The Archfiend Does Parkour

[Rifalltoo]

Believe it or not, a lot of this does count as parkour.  Since parkour is defined as this: The use of just one's body and strength to get from one point to another as fluidly as possible.

[dashingjavi]

:challengeaccepted:

[OLee82]

"l33t, archfiend pwnz tony jaa!!!" :-D Nice video.

You should also make a can throwing video.

[Falodetudo]

When you gonna do some igsrj show? That show is very cool!

[whaowman]

IGSRJ's car.

[BloodyyTS]

hardcore parkour 4 lyfe, eh?

[ShadowBladePhenom]

You are a tool.

[partydevil101]

epic cartwheel bro!!

[KeijoKeripukki]

The Archfiend looks like a very tall guy. Shit. I cannot beat him. Cancel our duel.

[MonotheismDionysus]

What's this guys real name?

[ShadyRealRap96]

@MonotheismDionysus  Jesus

[brendanman30]

I challenge your parkour skills.

[NikoCRAZYGuy]

What's that song called???

[bigdaddy12306]

@NikoCRAZYGuy The song is called Matrix-clubbed to death

[ThaGameMix]

So extreme man!

[Pondebong]

@TheShameofaNation Because he makes money from your view.

[TheShameofaNation]

@Pondebong And I'm happy to give it to him.

[Rm0nRdr]

@TheShameofaNation The dollar signs must indicate he's a wealthy person.

[Epicsniper3x]

What is the name of the song in this video?

[ThedeadMapleoak]

@TheArchfiend aha!

[crazyweirdomimicers]

@inception951 I know right.

[mikeyT1413]

Most of the time walking on the pavement is the most effective way of getting about.

[golddustrapedmydad]

@TheShameofaNation That's because that some comments are so stupid that the almighty Archfiend simply swats them away with "Thank$ for watching my video$". Other times, the comments are so intelligent that he simply doesn't know how to reply, so he ignorantly responds that same comeback. Your comment falls in the later category. Don't worry about it.

[beneaththesky69]

lolol awesome

[RockBottomRiser21]

Archfiend should star in the Mirror's Edge sequel. 

[NinjaSkull12]

my all time favorite video from you arch

[xxSCENExxxGURLxx]

Oh Em Geez, so friggn hardcore!

[MaZINGErDeSTro]

derp!!!

[thecoolio456]

Love the song

[CommElite]

Arch, you should have totally applied to compete in American Ninja Warrior this year. You could have not only becomes the first American to conquer Mt. Midoriyama, but also would have earned a 500,000$ K-Swiss endorsement, lol. Next year, man

[amazingcomedy2]

Nice, you should definatly make more videos like these, it's the funniest Parkour I've ever seen.

[nyyank87]

4:03

Most badass pose......ever

[deans911]

Great Vid~

[SSJXavARR]

Funny... at the same time this brings to my mind the fact that is probably a parody of a stupid high youtober? could be this possible... hahahaha... anyways, it is funny for sure =D

[TheMsAbsurdity]

bjkykty

[BoracicSumo3]

I like the background music...

[Televison15o]

/watch?v=6GWVjwMW7Bw I made a video inspired by this classic ArchFiend video.

[deans911]

@TheArchfiend music?

[JohnPwns12]

Archfiend Please make new Parkour videos!!! :)

[shadowsoldier591]

Archfiend is the modern day Chuck Norris :D

[opiningdick]

Cole's got nothing on this...

[inception951]

@TheArchfiend I watch you every now and then to see if you've changed but you just get more arrogant. btw You've only made about $7,000 over the 5 years that you've been on YouTube + your grey hair you earned from all your whiny frustrations that you put out on the internet as if its going to help you for some reason. I'm sure you have to work another job and your account is just a little bonus at the end of the month.

[TobiJohn1221]

Hey, will you be doing an Archfiend Does Parkour 2? This one was awesome.

[Kizales]

I wish there were playgrounds like that around my area. We just have the standard swing and monkey bar/slide set.

[evilmonkey3656]

Nice Music. It's In All Those Ghost Videos All Over YouTube.

[Heinou5]

T shirt in winter.

Because The Archfiend does not catch colds. Colds catch The Archfiend.

[mikethehot1]

Archfiend You Rock

That was Some hardcore Parkour

I wish I could do the same moves as you. You are Bad ass Parkour

[TheSimonTech]

2:00 - 2:20 = Badass, seriuslly nice done ;)

[FoolsPower]

lolol

[allypablo007]

man 3:46 was my fav part lol

[eatmyshorts2007]

LOL

[IIPozZeZzedII]

2:40 id like to see that view with no pants on

[TheGotikEngel]

what's the name of the music? and you're fucking awesome nuf said (possibly more awesome than chuck norris at the risk of getting roundhouse kicked)

[blank21121]

@TheGotikEngel Rob dougan - Clubbed to death

Is the music.

[jigsaw1398]

@TheGotikEngel clubbed to death

[LostFaithChoi]

@jigsaw1398 yay, club. I love being in clubs.

[jigsaw1398]

@LostFaithChoi no the song..

[thousandhitz]

@kuzo53 go stfu why are you watching his videos then?

[BlackBlur888]

I saw the Comment of the Day, Archfiend. And I must ask:

"Fucking trolls, how do they work?"

- Common Sense

[Cowkiller857]

did your mom tape this?

[Offtheropesshow]

John Morrison would be proud!

[TheShameofaNation]

@TheArchfiend But aside from that, I like the video.

[TheShameofaNation]

@TheArchfiend

ohyou.jpg

[VizionArtz]

Wtf was that KETCHUP on your hand bro? Lmfao you were in a playground lolol

[sevevouga]

and yet you are better than my class mates that do worst things and call it parkour

[Kuzo53]

Exact same response as before. It's classic. Such a witty guy. Makes 100 fucking videos complaining about YouTube whores when you are in fact the worst whore of all. Dude, go kill yourself. Like honestly. It would be the best thing to happen to YouTube.

[MrDullhand]

@TheArchfiend "u mad"? Ohohoho, I remember 2009.

[HypedKyohte]

@Kuzo53 Hahaha, it would be the worst thing that happened to YouTube, because its most likely we won't have a sane person as a partner.

[444Tazer]

@Kuzo53 Wow. "Go kill yourself". The fuck is wrong with you? To tell another human being to end their life just because you don't like them? Hell, I don't like Shawn Dawson, but do you see me telling him to put the noose around his neck? You are a sick little monkey, my friend.

[beastlysk81585]

@Kuzo53 your retarded

[IrateParody]

@Kuzo53 what exactly did he respond to in this video?

[ErinTurco21]

@Kuzo53 lol ur so mad

[Kuzo53]

Hey do you guys get it? He making a parkour video, even though he can't do parkour! Its so stupid....that its just that. Fucking stupid.

Honestly, I made this same joke in 7th grade, and just like this video it was unoriginal and retarded. Seems to be a theme with the Archfiend.

[SuperORION91]

@Kuzo53

Go it a three inch cock!

[Kuzo53]

@SuperORION91 .....what?

[SuperORION91]

@Kuzo53

Just go it a 3 inch cock, good sir.

[ps3man1998]

@SuperORION91 Lol. LALAFBC.

[TakaiMizuki]

I do parlour almost every day :D

[SamBuckleProject]

the floor is lava

[moonratds]

hey, you're shirt says a fact about you

[CammehYaBams]

Lmao.

[AviatorStudios]

Great video.

[mrburke101]

cool. Nice skills.

[zakkattakk89]

Hahaha, how haven't I seen this one before, lol-ing over here haha.

[mmsbludhound]

Whenever I see people doing parkour, I think of monkeys. Don't ask me why.

[TheMysteriousSage]

This video is just spot on, trying to make yourself look awesome as possible, lol.

[TheMysteriousSage]

1:41 , leaves the car running because you're such a badass.

[blacktail11snipa]

@TheArchfiend You left it on so it could watch while you made the video. Duh.

[Manbeast465]

@TheArchfiend That's the most badass thing I've heard all day.

[MajinArenahappypants]

@TheArchfiend you should. your car is missing from that VP parking spot at 3:40. also, you should totally be on the next season of Jump City: Seattle.

[MrPumpkins1979]

Perfection. I have never seen a more professional display of talent in my entire life. My hat's off to you Arch.

[MrDullhand]

What's this? TheArchfiend is being a self-entitled prick ready to pass judgement on people who have achieved more than he ever can/ever has/ever will, mocking them because he's jealous of the fact that they have more talent and skill than him and spend hours upon hours perfecting their craft while he sits on his skinny arse and makes YouTube videos all day slamming them because he needs to feed his tragically fragile ego? The world is still in perfect order, I see.

[Phorsakyned]

@MrDullhand I'm sure if you dumped some lube into your gaping asshole it might make the stick lodged up there a bit more comfortable when dealing with a comedic jab towards the people that make a big deal over being able to jump and scale shit like it's some sort of a rare ability.

[MrDullhand]

@Phorsakyned Parkour is an art that requires practice and, that aside, it's certainly more interesting than... whatever the hell TheArchfiend does. What it is that he does again? Oh yeah, Youtube videos complaining about whoever it is he's butthurt from at the time.

[ShirosakiX]

Lololololololololol

[skycae]

that is the worst epic fail i have ever seen

[TheAwesomekman]

Lol

[LaughTrack55]

What the fuck? Why all the negative comments? It's so retarded how people act like they're forced to watch these. Assholes.

Great video.

[bluedarknut]

ROFL!

[TheArchfiend]

@securuslol

u mad?

[MrZerox123]

@TheArchfiend Very fun archfiend i had a friend whos a crazy bastard sex offender but he did parkour and thought it was the coolest thing ever. I hated him for it because he would be one of those guys high strong so telling him it is stupid as hell and pointless never happened. But that was back in the high school days so who cares. good video

[cuttock]

@TheArchfiend

You suck at parkouring.

[cuttock]

One.....more....time.

[ThedeadMapleoak]

Yo that part with the unstable pole platforms really had me going there. Must have taken some real skill and determination to get past an obstacle that even most pro parkourers struggle with. Kudos to you Archy.

[Katmaniac6]

I have that book...

[TheArchfiend]

@Katmaniac6

It's my favorite book.

[LemonHobo2]

very funny!

[LostFaithChoi]

@Kevin39LV8 you should've said phucking phag.

[neilnriley]

Holy Hoarder house Batman

[MasterOfAudioSurf]

You are the master

[Johnnyboy414]

Hopefully someone saw him doing some of this and just said to themselves, "What a flaming homosexual."

[DrBrevin]

This is hardcore parkour.

[bleeditdeath99]

Archfiend was listening to In Da Club by 50 cent getting out of the car parked in the VP spot lol.

[TheArchfiend]

@bleeditdeath99

Good ears. I think you may eb the only person that got that. The big question is, what song was that mashed up with?

[Bombalega600]

@TheArchfiend

With in the end by linkin park =D

[WeAreOneNexus]

@TheArchfiend aww man i know it has a laugh in it

[elsherdoo]

HOLY SHIT, I WILL PAY YOU TO TEACH ME PARKOUR!

[MyselfTheThird]

@Kevin39LV8 His bitchin' copy of "The Last Lecture" cancels out whatever gayness the Santa Fe may exude.

[sodcrew1]

funny to see you always make fun of or rent on about people who do a better job at what there doing then you, i dont parkour myself but its a really hard sport to master.

but then again, i gues its just jealousy, gl with your self image dude

[TheArchfiend]

@sodcrew1

You're just jealous that my parkour skills are far superior to yours. 

[100Ultimate]

@TheArchfiend They aren't superior to mine! >:3

[DarkHeretic]

Dat ass

[Datleco]

Archfiend breaks out the hardcore to their Parkour

[firebat42]

Can we PLEASE hang out?

[TheArchfiend]

@firebat42

Maybe.

[Jaysnake8486]

Plus. Five. Stars

[MrMaDelirious]

More Parkour videos. Reading a novel while hanging by one arm freaking sweet. TheArchFiend pissing haters off a buck at a time.

[MightyZumba23]

Lmao, This is some good shit Arch.

[NewMoviesChan]

@TheArchfiend Infringe copyrights much?

[soupcanstudios]

best parkour ever!( not being sarcastic.)

[TheTrueSceptic]

I wish I had moves like that. I'm so jealous.

[satan6rapes6god6]

You really suck, are u gay?

And please sont answer....

[TheArchfiend]

@satan6rapes6god6

Sont?

[satan6rapes6god6]

@TheArchfiend dont ;D

[nirrit117]

@TheArchfiend 

hey are you mad? i tink u mad

[TheBrainEnema]

i had no idea you could do that! you are amazing!!!

[vampxblade]

Yuor voice is so squeaky and high-pitched! lol its hilarious! ArchFuckface

[TheArchfiend]

@vampxblade

*Your 

[N0G0]

@TheArchfiend Correct misspelling is so weak :-/ .

[vampxblade]

@vampxblade Im what? your not even funny. Why would you spend your time replying to these messages? your not going to get anywhere, your just wasting yourr time. I find it funny that your a grown man acting and talking like a kid from grade school. haha fucking dumbass. i dont give a shit how much money i give you by viewing this shitty vid, anyways 30 cents is nothing.

[TehBloodBeast]

@vampxblade How do you know what his life's Maybe your worse off maybe he is completely different off camera Why don't you stop picking on people you don't even know!

[TehBloodBeast]

@vampxblade You do realise that's not his fault you might have a really deep voice and have a small penis or you could be trolling and your voice is even higher

[LifeOnDaProwl]

The ArchFuckface.

[TheArchfiend]

@LifeOnDaProwl

Thank$ for watching thi$ video

[LifeOnDaProwl]

@TheArchfiend Well, what possible difference do 2-3 views make ;)

[TheArchfiend]

@LifeOnDaProwl

When those one 2-3 views add up to THOUSANDS. Quite a bit. 

[secretbadger2]

FAGFIEND U SUCK UR MUMMAS FAT COCK SO FUCK OFF AND SHUT DOWN UR UTUBE U PRICK I GET U TROLLED LIKE MENTAL U CAN DO THE SAME 2 ME BUT I GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES SO WATCH UR FUCKING BACK U PIG

[TheArchfiend]

@secretbadger2

Thank$ for watching thi$ video

[PathGrinder]

Haha youre a good monkey! xD

[1995bimetalhead]

xD seperates the boys from the men, you don't even look like you have it hit puberty yet pal xD semi-entertaining video, I guess.

[cheat12code]

FUCK MENG YOU GOT DEM SKILLZ EH

[LLLookAtYouHacker]

Those are some of the most awe-inspiring Parkour moves I have ever seen.

[GCQProductions]

You know shit's about to get serious when Clubbed to Death starts playing.

[eatmeyou27]

Love the 50 Cent in the background when you walk towards the park

[maxassasin911]

all i can say right now is DAMM

[MagicTheGathering300]

lol

[risingstarc1]

thats just a cool park

[blazingsky3746]

you,re hardcore at parkour Archie

[turbogaming7]

He's about 35 years old who's hair looks 55 and his mind is 15; fag

[ohno2121212]

@turbogaming7 how intelligent of you.

[Raiden1000002]

@turbogaming7 He is actually 50, he said so himself.

[Nintendogenius]

@turbogaming7 can I just give you one little tip? GTFO! You insult someone over a computer screen....yet you would be the first to run away and apologize like the little bitch you are if you saw him in real life.

[turbogaming7]

not funny at all, and if you respond by saying im getting you money for watching, please realize the money your talking about is about 30 cents

[TheArchfiend]

@turbogaming7

Who exactly asked or cares for your opinion exactly?

Oh and that money adds up nicely when it's thousands of people contributing to the pot.

So... thank$ for watching thi$ video

[turbogaming7]

@TheArchfiend no one asked for my opinion just as no one asked for you to make a lame-ass parkour video, but i left one anyways. and you always talk about youtubers are just in it for money it seems you may be a hypocrite. also, no problem on giving you a couple of cents...im sure you need it. i give more money to homeless people

[Elextos]

@TheArchfiend so you only care for the opinion that say nice things about you?

[FrostmoorX]

@turbogaming7

Count that 0.30 cents x 17k thx -_-

[LostFaithChoi]

@turbogaming7 YouTube partners get about $1~2.5 per 1k views from videos with ads. Knowing that no one clicks the ads, TheArchfiend gets about $18~45 just for filming himself parkour. It's a good bu$iness considering how much effort it takes to make this video, not to mention that the time used to make this video was probably his spare time. You spent your spare time when you commented this video right? and it took you about a minute at most? Tell me, do you make money by commenting on a video?

[RokiTVGaming]

@turbogaming7 It adds up...

[MattitudeEra]

@turbogaming7 You're*

[ErinTurco21]

@turbogaming7 Thank$ for watching hi$ video.

[turbogaming7]

@Kevin39LV8 yea the archfiend is probably one of the biggest douches ive ever seen. and when he says "thank$" and "thi$" he is talking about the probably 30 cents he gets. he gets no bank so dont worry

[Raiden1000002]

@turbogaming7 0.30 multiplied by 16659 equals 4997.7 divided by 24 (2 years) = 192.2 dollars a month + the money generated from his other vids.

[Toreno88]

haha "The Last Lecture" at 0:51 i don't know if i feel stupid or smart knowing that

[TheArchfiend]

@Toreno88

Correct. Good catch.