Star Wars Ep 1. Kids Featurette

[Wolf1354]

if you're constipated this video will clear it right up.

[Cookie13797]

take down this video from Existence

[CurseCreep]

I see a good-looking movie, but all i hear is crappy comments from some gay they proberbly hired of disney channel?!?!?!

[alealien2012]

477 are idiots

[NitsujZenitram2804]

@alealien2012 with all due respect for your opinion call people who like something (however stupid it may be) give you no right to insult them and call the people stupid.

[stampindd]

I saw it, it was great

[TheDazro]

That man has no soul.

[SilenceBroken23]

if you hate this movie so much, go look at something else and quit your complaining

[COBRARocky]

@SilenceBroken23 Go to bed, George Lucas.

[meatballdude2]

worst. dialogue. ever.

[Demetrium]

It's so dense, there's so much going on in every frame...

[Slartibartfass13]

@Demetrium Oh, it's dense alright.

[kravmaga99]

star wars sux man ur all gey nerds

go read books or sumtin

[Lobster222]

It's sorta like poetry in that they rhyme...

[chopcow]

POD RACING!!!

[nelixnkes]

Dude, this movie sux. It is gayer than AIDS even.

[SgtHydra]

KILL ME

KILL ME

KILL ME

[1234dragonsky]

Why are you people hating Ep.1?

[bce5150]

@1234dragonsky because the other 5 are better? 

[1234dragonsky]

@bce5150 Ep.1 > Ep.2 IMO

[NewShieldsMusic]

@1234dragonsky I totally agree. Also, death by hanging would be better then being burned at the steak IMO.

[BaggyOz]

@bce5150 Well three of them at least.

[thenfm]

cure hipster faggotry: MANHOOD101. COM

[Timeshoes]

"but its not all fun, its mainly god awful!'

[pkhitch1117]

what is wrong with your face?

[sparecactus]

@pkhitch1117 WHO TOOOK MY PILLS?!!?!

[JustPhilNY]

Seriously, this sounds like a video Phelous would make!

[massormedgetter1337]

That is not a dislike bar. Thats a siths lightsaber!

[321Breakdown]

"It's a good thing we have Yoda and the Jedi keeping the galaxy safe!"

Funny because Qui-Gon is responsible for the destruction of the Jedi Council, the deaths of billions, and the Palpatine/ the Emperor's dictatorship being established over the universe by taking in Anakin.

[oberon358]

check out the box office numbers.

$ 8.6 mill --- Friday 10 February 2012

$ 8.5 mill --- Saturday 11 February 2012

$ 5.3 mill --- Sunday 12 February 2012

$ 0.9 mill --- Monday 13 February 2012

$ 1.1 mill --- Tuesday 14 February 2012

$ 0.7 mill --- Wednesday 15 February 2012

$ 0.7 mill --- Thursday 16 February 2012

this fell flat on it's ass.

[xboxer102]

@oberon358 well considering the budget for the film this time around was like 0, its almost free money

[oberon358]

@xboxer102 not quite zero, advertising costs money, the superbowl add would have cost millions by itself. i have read some conservative estimates that put the cost of conversion plus advertising at 20-30 mill, some put it as twice that much.

yeah they will make their money back, but it wont be a lot.

[DementedMax]

@oberon358 good numbers sir, but it's "its", possessive.

[Battan3n]

It hurts to live.

[TheFaustianMan]

I don't think you guys get it. These movies are meant to be like poetry. They rhyme!

[LangshottRangers]

Jesus H Christ. If so many people know it's complete shit, why does Lucas keep making money?!

The World needs to turn. 

[Treefingrs]

GAYYY

[Genusee]

WHAT IS YOUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC?!!?!?

[eoghan147]

it wasnt the best star wars movie the first time and the remakes only made it worse.

[jadespindotcom]

Please add more scenes with jar jar. Hey, in 3D even. That is what we want to see. Also, 3D is awesome. Please re-re-release Howard The Duck in 3D for us. Hey, we love you george. Like, you da man!

[xxxslash616xxx]

Lucas, you already killed and buried my childhood... You didn't need to excavate the remains and kill it all over again, asshole.

[julianzolo]

@xxxslash616xxx I am sorry you are extremely allergic to CGI

[TheInstantClassic1]

This movie is the equivilant of taking an hour and a half economics/history test; it's boring, it's painful and you just wanna get it over with and never deal with it again.

[NewShieldsMusic]

468 People are George Lucas

[julianzolo]

@NewShieldsMusic 468 people are not allergic to CGI

[briney1973]

hey kids, have your brains been retarded by video games and justin beiber? yeah, cool. then do we have an awesome movie for you. it features an annoying butt plug called jar jar stinks and a little kid you'd like to slap into the middle of next week called ani. thats right this little shit becomes the dark lord of the sith ,darth vader. hard to believe? well join the club mutha fucka. this movie is rated PG, for Phucking Greedy

[julianzolo]

@briney1973 anakin being completely good is the idea,  didn´t you hear Obi-WAN in ep4 and ep6?

[Jumbif]

This is like a huge screw-you to Star Wars fans. heh heh

[annoianoid]

Worst. Trailer. Ever.

[mary25jane]

George needs to move on.

[CurseCreep]

By the way kids, someone gets cut in half near the end

[julianzolo]

@CurseCreep in your pathetic ep4 a person also gets sliced

[TyHovind]

Cash cow.

[Jenartik]

who cares, star wars is shit so this is fitting

Starship Troopers > star wars. deal with it

[sixamsedna]

jesus christ. lol, I can see how it pissess off Star Wars fans lmao

[Lazurath101]

This ad genuinely makes it look like a kids movie... hell it might as well be.

[Mumrikus]

Am I the only one that sadistically wishes that they'd do this for all 6 movies?

[neonscreen]

This is hilarious! Almost as good as Saturday Morning Watchmen!

...wait, what do you mean it's real?

[MAAADMEN]

commentary = prequels in a nutshell

[kajillion]

Is that the dude from 'Disney's Blam!'?

[ordinarigrrrl]

@kajillion MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. Cant stand his voice ..

[EvilDoresh]

Somebody please tell me this is a fake trailer Oo

[EponymousKid]

I forgot how much I hated Jake Lloyd's performance in this movie.

Then right off the bat they hit me with "WOOO!", which is probably the most ridiculously unnatural read of any line, ever.

[EponymousKid]

No, but for real, was anyone clamoring to see Darth Vader as a Little Orphan Ani?

[CossuMaister]

awefull, just awefull.

[nabxf]

why would you guys do this

[slynhyrpa]

motherfuckers this sucks jedi ballsuck 

[Barretwisp]

I'm crying

[skillcosby88]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH MY MEDS? STOP, STOP, FUCK MOVIES, FUCK THE PAIN AWAY, FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

[Dimbo]

Remember when the way to ensure the constant market for your film was to make good films, and not put out ads for horrible 3D made 13-39 years after the fact, and then make horrible insulting ads that pander to kids to sell them a film, made for kids?

I miss that.

[TheElusiveBirdMan]

"I may have gone too far in a few places."

[JustPhilNY]

@TheElusiveBirdMan To quote the Nostalgia Critic:

UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE FUCKING MILLENIUM!!!

[TheElusiveBirdMan]

George Lucas has now, without a shadow of a doubt, become the biggest fucking hack in the history of filmmaking.

[michaelofcoursey]

Now this is filmmaking!

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

George Lucas,

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Y U NO BE GOOD ANYMORE

[Cuda123087]

Wow. I just...wow. I will admit to liking Phantom Menace but that...thing I just watched was truly abhorent. My god man, with all the money you're whoring yourself out for, you could at least have the decency to put out a respectable trailer.

[ComdrCody]

made me wonder what if the disney channel made a starwars movie and a part of me just died

[JasonNuka]

Guys please do not be angry at this video or George Lucas. Anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering.

[alipdf]

@JasonNuka

i like the sith...so its ok..hate will make me stronger : )..and i am for real...was dissapointed with the ending..i am sith all the way.

[TheCDVigil]

@JasonNuka You know something screw it! I'm going over to the dark side because all Lucas and his Jedi do is make things worse!

[JasonNuka]

@TheCDVigil The dark side of the force is a pathway to ability some consider to be unnatural

[hotgirlsarehot]

I actually thought the voice over was faked. But looked that the uploader and all the dislikes... I guess this wasn't a parody. i still liked it cause it's pretty funny.

[MultiTequilaSunrise]

Hate to break it to you kids, but Qui-Gon isn't gonna make the celebration.

[JustPhilNY]

Wait, how can Qui-Gon and Jar Jar being hearing pod racing if pod racing takes place in the Outer Rim, and sound doesn't even travel in space?

[YeiRLH]

WTF is this shit? WTF do you think people are, you souless money makers? Is there any limit in burning a franchise till everybody hates it just to make more money? WTF!!! Just can't believe it!

[SonicRyan1992]

oh joy. i always wanted to feel like Jar Jar was right next to me and i can't hit him. - he lied.

[SnakeSkin950]

This can't be real...that wasn't just some dude's voiceover??? come on!

[IsItCollegeYet]

FUCK THIS

[Meleemario720]

Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit etc...

[iammaxhailme]

Wait. This is REAL?!?

WHAT THE FUCK GEORGE

[Willbabba]

Watching this was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I came close to crying.

[Ruostenyrkki]

Flagged for causing hate and violence. I suggest you all do the same.

[Ruostenyrkki]

HELLFIRE, HELLFIRE

[tapanisiirtola]

OMG, was this official trailer?! I thought it was just a bad joke. Cheez. I saw the "new 3d star wars ep 1" trailer in movie theater and thought, I wouldn't see the film even if someone pays me.

[RMD00]

I swear this movie is like the Holocaust of Star Wars movies. I went to see it when it first came out and all I thought was "Am I watching a kids film? WTF is this even I don't know? How do George Lucas? How do?"

[tylerfh2012]

hey they're remaking spiderman...how about a complete star wars do-over?

[ashcrown09]

hey look the like bar is a sith lightsaber

[Ogelratsraw]

@ashcrown09 thats a small handle for the lightsaber

[Blood4TheWalletGod]

The like & dislike bar is like a joint >: Someone roll a new one?

[Epsilonic]

Wow that announcer is a dick, telling Qui-Gon to not miss the celebration which happens at the end of the movie, when he's already dead.

[izirion]

this is so fucking horrible...

[TrollChatroulette]

Qui-Gon dies.

[jeleuri]

Even Michael Bay would have made a better SW movie. George, it's time to let someone else to continue this movie series, or just let it die, the harm has already been done.

[rigglesnz]

Someone must have made a bet with George that no matter how hard he tries to ruin StarWars people will still keep paying for more.

[fistingnuns69er]

>11,246 dislikes

Take a fucking hint Lucas.

[bigd1179]

i think it is time we pined george lucas to a crucifix... or burn him at the stake

[Buffaloguy1991]

I think we can legally file for assault this is so bad

[Buffaloguy1991]

three things. 1. George must be paying people to like this vid.

2. SMBC theater got it right and 3. with this trailer I officially declare Star wars completely dead. I am shocked at how much damage this has done to my view of the franchise. I JUST CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE NEXT ONES COMMERCIAL WILL BE LIKE. FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS FFFFUUUUCCCKKKKK YYYYOOOUUUU.

[CzechAvailabilitie]

I feel it is somewhat strange to not only use a completely dualistic view of morality (i.e. "good" and "bad") but to impose this simplistic view of morality on mechanical beings like these "droids", who being robots are literally cold calculating machines incapable of actual thought or capacity for ethical decisions other then those rules programmed into them, is simply bonkers.

[Mikethecanadain]

1:22 you pronoced "Worst" wrong

[Dbx125]

Ohhhhh dearrrrrrr......ohhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh deaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrr

Lucas needs to die a horrible death with a ghost signing his will on his behalf to give the star wars license to someone good.

[Bvenged505]

I used the like Episode 1. Then they announced it was in 3D and I lost all faith after knowing how much IV, V & VI got resold time and time again. I'd like to point out that it's not "3D", it's the illusion of 3D. HoloTV is true 3DTV and they're currently under early prototyping.

Now I've seen this trailer I am truly disappointed with the franchise. This trailer is just immature.

[ZitchTube]

I feel sick watching this.

[KacophonicHoney]

I literally shuddered at the line "NOW THIS IS POD RACING"

[akopischka2]

r.i.p star wars franchise you at one point and time where great but now your dead and forgotton

[misturcheef]

I'm shooting myself in the head....

[MrDavidFILM]

Is this the actual marketing trailer for the 3D release...As much as you might hate the film, you at least admit that the marketing for the original release back in 1999 was much more promising... So...What's up with this?

[XtheUnknown13]

"I'm so glad The Phantom Menace is back in theaters! Can't wait to see it in 3D!" ~ no one

[bobderbaumeister1236]

`Yeah, really good to have Yoda and the Jedi who do JACK during the whole movie. Trading Taxes > Slavery and Sith!

[huhhhhhhhhhhhh09]

Man, I'm pissed, I feel offended for kids everywhere. They aren't THIS dumb!

[bf2lover42]

I thought this was a friggin parody.

[DerMarc42]

How can you make this move look even worse than it actually is? They should get a prize for that

[technicallyabsurd]

HURRY UP QUI GON! LOLZ

[Sorantheman]

Could you possibly kill your own creation any more?

[ThatDMan]

I think Star Wars is a pretty cool guy. Eh attends senate meetings and doesn't afraid of anything

[zazzoa]

fuck sakes...

[Davideogamer]

Now all we need is stock sound effects and wacky clipart strewn about.

[NecroHunter93]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

[NecroHunter93]

455 people work for Lucas

[iainknowsthis]

The narrator and George Lucas should be arrested for grooming young kids.

[Josephdorf03]

I was in kindergarten when this came out. It was alright back then. Podracing was the best part. I personally think George Lucas needs to have every Star Wars movie remade by Michael Bay. Starring Shia Lebouf as Luke Skywalker, and Danny Devito as R2D2.

[XtheUnknown13]

@Josephdorf03 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm okay, I'm okay... No I'm not HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[KirbytPink]

Wait wait wait...Ep1? Alot of people hate it and add the fact that it's in 3D , that most people dislike. Hm, think i'll say something like AVGN says: It's like taking shit, adding more shit and sprinkle it with even more shit. Doesn't matter how much shit you add, it's still just shit.

[Kaleban]

If this got a thumbs up from Lucas, its proof positive that he has finally gone around the bend. Definitely needs to be Baker Acted. I still have trouble believing this is not a parody...

[jeffmstone]

This summer, Rob Schneider is: The Star War

[theindiekidable]

Obvious troll is an obvious troll.

Well done Star Wars!

[jackprime]

DERP DE DERP DA TIDDLY DERPY DUM

[SuperEffector]

0:50 C-3PO "I assure you, you'll never get me on one of those starships"

Narrator "Oh yeah, we'll see about that" -ship explodes on the screen-

That narrator is one sadistic bastard. I mean, we all make fun of C-3PO, but not to the extent of incinerating him. ._. Well most of us anyway.

[faokie]

I thought for sure this was a parody until I realized it was on the official Star Wars channel.

[biskuit700]

No better way of saying "I'm raping your childhood and everything you fondly remember about it" than releasing this abortion on my FUCKING BIRTHDAY.

[ColinTheFedoraGuy]

That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! Wait, this isn't a parody trailer?

[SilverDragonXXVIII]

That caused me physical pain.

[Spoon1561]

Fading...Fading....and...yep my childhood just died.

Fuck you George Lucas!

[albi2k6]

what are kids being talked to nowadays like they hit every branch of the retard tree?

[aguythatwasthere]

A bleach shower.

[Zodish777]

i feel like i should take a shower after watching this.

[TheCranky3d]

watch this instead - you'll appreciate it : redlettermedia dot coms episode I review

[TheSasuke76]

I don't even think that Episode 1 is that bad, but THIS IS HORRIBLE !

[TheCranky3d]

What a fucking abhorrant waste of data

[KingKlear]

Is this a parody or an actual trailer? I'm serious, I can't tell...

[ActionCarl]

Jesus, cry harder you nerds. Star Wars always sucked.

[Zejex]

@ActionCarl speak of the truth

[soppero]

Thumbs up if Lucas raped your childhood.

[EtCeterad]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU, GEORGE LUCAS. HATE. HATE.

[imketje11]

Oh die in a fire, George.

@EtCeterad

Awesome quote is awesome.

[JustPhilNY]

@EtCeterad Someone's a fan of Oancitizen, one of the best second-tier reviewers on TGWTG.

And yes: HATE! HATE!

[TheCodefinder]

@EtCeterad That hate...is swelling..in you now....goooooooooooooddd...

[evilchaos316]

@EtCeterad :applauds: Ludos on the I wish to scream but I have no mouth quote, rightly put my god sir.

[GMRguru]

@EtCeterad TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Dat game, man,

[DorfOnCrack]

I bet Qui Gon enjoyed the fuck out of that celebration. Oh wait :(

[plasmathegray]

What the frak?

[Quint37]

I WANT MY STAR WARS BACK

[Moredread25]

HATE.

[hotdaddyhuggy]

I wanna punch the narrator in the throat.

[PlayerV5Player]

"Plinkett quote"

[a1b2m13]

EPISODE 1: THE FART FROM AN ASS

[NecroHunter93]

@a1b2m13 I like your comment :)