The Old Negro Space Program

[allahgoatlover]

"Omnipotence"? Are you fuckin' serious? Dat be wun edumicated negro!

[jbjtiger86]

Is the old man being interviewed in overalls, "Bookman" the building super in Good Times?

[SteveHaynie]

@jbjtiger86 Yes, that is Johnny Brown. Read more about him at imdb.com.

[mcstaford]

Lots of un-employed "black astronauts" around today!

[uberrrich]

LOL!!! "If you were black and an astronaut, you were out of work" OMG! i can't handle his retardation.

[Lavard14]

@uberrrich Now its full of "black astronauts" because of affirmative action.

[CrystalHunter1989]

"Talk about getting lost!"

[khaostorm]

Haha, the "expert" has a shirt that says thug life...

[quinndiesel1977]

The Sullivan Carroux letter is fucking brilliant! Shit woman...it is cold as fuck up here!

[hoogelex88]

7:30 Is the funniest thing ever.

[EatYourprettymess]

that was hilarious! salaam aleikum

[Ibringthetruth1]

4:24 haha. where's the cadillac?

[royktubeyou]

no african ever said, "where can a negro get a job". totally fictional.

[allahgoatlover]

@royktubeyou lofl! true!

[opeamlom]

Kill white pigs, Kill white pigs,kill white pigsXD

[opeamlom]

your no different then the black thugs u white pigs hate so much lol i might as well say Kill white pigs:/

[Elmore3141]

Stinky Pete he beez da bestes astranut of dat time!

[steelermia]

"it sure is fuckin' cold up here .. yes sir .. I 'bout froze my motherfuckin' nuts off .. god damn"

[steelermia]

"I told Alita Monroe that I was working for NASSA, the negro american space society of astronauts .. got laid that very night" haha

[steelermia]

what's funny about this video is that you know a lot of blacks actually believe this

[thedisbatcher]

Why does genetics have to be so racist :( Black people cant get any high intellect jobs because evolution was racist to them and made them too stupid :(

[opeamlom]

Fuck white people they all should die from skin cancer!!!

[bunyonb]

@opeamlom KILL ALL THE FILTHY SHITSKIN GROIDS!!!!!!!!!!

[stanphries]

7:25 makes me laugh every time.

[therussellfamly]

AFRO-NAUTS!Ha!

[jojodenstore]

racist

[KAR98STORMTROOPERSS]

Ok who told them Kentucky Fried Chicken has a restaurant up there...bad mistake!

[TKZ100]

This is absolutely hilarious.

[BooteyMasta]

NASSA- LOL!!

[BrendanIsCool]

LOL niggers

[BooteyMasta]

@BrendanIsCool -You racist fuk.Go get a life!

[Quex01]

Hahaa, this is the bullshit, they teach in universities now.

[liveleakTV9]

lol

[GMovieSeeker]

I laugh my ass off each time they say "negro" in the movie. Damn it I'm such a racist XD

[85szabolcs]

"Swing looow sweet space rocket

Comin' fo' to carry me to spaaaaace..."

[CyanideSun1294]

Suitcase Jefferson...

[mutalix]

Damn 7:28 lol.....what can I say that hasn't been said about that scene.

[lackman15]

LOL! This was pretty funny.

[ZeusMantooth]

"...space is one cold muthafucka. Yessuh. I 'bout froze my muthafuckin' nuts off..."

[nclodfelder]

 when the negro astronaut peter "stinky pete" carver caught fiire in a church parking lot they just casually extinguished him and he was ready for launch the next morning

[akathekjb]

This documentary completely ignores the contribution of the Hispanic-centric "Illegal Aliens Lunar Colonization" mission. Granted, it was run by the KKK and they pretty much just strapped border crossers to some spare Saturn V rockets that were just sort of pointed at where the Moon might be but it was still a contribution, dammit!

[Elmore3141]

I think Obama should go to the moon and stay there.

[jackflack1516]

I type-oed. I'm going to hell :(

[jackflack1516]

This stuff is funny omg I lauighed hard. lol This will be our real space program soon sadly.

[wiserguyer]

its a story lol

[wiserguyer]

to funny



[gb5uq]

The Old Negro Space Program ... Yeah, like you expect that from a race that still hasn't invented the wheel, codified a written language or built a two story building.

[mstrultan]

My goodness! It's certainly a lucky thing for all of us that YouTube is available these days! Otherwise, the truth might remain forever hidden.

[skipplet]

There was a typo on the shirts... it should have said NAASA ("National African American Space Program")

[kurpochelo]

Buzz Aldrin could pass for white.

[leonardodalongisland]

Very well done. Funny as hell!

[Hammer88cajun]

The only space program negros were intrested in was smoking pot to get high as the sky! LOL

[tashkentboy]

@Hammer88cajun LOLOLOLO

[SnoreFox]

@Hammer88cajun Do you always laugh at your own stupid gags, fartknocker?

[Elmore3141]

Jus as I suspicioned! We black folks got to da moon befo you white folks. An we built the peer-a-mids when we beez eegipshuns, long ago.

[theshow2k8]

@Elmore3141

HAHAHAHA

[Mintpepperoni]

@Elmore3141 I get it. You're white.

[zengin19]

@Elmore3141 translation ?

[schnel127]

hahahahahha what a joke... this is ridiculous xD

[UnchartedV]

lol, who cares if this video is racist? It's FUNNY. I'm sure it wasn't made to offend anybody. It was made for good humor.

[TheBlackNinjaMan]

This video is so racist, I'm reporting this channel to youtube right now.

[amarranazo]

@TheBlackNinjaMan -- excellent tongue-in-cheek comment.  You're hilarious dude!

[tuckerch]

@TheBlackNinjaMan How did that work out for you?

[NYBaller35]

@TheBlackNinjaMan report yourself off a cliff

[FlankerVT]

There are negros in the space program?

[TreadwellJay]

This is BRILLIANT! Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Perfectly done.

[ordinaryJeff]

I laughed. Great video.

[shadowtempest91]

where can i find ITA subs for this one?

[w9j15g]

We learned about this in school during Black History Month. Everybody was like, "Oh, man! We was denied our due!"

[cyberspore00]

There oughta be segregated drinking fountains today for non-stupid & stupid. Problem is, there ain't enough water around to quench the thirst of the number of ignorant (usually racist -- of all colors) lunk-heads.

[BeyondNeptune]

the smartest 1% of niggers are still dumber than a box of fucking rocks.

[FrostbitexP]

@BeyondNeptune

you jelly of the niggers.

[Drrck11]

Tasteless.

[fvgdfbdokd]

@Drrck11 the comments on this video are pretty tasteless but I think this video is really great satire.

[ultrakool]

not true. negroes didn't participate in the early space program because they didn't want to ever have to say, "yes nasa, no nasa". besides, none of them could ever get the helmets on over their afros anyhow, so...

[zipthepinhead]

Gotta love the white-as-snow professor of African-American studies with his little African-style hat, and his constant self-correcting of his speaking. Also loved the Klansman at the launch, and the letter home from that one "blackstronaut", "It's cold like a muthafuck up here" :P Gotta admit though, I did enjoy his Civil War documentary a bit.

[boomting86]

warren fingerroot

[uuuultra]

Come down South....we hang them here

[flakfernrohr]

How did they package chitlins, watermelon and greens for Space Meals?

[hotrodius]

♪there goes Loopy Louis ♫ hahahaha

[koreanorange23]

Black-stronauts, lmfao

[xelmonitoxD]

But this vid was hilarious!



[jestercow]

hahahahahaha Blackstronauts...

[FunnyRandomShitLoL]

@jestercow LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gnredbull]

Thanks ASSHOLE. Got a D- on my project.

[Kady81]

@gnredbull lmao!!!

[C1TeamMidNight]

The narrator at 1:08 sounds like that black guy from Fallout3.

[RaRitsujun]

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[KJVWordofGod]

NASSA....hilarious!

[sprjcube]

lol at the thought of blacks becoming astronauts...

[TroubleMan21C]

@sprjcube Whats funny about it?

[notavailableisnotava]

But werent monkeys the first to go up in space...........jk.I cant believe i just said that.Its funny though.LMAO(I am not racist since i am a minority;)

[chiqabonita92]

@notavailableisnotava yes, you're right... racism is a monopoly only caucasians have... it's absolutely impossible for minorities to be racist

[xelmonitoxD]

@chiqabonita92 that's the dumbest thing i have ever heard. Racism = hatred, fear of, prejudice towards someone on racial grounds. For example, if a non-white hispanic doesn't like white people, he/she is racist towards whites. Why? because you don't know each and every individual white person or know if they're good or bad. If you generalize about them being racist then YOU are racist because you have made a negative generalization about billions of people based on their race. Toma.

[chiqabonita92]

@xelmonitoxD could you please look at the exaggeration of my comment?? "a monopoly only caucasians have" you honestly think that was meant seriously??? LOL it's called sarcasm dumbass xD

[xelmonitoxD]

@chiqabonita92 Not seeing any noticable signs of sarcasm at all. At all. What are you talking about. You are just making yourself sound more and more ignorant. you should probably just stop while youre behind. hahaha

[chiqabonita92]

@xelmonitoxD "Not seeing any noticable signs of sarcasm at all." than you sir, are just plain stupid... hint for you... words like "monopoly" "absolutely impossible" is called exaggerations xD if you can't understand sarcasm why are you watching this video at all???

[skipplet]

@notavailableisnotava Yeah.. it's impossible for minorities to be racist.

[doobiesmoke15]

Wow, they never taught us about any of this in school!

[future4you]

@doobiesmoke15 Me neither, it must have been a cover up!

[lunger2006]

ah the good ole' days! before all the crime and poverty! guess all good things come to an end...just look where we are today. On the verge of Communism.

The day NASA adopts Ebonics for the Negros is the day Hell freezes over. Well it would be a good way to get KFC on the Moon.

[GmasterJoelio3]

WHITE POWER! haha jk.

[biozamadotcom]

Ken Burns = the ultimate kiss ass

[jody808]

"it is cold as fuck up in here" I nearly busted up, lol

[Currahee05GT]

I'm all for shooting Negros into space.

[Bazuna]

They need to do a documentary about the origins of SEGA (Segregated Arcade) and how the idea for Sonic the Hedgehog was stolen by Japanese ninjas in the 60s.

[ROCStorm]

After 1966, the government reduced the number of days in September to 30 to disprove the negro landing actually happened.

[fingersmcginty]

The real untold lunar story is the Catanauts, or, as we ground crew used to call them, kitties in space. Before Apollo, before Gemini, before Mercury, there was Buttons, the orbiting cat. Buttons, unlike the Soviet Laika, the dog who died in space, made a successful landing and lived to a ripe old age with none other than Henry Kissinger (the cat, not the secretary of state) in Florida. Another one of those suppressed stories.

[BubbaBodecker]

How can we gather all the planets negros and send them into deep space in search of new worlds? Lets prove to them that the white race has moved beyond racism and toward equal right! Before, it was whites only in space but now we could send them all!

[jatroup12]

"Negroes Land on Moon". Page 24...I completely lost it! ROTFL!!!!

[RetroToledo]

@jatroup12 I love the slow fade out too!

[docsab]

That was funny. I loved the guy on fire shooting into the tree... hysterical.

[TheDuckmonk]

Nassa. Lol.Oh and white guy as a professor of African American studies. Epic. White guys only do Ph.D.'s in women's studies for the punani, African American studies have no such allure.

[jatroup12]

This is so cleverly done. I hope white and black can come together and ROTFL at this video!

[BubbaBodecker]

My dream is to see all the Negros blasted off into space to search for new and exciting worlds deep in space,really far from here. We could e-mail them photos of us smiling.

[pingusmith]

@BubbaBodecker loool

[MarkArandjus]

♪ There goes Loopy Louie...

[Verdunhunter]

Should have packed all the blacks in a giant spacecraft and sent them on a one-way trip to the sun.

[supercreamysperm]

@Verdunhunter That's exactly what I was thinking. But I suppose that's too much to hope for.

[tgregan]

Sarah, my love for you is deathless. It seems to bind me to you with mighty cables that only omnipotence can break...

but shit woman it is cold as fuck up here!

[mbamtefa]

lmao @ 7:28 .. smh ..

[Cepical]

"Blackstronauts" LOL

[Giles9393]

NASA was finished putting Primates into space by the late 60's! :o)

[Towncrier123]

The funniest video on YouTube, by far. I bet Ken Burns loved it.

I've been waiting or "Fox and Friends" to run it as a real news story.

[bittersylence1]

The only reason this nigger got a job, was to fuck Allita.

[jeraphillips]

Isn't all this racism shit getting a little old? Come on people grow the eff up and get over yourselves. The video was funny and that is that. People that have to take it to the point of name calling should just be shot in the face, period.

[jatroup12]

@jeraphillips Yeah, I'm not sure murdering people is some how much better than hating someone for the color fo their skin.

[gregpphoto]

If that is your intention, or intent.

[PattyPattyBuchBuch]

@nonthere, I only see one person here who's obsessed with talking 'bout black dongers, and it ain't Ken Burns.

[nonthere]

@PattyPattyBuchBuch Now how did I know that some asshole like you would pop up to make the obvious joke? But facetiousness aside, here's the real issue: Your boy Kenny is as big a leftist, revisionist propagandist as Michael Moore. Bullshit cultural marxist propaganda that has eroded this country for at least the better part of half a century. And that's no joke.

[nonthere]

This vid skewers Ken Burns to perfection. He has it coming. His documentaries inject race into everything (the Klansman at the launch was hilarious). And like someone else said, he IS condescending.But it's more basic than that. Baseball: "Oh the discrimination of all those superior black players with their long, black bats!" Unforgiveable Blackness: "Oh the injustice that a big, strong black boxer can't marry who he wants! Let ME be your white woman, Jack!" Yeah, Kenny boy, we know, we know...

[bodiebroadus29]

@nonthere

I don't fault Ken Burns for "injecting race" into subjects like the Civil War, slavery, and the Negro Leagues. Just how much of a fucking crying racist idiot are you?

[nonthere]

@bodiebroadus29 Haven't you heard? The race card expired. No renewal. So keep your asshole little rant to yourself. I am white and for my race first and foremost. You don't like that too fucking bad. Your boy Kenny is a bullshit little anti-white propagandist. It's all fake outrage promoted by sheltered suburb punks, and with black flash mobs attacking whites all over the country no white with sense buys it any more. So fuck you.

[crazybatcheat]

@nonthere Flash mobs attacking whites all over the country? Seriously, Klanboy? I realize that inbreeding does affect the rational capacities of its victims, but try to use your brain like a big boy and talk sensibly. Just because you got your ass kicked by a superior physical specimen who happened to be black doesn't mean you can say there are black flash mobs attacking whites all over the country.

[crazybatcheat]

@nonthere Flash mobs attacking whites all over the country? Seriously, Klanboy? I realize that inbreeding does affect the rational capacities of its victims, but try to use your brain like a big boy and talk sensibly. Just because you got your ass kicked by a superior physical specimen who happened to be black doesn't mean you can say there are black flash mobs attacking whites all over the country.

[nowgleaning]

@bodiebroadus29 Yeah, totally agree. not sure how it's possible to avoid the issue of race in such subject matter or how it was "injected" in. Maybe I was been being overly sensitive when reading all of those history books (totally misinterpreted what the Civil War/slavery thing was all about, btw...oops!)

And, seems like 'nonthere' is the one doing the ranting.

[doobiesmoke15]

@nonthere Is Ken Burns a GAY?????

[KCSteak]

That video was "out of this world". Pun intended.

[brilliantWISEgenius]

I do not really believe that the congoids and pygmies of subsaharan blacks have a high enough IQ to come up with any major discoveries or accomplishments on their own in the sciences.

A classic example of this is the Zambian space exploration

THe typical reply to this is that science is racist, and whitey be keeping us down. But how would the small brained low IQ Zambians even conceive of the astrophysics behind space exploration?

[brilliantWISEgenius]

coloreds are so amusing when they attempt to get serious about copying and even calling out absurd claims of surpassing caucasian science

Zambia's space exploration program is a fascinating example. I am NOT making this up. The silly fuckers thought they could train astronauts by rolling them down hills in 55 gallon steel drums!

for more information and to debate African science look up youtube vid "Zambia's forgotten space program" watch?v=M9Do3dz9TR0 look up "Makuka Nkoloso"

[ogrish84]

No nigger went to space.

[BrettS81]

Hahahahah, 7:28 so funny!

[Vulcanscienceacademy]

Brilliant!!!!

Brava!