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  • She's trying to make herself popular to children again. :)

  • the next mustard bomb

  • oh she's just making cupcakes... ha ha MLP cupcakes reference

  • NOVA GAS!!! RUN EVERYBODY RUN!!!

  • she is trying to hatch a alien egg and making mutant monster but she also is mind controlling the people to make these things happen with a army

  • she's finding a way to make drugs into juice (like purple = meth, yellow = crack, red = coke, etc.)

  • thwe purple looks like terds

  • dora got a new meth lab :)

  • what 5 year old watches dora anyways!

  • I knew that dora wanted to make drugs!

  • My First Meth Lab.. Duh. LOL

  • METH!!!!!!

  • @SuperCrazyEX2000 yes meth crystal i meen the box said crystal so cystal meth

  • what is she making? probebly something to make the "spices" in her"garden" grow faster.

  • crystal fizz??? sounds....stimulating!

  • "Hey kids, who wants to make meth?"

  • babies.

  • The Mexicans want us to make drugs.

  • sperm

    

  • Dora the Explorer meth lab xD

  • so this is how boots tika and benny started talking

  • meth

  • sunshine,rainbows, sparkles and good will - wrong!!!!! :(

    weed, love drug, grape soda and crack - correct!!!!! :)

  • bombs she made bombs 911 all over

  • "my first crystal meth adventure! "

  • Meth Lab Dora!

    *comes with an instruction manual and a guide to hiding your lab from police.

    Battaries not included.

  • HEY KIDS! Now you can make your own drugs without paying drug dealers.

  • More Doras.

  • dora look like she on dat stuff

  • Pee, love, MY Fave COLLAR, poison

  • babies :l

  • She's mexican. Theyre obviously drugs.

  • acid

  • sperm

  • i think dora is color blind cause lava is red not yellow pink purple and green shes probly tryin to make clones so she can rule the world

  • let's review, shall we?

    Tattoos for kids (not the temporary type)

    Drug making for kids

    and making counterfeit money.

    Are they trying to make kids delinquents?

  • dora is making 'peace, love, happiness.' no, it actually pot, meth, and crack

  • pot,crack,meth,clones,or all of the above

  • Dora is making drugs to kill Swiper to end the whole show!

  • There crystals dude

  • the 3rd purple one looks kinda wrong....

  • there is not any thing wrong with it IT IS A CRYUSTALL GROWING KIT THEY SELL THEM ALL THE TIME THAT IS ALL IT IS IT IS A SCIENCE KIT

  • your frist dora the explorer crack set.

  • maybe thats why she never grows up >:O o_o and all the animals she knows TALKS! and mariachi bugs randomly fly in the sky >.>

  • crystal meth!!!! the first thing popped into my mind!! FAIL

  • More like "My First Crystal METH Adventure" Good one Dora, good one...-_-".......

  • @katanacutie you just read my mind

  • My Little Meth Lab

  • Hmm...

    In one vial there could be a highly contagious zombie virus

    In another vial there could be an intelligence potion (explains Boots)

    In another vial there could be a super drug that makes people mindless slaves

    And in another vial there could be soap... EVIL SOAP!!! >:D

  • Quite strange to have this as a Dora the Explorer product. This has nothin to do with the show, but totally a Nickelodeon type of toy. They probably developed the toy and then needed to put a popular charcter with it so it woudl sell better and she fit the age group. The illustrations do look funky - not quite magical enough to be just fun, and not science or cooking-related enough to be educational, but some of the art definitely looks like its supposed to be candy or something else.

  • Crystal meth. Obviously...wait wut?

  • Dora the explorer 2: Secret of the crystal fizz.

    Maybe that's why she has all that MUTANT talking stuff and even a talking monkey.

  • She's making viacom big wigs.

  • Maybe her and boots want to start a family together wink wink

  • she is a Colombia drug lord

  • hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i have no idea

  • I knew there was a reason why Boots always talked! :)

  • she making meath or posin to kill swiper

  • now we'll see less kids talking bout sniffing glue.. and hear them talk about dora the explorer...

  • lol she's making "ice"

  • SHE'S GUNNA KILL ELMO AND FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • *gasp!* IT'S METH LAB DORA!!

  • candy

  • we knew her secret from the beginning

  • sex lube ewe

  • She's trying to make a formula to try to kill Swiper-once and for all!

  • i think she's making clones of herself evil clones

  • test tube baby's

  • sshes making clones of herself and then shes gonna make the clones make the drugs while she sells them for even more of them playsets to make even more coccaine!!!!!!!!!!!

  • She is responsible for the mexican drug wars

    

  • poision for boots

  • I want a methamphetamine lab Dora!! Although, I wonder if the FDA has seen it yet....

  • shes makeing drugs that dont look like it

  • definetly crystal meth

  • I think she is making a clone army to take over the world.

  • great now there trying to teach kids how to make drugs

  • i know what shes makeing shes makeing a clone of her self remembed that episoide of that tommagochy

  • The pack says so itself: CRYSYAL.

    THAT GIRL'S MAKING DRUG, AND NOW YOUR KIDS CAN TOO!

  • the second one is probably her sperm

  • She's obviously making drugs to sell to the rest of her border-hopping friends and family!

  • OMG I ALWAYS KNEW DORA WAS MAKING A NEW LIQUID POT! DUM, DUM,DUM!!!!!1 NO WONDER SHE'S ALWAYS SO HIGH AND ASKING PEOPLE WHO ARE GAY LESBIANS WHERE THE FOX IS ANSFISABGJHBGFIDHGIJSGIEHAIUEH­GIDJBSDKJGN

  • atheraix

  • Crystal meth

    

  • i think its a insect that eat you inside

  • salt kristals paintet with color

  • Crystal meth!!!!

  • id want it

    

  • penis

  • Omg

  • Maybe she want's to kill swiper

  • I think she is growing a brain for you

  • Weed speed oh I mean sunshine and flowers 

  • She's working with umbrella, the green vial contains the T-Virus, Boots is the first to go.....

  • she's plotting to kill boots

  • well, how did you think she got all the talking animals? and now we know.....

  • Maybe she's tired of boots...

  • she is trying to kill that fox this time she means no swiping

  • She's making meth. Probably not to smuggle across the border, though.

  • make your own crystal (meth)

  • She's creating more mutant characters for her show.

  • LAVATAILASMANOS like if you get it

  • Nazi Scientist Dora the explorer. Now available with Josef Mengele doll...

  • Defintley meth cocaine we caught her though she thought cocaine was gonna make cocacola HA im no dumby.

  • Dora's into all sorts of trips.

  • asid to kill boots. (thank God) LOL

  • It looks like she is trying to make crystal meth

  • she is trying to swich genders!

  • she is trying to make the next crack

  • looks like a golden shiny swirly... ummm... thing, a lavalamp, some smoke, and a plant.

  • She's cloning an army of super mutant boots.

  • @GoldKnightProduction wait... do you play fallout 3?

  • @PS3rocks7513 Not THAT Super mutant. -_-"

    Everywhere I go I am followed by Fallout.

  • ITS CRACK I SWEAR ITS CRACK

  • @ghoulia wtf i mean it was a freakin joke seriously how could you enjoy your life if you take it so seriously

  • Well, whatever it is, it is a VILE substance. *Groan..*

  • expiements 623 624 625 and 626!

  • its definetly meth for america

  • she making robot boots....

  • Obviously she's making crack so she can sell it to boots so Dora can get some damn food

  • VIACOM. I REPEAT.VIACOM

  • thats from sponge bob every villin is lemons lol

  • She's truing 2 make dieting supplements to lose some damn weight

  • the violet fizz looks like justin bieber

  • @kenjustine1015 shut up a hole

  • pcp

    totally

  • there are tablets you drop in water FAIL!!!

  • Justin Bieber

  • its for next weeks drug safety episode

  • *shakes my fist* Vicacom Grrrr!!!!!

  • I think she's plotting a way to get rid of Pedobear .__.

  • the yellow is glowing tape worms. The pink is a mix of blood for Edward Cullen. (We all know he's a pedo.) The purple is a DNA strand that she extracted from Peanut. (One of Jeff Dunham's puppets.) The green is a mutated grass that caries the zombie virus. She will give it to the children. Because they are children, people are less likely to kill them and might even think they are playing. What an evil little girl Dora is.

  • This is just one of those home grow crystal kids. Just... BADLY.... packaged. Hurrah Viacom Fail.

  • Uranium?

    

  • Try it out. :>

  • Watch out Swiper, it's fox poison!

  • Ways to annihilate Swiper the fox and possibly boots too! *insert evil laugh*

  • meth

  • that is not mad scietist

  • Meth and Crack rocks.....

  • sex lube

  • meth

  • *gasp!* IT'S METH LAB DORA!!

  • @Beatleflower01

    at least the kiddies are learning something that theyre actually going to USE in their future life :D

  • i used to love her when i was younger! byt last year i got the dora links and she game me nightmares! i wook up crying one night and sweating like crazy and my heart was punding so fast!

  • METH.

  • maybe dora making a chemical wepon when ditenated releases a gas that fools our brains to like and buy the shitty products viacom come out with

  • liqid DEATH

  • Dora the Meth head!!

  • must be making meth..

  • the red one is Ebola .

  • she's making drugs!... i always knew she was a drug overlord!

  • @PandemicPenguin she is mexican LOL

  • They invented that so you can dump it on Dora's head :] Killing aciddd!

  • she's making acid so she can RULE THE WORLD (evil laugh) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • SHE'S MAKING METH (no wonder she's so happy all the time

  • Boots: What are we going to do today Dora?

    Dora: The same thing we do everyday Boots...try to take over the WORLD!

  • @TheFlyingSeal PINKY AND THE BRAIN FTW!

  • OMG dora has a meth lab I KNEW IT!

  • she is evil!! she is making poison she will kill us all !!!!!!!!!!! save yourselves

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  • *gasp* METH LAB!

  • Dialithium crystals to power her starship

  • She's making crystal meth.

  • forever youth vile

    animal talking serum

    super power exlixer

    and iced tea

  • crystal meth...I MEAN FIZZ

  • Test tube babies, omfg no dora has become a victom of pedofilia!

  • theres nothing dangerous and i think its cool

  • crystal meth

  • crystal meth lab