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  • Almost kicked the fucking third rail lol.

  • I really hope this woman was arrested for public intoxication. Small price to pay, considering the alternative was death.

  • Respect to that man, what a Hero!

  • Funniest thing I've ever seen. I laughed way more than I should have done. What a legend..

  • YO WASSUP THERES A GIRL ON THE TRACK< STOP THE TRAIN DAWG SHES LAYING ON HER BACK

  • In case of emergency, flap arms repeatedly to make train stop.

  • Thumbs up for the old man who stood there,risked his life for the stupid bitch!!He certainly is a man with balls of high grade steel!!

  • wow that train stopped fast

  • In the TV version, not ONE mention of her being impaired.

  • I remember this, the old guy is an usher at the garden I was at the game when they honored him

  • hey, no one held her down and forced her to drink booze, if you want to get so pissed that you cannot stand up, then fuck you. you want others to save your sorry arse?

  • what the hell?They atleast should of got in and picked her back up instead of stand there!

  • @DownSouthAce because on most subway tracks exposure to third rail usually results in electrocution.

  • fuckin retard

  • that old man risked getting hurt to save her life. there is hope for humanity yet.

  • In Soviet Russia, you run over train.

  • It looks like they are giving the driver the sign that there are Angels in the Outfield.

  • worst. nightmare.

  • She was looking for platform 9 and 3/4s.

  • @TumisHumis lmfao

  • LOL

    At 1:37 it actually looks like the guy in the front tried to stop the train with his hand XD

  • LOL

    I read the title and looked at the time like... why is this taking so long... so i skipped to 0:34 and was like...: why are they trying to fly? XD

  • They all just wave their arms instead of trying to help her...

  • @AwesomeFish12 no one would risk getting run trying to lift that bitch back up

  • stupid bitch,

  • That deserves jail time... Stupid Twat !!!

  • drunk lady:lets get drunk lets go to a train station

    me: yer get runned over think before u do somming retaded

    she sould of died its will be goood 4 her teach her a lesson i will love it if that happen but nooooooo the men had to stop the driver just 3 secs 2 hittin her but noooo good part ...SPOILT ITS JUST SO SAD like dis if u agree she was stupid bllaa and retardeddd

  • @SuperFiona12 Firstly, learn how to sound like a mentally healthy person before claiming that someone is retarded. Secondly, what if that woman was someone related to you? You would not be saying the same thing.

  • drunk lady:lets get drunk lets go to a train station

    me: yer get runned over think before u do somming retaded

    she sould of died its will be goood 4 her teach her a lesson i will love it if that happen but nooooooo the men had to stop the driver just 3 secs 2 hittin her but noooo good part ...SPOILT ITS JUST SO SAD like dis if u agree she was stupid bllaa and retardeddd

  • @SuperFiona12 It wouldn't teach her or anyone a lesson because she would be dead. Hopefully the shock of the near miss DID teach her a lesson.

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  • If that guy hit by the train @0:39 was Chuck Norris,the train would have been destroyed.

  • she may not have been hit by that train.....but i bet when she came to....the conductor probably knocked her ass out....or someone else....

  • Jesus... that could of caused serious damage to the train

  • that train broke like a fuckin boss

  • @CaptainAAllen just wrong man.

  • THATS WHAT SHE GETS FOR DRINKIN ORPHAN TEARS! DUMB A**!

  • Drunk woman said " Dang it".....

  • yeah,.,,,,,,,if she did die i dont think anyone rly woodve cared

    she was drunk and it was her fault

  • hahahahaahha PARTY ON yaaaaaaaaaa

  • If she just stayed in the kitchen, she wouldnt have almost got hit by a train.

  • They didn't scoop her up because they didn't want to get hit by a train you fool, what a stupid thing to say, there is no room to hide, if your on the track the train fills up the whole width of it, she needs to be thankful and you need to stop asking stupid questions.

  • just curious why the person/people didn't jump down, scoop her up and get the other side of the tracks? Would have been a lot safer.

  • @benjilake yeah ur right there was enough time

  • Bloody hell, how near to the edge was that? God bless to everyone there.

    Without them she would have been a losser.

  • what a fucking idiot. if you're that trashed, you hold onto shit.

  • @1111Davo1

    I laughed when I read your comments. I have held onto a lot of shit in my time! Not so good if it moves with you. Still here though!

  • thank god that train had GOODYEAR tyres.

  • Oh my goodness! This lady was indeed very lucky and I hope when she watched this video it made her look at her life and STOP drinking!

  • See the smoke at the beggining? It's a demon taking over the chicks body and trying to kill her.

  • 21 people are not wicked smart to click the like button

  • the people who "waved the train down" did not do any thing it was the driver. the trains need at lease 1/4 of a mile to stop if not more. (depends on how long, full, and fast it is going)

  • Fucking Idiot

  • fucking idiot

  • what an absolute fucking idiot.

  • @QuIcKySiLvA This is what happens when Booze is legal.

  • that's awesome

  • It took about another 20 seconds for the train to arrive to the drunk, that's enough time to go down there, take the idiot out, and climb out.

  • women can't handle their booze.

  • Should have let natural selection take its course, no advancement to the gene pools with this dozy old ho.

  • They made a House MD episode based on this, which I am watching right now on Global.

  • Fucken drunk bitch. Dont know why but I fucken hate her and not this happy

  • shut the fuck up with the god thing geez theres no fuckin god welcoome to the 21 century idiots

  • @ChaeGyungX stick to your own beliefs and leave other's beliefs alone

  • old men came to the resue.

  • Man why do people get drunk.. Alcohol taste nasty and some very spicy . and waking up sober feeling like shit..

  • @AshLeey69xD You are right. Jesus did not drink any wine because it is forbidden in Islam.

  • God loves all his people, so he saved the woman. God protects all that is good in this world.

  • @helenmont312 Don't be ridiculous.

  • @CRISNCHIPS12398 Why do you say that? God is our protector.

  • 0:02 ghost !!!

  • Yeah here's an idea, when you're totally wasted smoke a cigarette whilst standing right on the edge of train tracks. Fool.

  • shes a pendeja for drinking too much corona

  • Look at all the lovely red squares coming up on the screen in the first camera angle. They are supposed help with our security. Apparently they do not work that well.

  • should have just got run over FUCKING BITCH

  • People need to stop hating on the man for not jumping down. He looks elderly, and by the time he climbed down he would of probably been hit as well. Dont expect everyone to be able agile enough to jump down and push her out of the way.

  • Whats so fucking wrong with ppl?? Why ewery mothafucka calls unknown girls for a bitchs??? Why? I watched one vid where train hitted women and in comments r only "bitc bich bitchy" and same here. Why so many ppl are sensless fucked up shits та блин пашли вы нахуи, лохи странныи.

  • Another fine Bostonian. Boston has MIT, and Harvard but the natives (meaning the people who are born and raised in this fine city of corruption) are the most ignorant inbred people imaginable. I really don't know why people make fun of the south.

  • bless there heros she sould be greaatful that pissed woman!!!

  • If you look closely the first man could've gotten kill trying to save the lady.

  • CHUBBY CUPPY CUPCAKE BOY

  • I think this falls into the category " the kindness of strangers". Very brave men.

  • Should have stayed in the kitchen bitch.

  • @EcstasyDavid HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA this shit was extra funny after reading all these heroic comments and shit hahahha

  • @FreshtoDeath90

    How is it funny? It doesn't even make sense. I'll make a racist or sexist joke as well, but if it's not funny and doesn't fit...

    You might as well just write, "Haha dumb nigger" for every single video that contains a black person. Would you find that funny? It's pretty sad when somebody doesn't limit themselves as far as racism/sexism goes, but yet they STILL can't be funny.

  • @EcstasyDavid

    The kitchen? Is this your attempt at a sexist joke? Dude, it doesn't even fit. How about, "Should have stayed at the bar"? or "This is what happens when you choose to take public transportation when drunk"? You're not very creative, are you?

  • he is alright

  • LOL @ 2:28 when she gets up, sees the train, then falls back down again on her stupid drunk ass.

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  • That's a heck of a time to pass out.

    I bet later on that lady was like, "This one time, I was so drunk..."

  • KEEP WALKING JOHNY

  • She didn't fall, she fucking jumped. Those old nosey bastards ruined everything by flagging down the traindriver like fucking pussies.

  • @angels77100 there heroes and just cos you cus and do newt else with your life doesnt make you better you sad act

  • boozy slut

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  • @1radash because they were old and would of got ran over too. the train was already coming, they did exactly what they should of did.

  • @BREW343812 there were two of them, i think they could have helped her, so we'll just have to agree to disagree...

  • @1radash  they did help her. they got the train to stop and that's why her dumbass is still alive.

  • @1radash You probably are the only one because her drunk stupid a** is the one at fault here. Don't blame those elderly men for not jumping down to save her. This is exactly why you don't arrive drunk at a railroad station and then stand on the edge as the train is approaching. Idiots like her do not deserve us sober people to risk our lives for them.

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  • Don't you love how out of that huge corwd of people, the two old men have to try and wave the train down. 'm very positive that there had to be some man in the crowd who would have been able to junp in and help here out faster. Love what this ,world has come to. Bravery at its finest level. The old men were great though speacially the one who wouldnt move as the train aproachedworld

  • WTF at 2:00 I swear this bitch touches the 3rd rail

  • 0:02 an angel blessing the tracks! amazing!!!

  • @Supertube3399 LOL, she was smoking a cigarette, that's the smoke you were seeing and she threw it on the ground and was trying to step on it to put it out and lost her balance and fell in. I absolutely believe in angels but it's funny that you thought her cigarette smoke was one.

  • the way i see it , that woman is a complete retard!!! she gets drunk and falls down in front of the train!!! congraty to the train driver, and those 2 grandpa's but that woman should get under the train wheels, because she is a idiot!!!!

  • Whoa - She almost won a Darwin Award !!

  • wow!

  • would of let her get run over thats what she gets for being drunk and outside

  • drinking alcohol is prohibited in Islam.

  • @shaazad pity that, then you could have all jumped on to the train tracks..

  • What a moron! ppl that can´t handle alcohol shoulnt´t get aloud to drink!

  • she wasnt drunk she got stunned and after she couldnt get up cuz they were electricuting her maybe

  • @ShawnSmallwood100 then why did she live?

  • @mwarrior17 idk

  • people accidently fall or get pushed in them type of subway tracks for years and still no type of protective rails are installed.

  • No one seemed to care. What a heartless world.

  • What an Idiot...

  • didnt she get electrified?

  • @ninjakid09 i think she wont even feel it coz she's DRUNK...

    thats why the woman fell on the railroad and didnt even get hurt...

  • @ninjakid09 Only if she touched the third rail, the middle two don't have electricity flowing through them.

  • @ninjakid09 I saw what you meant on my 2nd view of the video, yeah, she got stunned.

  • Man she's the luckiest person on the entire planet. Honestly though, she better pull her acts together from now on.. there won't be a second chance.

  • is she like drunk or something cause shes like kinda wobbly

  • @shawty1208 wonder why the title has the words, 'drunk' and 'woman' in it. its a real head scratcher.

  • @spairpartsdealer oh haah sorry i didnt see that.... XD i wasnt really paying attention

  • @shawty1208 its k.

  • stupid bitch.

  • Old man stopped the train himself lol

  • god dam she's lucky

  • she should get sodomised for drinking this way

  • Holy COW, That was close

  • LOL The old man looks drunk himself flapping his arms :D

  • Alcoholics are the dumbest primates.

  • thats why women shouldnt drink..

  • She wanted to get into the doggy position for the tube as she heard you could be badly fucked main lineing

  • Whoah black Betty, amber lamps!

  • that woman's lucky

  • Stupid drunk whore!!

  • Drunk bitch

  • this dosent work u shitheads

  • and to think everyone else was just watchin this the whole time.. shows what little good the world has left. I guess all that's left of the caring are the older people..

  • She did not touch the 3rd rail? the conducting one? God she's lucky, good driver and the waving people

  • I give big ass props to the driver of the train, he managed to stop it right at the start of the platform, most conductors dont even hold the brakes, and shes just dumb the train should have ran her over so we could watch bloody fun

  • She wasn't trying to kill herself... She was plastered off her ass, which is typical for her (I've known her since we were teens). She hit the third rail with her leg and was jolted unconscious for a few seconds... I must admit though, this is just priceless.

  • they should have just let her die for being stupid

  • what a stupid bitch... if she wants to kill herself just jump off a tall building or a bridge

  • stupid bitch...

  • How the hell did she manage to get into the station, being that drunk?. Not to mention that this doesn't say much for the employees and security of this train service, allowing someone that is sooooo obviously intoxicated to enter and be in such a dangerous environment.

  • when she gets up she is like OH SHIT how did that get there

  • gantzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • only if it was harry potter

  • Shes blond not drunk common guys DUHH

  • i dont think she will ever realize that she met death face to face

  • Dorian thats because she was probably stunned from the fall even though she was drunk.I'n any event she's a jackass and lucky and so are the other people for not having to witness anymore than they did.

  • @cat4forlife She wasn't stunned from the fall. her leg hit the 3rd rail and that knocked her out for a few seconds. she tried to get up but her leg came into contact with the 3rd rail and she got knocked out

  • the whole time the drunk lady was laid out on the tracks and not even tying to get up. she sure did get up on time when that train was almost on her head.

  • GANTZ

  • HALLELUUJAH, ANOTHER SOUL SAVED!

    i never drink again!

  • Thats amazing...the train driver was incredible to stop in time and thank god for those people waving.

  • LOL, this ridiculous flattering with the arms worked. Why didnt they jump to her and get her out!??!

  • @andrerae I wouldn't jump down to no train tracks while there's an on comming train to save a drunk,would you?

  • @cat4forlife

    of course i would.

  • @andrerae because they're not stupid and they dont want to die. if the train had killed her, and they jumped in to save her they all would of gotten sliced under the train

  • Wow. Thank God she's okay. Hmm sooo many ppl there, while those men were waving the train, someone else could've jumped in to pick her up. Thank God for the old guy. Too bad there wasn't a Wesley Autrey, Edwin Ortiz, Jeff Kuhn, and Melvin Shadd to help the guys save her.

  • @MaDuke You make it sound so easy.

  • ah i would have still smacked some alcohol outta of her system when she comes up.

    Why do the ppl in the train have to be late for work because of her shinanigans!

  • waow only in fuckin italy shit like that happen.not so brave mafiosi hahahahaha

  • Those guys are very courageous !

  • yes thx goodness

  • She looked as though she was pissed right up but the way she fell/"jumped" looked intentional.

    Thank goodness for the blokes signalling the driver...

  • all those guys waving made me lol (idk why).

    she's fucking lucky that the train stopped in time. fucking drunk idiots getting themselves into situations like this.

  • What's with the red squares in the video? Is it some sort of thermal tracking device?

  • I noticed the older gentleman in the light pants even risked his life by extending his arms out over the train (ahead of where the woman was lying) so that it had to stop to avoid hitting him! Again, he's a hero!

  • HIS ARM ARRESTED THE TRAIN, WOW !