The fact is the vast majority of people needs to believe in life after death. They are frightened of the least possibility that they'll just vanish, and they're willing to do anything in order to assure their eternal life in a sky resort. The truth is, if everyone believed be just black out after death, why even evolve? Why invent, why think? We could have stuck to living in caves and fucking around trees! We must believe in some sort of reward for all of our hard work, otherwise why even bothe
@alexander9619 I find it kind of sad that the only reward you can see in anything you do is a paradisaical afterlife for yourself. I have never believed in an afterlife, nor have I ever had any shortage of motivation.
@MrVladromero well he is belov us, as in the ground. And there is no hell because the very idea of hell is just another potato in the contradiction soup that christianity is.
@snakeinthereeds oh really? he aint in hell? what? you mean there is no hell?? what about heaven? Jesus Christ man how did you come up with that? ...... Did you notice the LOL at the end of my stupid comment? It probably means Im joking, of course he's not in hell nor in heaven, George didnt believe in farytales and neither do I. You, tryin to explain that he is not in hell but buried in the ground is dumb and pointeless
@snakeinthereeds no worries man, sorry if I came out like a dick. It also bothers me all these comments from religious people on Clarin videos. People know what to expect from him and what he stands for, making religious comments on videos like this one is stupid. People should try to enjoy the comedy and let all the haters and ignorants live in their fantasy world.
I just can laugh about people who believe in heaven..when you die..its simple..*click* Light go out. To be honest..what do you do in heaven for eternity? Just as carlin stated..you sit on a cloud and play games?
US congresswoman Cynthia McKinney has come out and blamed the pro-Israel Lobby in America (AIPAC, ADL, ZOA, etc) for ruining her political career. While in congress she refused to sign the pro-Israel pledge and took a pro-Palestinian stance. Because of this, McKinney said “war was declared” on her by the Jewish lobby. In 2009 she told TIU's Ognir that “more than 99% of Congress work for Pro Zionist Israeli interests.”
George Carlin says there's no heaven as if he knew it as a 100% fact. He was a very funny man but how did he know for sure there's no heaven? Heaven can't be disproven any more than it can be proven.
@scottbob103 heaven was created by christianity, yes?
there is plenty of evidence that shows that a lot of what christians believe is made up, therefore logically you could assume that heaven is also made up.
@scottbob103 just to clarify, im not saying that we know 100% that it doesnt exist. noone knows 100% what happens after we die, anyone who says they know is full of shit.
Its just what Carlin believes and he has plenty of reasons to believe what he does.
i love you george, but at the very least it is logical to believe that energy can neither be created nor destroyed ... Huggz when your reincarnated ....
What a disgusting human being you are. Religion has poisoned your mind, no normal person would be happy that a fellow human would be burning. Fuck you, your god and your religion.
@ThyKingdomDie I agree with Carlin on this and Carlin TOTALLY disagrees with you. The buybull only agrees with science if you TRANSLATE it to your conveniance. If the buybull agrees with science then how did Noah put 2 species of every land and bird animal on a boat. Enough to feed them for a year. How did the animals breath since the water was as tall as Mt. Everest? (Genesis chapter 7 verse 19)How did they not freeze to death?
@HoBustinJopson You kinda missed the part at the end where he said 'read it and understand that it's not 100% literal'. I find it weird that people who are atheist rely on the bible having to be taken literal for their arguments. Also what's with the 'buybull' moniker what are you 10 years old?
@boxofrox619 you obviously know nothing about agnostics/atheists. And You need to watch 'George Carlin
bullshit.' If you want to know what he thinks about the buybull. That is exactly what you are buying, BULLSHIT! Now stop being evasive and answer the question. Did the flood literally happen.Did Noah literally build an ark? Or is this some metaphor or symbolic? Becuz if it's metaphoric then im open minded and would really like to hear ur explanation on this.
@jesus4ever18 I wonder what Jesus would say to you about name calling. I wonder what Jesus says about judging people. I suggest you stop being a hypocryte and read the fucking buy bologna again you dumb Jesus freak.
@TornadoMDR he did not believe in god, he is still with us because his thoughts are still with us and it is the most important. He will be as long alive as we will be listening to him, and we will be doing this for next many decades or even centuries!
@TornadoMDR smiling? nope! Laughing, watching us like the idiots he told us we were... If those that are not so ignorant would just stand and begin to work for a better future maybe, just maybe he would smile... I'm not going down without a fight
@RatDog67 Within a week before George died he told his daughter that he did believe in something. I can't quote but he mentioned how it was far removed from religion yet held a concept of spirituality. He made a joke then reminding her that he had no idea WTF spirituality was. He went onto say that he felt we were an experiment that failed miserably. His hope was that by bringing smiles and laughter to others he somehow covered his bases. He made sure to explain that he was no foxhole prayer
@RatDog67 Carlin wasn't as much against the very idea of god as he was against hipocritical messed up religions with their shody interpretations of it.
@Jason1975ism - so you're an atheist, but yet Bill hicks is your personal idol and a sage? And yet bill was a massive spiritualist and had a fundamental belief in the existence of a 'god' albeit a more universal consciousness, we are all one, endless source of love sort of thing. Dunno how you mix those two for yourself - but hey whatever works :-)
@Jason1975ism - so you're an atheist, but yet Bill hicks is your personal idol and a sage? And yet bill was a massive spiritualist and had a fundamental belief in the existence of a 'god' albeit a more universal consciousness, we are all one, endless source of love sort of thing. Dunno how you mix those two for yourself - but hey whatever works :-)
@blackbite50 Yes but thinking someone is your 'personal idol' and a 'sage' is not the same as simply looking up to someone. That's not what the original text said, nor was it you who said it, so changing someone’s original words to make your argument renders your argument rather defunct.
@johnshayegh I think your taking what he says a little to literally. My point was that haveing someone as a personal idol doesn't nessacaraly mean you believe in everything they do.
yes I know my spelling is terrible but it doesn'tmean my guement is invalid.
how do you take what i said as mocking george? i love george and bill hicks and sammy k.. im an anthropologist/atheist and i think that the only true sages of our day are GEORGE AND BILL! NEVER say i MOCK MY PERSONAL IDOL!
@internetwizzardify that obviously did nothing to change the fact that he is dead, viewing a recording of him speaking was completely arbitrary to that truth
@pgh3424 dude we have DMT in us he said so himself. so right now he is basically a dreaming conscious guy living or thinking in his own little world. but dead or something
Ummmm always wanted to play a harp. :-)))) This is so true; listen the next time a loved one dies; or someone tells you "Oh my son passed away. " WE say, "Oh I am so sorry and turn our head down in reflection." Yep we do this truly. LOVE you George Carlin; I DO KNOW that you KNOW that we love your arse :-)) even though you are ';-) IN heaven. :-))) OH Heaven is on earth. WHOOPS another catholic mis-representation.:-)) :-)))) I am so weak from laughing. :-)))) <3 to ALL
Hi George! I know you are looking at me from up or down I am not sure. Because you are actually not dead but only disappeared from us as your body is not the real you; the real you is your soul and spirit which are immortal and just passed into eternity. I know you never believed in what you never saw. But now you have no choice except to accept what you have got either heaven or hell. I pity you if you have gone to the place which you did not like. Did you see some of your loved ones there!
@SuperLivingword the soul doesnt exist my friend, your conciousness and personality are all in your brain, and when you die that is it, all you are is a highly advanced computer system, and one day you shut down!! , its just the way it is, be realistic.
@SuperLivingword Kind words (except for the "looking from down" thing; that was less kind and more passive-aggressive douchebaggery), but I think George already answered you.
Everybody search Truth Contest in Google open The Present and read what it says . This contest is seeking the answers to the big questions of life, the truth about life and death. Everyone should see this.The Present will turn this world right-side up if it reaches enough people,pass this message on to other videos in YouTube.
@Jason1975ism * You mock him by paying YOUR tribute.How ???? Play George "On Religion",and see.He does not believe in any of them.A very insightful funny man.I saw his first performance on TV.
I think that his drug addiction made his mind slower in his latest stand ups. Don't get me wrong they're good, it is only he was a little slower afterwards compared to his 1999 stuff.
And these people that say they see ghosts wearing clothes....How the hell would clothing be on a ghost when clothing is not a living thing. If people have so called SOULS then wouldnt the ghosts be naked bodies? lol
I agree with ya rocker4u....I dont believe in god or the devil, angels or saints or devils or demons or even a soul, a soul is just a glorified word for a personality. A soul doesnt live on, the memory of the dead person is still active in the minds of the living, thats what it really is. Billions of people died on this planet and I nerver heard of any one of them telling the living how great heaven is or how bad hell is, lmao.
Of course, more arguments about religion on George Carlin videos. Please, just keep your views on the subject to yourself and enjoy the video. If you didn't enjoy the video solely because of your beliefs, okay fine but don't bother posting a comment because you know that's just another 5-10 page argument/all-you-can-eat-spam-buffet waiting to happen. If you enjoyed the video, great. But you don't have to make a comment that will just provoke religious people into arguing their points. Thank you.
@Orangehairdness what answers ?? do you just post random cliche crap. i have no idea what you are talking about. And if you dont understand why i feel sorry for him, then i feel sorry for you too.
@azidr You never understand the truth let fuckin bullshit like religion messed up your mind, open your eyes idiot. take look around, There is no god, that cocksucker never existed. Maybe fag created about to gays story. jesus and god suckin each other dicks at heaven and other stuff. i hate Religion my mind is clear. There is a world, there is a universe there is so much to learn about it. And Religion want to keep people calm, pay them money, and not learn anything. Fuck Religion, Puke of it
What George Carlin said he wanted on his gravestone was "He was just here a minute ago!". if i want a selfish death with the whole shebang i will have that put on mine.
@carlosbtlr Its sad that people have been brainwashed for 1000's of years with all this religion hogwash.Its another cult that unfortunatly,has survived over the years.God did not create man,Man created God! We are all animals,Darwin was right.Wake up people!Anyone with half a brain can figure this one out!
Damn the man for openly explaining his views thoughts and making the world laugh, go ahead. No matter what you think he was an incredible comedian and made an unconceivable amount of people laugh
Hey, I just want you all to know that I'm a religious jackass, actively seeking out George Carlin videos, and doing EXACTLY what George fucking Carlin was criticizing me for, COMPLETELY supporting the negative religious stereotype, and proving to all I'm just a blood-hungry fucking idiot ready to shove my moral penis into the ass of other viewers just to do it. But it's not homosexuality in my case, my cause is far more righteous than yours....BULL SHIT GUYS!
no we aren't from the ocean, you clueless jackass. just because you can't deal with reality without your puddle of mudd records (lol) and meth habit doesn't mean everything magically came together from ocean atoms. wow you'd rather believe *anything* than admit an intelligent force created you. this man teaches hate and atheism (aka satanism) to people like you who desperately need something to believe in and you lap it up like the insecure cry-about-a-war-you-aren't-even-fighting-in whiners
George is now one with the big electron... WWWOOOOOW. WWWOOOOOW.
xSnuffedx 1 day ago
GOD BLESS YOU GEORGE WE MISS YOU
lonewolf2297 1 day ago
I think Goerge Carlin is down there now... Screaming up at us...
DaFleegsta 4 days ago
@DaFleegsta no!
ovechkin100 1 day ago
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alexander9619 1 week ago
The fact is the vast majority of people needs to believe in life after death. They are frightened of the least possibility that they'll just vanish, and they're willing to do anything in order to assure their eternal life in a sky resort. The truth is, if everyone believed be just black out after death, why even evolve? Why invent, why think? We could have stuck to living in caves and fucking around trees! We must believe in some sort of reward for all of our hard work, otherwise why even bothe
alexander9619 1 week ago
@alexander9619 I find it kind of sad that the only reward you can see in anything you do is a paradisaical afterlife for yourself. I have never believed in an afterlife, nor have I ever had any shortage of motivation.
LeonhardEuler1 1 week ago
@TornadoMDR, he wouldn't be smiling, he would be laughing at us, and how stupid we are.
capricornxxx123 1 week ago
I think George Carlin is smiling up at us! I mean he was an athesit he´s gotta be in hell lol
MrVladromero 2 weeks ago
@MrVladromero well he is belov us, as in the ground. And there is no hell because the very idea of hell is just another potato in the contradiction soup that christianity is.
snakeinthereeds 1 week ago
@snakeinthereeds oh really? he aint in hell? what? you mean there is no hell?? what about heaven? Jesus Christ man how did you come up with that? ...... Did you notice the LOL at the end of my stupid comment? It probably means Im joking, of course he's not in hell nor in heaven, George didnt believe in farytales and neither do I. You, tryin to explain that he is not in hell but buried in the ground is dumb and pointeless
MrVladromero 1 week ago
@MrVladromero Chill :D, no need to go postal.
Sorry, my mistake - got a little tired of religious comments on Carlin and misunderstood your 'lol'..
snakeinthereeds 1 week ago
@snakeinthereeds no worries man, sorry if I came out like a dick. It also bothers me all these comments from religious people on Clarin videos. People know what to expect from him and what he stands for, making religious comments on videos like this one is stupid. People should try to enjoy the comedy and let all the haters and ignorants live in their fantasy world.
MrVladromero 1 week ago
I just can laugh about people who believe in heaven..when you die..its simple..*click* Light go out. To be honest..what do you do in heaven for eternity? Just as carlin stated..you sit on a cloud and play games?
Sizzlik 2 weeks ago
illuminate want my mind soul and my body, secret society, tryin ta keep they eye on me
Stoogemeister420 2 weeks ago
Believe, which is where I begin to have BIG problems. :))
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LordLindsey12 3 weeks ago
This is great, lol. One of my favourite Americans.
lewars1912 3 weeks ago
@Dennissays no shit .... really ??
TornadoMDR 3 weeks ago
@nzungu833 i was kidding mate lol ... but totally agree with ya
TornadoMDR 3 weeks ago
RIP Uncle George
blindcheatah 4 weeks ago 3
Why must all the good comedians Die!!!! Why!!!!
vivirty 1 month ago
Carlinism. I'm a believer!
callumserberus 1 month ago 2
George Carlin says there's no heaven as if he knew it as a 100% fact. He was a very funny man but how did he know for sure there's no heaven? Heaven can't be disproven any more than it can be proven.
scottbob103 1 month ago
@scottbob103 heaven was created by christianity, yes?
there is plenty of evidence that shows that a lot of what christians believe is made up, therefore logically you could assume that heaven is also made up.
azza10300 1 month ago
@scottbob103 just to clarify, im not saying that we know 100% that it doesnt exist. noone knows 100% what happens after we die, anyone who says they know is full of shit.
Its just what Carlin believes and he has plenty of reasons to believe what he does.
azza10300 1 month ago
@scottbob103 it's a human idea. you lost. good fight.
Alejandrokid 1 month ago
Probably my favorite bits from George Carlin came from when he was older. This is one of my favorites. He'll always be in our thoughts....lol
DesireBros 1 month ago
theirs 26 people down there now...screaming up at us
player93ify 1 month ago
i cross out dead people. but George Carlin is an exception
RJIncorporated 1 month ago
@TornadoMDR "There is no... UP there."
ThetaVibez 1 month ago 2
Only comedian I know of who could still be doing stand up at the age of 70 and still be hilarious
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Vgconvos 1 month ago 4
The fucking Socrates of now.
SubHek 1 month ago 4
i love you george, but at the very least it is logical to believe that energy can neither be created nor destroyed ... Huggz when your reincarnated ....
DeJaeCentura 1 month ago
i cant stand this guy he is burning right now!!!!!
jesus4ever18 1 month ago
@jesus4ever18 so don't watch....asshole...
bubblegumsuckers 1 month ago
@jesus4ever18
What a disgusting human being you are. Religion has poisoned your mind, no normal person would be happy that a fellow human would be burning. Fuck you, your god and your religion.
UnknownUserName4267 1 month ago
@jesus4ever18 no bitch ass you're burning because your religion is controlling you you fucking retarded ass
30othello30 1 month ago
what if YOU die during that six weeks....
dcs290 1 month ago
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HoBustinJopson 1 month ago
@ThyKingdomDie I agree with Carlin on this and Carlin TOTALLY disagrees with you. The buybull only agrees with science if you TRANSLATE it to your conveniance. If the buybull agrees with science then how did Noah put 2 species of every land and bird animal on a boat. Enough to feed them for a year. How did the animals breath since the water was as tall as Mt. Everest? (Genesis chapter 7 verse 19)How did they not freeze to death?
HoBustinJopson 1 month ago
@HoBustinJopson You kinda missed the part at the end where he said 'read it and understand that it's not 100% literal'. I find it weird that people who are atheist rely on the bible having to be taken literal for their arguments. Also what's with the 'buybull' moniker what are you 10 years old?
boxofrox619 1 month ago
@boxofrox619
Carlin said, "First of all, there is no up there, for people to be smiling down from."
"Maybe, for superstitious people it provides a little comfort."
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@boxofrox619 you obviously know nothing about agnostics/atheists. And You need to watch 'George Carlin
bullshit.' If you want to know what he thinks about the buybull. That is exactly what you are buying, BULLSHIT! Now stop being evasive and answer the question. Did the flood literally happen.Did Noah literally build an ark? Or is this some metaphor or symbolic? Becuz if it's metaphoric then im open minded and would really like to hear ur explanation on this.
HoBustinJopson 1 month ago
If there really is a heaven and, by some miracle, George got in i would've loved to hear him say "Holy SHIT! I was wrong?!"
DINOLOVER6717 2 months ago
I think that George Carlin is up there now .. smiling down at us :P
TornadoMDR 2 months ago 45
your an idiot he is burning right now
jesus4ever18 1 month ago
@jesus4ever18 I wonder what Jesus would say to you about name calling. I wonder what Jesus says about judging people. I suggest you stop being a hypocryte and read the fucking buy bologna again you dumb Jesus freak.
HoBustinJopson 1 month ago
@jesus4ever18 it was a joke ?? .. oh wait .. christian :D
TornadoMDR 1 month ago
@TornadoMDR
You mean down there now? Screaming up at us?
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PrivateJoker17 1 month ago
@TornadoMDR I don't think he would be. Our society is a complete disappointment.
Yumeenification 1 month ago 2
@TornadoMDR he did not believe in god, he is still with us because his thoughts are still with us and it is the most important. He will be as long alive as we will be listening to him, and we will be doing this for next many decades or even centuries!
nzungu833 1 month ago
@nzungu833 you definitely missed the joke... dumbass
Alejandrokid 1 month ago
@Alejandrokid Yes I did, but easy tiger!
nzungu833 1 month ago
@TornadoMDR He's an atheist...
Dennissays 4 weeks ago
@TornadoMDR smiling? nope! Laughing, watching us like the idiots he told us we were... If those that are not so ignorant would just stand and begin to work for a better future maybe, just maybe he would smile... I'm not going down without a fight
RatDog67 3 weeks ago
@RatDog67 Within a week before George died he told his daughter that he did believe in something. I can't quote but he mentioned how it was far removed from religion yet held a concept of spirituality. He made a joke then reminding her that he had no idea WTF spirituality was. He went onto say that he felt we were an experiment that failed miserably. His hope was that by bringing smiles and laughter to others he somehow covered his bases. He made sure to explain that he was no foxhole prayer
RatDog67 3 weeks ago 2
@RatDog67 he just had some type of hope
RatDog67 3 weeks ago
@RatDog67 Carlin wasn't as much against the very idea of god as he was against hipocritical messed up religions with their shody interpretations of it.
snakeinthereeds 1 week ago
@TornadoMDR I think he's laughing, not smiling XD .
TheBusterdbk 2 weeks ago
@TornadoMDR *laughing at us i think
dahdyingdutchman 1 week ago
funniest man who ever lived? or the most real person who ever lived? I say Most Real Person Who Ever Lived! He told it like it was/is.
lilbeny33 2 months ago
If Congress had listened to George ONCE, we'd all be a lot better off now......
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@Jason1975ism - so you're an atheist, but yet Bill hicks is your personal idol and a sage? And yet bill was a massive spiritualist and had a fundamental belief in the existence of a 'god' albeit a more universal consciousness, we are all one, endless source of love sort of thing. Dunno how you mix those two for yourself - but hey whatever works :-)
johnshayegh 2 months ago
@Jason1975ism - so you're an atheist, but yet Bill hicks is your personal idol and a sage? And yet bill was a massive spiritualist and had a fundamental belief in the existence of a 'god' albeit a more universal consciousness, we are all one, endless source of love sort of thing. Dunno how you mix those two for yourself - but hey whatever works :-)
johnshayegh 2 months ago
@johnshayegh To look up to someone is not to be them or to believe as they do but to admire how they live their life.
blackbite50 1 month ago
@blackbite50 Yes but thinking someone is your 'personal idol' and a 'sage' is not the same as simply looking up to someone. That's not what the original text said, nor was it you who said it, so changing someone’s original words to make your argument renders your argument rather defunct.
johnshayegh 1 month ago
@johnshayegh I think your taking what he says a little to literally. My point was that haveing someone as a personal idol doesn't nessacaraly mean you believe in everything they do.
yes I know my spelling is terrible but it doesn'tmean my guement is invalid.
blackbite50 1 month ago
how do you take what i said as mocking george? i love george and bill hicks and sammy k.. im an anthropologist/atheist and i think that the only true sages of our day are GEORGE AND BILL! NEVER say i MOCK MY PERSONAL IDOL!
Jason1975ism 2 months ago
George Carlin is dead? I just saw a youtube video of him!
internetwizzardify 2 months ago 55
@internetwizzardify that obviously did nothing to change the fact that he is dead, viewing a recording of him speaking was completely arbitrary to that truth
persistentforlife 2 weeks ago
'Bring a chain-saw, we're gonna put your ass to work'
Hahahaha
Mirata87 2 months ago
athiests. I welcome you to watch my video "A Gift To Share"
rfl133 2 months ago
If there truly is a Gawd, we can take comfort in the knowledge that George wouldn't be seeing Him...
ScorpioMensan1 2 months ago
Hell is full of Dads hahahaha
illbeda 2 months ago
we miss you george!!!
MrFuckingchrist 2 months ago
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joe12544 2 months ago
man its a joke,it's saying that the world say when someone dies and goes to heaven-man.
joe12544 2 months ago
Mu ha ha ha, I've been dead almost 3 thousand yrs, join the club.
SuperZenozeno 3 months ago
R.I.P. You are still remembered, your words still stir thoughts and create reactions
alexxeno 3 months ago 2
Well George Carlin is totally watching over me...
ixonixas 3 months ago 4
@ixonixas why over you? arrogance lol !
Apemanwithcalculator 3 months ago
he made you think about life with bad jokes here on earth,...etc
joe12544 3 months ago
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joe12544 3 months ago
@joe12544 why the fuck is poor peter at the door all the fucking time
Apemanwithcalculator 3 months ago
Um... I don't know why people are saying R.I.P George Carlin
because in his belief, there ain't no shit after death.
There's no rest or peach for him. He's body full of meat is rotting. That's all.
If there is anything after death exists, he must be burning in hell. lol
pgh3424 3 months ago
@pgh3424 um....fuck off and die please
george was 1 of the best ever
platter1000 3 months ago
@platter1000 fail at reasoning.
pgh3424 3 months ago
@pgh3424 well if he is burning in hell tell him i said hi when you get there
wurtisbon4 3 months ago
@pgh3424 dude we have DMT in us he said so himself. so right now he is basically a dreaming conscious guy living or thinking in his own little world. but dead or something
SergeantLouis72 3 months ago
@pgh3424 Lol. As much as I disagree with him, it's sad that he's most likely burning in hell right now.
LxE100 3 months ago
George isn't smiling down on us...he's holding up both middle fingers and jerking off in our faces!
theatlantisrise 3 months ago
I miss George.
Still can't wrap my head around the fact that there will never be any new material.
RIP,G.C. - my funny bone died with thee !
UTOBEDUDE 3 months ago
Us, atheists, do not use R.I.P.
chochis3000 3 months ago
@chochis3000 well then, rest without peace, how's that?
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i wonder where he is now..and wanna be with him future..with his wisdoms..
thurall 3 months ago
i wonder where he is now..and wanna be with him future..with his wisdoms..
thurall 3 months ago
Ummmm always wanted to play a harp. :-)))) This is so true; listen the next time a loved one dies; or someone tells you "Oh my son passed away. " WE say, "Oh I am so sorry and turn our head down in reflection." Yep we do this truly. LOVE you George Carlin; I DO KNOW that you KNOW that we love your arse :-)) even though you are ';-) IN heaven. :-))) OH Heaven is on earth. WHOOPS another catholic mis-representation.:-)) :-)))) I am so weak from laughing. :-)))) <3 to ALL
nancyl2 3 months ago
damn chicken brains!
the great holy spirit(god) is nature, nature is the great holy spirit! The caves are his temples!
Religion is corrupted, created to divide people!
bible is fake, written by Lucifer
terravires2 4 months ago
240p makes George Carlin look like a goblin.
xKillShockx 4 months ago
I guess he's chilling in heaven taking a 'fuckin' harp lesson'
AlexMakesThings 4 months ago
Rip! George
Marycash43 4 months ago
"How monotonously bitter were all the athieists... How joyfully diverse were all the saints"
adamdanielman 4 months ago
R.I.P george love ya
hotroddy97 4 months ago
Fred phelps and his family disliked this video
doingitforsteamlol 4 months ago
wonder how this hasn't been taken down yet.
artistwithouttalent 4 months ago
Don't take any shit off of anybody where ever you ended up, George.
FUCK HOPE!
leahhubbard1 5 months ago
Hi George! I know you are looking at me from up or down I am not sure. Because you are actually not dead but only disappeared from us as your body is not the real you; the real you is your soul and spirit which are immortal and just passed into eternity. I know you never believed in what you never saw. But now you have no choice except to accept what you have got either heaven or hell. I pity you if you have gone to the place which you did not like. Did you see some of your loved ones there!
SuperLivingword 5 months ago
@SuperLivingword the soul doesnt exist my friend, your conciousness and personality are all in your brain, and when you die that is it, all you are is a highly advanced computer system, and one day you shut down!! , its just the way it is, be realistic.
TheRacketBoss 4 months ago
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StrikaAmaru 4 months ago
@SuperLivingword Kind words (except for the "looking from down" thing; that was less kind and more passive-aggressive douchebaggery), but I think George already answered you.
StrikaAmaru 4 months ago
@4:40 LOL He's gonna pop his eyes out at you!
battybuddy 5 months ago
George Carlin needs to have his own religion and political system. Would be much better than anything we got now.
illmusicdood 5 months ago 22
@illmusicdood Georgecarlinology or georgeology for short, and the G. Carlin party
TheSyntaxOverride 1 month ago
good to know Carlin is "smiling" down at us lol.. rest in peace George Carlin!
never to be forgotten
tigreslokos 5 months ago 3
i still remember watching thomas the tank engine wen he was the narator i stil lwatch it and im in 10th grade. man RIP my favorite smart comidien.
kevdoom2 6 months ago
make a video now and tell us if there is up there and down there!
MMegaNowroz 6 months ago
I bet he's down there right now...smiling up at us.
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nowhereman319 6 months ago
never cross him out
C1h9r9e5gie 6 months ago 4
i am very sorry that he died ............but he will live very long in people's hearts
mideastatheist 6 months ago 2
i have started a George Carlin church. He was as close to divinity as any man ever was.
Jason1975ism 6 months ago 47
@Jason1975ism George had a very quick wit and a lot of insight. The divinity you are referring to is just the genius of unobstructed thought.
Countrychiddler 2 months ago
@Countrychiddler ,You forgot to add the irony ,slant,and sense of humor,timing,and many other things that you don't see.
billy1212ist 2 months ago
@Jason1975ism * You mock him by paying YOUR tribute.How ???? Play George "On Religion",and see.He does not believe in any of them.A very insightful funny man.I saw his first performance on TV.
billy1212ist 2 months ago
I think that his drug addiction made his mind slower in his latest stand ups. Don't get me wrong they're good, it is only he was a little slower afterwards compared to his 1999 stuff.
BlueReishiMan 7 months ago in playlist transfer 2
@BlueReishiMan I'm pretty sure it's called getting older.
erikwearsdiapers 7 months ago
And these people that say they see ghosts wearing clothes....How the hell would clothing be on a ghost when clothing is not a living thing. If people have so called SOULS then wouldnt the ghosts be naked bodies? lol
spacetrucker40 7 months ago
I agree with ya rocker4u....I dont believe in god or the devil, angels or saints or devils or demons or even a soul, a soul is just a glorified word for a personality. A soul doesnt live on, the memory of the dead person is still active in the minds of the living, thats what it really is. Billions of people died on this planet and I nerver heard of any one of them telling the living how great heaven is or how bad hell is, lmao.
spacetrucker40 7 months ago
If people didn't believe in the afterlife, maybe they'd worry more about making this life longer and better!
maximum411 7 months ago
Ok, WHO THE FUCK EDITS PIECE OUT OF THIS PERFORMANCE??!!
At 0:50, he says something like "6 weeks, but after that, you gotta go, you're fucking dead!" But we don't see that here. WTF?
twooffour 7 months ago
@twooffour Time constraints, so that the video can actually fit on youtube, dipshit.
DCarlston 7 months ago
@DCarlston
Cool, so let me propose this brilliant option:
-split the video in two halves
-post both parts, 1 and 2.
Then, youtube also allows for 1-2 hour videos, as you can see elsewhere. Entire lectures and debates etc. all posted as one video. Piss off.
twooffour 7 months ago
"I lost my father" "ahh he'll turn up" LOL
KingLeoShinda 8 months ago
Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.
wszq13 8 months ago 2
when do you get to just lay back on a cloud and take a fucking harp lesson?
Mosizzyy 8 months ago
Of course, more arguments about religion on George Carlin videos. Please, just keep your views on the subject to yourself and enjoy the video. If you didn't enjoy the video solely because of your beliefs, okay fine but don't bother posting a comment because you know that's just another 5-10 page argument/all-you-can-eat-spam-buffet waiting to happen. If you enjoyed the video, great. But you don't have to make a comment that will just provoke religious people into arguing their points. Thank you.
Justino108 8 months ago
So 894 people left George Carlin alone and then six weeks later, fuck him he's dead! *scratched*
wildgoosespeeder 8 months ago
The reason the bible made people fear death, so people will live and they will avoid any danger, so the church will suck the MONEY out of you longer
MrPoltergeist94 8 months ago
@azidr no, no. sorry. He has the life I wish everybody had. That's a little better
Orangehairdness 9 months ago
@azidr that's why I hate religion. You think you have all the answers and feel "sorry" for them. He has a good life
Orangehairdness 9 months ago
@Orangehairdness what answers ?? do you just post random cliche crap. i have no idea what you are talking about. And if you dont understand why i feel sorry for him, then i feel sorry for you too.
azidr 8 months ago
I kept him in my address book for six weeks.
sully9773 9 months ago
This guy is like a talking chunk of wood, no soul. I really feel sorry for him.
azidr 9 months ago
@azidr there isnt a man around with as much soul as Carlin.
ZinderLoc 9 months ago
@azidr You never understand the truth let fuckin bullshit like religion messed up your mind, open your eyes idiot. take look around, There is no god, that cocksucker never existed. Maybe fag created about to gays story. jesus and god suckin each other dicks at heaven and other stuff. i hate Religion my mind is clear. There is a world, there is a universe there is so much to learn about it. And Religion want to keep people calm, pay them money, and not learn anything. Fuck Religion, Puke of it
Thefighterspider 8 months ago
@Thefighterspider Please do not reply to anymore of my comments until you have at least reached 16 years of age.
azidr 8 months ago
@azidr Fuck you motherfucker i fuck your wife in da mouth and if you have anything to say to me suck god cock you pussy open your eyes motherfucker
Thefighterspider 8 months ago
4:36 i love how he duz that smiley face cuz thats exactly wut i imagine when people say that kind of shit.
TheBonified1 9 months ago
@CoolerKing37 and @PAULOcbi and @rocker4u123
Just shut up and watch the goddamn show. Thank you.
c4rt00nk1d 9 months ago
What George Carlin said he wanted on his gravestone was "He was just here a minute ago!". if i want a selfish death with the whole shebang i will have that put on mine.
rocker4u123 9 months ago
The 19 assholes who dislike it do believe in people smiling down at em from heaven
carlosbtlr 10 months ago
@carlosbtlr Its sad that people have been brainwashed for 1000's of years with all this religion hogwash.Its another cult that unfortunatly,has survived over the years.God did not create man,Man created God! We are all animals,Darwin was right.Wake up people!Anyone with half a brain can figure this one out!
kodiak1966 10 months ago 4
lets see he did not believe in god yet he lived so long interesting
splicer200 10 months ago
Loved the gang signs!
Deel2506 10 months ago
This man seems to have been big in america only, i somehow found him on youtube, (i'm british)
but he is a genius! he should've been alot bigger in the UK
devv1989 10 months ago
Keep it upbeat! LOL! That's good advise!
121Gigarocks 10 months ago
Call their bluff!! LOL! RIP George, he's screaming up at us and is in severe pain.
roboY2K5123 11 months ago
he said, "i don't care who i offend as long as someone is pissing their pants with laughter"
comprimiser 11 months ago 4
hahahahha an explosion at Thanksgiving dinner. KABOOM!
pratikh 11 months ago 2
R.I.P.
GEORGE CARLIN
BrunoDaKeeper 11 months ago 101
@BrunoDaKeeper
"AAAah he'll turn up" lol
tbone81395 4 months ago
19 people are looking up at us, burning in pain
wingedserpentwarrior 11 months ago
he was a realist. And opened the eyes of us.
HUNAdamus94 11 months ago
Damn the man for openly explaining his views thoughts and making the world laugh, go ahead. No matter what you think he was an incredible comedian and made an unconceivable amount of people laugh
blindassassin92 11 months ago
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me. ~R. Geis
cnustudent1 1 year ago
Hey, I just want you all to know that I'm a religious jackass, actively seeking out George Carlin videos, and doing EXACTLY what George fucking Carlin was criticizing me for, COMPLETELY supporting the negative religious stereotype, and proving to all I'm just a blood-hungry fucking idiot ready to shove my moral penis into the ass of other viewers just to do it. But it's not homosexuality in my case, my cause is far more righteous than yours....BULL SHIT GUYS!
cronnoponno 1 year ago
no we aren't from the ocean, you clueless jackass. just because you can't deal with reality without your puddle of mudd records (lol) and meth habit doesn't mean everything magically came together from ocean atoms. wow you'd rather believe *anything* than admit an intelligent force created you. this man teaches hate and atheism (aka satanism) to people like you who desperately need something to believe in and you lap it up like the insecure cry-about-a-war-you-aren't-even-fighting-in whiners
nethaeleth 1 year ago
@nethaeleth awwwww! You believe in a talking sky daddy? how quaint!
Foreverclever87 1 year ago
@nethaeleth
We don't believe in Satann you stupid moron. Read a book you dumb fuck.
UnknownUserName4267 1 month ago
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nethaeleth 1 year ago
he wasn't bitter and cynical. he was bitter, cynical and an opinionated :D go do your meth and relax :D
nethaeleth 1 year ago
i dont belive there even is a heaven watch more george carlin more and youll realize he didnt belive either
5394114a 1 year ago
@thatamazinggeek Agreed. All religion is terminally ill.
SimmonsSupernova 1 year ago
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you stupid fucking people theirs a worm eating him rightnow....shut the fuck up and enjoy the video
ameritechdj 1 year ago
you stupid fucking peoplr...theirs a fucking worm eating him now....shut the fuck up and enjoy the video
ameritechdj 1 year ago