Borat in DC

[MultiSharmuta]

i was driving this guy in a suburban when they were shooting this part. his partner Azamat sat in the front. he was so fat that he blocked my right mirror. i didn't get a penny for tip because the limo company that my company subcontracts snaps the tip and make clients believe that tip is included. the company name is CAREY. Fuck you CAREY LIMO. CROOKS MOTHER FUCKERS

[lavilaskz]

fuck u!!borat!! you're not from Kazakhstan,in our country,we don't have so stupid and ugly people! fuck u!!) all know that ,what he told about Kazakhstan,it's joke

[margadev07]

Everyone knows that it was a joke and he's also the only reason anyone knows the Kazakhstan exists.

[WeDieYoung1083]

kazakhstan sucks. You're a fag.

[dogkelp]

@WeDieYoung1083

I don't see what all the fuss is about. Kazakhstan exists. It is a gorgeous country with lots of oil that's run by a really nasty guy. They're landlocked, so they have trouble getting news from the outside world. Borat is funny on his own terms, but maybe Sacha should have made up a new name for the country instead of using a real one. Still hilarious.

[internetquickie]

love it! :)

[jonasvalero]

Is he running for presdient, because that would be badass!

[AlienMagi]

It'd be even more badass if he became one as well :D

[InspectorJet]

FFFFFF

I could have been there D: I live so close by...

[ParadoxLC]

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen him out of his character.

[evilprawn56]

He had an interview with David Letterman out of character, and it was amazing to hear his natural voice

[Airsoftrisupetteri]

You mean Sacha Baron Cohen.. Or something like that ^_^

[muttilo]

Pete Townshend envisioned the Internet (he refered to it as The Grid ) in his failed Lifehouse project 1970-71 . I love U S and A .

[arser1987]

Sacha Noam Baron Cohen UROD!

[arser1987]

Sacha Noam Baron Cohen KOTAK BAS! HAHAHAHAAHA! MAL! BARAN! JEW!

[keYserSOze2008]

To: funnyman117

Wrong, there is no true answer, if anything it's between England and Germany...

American arrogance never sies to amaze me, many Americans believe it was an American that invented the car when it was in fact a German called Karl (Carl) Benz...

[grantpolo]

I LIKE ROMANCE EXPLOSION IN HER VAGIN

[blagicamkd]

borat is the best!

[astrastyle]

Borat rules!

[WKaliber1]

Srorat

[PhoenicianGoddess]

I love "BORAT'S" shows and movie!

He's the best comedian ever! :)

_

[sad4ewer]

he is good ....

[zoocrewsk8er]

I liike movie film. I liike sex.

[thadea]

Uzbek imposter!

[recon500]

i like to have di sexy time

[Enio125]

very funny

[Pawlik171]

very nice!!!!

5!

[curtisdonthurtus]

I LOVE BORAT

[AntiBullS]

lol

[grossepointepimp]

borat should win he pulitzer

[Axmedkoole]

I always wonder why the media pays so much attention to "Borat" when they know he is a fictional character. Showing up in places like ABC, NBC, CNN and FOX Borat is interviewed as if he is a real national from Kazakhstan and ask serious questions about Kazakhstan and Borat himself.

[nially69]

but to be fair it took the americans a long time to twig on! the whole of europe knew what was going on when they made his film. and u cant say americans did twig on cus otherwise there wouldnt have been a film.

[Axmedkoole]

gggggggg

[K0K4NE]

hbo's hit comedy, llf dream on

[KingJames456]

hes really good at staying in character

[lmbg77]

lmfao

[ThatWoWGuy]

borat ftw

[X7Minibike]

U S and A Lolz

[sleemiz]

Borat for president!

[patriotsundergod]

Now that would be good entertainment! A lot funnier than bush blood!

[EuroGuitarist]

yea i would really like to see him :D:D BORAT 4 EVA

[lazlow2]

gast de nederlandse versie is fucking zo een goedkope google vertaling xD sukkel als je spamt doe t dan goed

[hh23hh]

you shouldnt blame anyone this is just for comedy he doesnt try to offend anyone

[noopaz]

HA!

[SuzLa1]

I wouldn't worry about it ZeroB. Some people are too thick to understand a joke. There are many strange people and idiots on youtube.

[mgekkom]

ARMENIAN TERROR GOVERNMENT

(ARMENIAN TERROR mascred SINCE 1892 Türkish People)

PUBLICATION ORGANS OF TERRORIST ORGANISATION PKK IN ARMENIA !

PKK-ASALA(armenian terror organisation) RELATIONS

[ZAZAMENDO]

barbaros1pasa | 19 januari 2008

Stop Turkish Fascism.

Stopt Turkish-Faschismus

Остановите Turkski Фашизм. (Ru)

Het Turkse Fascisme van het einde. (NL)

Pare El Fascismo Turco. (Sp.)

Arrêtez Le Fascisme Turc. (fr)

Turkiki φασισμός στάσεων. (greek)

Arresti Il Fascismo Turci. (Italy)

Pare O Fascism Turkian. (Port)

[pizziolaa]

these are discusting fabrications ...

haha i dunno how he gets away with it

[BarryM236]

lets focus on the matter at hand,

THE VIDEO!!!!

[titlegoddess63]

I agree!!

[b1lly2007]

I'm english my self but they are da biggest bastards ull ever find, trouble causing bastards!!!

[DomiCro1]

Well i saw some documentary film about Kazahstan, and i must say its very mondern and beautiful, expecially capital, astana...and this all stories r not actually real, i know this guy is just joking

[CalRocks]

Kazakstan is better than UK and US

...ITS NICE

[Weekejes]

God save our gracious Queen,

Long live our noble Queen,

God save the Queen!

Send her victorious,

Happy and glorious,

Long to reign over us;

God save the Queen!

[SamforCavalli]

You forgot the end....

God Shave our Queen...;-))

[steffrew]

suck ma baws america gstq

[cynic0]

"suck ma baws america gstq"? lol i think you mean suck my balls american-what ever the fuck gstq means

oh and sorry to burst your bubble but i'm not gay, so you'll have ta ask k80nya to do that okay, sorry bro but i'm not like you

[fleamus]

haha you really are the stupidest twat i have ever come across! twat is an offsenive word by the way, its english and your country havent butchered it yet =D

[Trinque56]

no we use the word twat here in america you minger!

[fleamus]

then u wont mind me calling u one then =D

[Trinque56]

you can call me a twat then... ill just call you a sloppy cunt wt bad teeth.

[highlands333]

cynic: you sould like a right twat 

"doucebag brits" ...words of a redneck

[steffrew]

why do u think borat came to america yous guys are so easy to take the piss out of.

[steffrew]

BLUEGHOST85 TAKES IT UP THE BUM

[k80nya]

yanks just watch Borat bring out the thick americans and the sheer stupidity of your many states.

[cynic0]

how does this bring out our stupidy? if us americans are so stupid how come we kicked your ass in 2 wars with almost no weopens or people, and if your gonna say we werent stupid then but stupid now then lets see who will still win in a war!!!

[k80nya]

You still havent got it have you,dope.

[k80nya]

Look at how many troops we had in our former colony against the whole of you birdbrain and look how itty bitty we were and are as a nation,also look at your so called 2 wars.Vietnam and Iraq which our twat Prime minister conned our country into.

Nobody gives a shit about Iraq or Afganistan in the UK buddy,We have been fighting the war on terror for 40 years against the IRA who were being payed for by you cocks in Dimland.

[cynic0]

oh i see your jelous of the u.s power, i dont blame you man, if i were british and living in england i'd be jelous to, and i dont give a fuck about iraq either but for those who know me i'm big on supporting the troops

"cheers" USA

p.s if your going to spit back in my face with bush is a idiot i agree.

[k80nya]

NOT jealous of the U.S buddy,my wifes brother moved to P.A and has changed into a prick with no cares about others.

What we can do in the U.K is walk without fear and that your throwaway life does not exist here yet Suck on it yank twat.

[k80nya]

you 18 year old twat,you cant even wipe your own arse yet let alone fight any war.Piss off .

[cynic0]

arse? what the fuck man?

[k80nya]

You havent the IQ of Forest Gump you git.

[cynic0]

what is arse supposed to mean ass, us americans have invented many things, you british have took time forming different kinds of tea, you dont use correct grammer either so shut the fuck up!

[k80nya]

you are a little uneducated american dick and in need of kerbing your narrow veiws,By the way ass and color are american fuckups of grammer READ MORE YOU TIT AND MOVE OFF YOUR MUMS TIT.

[Verte666]

correct grammar? Uhm hello? ever wondered why the "american language" is called American English? because it's English what has been fucked about with by the americans? if it wasn't for brits, you would still be with some other dumb language..

[cynic0]

ummm yes i'm 18 and i could walk into the army right now and be shiped to iraq.piss off

[k80nya]

Hey gung ho yank,come to London to the North Peckham Estate and you will be eaten alive you pussy.

[cynic0]

i will be eaten alive? does that mean i'll be shot and eaten lol, cause the u.s. have some pertty sick gangs too, just come to L.A. or denver and you will be eaten alive bitch!

[k80nya]

CYNICO you come across the atlantic as a thick fucking american whos momma has wiped your mouth and arse from day one and education level -10 Im from a place called Peckham and moved into the country to get out of the slums that i grew up in,But sonny just try to learn that the U.S IS NOT THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD and your fucking doorbattering attitude is seen as a pain in the arse. The whole world is a furnace due to you cu*** THINKING YOU RULE THE WORLD. prick.

[cynic0]

ha its funny that you have to bring my mom into this, do you really have nothing mature to say to me, i mean your almost 50 dude, and i guess you didint know that yo mom jokes started here and its dieing out, so i guess that means you get the shit remains of what americans started

[steffrew]

CYNIC ARE U STILL A VIRGIN?

[cynic0]

no but you probably are, considering how lame you sound

[k80nya]

Hey cocky little dick,ask you grandfather about honour and respect,Read about the Battle of Britain,about Burma where my father was in WW11 and wounded ,read lots and lots because killing is no good and people matter.

[cynic0]

i agree, killing is bad no matter who you are and the things that the u.s. does are bad at points i can admitt, both of my grandfathers fought in WW11, one risked his life just to hold up the american flag, so i wont ask for honor or respect cause i got all love for the u.s soldiers who have fought and died and including the british who've helped us.

[steffrew]

if it wasnt for us brits there wouldnt be a usa daftarse

[cynic0]

i allready minchoined "daftarse" that we won our independence from england, damn i think brits are stupiter than us americans....lol

[steffrew]

for a start u cant even fucking spell yous call your baseball the world series altho its only yous that are init yous call your nfl football altho yous use your hands and u call us stupid.and yous got your arse kicked in nam we ppl with very very few weapons.nave a nice day .DAFTARSE

[k80nya]

Like ur style,tell the yank twat

[cynic0]

for a start your fuckin retarded, this is an argument not a spelling B, and that arse thing is pissing me off its ass, plus us americans or "daftarse" (what ever the fuck that means in you shitty country) you wouldent have a youtube and shit, i know china makes most things but this is one thing the us made

and do you really have to bring sports into the subject, and let me bring back the subject of the revalutionary war....WE KICKED YOU GUYES ASS WITH VERY FEW WEOPONS!!!

[steffrew]

its retard u fuckin hafwit thank god i am british n proud u yankeedoodledandys think yous rule the world well u dont rule us u fuckin idiot as we say in glasgow KISS MA BAWS .me love u long time is that not what the veitnamese women says to your country men wen they riddled yous with aids.your country made youtube.we made yous so upyours oddball facts are facts.tell your mama i was asking for her ps tell her i want change back hehehehehe.bye for now .me

[cynic0]

i america we just say kiss my balls, but anyways i dont think we rule the world i just think were better than doucebag brits, and wow nice on bringing moms into this conversation, i just because your mom is a whore doesent mean every mom is

[cynic0]

its 1 against 3, odds are against me, but you guys wont win cause i'm american

[Verte666]

yeh, the introduction of the "super size" in fast food restaurants in america brought the americans to be treble the weight of ordinary men, so really it's 3 against

[cynic0]

wow you really went out of wack with that one lol, thats actually the only comment that i've laughed at, but i'm not that fat but i do admitt that america has alot of fat asses do to the fast food restraunts lol

[Verte666]

indeed

[toolbag1222]

why do the british always start shit man.. fuckin fags..

[cynic0]

bro i'm asking the same damn thing

[BlueGhost85]

WE KICKED YOU GUYES ASS WITH VERY FEW WEOPONS!!!? WE?? What the fuck did YOU do?. Looser. HAHA you own shit. Lame comment since 90 % of the world hate Americans. Arrogant, naive and selfish. Just to point out you are neither, but rather pathetic. :D

[cynic0]

ahh i love being american people are so envy of our technology and power, i also love dipshits as yourself, i get bored and i need somebody to argue with once in a while.

peace out

[Gobgee]

"people are so envy of our technology and power" learn your grammar.

[cynic0]

dude i allready said this isint a spelling b and this isint a fuckin school

[Verte666]

wtf? i bet you aint american, i bet you came off the back of a truck

[cynic0]

"came off the back of a truck" thats fuckin gay, thats not even a race dumbshit....and really i'm enjoying this, i have ta take down 4 british fags now lol, THIS IS GREAT!!!

[Verte666]

actualy it's another way of saying immigrant, I'm English and even I know Americans do not have as bad grammar and spelling as you..

[cynic0]

ha what words did i get wrong..eh? ta=to if you didint know, and thats all i found wrong...i think its you who are retarded and have bad grammer and especially your comebacks lol

[denisduka]

WHat technology for example?What can you find here that you cant in england,germany,france,japan?

[ringjunky2000]

'Tards

[lnm8]

most of the technology you use probably will turn out to be british

[Verte666]

most of the US armies use the m16 or m4, which are produced by the British Navy.. so next time you're talking about war and America winning, and then England sucking, thnk about that. Also it was England who brought the wealth to America in the slave trade.. and if you are white, you wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for England..

[cynic0]

america was also founded by the french, germans, irish, italians, russians and more.

i dont have an inch of blood of english, i'm just an american (irish, german, indian to be exact) that loves his country, fight for what he think is right, and support the troops whether its british or american soldiers!

[InsertSh33p]

Not really, very few germans, french, russians and italians came in the beginning, the fact of the matter is, north america was colonised by the english. The irish migrated later.

[solidstinch]

if you mean english people you hate england then yes

[ZeroBShere]

SolidStinch.dont like the English/British.why the fuck not??thats a stupid thing to say. Im a British Royal Marines Commando and i've fought alongside US troops many many times. how ungrateful are you.the only nation that will stand up for you,yet you come out with that.we bring a reputation as the toughest there is to the battlefield in Iraq & Afghan, this being the reason why 10th Mountain Div was taken out of the afghan mountains and replaced by my unit as we are better suited to it.

[ZeroBShere]

Your guys recognised that fact and were grateful for it. I like Americans..im proud of the UK/US alliance as were the only two nations who have the balls to fight international terrorism. Its a sad fact there are some runty little Brits and Americans at each others throats on tis site. Myself..other British serviceman..and US servicdeman..would just think your a bunch of cunts fo coming out with stuff like that.

[ucd77]

funny you saying you're the only 2 countries in the world fighting terrorism when youre the biggest fuckin terrorists yourselves. a million + dead/maimed/homeless Iraqis & Afghans testifies to that.

[LoneDerangerer]

fuckin right on

[purplecookie123]

yea but we rebelled and kicked ur asses

so ha

[TheEnIightener]

Actually no you didn't...your so-called war of independence was nothing more than a English civil war fought on foreign soil.

I'm Irish but I live in France and I hate America..it's people and what it stands for... and so does everyone I know.

[solidstinch]

thats ok because you dont matter in the world anyway

[TheEnIightener]

If by "matter" we mean go around causing wars and polluting the environment then I suppose you right

[milesoverton]

why do people write such stupid things on youtube, WE ALL POLUTE THE WORLD. WE ARE ALL TO BLAME, IT HAS TO STOP! there are loads of great americans and plenty of really nice french people! so lets all stop arguing about lines on a map and what they stand for and put that energy into fixing the problem!

[meatman310]

He, He, He.... Hello my Namea ab Borat:

[dceht]

I agree but we are british not english

[lnm8]

if it was nt for the british you would nt be sat using a computer and the world wide web the british built the first ever computer

[funnyman117]

The first computer was either the ENIAC or the ABC (There is much debate over which was the first), both invented in the United States. The United States also invented the internet, formerly known as ARPANET.

Don't be ignorant and bash the United States all the time. It's not an honest nation, but it is innovative.

[ChrissyChiChi]

That is not entirely true. The first programmable mechanical computer was invented by Charles Babbage, who I believe was English. He is usualy reffered to as 'The father of the computer'. In 1991 his designs were also followed to construct a working difference engine, capeable of tabulating polynomial functions, which for the 19th century is astounding.

Joseph Jacquard (a frenchman) also played a huge part by inventing the Jacquard loom.

[cynic0]

and let me bring back the war of 1812 which was embarasing for all of britain to loose twice to us "yanks" we are the domanit country and you cant change that no matter how hard you want to, with calling me names and shit cause i know i'm right and no one can change my yankee and cocky mind allright you fuck faced brits!

[k80nya]

where you from Steffrew,kind regards Lee.

[steffrew]

how u doing lee i am from glasgow.

[Goongan1910]

aaaaaaahahahahaha JAK SIE MASH....(polish word jak sie masz)=how are you..ITS GREAT HAHAHAHA

BORAT ROOX

[patriotsbabe28]

borat = amazingggg.

[pizziolaa]

aahahaha idk how he keeps such a straight face

[BullwinkleMoo]

Wow, people are stupid. It's a movie, why get so upset about it? And what's with all the anti-american, pro-european crap? Half of the Americans are European! And no one I know calls Hispanics Spanish. We say they speak it.

[crystal12crystal]

borat the movie is fuuuuuunnny

[Sk8erKez]

where do u download these Borat clips ???

[camaroeiro]

do you americans know that he isnt really like that, that "borat" is only a character, i dont know the guys name but he also plays Ali G. if u guys know that already, im sorry, but u sure act like u dont know!!!lolololol

[AviationHero]

Contrary to popular belief throughout the rest of the globe, not all Americans are war mongering imperialist morons... -.-; Some of us might be, but not ALL of us.

Most of us, like myself, just like to have a good laugh now and then. Never once did I think that the character Borat was how that man really acted.

[M4DDISON]

borat for president of usa

[fesgotbored]

borat for president of UN and the World for the wellness of innocent people of Kazahstan

[snakeshooter1]

amici su debilkovia sprosti, chudaci idioti

[philliesfan399]

Nothing proves a point like Google, huh?

[blue2bits]

Well as im told google is owned by the usa so only more reason to believe what you read...

You americans really do need to get a grip....

[devilflyers]

cool, watch my cool video

[blue2bits]

i did and it was crap you dip stick

[vivvyx]

Grande borat

great Borat

[ShustK]

its really shit....

[Havanabra]

Borat sucks

[blue2bits]

your only mad coz he wont suck yours.... he doesnt do pencil dicks...

[grattawin]

YOU ARE FROM RETARDOLAND

and you know where that is

[petma]

hun

[TSoft]

uzb. imposter lmfao

[qalaliyow]

He is from North West london, I think he is from Finchley. A graduate of cambridge

[Alariele]

xDDD just awsome

[CreditTipVideos]

I love Borat... watch my video and you will love it too.

[CreditTipVideos]

Borat is not a liar

[kilitutu]

Borat for president of USandA!!!

Houra!

[Theol0gic]

Borat is hiliarous

[bashmuscle]

oh really of couse he's british! he didnt fool anybody! i saw his videos from years and 100's of times! but who cares cuz he is kazakhy now and for the rest of the world!!!!! :D

[iondumcos]

the whole thing was not shot in kazakstan but in romania :D

[karatemaster64]

well, the first part of the movie. unless thats what you were talking about.

[iondumcos]

yes, you're right the first movie.

[admeral14]

go borat if he gets an amarican citizenship borat for president ! ! ! ! !

[ray28282828]

You have to be american born to be the president!

[TrEkKiE2k7]

no you dont, you just need to be able to vote

[prodigy4u]

No, you HAVE to be American born. I take it history and government aren't your strongest subjects?

[TrEkKiE2k7]

i guess so.. lol