Hot Dog Etiquette

[RayPaganJr]

It should be after the age of 13.

[smerdley]

I like to notch my hot dogs so that when they boil, they curl up into a circle. Then I like to eat them on a hamburger bun, with sauerkraut in the very center. Melt cheese on top for a real treat. Oh yes, and I only buy all-beef, kosher dogs. I don't consider hot dogs "bad food". I've seen photos of Queen Elizabeth eating hot dogs, as a matter of fact. SHE wears little gloves, though. Gloves are tacky.

[stevolution666]

if it's Hot dog why is it erb and not Herb

[PortillosFanatic]

It's amazing how many people out there don't understand ketchup doesn't go on a hot dog. You'll get thrown out of restaurants here in Chicago for that.

[Mazamom]

This is hysterical. What is with these people who take this so seriously? Don't you get it -- it's a little like hot dogs on The Colbert Report...she's joking!

[818gregd]

In the south we don't use the piclled cabbage. We put colslaw on our hotdogs. Try it. I bet you'll like it.

[woodtan]

ys its retarted and its a foot long weener lol

[wertstahl]

hot dog yes, living dog no! i fully comply. hot dogs rule!

[bilingualwhaler]

A hot dog without ketchup is like the American flag without its stripes. You terrorist. XD

[dashidash]

ketchup = red

hot dog w/ketchup = un-american

you = commie

but that's just cuz i'm from chicago

[fastgirl321]

this is lame

no ketchup after 18?!

fricken wierd

[AllOtherNamesTaken]

america owns

[RAWRkaila]

Guys.

Chill about the ketchup thing. It's just a video.

[PandoraJadedBox]

This is kind of weird...

[r2d2fan]

the chicago thing is sol true if u ask for ketchup thelll tell u to get out!#

[heeey06]

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

I'M FOR EM!

[Littlellama0609]

....ok...

[eatmeimkissable]

this is retarded

[PilotLN23]

Did anyone else notice how at least one article of clothing came off of the guy every time you saw him?

[alftuba]

yeah I don't get the ketchup thing. I always have ketchup on my hotdogs. I also prefer to dress the bun first. And paper plates and napkins are much worse for the environment than the washable kind. But of course I could probably count on my fingers the number of hotdogs I eat each year, so what the hell does it matter?

[ThewOrldIssqUare]

ok, lady. except ketchup has natural mellowing agents that help us cope with life's biggest problems. shame on you.

[adst3risgr8]

god bless ketchup

[UtopianSeeker]

I think Janet is sexy!

[real1acer]

The ketchup rule offends me. No matter how old i grow, ketchup is like mustard for most people. I hate mustard.

[BELTRIZZLEZ]

i totally agree

i hate mustard

wen i get a hot dog

i only put ketchup on it

and cheese if i feel like it

[UtopianSeeker]

I think she's sexy!

[Ng0zT]

lol i almost peed my pants when i read this!

XD

[piggybankvillan]

Hotdogs and hamburgers are to us for what tea and krumpets are to Brits. Heh, well, I think the ketchup thing is completely idiotic. The whole reasoning to come to America is to have freedom and you can put anything on a hotdog, whatever the hell makes you happy. Heck, you put ketchup on burgers along with mustard. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go have a hotdog. :p

[Ng0zT]

...with ketchup

LET FREEDOM RING!!!

[pivotvidsforyou]

YEAH! go man go!

[JesusDwarf]

lol now I know XDDDDD

[iPandaBear]

damn i want a hot dog now!!!

[crazyeye1]

Me too =[

[PBSisGANGSTA]

Listen up Brit, not all Americans are fat and I do agree with you that most of us are and that Brits aren't but not all Americans are pigs and don't have any eating etiquette whatsoever. And why are you even watching this video? It's are holiday.

[Phoenixz33]

krystalb2000: Actually, yes. In Chicago, we take this incredibly seriously. However, the rumors that you'd be arrested for putting ketchup on your hot dog after age 18 are wrong - you don't need to arrest someone after administering police brutality. :)

[A89BlueFire]

*Sniffle Sniffle* But I love ketchup...T.T

[d00dlefreak]

LOL this is hilarious - is this for reals? xD

[mlueva1]

I thought the guy was gonna be shirtless in the last scene. He's starts with his suit jacket then ends up in his undershirt.

[Riiko279]

Dudes, do you know how seriously wrong this sounds?

[darrenwhelan1]

ketchup is sexy

[carolinaviking]

In Sweden, where hot dogs come in all sorts of amazing varieties, one of the most popular versions is the French hotdog, which is a hot dog in a hollowed out but uncut baguette. Deeeelicious!

[Shibiddydoodah]

lol wowzomr

[matt23theo]

Hot dogs rule.

[justgonnastay]

George Carlin - Saving the Planet

[MomOfSailorOnUSSKH]

Hmmmmm what about the Costco Hot Dog Lunch Special? How many bites? I have a big mouth, but 7 might still be too big. Love them! Of course, I only like the Kosher ones because the products are much healthier....the others are from unmentionable parts!

[blondkiller0]

ha ha very true

[ooploon]

can't we just do something ourselves without guidelines anymore?

[ChrisRGT]

... i always put ketchup :(

[Matelk]

If you ever try to keep me from putting ketchup on a hot dog when I want I will put ketchup on my forehead and headbutt you to Canada

[krystalb2000]

I think a lot of people are missing the point of this video. C'mon, 'hot dog etiquette'? Did you really think this was meant to be taken seriously? ;)

[ztevo]

you also broke this rule:

1. dont drink mexican beer with hot dogs

2. Ketchup is Ok

[robryan28]

Eat hotdog with RICE and ketchup as a condiment!

[RocmanRaz]

Whoa whoa whoa people, this is pretty funny for a joke. Haha, its so funny how some people are getting so offended by this.

[PrinceSaschaVykos]

Don't look like you have a respectable job... it is considered passe.. DO look like an unemployed slob when eating a hot dog! :D

[darkelegy20]

That lady bugged the hell out of me.

Ketchup forever. \m/

[bathrobeHearts]

i eat my hot dogs chopped up w/ scrammbled eggs.... with lots and lots of Ketchup. now what Janet?...

[ninjaXmarshmallow]

you cant tell me what to do.

justkidding justkidding

funny video haha

[doritobound5]

eat the damn hotdog how ever you want to.

[scarletrobin]

Are you people stupid enough to take this seriously

[PurePerfection]

It's just a joke, calm down everyone.. roflz

[blablanowwork]

No ketchup? PREPOSTEROUS!

[atlantisisdead]

No ketchup. Ruins a good tube steak. The Dog is Very All-American.(Even our pizza & spaghetti is decidedly un-Italian) I'll take a hot dog w/mustard & kraut. I dunno, make it chili'n'cheese. Or, a classic with yellow mustard, a dollop of relish. Fancy salsa relish. Corn relish! Slice the dog down the middle, grilled on both sides! Grilled & caramelized with brown sugar! Try one with the bun buttered & toasted with garlic. Oh, and the dog must be all beef. No exceptions! Now, that's a wiener.

[bulldozer570]

no sausages came from Germany.

hot dogs were made in America.

they arent the same either.

[foxhawn]

mayo, cheese, mustard, and ketchup...

[jessemy]

It's HILLARY!!!

[danastasio1025]

four stars only thing wrong was the ketchup. lol great job

[itschewy]

no ketchup??????? shes crazy ketchup is the shiznit

[1988in]

creepy

[chrisjstone1975]

I agree with everything, but she is down right crazy when it comes to Ketchup. There is a reason why ketchup is the second most used condiment in the country behind salsa. That's only because Mexico has emptied into our southern delta. Mustard is fine, but ketchup is where it's at.

[zekkie1]

No one is saying ketchup is bad, dumbass. We're saying you don't use it on a hot dog.

[dashidash]

apparently, you haven't lived in chicago.

ketchup on a hot dog is a blasphemy here. you so much as mention it, and you get strange looks.

[koolkeano]

wooo go ketchup!!!!!!!

[anchinkhuu]

Sacred all American food? Lol didnt hot dogs originate from Germany? I hope this video was a joke, i dont think anyone is that retarded that they have to be taught how to eat a freaking hot dog

[beanstheclown]

I sincerely hope this was in jest cause I have and will continue to violate most of those "rules" on a consistent basis. I think it's stupid to tell people how to enjoy their food. As long as you aren't being a total slob it shouldn't matter how you eat your food.

[danastasio1025]

i thumbs down this comment

[morality101]

First thing right off, he was wearing a jacket and tie. Big violation. It's off half way through, then back on. Finally the end he is wearing a T-shirt which is the correct attire for eating a hot-dog.

[dinigirly]

great now im hungry!

[dinigirly]

great now im hungry

[Animallvr327]

How come you cant eat hot dogs in crossiants? Its really good!!!!!! Like a pig in a blanket sort of thing espescilly if you use bar b que sauce to dip in!!!! Yum im hungry now

[Lymojo]

Creepshow fascist. I'll eat my hot dog however I like it, how about that?

[Tamar1973]

Kimchi on hot dogs rocks! Better than sauerkraut!

[EatMyButtCrackCheese]

Tamar1973 Kimchi IS sauerkraut

[Lymojo]

I'll eat a hot dog however the hell I want

[cpinto72]

I wanted to stuff a hot dog in that ladies mouth by videos do and donts end..

[maybechildhood]

i want one.

[crimsonfist3]

pfft, don't put ketchup on a hot dog? Blasphemy.

[kll510]

whatever I love ketchup on my hotdogs.

[josh200200]

THE NATIONAL HOT DOG AND SAUSAGE COUNCIL? Am i reading this correctly????

[jehnza]

Was that Hillary Clinton???

[FlashFace]

Wow, I love this video. It reminds me of something you'd see at a Drive In. Well done. We salute The Dog!

[meazohan]

lol this is nonsence!!!!

[Nosvertu]

I'll put ketchup on my hotdog if I please, thank you. Even if I'm 80.

But yeah, this vid's hilarious.

[Mizzledragon]

The reason "grown ups" don't put ketchup on their hotdogs, is because the sugar in the ketchup smothers the flavor of the dog. There's that saying, "Put ketchup on anything and the child will eat it".

[shavemybuttlips]

hot dogs

[ChuckBleedinNorris]

hotdog and ketchup go together like wine and cheese.

[Bigpapiz]

barbeque sauce on a hotdog.

its good.

[xxxsusserxxx]

THis is a strip tease hot dog video. I am going to have my own strip tease hot dog party soon. can I please borrow the hunky hot dog eating model for my party. lol. VERY FUNNY VID.

[oohvahvu]

The lady is patially right about the ketchup.

You should not use ketchup as a condiment, on a hotdog, but I would say at any age. Instead ketchup should be used for cleaning coins or corroded metal.

Although if you find yourself to be human you should refrain from eating hotdogs altogether; unless you enjoy the notion of ingesting hoof and bollick.

Hotdogs; irahnooh!

[WhoopMQ]

Ketchup is the only thing I can eat a hot dog with. I can't stand mustard, relish or any of the other things shown in this video.

[pistorius999]

This is verrrry sarcastic; yes ??

Or else I would leave the americans WAY lower than I did anyway.........

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[Raider020]

This was featured?!111!?

[emotionists]

FTW is mostly used in games Like Wow( world of warcraft but ye ... :)

[ebonyxrose]

Ketchup is disgusting on a hotdog.

[rachelallencamus]

true dat. mustard only please!

[rabbit605]

I'd give it at least 4 stars except for the strange elitist rule against ketchup. Give me some onions, spicy mustard, horseradish, and relish if you really insist (neutral on it), but why the problem with ketchup?

[Mizzledragon]

It's not really an elitist rule. Ketchup is mostly made of sugar, so you're basically just pouring sugar all over your hotdog. It completely masks the taste of the dog. This is why it's looked down upon as childish, because you're pretty much turning the hotdog into candy.

[1N5OMN14K]

i thought it was a little creepy when he kept eye contact while licking his fingers

eww

[martlv22]

TOTALLY

[klopextube]

haha!

[junkie4vids]

There are three places in the United States to get the best hot dogs:

1. New York City - the hot dog is king in NY

2. Chicago - the Chicago hot dog is the ultimate high-quality experience

3. Los Angeles - grab the best west coast hot dog at Pinks in LA

[coolmint191]

Ketchup is way too sweet for a hotdog. Spicy mustard and chilli&cheese FTW!

[momo5288]

No ketchup on a hotdog, thats crazy

[englander1971]

spot on, ketchup on food is for peasants, how very low rent.

[venombeyond]

No Ketchup?!! What are you KIDDING ME?! I Love Ketchup, and I'm 25, and ANYTHING but a kid. I love my favorite combo, which is two nice lines of ketchup on the sides of the hotdog in the bun, and 1 big line of sweet BBQ Sauce in between them, Ketchup + Sweet BBQ Sauce = Tangy, sweet, and goes really well with the nice, beefy flavor of a full beef hotdog.

[MikePhotoGuy666]

A good hotdog needs a good bun man, like a good whole wheat bun, not some fall apart bun. Then slap MAYO, MUSTARD, LOTS OF KETCHUP (How can anyone NOT put Ketchup on a hotdog?) Grilled Onions, Relish, Corn Relish, and Jalapenos on there. And some bacon bits. Maybe some Cheddar cheese, Baked Beans and Black Olives on there too.

Now that is a REAL WEINER! And it should be a big thick fat hotdog too, not a wussy little dog. You got a 8 inch jumbo dog, you can taste all the toppings and the meat!

[uncleanhands]

I like ketchup on my hot dogs.

[BooderMcDoo]

this is kinda pretty stupid. i do understand its supposed to funny and parody but its not funny at all. its just pretty dumb. and the thing about ketchup was particularly... annoying. this is mediocre at best, i dont think it should have been featured.

[rossm21uk]

i eat hotdogs with some amonium sulphate and hydrochloric acid,and a bun made out of dynamite.with a fork

[xxxsusserxxx]

hey,,,this was secretly "strip" hotdog eating.

If he had been allowed to eat TWO hotdogs...WOW I can't even imagine what would have happened. I am going to throw my own strip hotdog party tomorrow! NO ketchup..got it. and beer..and licking of fingers..OTAY. ALL ARE INVITED.

[Kaipoeira16]

Blondie- FTW means For The Win.

Y'all want a good topping, go for ranch dressing on a hot dog... Best shit ever.

[zikten]

no ketchup? wtf? unless it's a chilli or cheese dog, you have to have ketchup

[jkdblondie]

I love ketchup! ketchup is my favorite condoment ever! My dad makes fun of me for putting ketchup on my hotdogs...i guess i'm just unamerican *sighs* btw what does FTW mean?

[EasyFrenchReader]

FTW = For the win

[EasyFrenchReader]

FTW = For the win

[Xarlot3]

Sorry Americans, but it looks gross! =(

[henjiru]

your MOM looks gross. >:(

[Arithaniel]

She thinks she knows how to do it, KETCHUP FTW.

[sbakunogaara]

lol ketchup users. that sweet red shit overpowers the actualflavour of the meat, making it seems like you're eating bread and condiments. mustard = the topping

[zikten]

that's only if you put too much on

[asm607]

I love ketchup on em too and I'm from Texas. Looks like this video is retarded.

[RA1NC10UDS]

okay? xD

[rossm21uk]

this has changed my life

[justgonnastay]

Get a pickle and cut it into thin slices lengthwise (like Vlasic sandwich stackers, but Vlasic pickles are gross.) Put a couple of those on a dog with (brace yourself) mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Best dog ever, IMHO. (Sauerkraut and onions is right up there too.)

[mikeypython67]

ketchup and hot dogs is nasty the only thing i put it on is burgers and fries

[lanenarican3]

and wth is wrong w ketchup?!??! shouldn't it be unamerican to NOT have ketchup!??

[MissPrettynCurvy]

I love this video. I like to put mustard, onions, and chili on my hot dogs. YUMMY! :o)

[MissPrettynCurvy]

KETCHUP SUCKS!

[aaviguet]

No ketchup--Try it, and open your minds, people!

[Arekkusan]

it was a funny video I was gonna give it 5 stars, but whats wrong with putting ketchup on a Hot Dog?? I'm 28 years old and still do it. Goes perfectly well together.

Only one star from me.

[upptim27]

People check out footlong and some chilli my fellow hot dog  lovers

[evan711heaven]

pray pray every day.

[p2pjoe]

lol

[dragonruler978]

Nice... lol 5 stars

BUT I WILL ALWAYS PUT KETCHUP ON MY HOTDOG :)

[Pardinuz]

interesting lesson

[Vip3y]

Was that supposed to be funny?

[jackalqueen]

Does pesto count as an herb. I love pesto on hotdogs!

[yenawine5150]

yes some one that also thinks ketchup sucks

best dog is with mustard, onion, and relish end of story

[cantthinkofnameATM]

How can it be a "legend" that you could get arrested with-in the city-limits of Chicago if you eat a hotdog with ketchup? How can a law be a legend? Unless the law was in the past.

[ShipsLoft]

you can tell what people are by what they eat.

he's a hot dog!!!

[djleethal]

don't put ketchup on a hot dog? this vid is BS

[djleethal]

no ketchup on a hot dog? this vid is BS

[bsauce9000]

Wrong.  It's "ketchup and onions are on the best hot dogs."

[skip63]

In Chicago the hot dog carts HAVE Ketchup.

[wrestlingredneck]

oh and p.s. i just ate a hot dog tonight and guess what I used frickin ketchup....trill

[deathbychocolate13]

the no-ketchup-over-18 thing what she meant was u should use chili or hot sauce instead.. since you're old enough to stand the heat

[foryounoeltam]

SOPAS, PERRO!

the ketchup IS only for pros'!

[Dawgtooth]

In Europe, the tomato bears names such as "the love apple" and "the golden fruit".

Ketchup, the child of this fruit, is superior to all other condiments. Furthermore, I do not care what the minor city of of Chicago thinks.

[bloodyrzr]

I LIKE KETCHUP ON MY HOTDOGS!!! I don't care how old I am!

[Dawgtooth]

Putting together a video for hot dog ettiquitte seems rather pretentious.

Sorry if I sound stand-offish, the ketchup comment annoys me. Besides that, not too bad.

[emerald2468]

wow ive been eating hotdogs wrong all these years.

[bloodyrzr]

I agree with everything in this video except the bit about the ketchup. wtf.

[tylerdubyaproduction]

this lady knows her weiners

[wilo201]

it's about somebody made a hotdog etiquette video

[dj99surf]

she looks like Nancy Pelosi.

[Nutmikk]

sorry hotdog eating morons ketchup is for mature/pr0s only :)

[whazat]

Eggsalad on a hotdog.

I am not kidding.

[MrPayne5]

ketchup and onions on hot dogs are the best

[bobjones0319]

ya ur right especially if u put the onions in a pan and like sautee them seriously wtf is wrong with ketchup i hate mustard

[MrPayne5]

ketchup and onions are the best on hotdogs

[haruwan21]

true dat!

[Dinnerz2k7]

*and mustard :)

My Perfect Hotdog Topping:

Ketchup (even if ya iver 18 {im 13})

Mustard

Onions

*in any order :)

[lucazuca]

what's so wrong about ketchup?...It definetly matches well!

[maria82792]

who the hell sends thank you notes?

[JazzyLemmon]

I totally agree with your no ketchup with hotdog rule! its in my what to eat video!!!!

[maria82792]

who the hell sends thank you notes?! LMFAO

[mixounette]

i just turned 18, i can't put ketchup on my hot dog anymore? BS.

[XFrostFireX72]

put the ketchut under ur wiener and no1 will see it squished with the bun

[lostindisillusion]

i HATEEEE when ppl put ketchup on a hot dog. thats grosssss

[maxineex3]

ketchup; definetly any age appropriate (:

[blondesailorri]

great

[wiredshock]

it takes me 2 bites.. and no, i'm not fat, lol

[TheKangOfSouth]

ID hit her with my hotdog.

[TheKangOfSouth]

Lmao. I want a hotdog now. its July 4th too LULLLLLLLLL we got some grilled.

[anighel]

this is why 90% of americans are over weight...

[Poopcopy]

but but i loooove ketchup.....