Russell Peters - Sri Lankans

[ONLYUSEmeCOMPUTER1]

I'm tamil and my  last name Leitan

[SephyStabbity]

Bahahah what he says Sri Lankans is so true ahah I'm Sri Lankan myself XD

[mrcykocheesecake]

he's rite the sri lankan tamils do speak really fast.. am tamil and i dont have any clue wat the hell their sayn sometimes....

[msbwickie]

More than 70 % of the Sri Lankans are Sinhalese not Tamils

[SephyStabbity]

@msbwickie I think he's talking about Sri Lankans in the diaspora, not in actual Sri Lanka, and a lot more of the Sri Lankan diaspora are tamils cuz they're the ones who left as refugees.

[mackgun009]

every1 in SL aint tamil...

[orangepanda14]

my sri lankan friends last name is joseph xD

[balasuar]

haha. I'm tamil. So true...

[pjtechy]

im a Sri Lankan and this is soooooooooooooo funny and true ......... haha :D :D

[MissTN96]

ders a sri lankan in my yr called jamie johnny.

[tharu880219]

Typical Russel Peters. Cool. But Majority of Sri Lankans are "Sinhalese" people and they speak English better than anyone else in the world :)

[iloverikku714]

corn on a cob. 

[joybury]

Lol...

[YaBoyBangs]

My friend is from the slummy slums of sri lanka. He had good education when he came here to new zealand, but what amazed me was his name.

Enoch Joseph Thomas. Hes a full blown hindu and so is his whole family

[starglitter4u]

@YaBoyBangs : if ur friend is hindu he is not native sri lankan.he is a tamil migrant from india. original sri lankans are sinhalese. even russel here is talkin about tamils in sri lanka not the natives bcs tats not their language

[rajiv20001]

@starglitter4u

I don't think you have travelled your country much. Tamils in upcountry (tea estate) were brought into the island by Brits. Tamils in Jaffna on the other hand are natives of Sri Lanka. These 2 Tamils have different dialects and customs. Sounds like you need some history lessons on your own country pal.

[makkalpadai]

Rajiv was  killed by LTTE. ltte leaders killed him by sending a Tamil female under threat of murdering her family if she doesn't comply. tamilnadu blamed the whole thing on LTTE since they invented this tactic.(Sucide bombing is ma operandi of LTTE)

Note: Rajiv had his life almost taken by a SL Armed force as he was inspecting the guard at the airport in Colombo. Rajiv was a greatest threat to ltte. In Vancouver, Canada tamils celebrated the demise of Rajiv Ghandi. Open your eyes India

[MAGGZZisCOOL]

@makkalpadai - nobody cares -_-

[FreshprinceObelair]

@makkalpadai Get a life.

[silversmith8]

@starglitter4u I did some research: the true natives of Sri Lanka are a tribe called the Veddhas. The place was invaded by Indian princes starting with someone called Vijaya, and "the present day Sinhalese (and many modern Tamils) are a mixture of the indigenous people and of other peoples who came to the island from various parts of India" [wikipedia and a bunch of other sources]. Apparently the original language of the Veddhas died out as well.

[BeautifulRX]

Lol, Lankins hate being called Indian! 

[BeatriceJ78]

shlakalkalklfakaihskhsakalkaal­klaka-Nathan lol

[ddtheking23]

haha im sri lankan thats so kickass!

[studycisco]

Is he talking about a Tamil guy from Sri Lanka? Mind you, more than 75% language usage in Sri Lanka is Sinhales, not Tamil.

[deenuga]

sri lankans are the niggers of indian!!! south side indian nah mean!

[airpower123]

@deenuga wtf, indians are blackest in india. sri lankans are cacasian by genetics. indians are usually mongloid or australoid. look up mongoloid in google. indians are niggers by genetics. all the niggers in sri lanka are indian, they live in the north.

[rajiv20001]

@airpower123

Not true.  Where are you coming up with these? Do some due diligence before you put anything up here.

[sidirox4eva]

oh my god...about 1:50 onwards. i nearly peed myself

XD

[lordfinchness]

he is indian u twat -_-

[sourx3candi]

he does have bits about indians, but that's just how comedians are.

they make fun of different cultures and their own.

[airpower123]

@sams0606 lol cow piss drinker, and rat woreshipper

[airpower123]

@MrCoolpwnedU In 2008 a study looked at SLC24A5 polymorphism which accounts for 25-40% of the skin complexion difference in Europeans and Africans and up to 30% of skin colour variation in South asians.The study found that the rs1426654 SNP of SLC24A5, which is fixed in European populations and found more commonly in light skinned individuals than dark skinned individuals (49% compared to 10%), has a frequency of ~50% in the Sinhalese compared ~30% in Indians.

[MrCoolpwnedU]

@airpower123 lol thats not i was laughing at, cow piss drinker that was random.

[airpower123]

@MrCoolpwnedU not really, its a well known stereotype of indians.

[MrCoolpwnedU]

@airpower123 well, i noe that stereotypes are mostly just silly, but atleast it could have been something reasonable like asian people cant drive or rednecks marry thier cousins, but i`ve actually never heard that one.

[MrCoolpwnedU]

@airpower123 lol that makes no sense.

[airpower123]

@MrCoolpwnedU wat r u talking about shit stains? u reliase india is 3rd world country? sri lanka is middle income status. india is low income nation.

y doesn't it make sense?

[renebrian]

how do u knw dont speak fast? it is nt 4 u 2 judge that

[renebrian]

wow 123angel23 u've been removed!!!!

[GurgleOneSixSix]

@renebrian

really?

[janoman911]

its a fucking joke kid

calm down

he does this for a living and it pretty damn good at it

[meandjeanette]

is that David BEckham at the end

[BiGTiMeNeRD007]

Looks like him!

[JennylovesMJ]

cornonacob!

[mmissthangg1]

lmao. this dude is mad funny

[ay7sha]

hahaha

[MeHanfiBhai]

cool man

[HumanFrailtz]

Most Sri Lankans don't speak Tamil.

[Lolipopkyable]

LOL! CORN IN A CUP...

[superaj243]

Your are such a dumbass don't think u know the difference between Sri Lanka and India

[serinsaleh2]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[dalealberto00]

he is so funny!!!

[lolzers987]

ye everyone thinks he is:D

[iPeeOnBob]

Lol XD

[happygirl0917]

yea sri lankan pride! russell peters is so damn funny

[desigyal04]

loll.. i can't stop laughing... been a while since i heard russell..

[nattkhan]

yeah its not as funny as he usually is...this time im like, hmmm, instead of hahahahha..

[youtba3oo]

ive got a friend in my school whos Sri Lankan

 his first name is: Trilanth

and last name: JAMES

[nattkhan]

hahahha ironic

[moham8]

sri LANKANS HAV Long names there's onb guy in my year he's sri LANKAN AND HIS SURNAME IS JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVANANTHA

[Tuxley]

lmfaoo thats hilarious shit

[72u]

i was just thinking that , he looks alot like beckham

[OoFLAVORoO]

Dude, is that David Beckham in the end? The guy who is laughing...? He looks a alot like Beckham.

[surupi26]

I'm Proud to be a Sri Lankan

[buddawiser]

uwantbeansorcornontehcob? roflmao

[ginikinz]

if u took away all of his racist jokes...thered be none left....but i still lovem

[lizzydraven]

I am so inlove with this guy..so inlove. If only guys i date can make me laugh like him..

Russsssseeelllll.....youre the best. You're the man...

[mcshaggy2]

If only girls I date are as hot as Megan Fox...

[gill194]

lolzz

[SlayerDaMayor29]

russeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel you da best.... that was some shitty stuff dude... i just love ya

[no1reallycaresabout]

If someone thought this was racist, I'm Sri Lankan and I found this funny! But some Sri Lankans also speak Sinhala! Not all Sri Lankans have Tamil as their mother tongue! Not to be antiTamil or anything.

[calladuz]

Some? isn't it like 80%? Anyways, most Sri Lankans abroad are Sri Lankan Tamils who flee from the fighting. That's why he referenced the tamils. (in London)

[no1reallycaresabout]

About 74%, but I see what you mean. But still, the Sri Lankan expatriates aren't just Tamil, there are some Sri Lankan Sinhala expatriates.

[msbwickie]

@no1reallycaresabout SOME ? 75 % is "some" ??

[3mmlia]

lol

Russell Peters is

soooo funny

[xPAMSx]

loool

[shamana5678]

lol true dat..londons fill wid srilankans its funni!! luv russell peters!!!