Added: 3 years ago
From: jsXanatos
Views: 33,643
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (212)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • lyrics of the song here: 1:45

    z PLR do MLR, jel jsem přes ČSSR, SMPČSPK stoplo na PK,

    mé DKV, SPZ AB má 25 50

    musí teďka na GO, do ČSAO!

    :D

  • lols I just realized I had a great uncle who once grabbed a cat with his bare hands strangled it to death for eating one of his quail.

  • Did you wish mrsentual a happy birthday

    um yeah

    Fuck you

    LOL

  • now youre gonna be 6 years old :D

  • I think we might need a 5 year recap xanatos?

  • Any plans for your fifth Anniversary? 

  • i wish i can play with crackbone

  • dang i miss crackbone :(

  • Anyone have transcription of what crackbone says in the begining?

  • I am from Czech republic and I gotta thank you guys that you put music fo one of our best musicians - Ivan Mládek. XD

  • ivan mladek and the banjo band is amazing

  • @jsXanatos cake?

  • Crack my mane man yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Where do you git this stuff .BOBALA gobladhfbdefbewbfw

  • lol yes you did fuck you

  • gman squad episode 3 is realesed day after my bday ;D

  • lol i still love ur machinima series xanatos

    when are u gonna make a left4dead or left4dead2 machinima? that would make my day

  • Half Life Anxiety was released one day after my birthday :(

  • gman squad series started on my birthday :D

  • 00:00-00:40 WOW lol

  • 0:00-0:40 O_O

  • It's not a gore mod, they used a GMOD model pack called "headspack" and they did stuff to make it look like they were decapitated and stuff whatever.

  • will there be a gman squad 8 I love that shit

  • very gd. very gd.

  • XD Crackbone's the best

  • Happy birthday, Mr. Sensual.

  • heck i got to remind myself to watch all of these videos not just two or three ive seen :D:D

  • Nice Story :) I actually liked it :D

  • survivorman.

  • i am from norway.

  • CrackBone is a real viking

  • whats the map?

  • stev did i wish mr sentrul a happy forthday

    yea i think so

    fuck you

  • Whats the song at 1:41?

  • ivan mladek - zkratky

  • I REALLY LUV JSXANATOS !

    cuz he didnt make halo vid

  • ya because halo was made by valve you know but its a good thing he only does SOME valve games (and related games)

  • lol idiot bugie made it valve had nothing with halo

  • you dont know sarcasim do you

  • and you don't know how to SPELL sarcasm.

    ..Or very many other words, for that matter, so he is excused for not noticing your non-apparent sarcasm.

  • jsxanatos and ross scott films are my favorites.

  • mines to

  • Same with me, their the funniest :D

  • its sony vegas platinium

  • what movie maker do u use????? man i need to know

  • lol DONT TAZE ME BRO!

  • Awesome clips.

  • happy birthday

  • Man, I love all of your videos! But you've been a little quiet for a while. Make some more!! Keep going1 You ROCK!!

  • JsXanatos are my favourite machinima group :O and In my opinion the best out there.

  • Ok, the best thing in the world if Xanatos, digitalph33r and Ross Scott would form together and make a machinima Alliance! CALLED! : The Kick Ass Machinaerers! or T.K.A.M.! xD

  • Fuck you whore.

  • whats the song at 1:39?

  • Boris FTW

  • janus syndicate w00t! the first vid i found of these guys was lol another day :p a classic!

  • omg XANATOS YOU ARE THE MAN KEEP THIS SHIT UP

    you are as good as any other machinima maker i bet you and digital pheer would come up with some funny ass shit together

  • Xanatos is not playing with dolls, so probably no.

  • seconded

  • DUDE! You guys formed on the day of my birthday. That's kinda cool.

  • I love the Janus Syndicate.

  • whats the song at the tfc2 western scene?

  • God blessing xanatos

  • The best Machinima maker for source games, you beat'm all, plain excellence.

    Damnit, you're also sexy.

    I love you.

    I wish I could just keep on complimenting you but I can't find a compliment good enough for you.

    You're too good.

    Angelic.

    No kidding at all.

  • FAN BOY!!!!1!

  • And I'm proud of it.

  • yep

  • OR IS HE

  • oh hi xantos

  • @jsXanatos yes he is!

  • wait wasnt this already posted before??

  • lawl truely he was mad when i ask :P he ingored me :P

  • Hey bro whats it take to be a actor in your vids?

  • Aww, you should have added some clips from that public dods server back in september. Like when everyone was running down the river in colmar and the german machingunner killed them all and bulgey was like "AHH OH NO HE KILLED ALL OF USS!!!" XD

  • Gman squad is the best xD

  • I thought I saw DMGAINA in Hldms. Lol. Anyways I love your videos. :)

  • tell me... why is crackbone saying he dosent know u and u stole his asshole xD ( he acaly said this to me )

  • so i heard from a trusted source that xanatos is kind of a dick. he plans all his movies and gets pissed when people goof off. so idk but i beleive it.

  • no, we just make everything up on the spot and laugh like hyenas when people delibrately try to screw up the filming....cmon dude! think!

  • also tell archaon he's wrong

  • Yo Kevin its me, Muffins Friend can you add me yet

  • I heard from a trusted source that you believe everything negative that people say about other people.

    Everyone knows I am the expert at goofing off during filming and as you can see Xanatos has not kicked me out. :)

  • @noobsmasher123 I would get pissed off

  • @justin12399 no dude hes like a fat angry guy in a recliner and SUPER SRS about a GAME.

  • 1:22 bugged.

    FUCK!

  • lmfao @ crackbone

  • Its also half-life 10 th birthday 2 days ago.

    Keep up the good work, jsXanatos!

    HAppy birthday, janus syndicate and half-life!

  • congrats from Tolikan :)

  • Congrats!

  • ill drink to that!!!

  • My birthday is on the 19th (weeeeeeee!) =D

  • LOL did you know that its also half-life's birthday?!?!?!

    lucky you!

  • Hot holy crap, it's like it's written in the stars that I was destined to be a gamer! I can finally justify all those spent hours to those who would dare to suggest that I should have spent my time "more constructively". >=D

    Well, OK, so the Lotto here in the UK started on my birthday too, but it's not like I've won the jackpot or anything yet... =/

  • Happy Birthday.

  • crackbone just ignored me lol hes my friend hes pretty lol/cool

  • To 2009. May we recieve more awesome Machinima.

    Cheers!!!!!!!!!

  • Was a "noob's guide to counter-strike" the first video you guys made?

    (shadmancrashbomb ^_^ )

  • nope

  • can you give me the name of the first one then?

  • Congrats guys, keep up the good work

  • Happy Birthday!

    Episode 5? Thats also cool!

  • Happy Third Birthday JS Crew!

    -Hope You Had A Good One!

  • lol cs for kids hahaha

  • Yay!

  • Happy Birthday!

    KEEP ON CREATING FUNNY VIDS!

  • omg that was the best, crackbone's story was the most crazyest thing i ever heard LOL

  • Happy birthday! Shit I never lose his videos... lol

  • Good Job on all of your videos.

    You guys should make a video about crackbone :p

  • I want crackbone to tell be a story! :D

  • I mean: me*

  • he just did

  • HI KMAN!

  • Nice recap lol, can't wait to see the next Gman SQUAD or SOURCE MOD TODD!!!

  • its my birthday no lie

  • Haha, nice job guys, congratulations with the 3 years! xD

  • I thought you guys had been together for alot longer.

    Anyway, congratz. Keep up the good work :D

  • "Yeah I think so..."

    "Fuck you."

  • Happy 3 years! Been great fun with everyone.

    Hai DMGaina

  • I WANNA SEE Xanatos's FACE!

  • lol why ?

  • cause he sounds cool :)

  • yeah me too!

  • yes gman squad episode 5!

  • Wow 3 years old.

  • Crackbone is fucking god

  • What about Dr. Strangeman?

  • strangeman was mid 2007. it's on the prior "two year" montage, this has stuff from december of 07 on.

  • Xanatos: did i wish mrsentual a happy birthday

    Stev: Ithink you did

    X: you know what? fuck you

    XD Best part

    also best was crackbone at the start LOL

  • crack bone is so funny

  • why don't you ever acknowledge GES anymore? you wouldn't have half the fans you do without it.

  • i don't mean to sound rude CCU, but to be completely honest, that "half the fans" comment is completely wrong. but i won't deny that's what started it all with us. ges is, and has been, a joke of a mod.

  • ok, but could you please explain why? i just never understood why most of js feels that way.

  • what the hell did crackbone talk about cats in the beginning?

  • Why not?

  • Why not?

  • woot Gman Squad 5

  • im surviorman

  • keep up the good work Xanatos! as always, your vids are excellent!

  • pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleaseplease

    do left4dead :)

  • happy b day lv ur films

  • wow 3 years and you have made 13 movies that is awesome i hope you guys keep the jsclan alive and going for years to come FOR THE JSCLAN

  • HB guys go one with making us laugh thx for the funny vids

  • Good good happy 3 year old B day

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUYS! You've brought laughter into our lives, carry on with the good job! =D

  • good work xasntos

  • happy b-day!

    (btw the music was a little bit too loud)

  • birthday beats!

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANUS SYNDICATE

  • Happy birthday to jsxanatos's awsom sauce machimas!

  • you have make some awesome videos, can't wait for Gman squad episode 5!!

  • Its all good.

  • I LOVE THE GMAN SQUAD, TOO DAM FUNNY :)

  • happy b-day! cant wait till gman 5 comes out

  • Happy birthday you guys! I love the JS so much.

  • Nice Gman squad episode 5

    Happy birthday

  • Happy birthday Janus Syndicate :D

  • Happy Birthday! jsXanatos machinimas are really great and i always enjoy watching them.

  • Happy birthday

  • thanks for your video and happy b day

  • Happy Birthday! =3

  • Happy Birthday!

  • happy birthday

  • Happy Birthday, excellent vids lot's of laughs.

  • Happy birthday!

  • happy birthday!

  • Haha, happy birthday. :D

  • happy birthday! :) ( . )-( . )

  • happy birthday ^^

  • Nice video dude, keep up the good work.

  • Happy b day :)

  • happy b day

  • Happy birthday !

  • happy birthday!!!

  • HAPPY BDAY! :D

  • Happy Birthday Xanatos

    plox plox plox plox plox Lol sorry for that XD

  • Congratz! i hope to see more from you! especialy from crackbone xD congratz again!

  • Congratz!

  • very cool! source mod todd is the man!

  • Happy Birthday!!!

  • Happy Birthday :D i love the movies you make

  • Happy Birthday guys, keep up the good work.