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  • "You want to go back be a bartender? A short order cook? (WTF is that) Or a F-ing scientist?" Dana, I dont think any of those guys are qualified to work in scientific industry.

  • whos the asian guy lol

  • Dana has really aged due the hard work he does daily compared to how he looks in these videos. Time has sure gone without realizing. Thanks for all the great fights Dana and the UFC

  • This aint survivor vote em off, no you beat em off... errrr that didnt sound good did it

  • Why you no make weight?!?!?!ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

  • why you no want be fucking fighter?!?!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

  • 4:14

    BAHAHAHAH

    & Beat em off...

    >:D

  • makes me sick

  • I'm suprised no one's done a beep count yet

  • beat em off.. lmfao

  • beeb .... fu.. beeb ... fu .... beeb

  • fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck

  • Mr Dana BEEP* White.

  • fucking beeps are getting on my nerves!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • who is sad enough to dislike this video or any video other than friday

  • You're out. Clean out your locker at the club, bro. You're fucking out.

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  • Dana used to be lean haha

  • 2:27 Dana Corleone?

  • @Michaeljapseyemillar

    ahahahaha

  • @Michaeljapseyemillar dude that fucking made my day :D

  • Lobster ur gone!

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  • "You a drunken retard too?"

    "Yeah."

  • Dana White speaks dolphin.

  • filthy jew ;p

  • "Judy! What the fuck is wrong with you?" my favorite part. LOL!

  • @Phoenix4hire what the fucks up with you? your a drunking retard too lmao thats a good part too lol

  • "all around good guy" why don't you just suck his dick already.

  • @slimjim88 that would get you off, wouldn't it?

  • "it's season nine muther fuckers!, what the fuck do you not get?" lmfao

  • Im the BOSS, the MAN said it.

  • bartender, short order cock and a fucking SCIENTIST, a fuckfing scientist?? How awful is this lol

  • Half of this motherf*&()ing bulls*%^ was f*&king censored.

  • hahahahahahahaha beat him off

  • Dana white is a Bau5

  • Dana's pissin' and moanin' about alcoholics and their behavior, but hey, who ensures that the house is STOCKED with alcohol? At best you're an enabler, at worst a hypocrite. These guys are young fighters with aggressive personalities, what do you think happens when alcohol is involved?

    But let's talk solutions then: how about TUF removes ALL alcohol from the house and prohibit fighters from drinking for the few weeks their on the show? That's half of everything Dana bitches about, gone.

  • @hootiepaladin You think it's his fault that some of them can't drink responsibly and control themselves? You think it's better to punish everyone in the house for the actions of a few? Letting them have a drink or two isn't an issue and they should be able to control themselves and have discipline. They are martial artists after all.

  • @bigp132

    A couple of things:

    1) These fighters are training to fight for the world's biggest MMA promotion company, they can go a few weeks without alcohol.

    2) The fighter are aren't permitted to see family, watch TV, use the internet, have books, use or possess a cell phone, go out on the town, etc, (to prevent distractions I imagine). All these prohibitions set up alcohol abuse.

  • @bigp132

    3) While filming the show, these fighters are essentially on the job, and to prohibit alcohol (among the variety things prohibited) on the job is mere common sense.

    4) Speaking of common sense, if the history of the show is of one alcohol incident after an another, again, running a dry house entirely smart AND reasonable.

    5) Since the program introduces new fighters to the show every time, the fighters will deal with dry house just fine.

  • @hootiepaladin i think they do it on purpose. alcohol creates drama, and like it or not most people probably watch for that stuff. one of the seasons they just focused on the fights and none of the house drama and people were complaining about how boring it was. .

  • @hootiepaladin

    They shouldn't have to run a dry house. It's about taking responsibility for themselves. If they really want the UFC contract, they'll train, eat properly, and cut weight. If they fuck about then it's up to them. It's not kindergarten.

  • @Fanatic72nd

    Okay, they're adults. Fine. If they're going to allow alcohol they should allow: cellphones, books, laptops, TV, visits into town, internet and many other activities that "adults" are expected to enjoy.

    It's hypocritical and childish to bitch and complain as Dana does, while creating the conditions for alcohol abuse. Again, if the history of the show describes alcohol-related incidences time and again, perhaps the sensible solution is to remove the common source.

  • @hootiepaladin lol the hell are you talking about, alcohol and drunks make for 80% of the viewer ratings of the show, why the hell would they eliminate it? Dana is just playing his part in the gimmick lol

  • @onokaoonokao

    These people are fighting. That's much more interesting than alcoholics slurring their words and throwing stuff in the pool.

  • ...beat 'em off....

  • ha that season 1 roster was fucking awesome. Leben, Koscheck, Griffin, Bonner.

  • Awesome video!!

  • this aint survivor you don't vote him off, you beat him off ;) lol fukin dana

  • you are 190lbs, and fucking 4foot3. LOL

  • Good guy Greg.

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  • He says the F word too much.

  • Beat em' off.

  • gotta love em

  • dana white dont piss him off

  • I love how Dana talks with his eyebrows lol

  • its a sad thing that dana wanker white has monopolised this sport - the only sport in the world with ONE promoter - so sad to watch these grown men having to suck his nuts if they want any chance of a career in mma. And what a hypocrite - fat asshole bitching about people not making weight!!

  • @jonoderidder hahahahaaa.... Indeed. Gotta love Dana tho as much as you hate him... Sometimes i think he thinks he is bigger than the sport of MMA, which is horrible. I fear that in his push to make mma as big a sport as NFL NHL MLB etc, that he will fuck it up to bad and it will lead to the sports demise

  • the thing about dana is he's real. he doesnt put on a fake personality, everything you see is him. i respect that. and i think being upfront and "offensive" is better than being a fucking hypocrite

  • 1:00 the blac dude look like he was going to start crying LMAO!

  • I think he is pretty fucking funny . yea you may not agree with everything he states , but damn he doing things correct and runs a strict , tight , ship

  • Yeah to you people hating on Dana White, you wouldn't fucking know what MMA is without Dana White, it may not even still be around if it wasn't for him so for matklstrength and the 16 fuck heads who like his comment, I'm gonna say get off Fedors dick and realize what the guy made this sport into.

  • The part about doing pushups and jerking off I thought was the best. White's got lyrics.

  • Without Dana there would be no UFC.

  • he would not dare say 99% of what he said to these guys had they been under different circumstances

  • Dana is the fuckin' man. If you don't like Dana you're a pussy.

  • i dont know why people hate on dana white he is a awesome business person, and he doesnt take shit from no one.

  • dont vote him off beat him off lol

    

  • Beat him off, LOL

  • Dana "The Godfather" White at 2:30.

  • @CoolSebbe431 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Fuck dana, he acts like he's eveyone's fucking dad I'd love to see him get knocked the fuck out.

  • So many bleeps...

  • Dana white is the worst thing ever happened 2 mma

  • @FfmMainhatten he is deffinatly a smart bussiness man but he manipulates and treats people like shit so it6 of 1 and 1/2 dozen of the other no ufc without him but its also changing and alot of great guys have stepped away because of him

  • go home fuckn do push up and carwheel and jerk off

  • Let me summarize this video:

    "Fuck."

  • 2:03 "bro your not even fucking famous yet" lol what a dick

  • he is so fat now

  • This is why I love dana. He takes care of his sport. He only wants the best to represent his company. What's wrong with making good business choices? Nothing

  • @ArrowHyphy More like he treats men like animals just to gain and benefit on his own fortune. The dude is worth 150+ million and his partner is worth upwards of a 1 Billion Dollars yet he can't pay some of his best fighters the money they deserve for getting their ass in a ring and fighting like gladiators

  • @ArrowHyphy  He's an unethical piece of shit who has just "average" knowledge of MMA. He's rich, thats it.

  • Dana is the President of the UFC, and that is his first priority as it should be. Sometimes he has to make unpopular decisions and boot off guys not cutting the mustard. No is bigger than the organization and imho I think he does a pretty stand up job most of the time.

  • he wasn't quite as fat back then

  • 2:28 Dana sounds like the Godfather

  • Hacked bitch!

  • the funniest part is at 2:27 he sounds like Don Corleone

  • GSP deep throats Dana whites cock daily

  • Dana White is a Mastermind !!

  • my beep name beep is beep Dana beep White beep mother'beeeeep!!! stop with the hate on Dana you cunts!!

  • 2:27 Dana in fucking Godfather mode..

  • "All around good guy"

    *Facepalm*. When did you start watching MMA? Last year?

  • dude's a money hungry ass,

  • i like the bit where he says "bleep"

  • "youra druken retawd too"

  • your gone lobster!

  • your a drunken retard too! ha

  • 1:05 anthony johnson

  • Dana white is one of the smartest people out there. Theres a reason why ufc us where it is today and its him.

  • He says "Fuck" in every moment lol

  • @deatheej 2.19 to the next one he doesnt :P

  • haha im the boss

  • How can anyone like, support and endorse this walking definition of the term "duplicity", "hypocrisy" and "self-contradiction" called Dana White.

    I think its just so sad to see so many supporters of someone as two-faced and morally rotten as Dana White, I just blows my mind.

    Youth's moral values have been completely distorted these days...What have their parent's learn them? "be two faced, lie every time just to get the position, steal, deceive, step over others do all just get the money!"

  • @VEGETADTX Dana showed me how to pee on your moms face, and smell your dads butt

  • @freeofjesus And this comment of yours will learn you how to be ashamed of yourself once you grow up....eventually....

    Have a nice day!

  • @VEGETADTX the only thing that grows is my giant pee pee, so I will make pee on your moms face, and have a giant smile. Your are a dumb old man

  • The Jesse Taylor lecture was his best moment.

  • hi guys

  • he doesnt have best moment,s he's a cunt all the time.

  • @matklstrength Done more in his lifetime than your whole family history i bet.

  • @k3vinheyland

    doesnt stop him being a cunt

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  • And you , you are a drunken retard too

  • @popper504 and the dude nods his head like "yeah I am"

  • ..F#@K!..

  • Real hard work right there.

  • 64 fucks in that video.

    funniest part: "this ain't survivor, fuckin` vote him off, fuckin` beat him off . . that didn't sound good did it?"

    bahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • "Lobster, you're gone" LOL!

  • bahahaa Melvin's hair..

  • :54 Jens Pulver laughing at Dana lmao 

  • what a miserable guy.. just standing and F*** Beeeep-ing swears in front of new and talanted fighters. I know he is the UFC president and he has the right to do that but he is exploiting that privilege. (my opinion)

  • @crashpedo he might be a dick alot of the times but he is the fucking man I idolize him as a promoter

  • @bunghole211 Me too dude! He has strong personality, im just sayin!

  • 3:34 IM THE BAAUUWWSS

  • hi bleep fi"bleep

  • Also I love how Dana acts mad when the TUF people act like retards...yeah fucking right. He knows it brings in viewers and he loves it.

  • Dana white is a dipshit, and appeals to similar dipshits

  • @TheRussian1 yeah you're right dana white is a dipshit I mean he only brought mma to the mainstream audience and made it the fastest growing sport yeah what a dipshit

  • @bunghole211 America= / = not the whole world. And the Fertitas are the ones who saved the UFC, not Dana "Fucking" White.

  • @TheRussian1 the fertita's didn't save the UFC they own ZUFFA and they hired Dana White to do there work for them. It is Dana White who runs the UFC day by day not the fertita's if the fertita's ran it then there would be no need for dana white

  • @bunghole211 You know what saved the UFC right? Arguably it was TUF, which the Fertitas pushed, and Dana was originally very much against. Most of the top talent coming to the UFC and fueling its popularity was also little of Dana's doing, as PRIDE's collapse was a whole seperate fiasco on its own.

  • @TheRussian1 yeah TUF did save the UFC but who brought in the money so they could run something like that Dana White. Yeah it was the fertita's idea and a good one so they did help save the UFC but for the most part it was Dana White who saved it and brought it to the mainstream

  • @bunghole211 Why do you repeat yourself? "Brought it to the mainstream" Dana White isn't a qualified promoter. Fertittas just keep him because they owe him something that turned out much bigger than they could imagine, i.e. the idea of buying the UFC. Otherwise, Dana White is only a happy fucker who plays Mr. McMahon and runs the UFC hype machine.

  • @EunusRex Why do I repeat myself? Because that is the only argument I need. And the fertita's also keep him because no one can promote the sport like dana. And he might not be a qualified promoter but he might as well be one there is a reason why he won promoter of the year for 5 years straight Dana White probably is one happy motherfucker I would be too if I ran the UFC but he is no Vince McMahon because White doesn't isn't as greedy and doesn't exploit his fighters deaths

  • bleep bleep bleep...

  • dana is the fkin man

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • I like how all of this takes place on the ultimate fighter

  • Does dana have tourettes?

  • 1:23 joe rogan clone

  • Dana almost crying at 2:43 It shows the kind of man he is. The kind that actually cares.

  • I speak his language. After watching 13 seasons of TUF, I hear censor beeps as words, and that's not even a joke.

  • BEEEEEP. That is all.

  • you don't vote em off, you beat em off.

  • If i had a dollar for every censor on this video, i'd be rich as #&%$.

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  • a lot of these contestants are retarded.

  • Damn, Dana is like from a teenage Football movie.

  • 0:35 best moment ever xD

  • @Rand0mGameStuff thanks i have been raping this button fuckin hilarious

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  • Say what you want, but without Dana the UFC would not have come an eighth of the way that it did. And he's fucking hilarious too.

  • Fuck dana white

  • i like when he said *beep*

  • It's kind of odd when an aerobics instructor is asking real fighters if they want to be fighters.

  • Bossman.

  • 'this ain't survivor and shit, vote 'em off... fuckin' beat 'em off.. that didn't sound good did it?'

  • all i heard was beeep beeep

  • 2:28 - Mafia Dana

  • whos the guy he calls a lunatic and not even famous yet

  • @PointBlank76AntC jesse taylor seasoon 7 rampage vs forest he got booted for harrassing people at a bar and kicking out a door of a limo

  • My ears are ringing from so many beeps.

  • After watching this, I'm thoroughly convince Dana White is fluent is speaking Morse Code.

  • "bro you're not even fuckin' famous yet"

  • i think he was high on power back in the days but now he is less of an ass

  • @420DROOPS21 Huh? Are you serious? I'm a big fan of Dana but his head is not getting any smaller my friend.

  • LMAO @ 02:53 - 0:254

  • Dana White is the Boss

  • 2:32 Don Corleone

  • @Perkulezon Donald Cerrone?

  • woah Dana White is pissing me off with his language. Somebody should tell him he is not that cool tough guy he thinks he is...

  • piep pieep piep pieep .. piep pieep pieeeeep piep pieep piep piep pieeeep !!! FUUUUUUUUUCK !!!

    (c) dana white