be candid camera, just for laughs gags, ed bassmaster etc.. the humor of all of them comes from the fact that the victim is being fooled and we as the viewers are 'in on the joke', and that they are really not, and their reactions are genuine. That's what makes the..

  • @teloyquude I also have to say that was a fast response...

  • @rpg8778 .. that's the whole reason they are funny.

  • @teloyquude No shit but i don't care if they are real or not as long as i THINK they are real then they are still funny because you don't know so you still get the same reaction as long as they are good actors which i haven't seen any obvious acted reactions so its funny. And yes I realize that they told you that the last one was fake which was the joke. it was just supposed to be like a happy ending for skippy you were supposed to know it was just as fake as skippy.

  • @rpg8778 "No shit but i don't care if they are real or not as long as i THINK they are real " GREATTTT! .. more progress :) Now you understand that you must think that they are real in order for them to be funny good. Now, just one more lesson for you to learn here , then we are done. If he starts throwing fake ones into the mix, HOW IN THE HELL is that gonna help you to believe that the others are real? It could only cast doubt on the idea. It may not seem like a lot to do one fake one..

  • @rpg8778 ..one fake one, but it's a pretty big distinction. What if you caught your girl/boyfriend cheating on you? But wait, it's only just that one time right? We are still to believe him/her when they insist that they have been true every other time? The fact that they just did it once means that it is a trivial matter, never worth considering again? BULLSHIT!! As I said , it's not just this video that it affects but it's a loss of *credibility* that sadly will now affect ALL videos..

  • @rpg8778 .. affects all videos he made in the past and will make in the future. Now, EVERY FUCKING TIME we watch one of his videos, now the question is there.. "Is this another fake one?" Once you have crossed that line , you cannot come back. It pollutes the purity of what he does and forever tarnishes it. I don't see what the fuck ur problem is that you are so utterly and pathetically incapable of understanding this. No one could be that stupid, I think u must be trolling me.. well done

  • @teloyquude this has nothing to do with someone cheating on me or even the fact that he only faked once. I am just saying I DON'T CARE IF IT IS FAKE AS LONG AS I DON'T KNOW IT IS AND BESIDES NO ONE AGREES WITH YOU EVERYONE"S COMMENTS SEEM TO BE POSITIVE SO YOU SPEAK FOR YOUR GOD DAMN SELF AND SHUT UP DON'T BOTHER RESPONDING BECAUSE IM NOT GOING TO READ YOUR RESPONSE

  • @rpg8778 Shut the fuck up and listen you mouth breathing all caps user.. if he cheats on you it impacts your ability to trust in the future. If it turns out some of EB's vids are fake, it impacts the ability to trust his other videos to be non fake. Is that clear enough for you you FUCKING MORON?? It's called a comparison- deal with it!!

    "I DON'T CARE IF IT IS FAKE AS LONG AS I DON'T KNOW IT IS" .. but I thought you said that you KNEW this vid was fake? Oooops, contradicting yourself?..

  • @rpg8778 .. that's a sure sign of mental illness, confusion or, BEING FULL OF SHIT. My guess is that it's all of the above in your sorry case. Go fuck yourself asshole for comming off as such an obnoxious pretentious jerk, and being wrong about it at the same time.

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  • @teloyquude Its very easy to tell what's set up and what's spontaneous. Ed explained that the last part was scripted. If that ruins everything for you, too bad. They're not your videos. If you think the humor has left Ed's vids, stop watching, and go make your own. If you want to rot in a well of pessimistic anger, that's fine, but there's no reason to push it on other people by insulting them and trying to suck the laughter out of them. Get the stick out of your ass and stfu. Bartle doo.

  • @Ashlieisbored You're so full of shit you need an enima, if you think u can convince me that you knew before the fake part started that it was fake. At first for quite a few seconds, unless you are a psychic , or dare I say psychotic, that anything gives it away. The words on the book aren't legible, and shes just sitting there reading a book. You're telling me you have some bullshit delusion that you could tell IMMEDIATELY that it was fake?? I call bullshit you lying sack of human excre.

  • @teloyquude Oh and if you could read, you would see the little message below the video that says, "Special thanks to Maria Angelica, Skippys lucky girl at the end of the video. She is an actress from NYC and a dear friend of mine. All of the other people in this video were randomly approached by Skippy." But you're obviously too stupid to notice that. Wow you're almost as funny as Ed. Not in the way of comedic brilliance, but in the way of absolute idiocy, which tickles me.

  • @Ashlieisbored B0TH 0F YALL ARE ASSES CUZ YALL KEEP G0iN BACK AND F0RTH LiKE S0ME FUCKiN KiDS

  • @davissierr54 WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU YOU FUCKIN GEEK.

  • @Ashlieisbored Yes, I can read, if you think that I can't read and your typing me all this nonsense then you must truly be a mental case. But if YOU"RE not too stupid, you might realize that PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO READ THE FINE PRINT every time they watch one of his vids, to see which parts of it are faked. If he want's to do that kind of slimey stuff he should bloody well have a clearly written disclaimer on the vid itself.

  • @Ashlieisbored .. you lying sack of HUMAN EXCREMENT!! And yet more bullshit when you say that ed explained it, because HE MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT YOU STUPID FUCKING LIAR. If he explained it, the quote the time!! mmmkay? I'll wait. I'll look for your response, where you quote the time where he explained that, but I know it's not coming, because why? BECAUSE YOU"RE FULL OF HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD. They're not my videos? Well guess what, neither are they yours, and neither is this site that..

  • @teloyquude Please don't stop spouting twaddle at me. Your horrible attempts at making me feel bad are quite amusing ^.^

  • @Ashlieisbored you appear to enjoy having abuse thrown at you, obviously you're not the sharpest tool in the drawer.  Probably I'm the only one that will give u any attention at all, how sad.

  • @teloyquude I'm being helpful and constructive by distracting a maniac so he has less time to insult undeserving people who are just trying to have a few laughs. Youre the one who seems very prone to nonsensical tantrums that almost always pertain to fecal matter. Whats with your obsession with shit anyway? I digress, my statements are solely in answer to your ramblings. I saw several of your comments calling people "FUCKTARDS" and whatnot so I stepped in to point out who the real "fucktard" is.

  • @Ashlieisbored Hahah, nice one dooshbag, ripping off my lines about distracting someone from bugging others. And, no, it's ME who's being selfless and magnanimous donating all of this valuable time of mine to someone who obviously has no life and no friends and no hope of ever changing that, just to set them straight about a few things and teach them a lesson for their obnoxious behavior. And I am not obsessed with fucktards or shit, it's just that it seems most youtube commenters happen to..

  • @Ashlieisbored ..to be the former with the latter for brains. You are the perfect illustration of this point.

  • @teloyquude Your confusion of imagination and reality is what leads me to believe you're insane. It's okay, I've been there. But you're never going to recover if you don't admit/accept it. I only recovered when some random stranger (Much like my current self) pointed out how pathetic I was. Think about your life. Your lust for insulting people surely reflects some deficiency. Correct this error in your life and perhaps you'll realize being a total ass is not the best way to live. Best of luck <3

  • @Ashlieisbored 'confusion of imagination'? what could this possibly even mean? I think the fact that you use such preposterous expressions demonstrates who the really confused one is here. Hahahah, really hilarious that people call you pathetic, and you go around braging about it. Who can blame you it was probably the nicest compliment you've ever gotten in your sorry ass existence. And I have NEVER EVER EVER insulted ANYONE, get it?? It's not an insult if it's TRUE retart!! Sounds like.

  • @Ashlieisbored ..like you're getting ready to run from your last comment. Not surprising, I knew I would beat you, only surprising that a bonehead like you even lasted this long against me. Hhahah another one bites the dust. K, u can fuck off now :)

  • @teloyquude Lol you're just tooo funny. I realized there's no point arguing with a lunatic so I stopped. Enjoy your delusions wacko

  • @Ashlieisbored ..this site that you are on right now, called youtube. So where in the blazing hell do YOU get off telling me which videos I can or cannot watch or that I am not free to express any opinions, while you sit there and RANT and RAVE at me like a fucking lunatic!! Omfg, the height of hypocrisy. I'll take a stick and shove it up your pansy ass (sideways mind you) so far that it will pop out of your faggity bitch mouth and you will taste the shit that you are full of. Fuk wit me kid.

  • @teloyquude Lol you're insane dude. Seek therapy. Have fun with your pointless rage. Pathetic

  • @Ashlieisbored I must say, that last response was very immature. Purely an ad hom attack. Do you get off on trying to hurt others?

  • @teloyquude Haha, first you tell Ed how to make HIS videos, then you bitch about people telling you to relax and shut up. And you call me hypocritical? Then you resort to playground insults/threats because your feeble, hatred blinded mind can't think of anything else. And you accuse me of trying to hurt others. That's immature hypocrisy. Lol I used to be like you, then I learned how to think. The funniest part is you think you're smart. Angry adolescents like you just make me laugh XD

  • @Ashlieisbored Have you ever even WATCHED one of ed's videos you stupid fuck? He actively asks for and requests feed back. Hence, the fact that I support him and give him this input does not reflect negatively on me in any way. No, quite the contrary, the fact that your dumb ass is too lazy to think of anything constructive or helpful to say, other than your inane little tantrum rants, shows that you are nothing but a waste of breath. Why don't you just delete ur account u fucking asswipe.

  • LOL 2:17 How to spot dangerous men

  • "I don't wanna be single for another forty years" lmfao awesome

    

  • The time to go on a date with me ... Cheaky

  • March 5th. ♥

  • FAKE.......!

    

  • i love how the girls book at 2:20 says "how to spot a dangerous man" lol

  • @MrXXTHATONEGUYXx already pointed that out... thanks though

  • the chick at the end is in one of those jack vale elevator farts, she must be one of these guys old lady.

  • so where is swollen in times square???

  • good job at the end skippy 

  • :42 looks like a meth addict

  • Ladies, how do we do?

  • MORE MARLIN PLEASE!

  • how the eff can that fairy keep a straight facee faaarkk

  • wtf is up with the fairy at :50??

  • at the end fake but funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • i dont know about u guys, but im taking notes!

  • 1:55 definitely Aussie, TRUE BLUE!