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  • oh man this is hilarious!!!! it pops in my head "twenty twenty twenty..." and that rediculous humanitarian meal and I just laugh, oh man, wish there were more videos like this!

  • lol

    

  • HAHA! Where is this place?

  • @soyvegana Or better yet, all the existing fast food restaurants go vegan and ethical! That would make such a huge difference to the eaters without even TRYING to be healthier... and bet no-one would even notice! A totally suave way to turn hundreds of people vegan! ^___^

  • HAHAHAHA , WOW 20 ounces of wheat grass juice will make you crap your pants . Lukewarm water and salad , hillarious .

  • I love this. It makes me laugh. I do wish that there were more vegan restaurants as well. Go Vegan!! :)

  • Beyond that, this was nothing short of brilliant.

  • 27.99 sounds about right for health-food-fast-food. All simple carbs are "vegan"..and that's what's making America fat. *sugar.* Being a vegan doesn't mean you are skinny & healthy. Depends !

  • ....kamut bread isn't gluten free.

    lol this is funny!!

  • Lol that was funny! 20202020202020202020!

    I wish there was a vegan fast food restaurant... But I don't think it'd catch on too well cuz a lot of vegans tend to eat organic/healthy stuff. Till then, I will continue to eat my hearty veggie fajitas. *nom nom nom*

  • It didnt say where the restaurant is located at :(  I guess I'll have to stick to my luke warm water and salad :) LOL.

  • Hahaha ! Very funny (I'm vegan), not offensive in the slightest. Plus that triple tofu tower looks well yummy :D

  • lol! This is hilarious!

  • haha I love this.

  • yo this shit is funny as hell

  • OMG. I want that. Not even kidding. Add some goddess dressing and I'll be set. Minus the wheatgrass juice.

  • $27.99 sounds a bit pricey though.. :(

  • I'm a long time vegan, and I think this video is funny as hell ^^ For me veganism is a very serious choice but come on learn to laugh about yourselves. If you think this video is intolerant towards vegans, you NEVER dealt with intolerance before, and believe me, i've had my share of that.

  • Rock on limp salads!

  • $27.99. that sounds about right.

  • I am starving.

  • I want me some of that!

  • Such a thing as gluten-free kamut bread doesn't exist. What does gluten-free bread have to do with being vegan anyway? Whoever made this video is extremely ignorant.

  • *whoosh*

    That was the sound of the video going over your head...

  • Well, I'm sorry but this video isn't funny, especially not since it makes it seem as if being on a gluten-free diet is just some hip new trend. It might be funny to you, but it surely isn't for celiacs, who have to deal with people's ignorance on that matter every day.

  • Well, I'm sorry, but this video isn't funny, especially not since it makes it seem as if being a vegan is just some hip new trend. It might be funny for others, but it surely isn't for vegans, who have to deal with people's ignorance on the matter every day.

    The video pokes far more fun at vegans than it does at coeliacs and as far as I can see, most vegans seem to be taking it in their stride...

  • i totaly agree

  • I'm a vegan, and find it hilarious... Don't be so serious, I don't even see it as poking fun at vegans. See how the meat eater is like, obese? It's probably making fun of them if anything..

  • Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty fluid ounces of organic wheatgrass juice!! HAHAHA AWESOME!

  • I love how he clearly looks like he's going to puke after that :D

    I drank 60ml of wheatgrass juice and I thought that was bad enough, it'd definitely something to be mixed into a smoothie or such.

  • This place should exist. You know how easier it would be for newbies to become vegan...or ever vegetarian? Hell, a place like this could help omnivores cut back on their nasty meat addiction.

  • Humans are made out of food too. So maybe I'll eat you. =P

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  • Just because you eat it, it doesn't mean it's food.

    Where is your God now?

  • This video is funnier:

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  • ROFL! LMAO! I'm a vegan and I thought this was hilarious! We don't really eat like that...*giggles* I would never order 20 oz. of wheat grass juice! Bleh!

  • "...elephantine entree!" Hahahaha! Yes, we vegans tend to eat some of the typical healthy, 'hippy' foods, but exagerating the stereotypical vegan makes this hilarious! I do enjoy a delicious scoop of soy icecream

  • "Oh yes, I'm sure the vegans, who have an average higher intelligence than those with animal-based diets are going to take it seriously. Idiot."

    Who is trying to fool whom ?

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  • Triple Tofu Tower. LOL!

  • I thought that was hilarious!

  • Wow, there's a whole minute of my life I wish I could get back.

  • Oh gosh, I'm sure if you didn't spend time watching this video, you would be doing something extremely productive. It's a fucking YouTube video; what were you expecting, a revelation?

  • omnivore's eat meat too. =|

  • I think at the end the meant Herbivore.

  • Funniest video I have seen on food !

    Ofcourse the rat bag VEGANS will take it serious.

  • Oh yes, I'm sure the vegans, who have an average higher intelligence than those with animal-based diets are going to take it seriously. Idiot.

  • fuck i need a store like this in my town ...

  • Chubby Vegan with McDonald's like comercial.

    :D

  • dude , is this real?

  • no, ther's no way anyone would drink 20 ounces of wheatgrass juice, it's just unnecesarry and wasteful...maybe it is real

  • It's satire [:

    It's a play on the fact that vegans tend to be a lot more health conscious than the non-vegan population, hence the "stuff yourself like an omnivore" line at the end of the video.

  • dude DC has the best vegan place ever... sticky fingers!!! oh my god my stomach orgasms whenever i walk in there

  • man, i wish there was one of those around where i lived, i could go for a green gulp!

  • wait, how many ounces of wheat juice?

  • yeah i didn't catch that either.

  • Ahahaha

  • I lol'd

  • XD I lol'd a lot. Sandwich actually looked half-decent.

  • i think the same thing every time i watch this

  • I wish there were more vegan restaurants. :(

  • Yyyep. Luckily DFW has quite a bit.

  • @katherinemarie1984 i wish you would fuck off

  • stuff your face like a HERBIVORE!!!! omnivores eat meat.

  • yeah that's the joke. it's saying herbivore's don't eat much so come there to stuff yourself like one who eat's meat and vegetables

  • I think it was a refference to the fact that most vegans would like to be satisfied hunger wise on the level that most omnivores are. :D

  • "A bucket of pop" LOL!

  • holy crap thats so expensive

  • Hahaha!

  • Amazing. Thank you for reprenting the feelings of chubby vegans everywhere!

  • I am a chubby vegan n that was funny.

  • 30 bucks for that?

    no, thank u.

  • Captain Vegan can show you how to eat and never be hungry

  • I'm a chubby vegan:D

  • LMAO

  • booyah! I am a vegan. where is this restaurant?

  • Very clever. I was a vegan and it was ugly. All that libido-eradicating tofu! Noooo!

  • Kamut isn't gluten-free, it's very much packed with gluten, enough to put a celiac in the hospital.

  • LOL at his rubbing his face into the sandwich.

  • am a vegan am never ever hungry funny clip tho lol

  • jack, u b starvin an is dun knowit

  • but I'm a vegan and I never get hungry!

  • lmao!!!

  • omg lol

  • 99% of that soy is for animals you carnies eat... not for vegans. get educated

  • Start a frachise please!!!

  • yum sounds good to me where can i get some!!!

  • 20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!

  • 20 ounces of wheat grass at once?

    Ouch!

    That's got to be hazardous to your pipes...

  • Hungry Vegan? Bollocks! it doesn't make any sense at all...

    vegans care about the food they eat more than anybody else... and that's why they go vegan!

  • haha agreed, i'm vegan and i eat so much yummy food it's not even funny

  • LOL...I would pass out too after all that wheatgrass juice! lol...funny vid though!

  • What's so funny, is that big monster of a sandwich probably has fewer calories than that itty bitty burger.

  • this vid is so funny!  I showed it to my sister though, and she didn't like it. I think you pretty much have to be a vegan to understand and appreciate it! Way to go!

  • im vegan and this commercial made no sence to me, so stupid

  • Actually, this is making fun of vegans. Glad you liked it though

  • hahhahahah..this is really funny!

    Don't understand it though if vegans say complain that they are hungry more than meat eaters...I'm never hungry! I think you have to get into the habit of eating more regularly and learning to cook too would be a great help! ;-)

  • 202020202020202020!

  • Lol this is hilarious.

  • lol love it

  • Oh man if we just could realize that people eat burgers because of the fear they have if they dont. not for pleasure thats an illusion like smoking cigarettes is a pleasure

  • LOL that is one of the most retarded things i have ever heard!! You say we eat burgers because we are afraid to NOT eat burgers? like because we would be ashamed?... lol omg. I eat burgers because they are juicy and warm and filling and taste AMAZING.

  • Seriously this is too funny!! LMAO. $27.99 sounds right!!

  • this is serious???

  • what's wrong with eating glutten?

  • It's not that it's not vegan, it's just that a lot of vegans like to eat healthy and gluten is apparently unhealthy. I dunno, I like my wheat.

  • I eat wheat gluten. I don't do soy though too much. To me that is bad. It depends on each person. No worries just keep meat off your plate. Oprah went totally Vegan for 21 days. Check it out. We are all sending thank you emails to her. This will change many people and save animals lives! That is exciting news!

  • One of my faves on youtube...20, 20 20, 20, 20, 20 pant, pant, 20, 20, 20, 20 ounces of organic wheatgrass juice!!! You'll need every single ounce of it just to choke down that dry ass sandwich!! I guess the Hungry Vegan never heard of Vegenaise? LOl

  • VEGENAISE!!!!!!!!!!! YUM YUM YUM

  • If Only...

  • haha only 27.99

  • Hey, that's cheap..where do I find this place!!

  • Lol this is hilarious. I'm vegan too but it's pretty funny. I love the "20 20 20 20 20" lol!!!

  • haha I'm vegan...yet I'm hungry...but that's probably because I'm too lazy to get off the damn computer and go find something no gnaw on.

  • Love, love, love it!!! I wish there there was a place like that!

  • haha well there is a place like that in nyc called foodswings omg its so delicious and its fast food ...... nummmy i love this place...

  • XD wow, I can think of vegan meals that are more filling and more delicious then this!! This is pretty funny!

  • Yes! eat vegan, and you can better fuck!!

    ...more vegan, more power!!!

  • i'm a vegan and i find this funny though soya cheese is disgusting.

  • try the rice cheese or Teese cheese is the BEST! Keeo trying there are great Vegan cheeses!

  • This is pretty funny.

  • how did homosexuality come up on this lol? even though i eat eat meat this is actually kinda funny .

  • BTW,vid was good. I eat food that's good for me, but I still eat meat, although I choose meat that is low in saturates and high in protein like skinless chicken and turkey. Tried tofu couple of times; didn't like it cos there was not much flavour and it has a weird texture. Like quorn though :)

  • i think the tofu you tried prolly wasn't done right. you gotta DO tofu right for it to be good. : )

  • You're probably right. I'll try tofu again sometime with a different cook book recipie.

    My bro is a veggie so if I can do decent tofu I'm sure it'd be welcomed. :)

  • Try Vegcooking or something like that. You can find amazing recipes. I went Veggie when I was a teen. So having alternatives is just spoiling me! I don't like the tastes of *faux meats* I enjoy the boca products. They have everything you need! They will email you recipes yet I don't cook! The boca ribs are the only thing I can eat. Delish! I also love, love the tofurkey and tofurkey dogs in all flavors. It is better for you yet so much better FOR the animals. It is not right to eat them.

  • Hey thanks for the suggestions. I'll check them out. Eating animals is a matter of personal opinion though, although some meats are not good for humans (in excess anyway) so I avoid those.

    Anyway thanks again for the suggestions, I hope the products are available here in the uk :)

  • Most of the very active vegans are in the UK. It is amazing as they are actually more ahead of the US as far as I have seen I am sure you will find eating without the meat you will not only feel better yet feel better about not eating an animal. There is so much negative and daily hall the animals go through. It is good for you and the animals. So it is a win win situation! Good luck to you!

  • yeah, britain alone has 250k vegans, while like .2 percent of americans are vegans

  • Were did you get this data. I would love to see this! That is a sad statement for this country. Can you imagine the HELL I go through all the time with menu's? I only can do side orders. Plus people don't *get it*. They love the meat. Ugh! I try to go to Vegan restaurants yet when I am invited it is hard. Then if I see vesl on a menu I get sickened. I am Italian and they love the veal so when I get home I write poison pen emails to them! Babies! Foie Gras too. Wrong. I demo them!

  • its actually on a simply wiki page for veganism

  • B.S. US stats are that about 3-4% of people are Vegan. There are even more Vegetarians.

  • there are two types of tofu. Yellow and the white one. I am Vegan and don't like Tofu. There are many other options to Tofu. I like the yellow slice very thin and stir fried. We have a drive tru. Tofu To Go. It is good. Tofu taies on the flavor of other sauces..like chicken does. Factory farming makes my stomach turn and I can not touch animal products. So it there are so many alternatives to meat. It is healthier for you and the animals.

  • WOW! You actually have a tofu drive thru? That's amazing...where is this?

  • In San Diego. Lots of Vegan restaurants! I am eating out almost every night! I drink a Jamba Juice or Robeck with soy protein daily. I also love and you have to try it..Lemonise..It is so good for sandwiches, dips so good. Also I found from Italy it is called Mia Bella's Blood Orange Sorbet. Very delish! Oh also a pizzeria that carries a Vegan Cheese in Chicago and it got so popular that they will ship it to your home! I keep thinking it can't get better and it does! People are changing! 4 great

  • Whats the Vegan Cheese place in Chicago?

  • I tried to give you the link. If you can just google teese cheese and there is a list of places that carry it also. Like whole foods or they can deliver it to your home or business via mail. They sell ice *cream* too. Delish! Prego!

  • LMAO, hilarious.

    "3! 3! 3! Hearty slabs of tofu! 4! 4! 4! Slices of lactose free tofu cheese!"

    I love it.

  • ROFL

  • This sounds like my kinda place! I want to go to CHUBBY VEGAN!

  • HAHAHAHA!

  • Only $27.99!! HAHHAAA

  • im vegan...im never hungry..and this is rather stupid..

  • rofl, excellent :D

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  • Lol fuck peta. Peta stood for good before ingrid desided to be a crazy bitch. I'm vegan and I do it because I have compasion for animals. But most of all myself. And this video would be funny... If a vegan would even eat that much food.. And I'm sure they wouldn't because they are smart about what and how much they put in their bodies ;)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA! this is so funny LOL!

  • Haha, that sandwich looks gross! Anyway, I really recognize the feeling of being a hungry vegan...

  • 20oZ thats pretty OD

  • Dennis Kucinich is a vegan. I think all of us vegans and vegetarians should unite and support him for president.

    Kucinich 2008!!!

  • Dennis Kucinich is a vegan, so thank god he doesn't have a chance in hell of being elected.

  • hopefully peta's dreams of world domination will never come true

  • I don't see why people think being vegan is strange or bad. It's a choice made out of compassion and empathy. It's healthier as well. Is that really a terrible thing? Some people are really stupid and ignorant.

  • If someone told you being gay made you thinner would you turn gay?

    If you're already gay

    would you turn straight?

  • Why does everyone always use a form of sexuality in their insults examples?

  • im just saying

    would you change your sexuality to be thin

  • Hell no lolololol

  • Well if I was fat, straight and not getting any and I could choose to be gay, skinny and getting some, I'd totally do it. What would I care at that point? It's not like I care that I wasn't getting with women because I'd be gay. And... my risk for heart disease would be way less.

  • that doesn't count seeing as you probably are gay.

  • No, I'm definitely straight (and thin and vegan for that matter...), but you know, if I had any choice in the matter, things might be different... jk

  • You can't change you're sexuality. You're born with it. Its a chemical balance in your brain. Changing the way you eat is an entirely different matter.

  • So we can choose to be gay? Actually, you're totally wrong.

    You are born with a certain sexuality.

  • Well, homosexuality isn't learnt. That's all I'll say. Although homosexuality-caused-by-genes is only a theory, the argument certainly holds water. Saying homosexuality is learnt is too simplistic.

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  • it's been "learned" throughout history. look it up. there can't be a "cause" for something that is supposed to be intrinsic in everyone. if homosexuality is a genetic anomale, then so is stringent heterosexuality. it is more sound to say that sexuality is fluid from person to person and within each person, than to say it is "genetic".

  • Alright, if that is so, then explain how it is "learned".

    If it is really a total, non-physical psychological thing, then it would be "curable" as if it was a certain mental disorder.

  • Studies have suggested a link between x chromosomal skewing in mothers, and homosexuality in their sons. Exposure to different chemicals can also effect sexuality. For example chemicals given off by microwaving non-microwavable clingfilm are thought to induce homosexuality. I disagree that one can just decide "Right, that's it, from now on I'm gay!". I couldn't anyway lol!

  • THANK YOU!

  • He'd do a finer job than anyone running now! haha.

  • love this video! LOL

  • Erm, I'm assuming that this was a parody commercial, and not a real advertisment?

    Cause 20 ounces of wheatgrass juice drank all at once would make you so sick, it's not even funny.

    And most vegan restaurants would offer a much better sandwich then tofu and sprouts.

    Anyways, I still laughed my ass off.

  • so funny and so is the price

  • Alright!!! where is this place!!Lets go!!

  • LOL!