Here's how to get off telemarketing lists LMAO!!!!

[iamnotemily]

lol this is awesome!!!! I work in a restaurant and telemarketers are ALWAYS calling so next time they call I'm gonna use this.

[DeltaDJ2006]

ha ha

[Pizzaman925]

Hate when the top comments are exactly the same..

[tpp27]

hahah holy shit, im crying from laughter over here!!!!

simply awesome!

[MrButSeks]

Some Indian guy that likes to say hello, uses his manners a lot, and runs a fast food restaurant. Oy.

[AnthonyLemons]

Who is that terrorist looking in the mirror? Dat sum ugly dude.

[Rajput82]

He wants to give his wife.



[KRIMOdz16]

Did you think that it was funny at any point? because personnally I stooped this vid at 0:31

[ahmedalsharman]

boring video

[xXwraethXx]

2:06-2:22 LMAO

[AnthonyLemons]

I'm sure the woman calling is hot. Nothing like the pig in the thumbnail pic.

[noneyourbusinessfool]

@AnthonyLemons bitch..

[mark12345678965]

she is not katrina

[quinngog985]

can i take your order please

[Katy18Lou]

did I win something? heloo!

hahaha

[phydoux666]

Hewwo prease, i take your order. Are you my wife?

[letterphase]

this also show Muslim Arab and Iranian women. just because they wear things over their head doesnt mean that there all Indian.

[june26gm]

definitely Filipino.

[june26gm]

in the background someone said "...nakikipag-away na..." which mean "...starting a fight..."

give them a break. telemarketers are just trying to do their job. and if you're saying they should get another job, well, you know that jobs are hard to find, even here. especially here.

Good thing I'm NOT a telemarketer. peace.

[wrjamescom]

@june26gm Give a break to the scum? Car theives are just trying to do their "job" when they steal cars too. So what? Telemarketers steal phone service and time from decent people. They should be treated like any other worthless vermin. Waste their time, make them miserable, sue them, curse them, abuse them as much as possible. Perhaps they'll decide to do something legit and productive instead.

[ellisd82]

I take your order Please! Hello.

[MrJartie]

LOL!!! This is the best way to deal with these faggots...just fucking annoy the shit out of them until they hang up..

Fucking telemarketer freaks.

[ihmesekoilua]

Heh, channeling Cartman at 1:23 :D

[ReccaDreamer]

"Hello please" won! :)

[hellyea93]

what's so funny about this?

[Cprimex]

LOL HELLO HELLO WHAT DO I WIN!!!!

sounds like borat though XD

[Runrome]

ha,ha,ha yer making me cry u should be on the telly give my wife ha ha hello please

[bluenail90]

These pictures are muslims and most south asian telemarketers are indian hindu. Showing a picture of some parliment somewhere is what makes it racist. Try other pics : )

[Utubepirate]

I will give you a pizza and some socks!

[sparwood8]

Cheech and Chong vs the Telemarketers

[LNLN123]

its not funny at all

[analyzingfunny]

those punks!!

[fatsomamacheese]

I laughed out loud at work when he did the long "HEEEEEeeeeeeello?" at 1:55.

OMFG so funny!

[ANUMBERSGAMETHEMOVIE]

You Have To see This MovIe" A NUMBERS GAME" IT JUST CAME OUT

About Telemarkers see the Trailer "A NUMBERS GAME

[Taslima1724]

why does it have to be a muslim woman does indian translate to a muslim, somebody needs to brush up on their history. Yall are the ones that give them the job for crappy pay so long story short.... I TAKE OFFENSE

[lclos71]

@Taslima1724 Now that you are offended you can go away, don't go away mad, just go away.

[analyzingfunny]

@Taslima1724 shut the fuck up. move on, get over it.

[jbprodfl]

@Taslima1724 calm down its just a picture u fuckwit

[Sambucacat]

@Taslima1724 fuck you brownie

[castletriglav]

@Taslima1724 I take a shit on your head. I piss in your shoes.

Lick my balls. Thank you.

[iMaKeUsHoOk]

@Taslima1724 There are plenty of Indian Muslims and Muslimahs; the guy's just having a good time.

[carbidutz]

@Taslima1724 And we take offense on what muslims do to this world.Fucking obsessed weirdos

[genxdarkangel]

yeah! good stuff! Those smelly indians need to learn their place in this world =P

[bobjoshilly]

i need to buy shoes for my kids

wats ur order? lol

haha

[llama3aterr]

omfg that is fucking priceless

[majorferret]

GREAT!!!!

[djassimilator]

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

[kiwali]

the lady on the phone is philipino....

[hevvye]

that is TOO FUNNY!

[jaihunter]

lol tbh that telemarketer gave up way too easy......she was probably new to the job or something.

Where I work at, this would have been on speaker in a room of 300+ people, and everyone would have gathered at my station to laugh at the call....LOL

[ceooner]

wait i got my hoe my hoe XDD epic

hahahaha hello please

[EmptyWalls100]

a lot of the telemarketers that call me are for cancer and injured veterans.

feel bad about trolling them.

why none of these pricks trying to sell newspapers and shit?

[TheChemicalDog]

HELLO PLEASE! =P

[Misslilady2u]

This is sooooooo funny

[Evan747]

This is hilarious.

[Flawlezz08]

OMG THIS IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY

[pepskins]

That was pretty good.

[lilvin69]

hahaha

[octoron85]

HELLO PLEASE

[mustangersalie]

just give it up ! ---- p l e a s e !

[squizwedge]

tom mabe is the don! ;)

[JoHnIsThEmAn287]

haha  WATCH TOM MABE!!!

[JoHnIsThEmAn287]

its so funny to me

[DUPERMAN99]

when its a telemarketer i just do a mike tyson impersonation

[troublesome211]

awesome, haha

[idioticinc]

stupid mother fuckers woke me up this morning

[HunterXray]

LMAO

[ojanddiane897]

@idioticinc Put your numbers home,cell phone .If they call you then they can be fined.Di

[C06coolvette]

haloo pleees?

[armondpb]

LAMO

[stonedstoner111]

very good accent. CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER YES PLEASE HELLO PLEASE?! love it

[sirlateknight]

i love to hit on my tella markers that call my house..or ack gay ..with the men,, or ack like im shitting or fucking,,lol try it,,once i acted like i was maken a porn movie,,when they called..

[Dopplershift]

Her name, is NOT Katrina. Why must they lie? These people are no better than email spammers.

[CircleofShit]

hahahahahaha

[BillyJackets]

I will be using this from now on thank you so much

[HardCor3KiLLa4USA]

MY KIDS THEY NEED SOME SHOES PLEASE. HAHAHAHAHAHA Lmao

[130DTL]

Thats fucking awesome...Respect!

Lol "I take care of them punks"!!

Telemarketer got fucking manhandled.

[YTMrVulcan]

Personally, I prefer a shorter method:

Say you're not interested and hang up. Then dial (in my case) *#*351*#, and you'll never hear from that service again.

[lovelysinger16]

My kids, I need some shoes please! lol

[oldbag699]

nuts - u just have to be annoying - u ont have to be rude - they have a time commitment to meet so the longer u keep them talking and chatting the angrier they will get - just keep being nice to them - they will hang up -

I feel really sorry for them - i know they are just trying to make a living but , really they are a paimn i hate the ones who say - thank you for your support in the past -

[danflyer22]

i agree completely, i usually keep them on as long as possible, if i have time, my dad once kept one on for 15 min.

[jigityjay]

that is awesome cuz we are just sitting there thinking how can i kill the most time humanly possible by fucking off without the boss noticing and yelling at us

[lucirawr]

me too jajaja

i try to kill time with most ppl :P

[lucirawr]

true that you dont have to be rude or annyoing

but i just started working as a telemarketer :( and honestly its not that bad

most ppl are very nice, few act like monkeys on the phone but w/e

and honestly [we] dont mind if you keep [us] on the phone longer cause we waste time and we get distracted.

in other words those 8 hours i have to be calling ppl i dont know go faster :)

:D

[kenkune55]

Have you seen that video where the guy impersonates an officer at a murder scene?Its fun to listen to and the guy is so confused. I think thatd do more than distract you.

[JoHnIsThEmAn287]

hahahahahahahah thats tom mabe

[zircle1]

fuckin funny

[MyBrain4AMuffin]

LOl My Internet is upsite down

[LordKombox]

April fools xP

[MyBrain4AMuffin]

Cool :D

[babattaja]

@MyBrain4AMuffin just turn around you computer dam it :P

[olliemad]

lol 'take your order please' haaa #1!1

[Volition0]

Love how people are trying to stand up for being a telemarketer saying, "You know we don't care, we just laugh at them on mute." By we, you mean you. On a date when someone asks you what you do for a living and you say "telemarketer" it's all down hill from there. Everyone hates you!

[systematic83]

damn your everywhere but yb delta

[Willy9464646]

Hello PLEASE I GIVE MY WIFE!

[lolatmarshall]

why does her race matter ? :/ people .

[skullzy1560]

she has an indian accent (east)

[caramixedshawdie]

man YOU ARE STUPID she is CLEARLY filipino. AND NO the voice does not go with the woman in the orange hijab..oh yes and one more thing, THIS IS NOT how you get taken off a list, us telemarketers have a call back list we put you on,plus we sell your number (AND ADDRESS)to other companies. Now if you were nice, perhaps you would've been placed in the "not interested" list...COCK SUCKER

[assphincter]

Hahahahha. Get a real fucking job you slob. If you had have a fucking brain you wouldn't be a telemarketer. I think retards who work at Micky Deeez have more respect than telemarketers. Get an education. Do something with your pathetic life. Tool.

[GeneR46]

Word: ,needledick does not get it,you will not change his mind.

[undergroundcorpses]

finally I thought I was the only fucking telemarketer around. Your so fucking right. Everyone thinks that there getting back at us but fuck we make a lot of money and we don't fucking care. We just laugh at them on mute.

[markyg852]

wait you though you were the only telemarketer

do you work from home

never contact your boss

if you are the only one

then to eliinate you would mean defeat of the telemarketers

so ill be at your house tonight with a m16 and the rest of the sandy militia

[djbiggyb]

sandy? why are you guys sitting in sand? this isn't bacon anymore. the internet is not a big truck!!!!

[sailor1566]

go jump off a tall building asshole

[mk5wantsCF]

fucking rag heads

[friendandfellow]

this is funny, but what's the deal with the lady in the orange scarf for?

[DeltaDJ2006]

she matches the voice so well, lol

[shiimera]

you are an asshole you just want to associate arabs to dumb.

This is just a stupid way to spread your hate.

[pr9nkaholic]

@DeltaDJ2006 Nope, these are Arabic and Iranian women in the pictures.

99% of the women who call are from India, Philippines or Eastern Europe.ww

[DeltaDJ2006]

OMFG!! people chill, only racist people say other people are racist DONT HATE!

[marciniscool]

... logic!

[shoedoctor99]

Here's the deal, the prank call is great but I think we don't need to stereotype an already ostracised group of people, eg. the Lady in the Hijab.

[Keeterz89]

okay I'm not gonna say the lady with the scarf is racist but it is kinda creepy lol

[majbajwa]

wats up with the pic of the lady with the scarf....that's so racist

[iriquoisplizkin]

LOL nice job.

[Zinthius22]

wow i did this and rofl its fucking funny.

[tanginakanaman77]

Hello? can i take your order? please???

Hello? are you my wife????

[Leelone]

Yes,Hello..Hello Please.....Hellooooo

That was way too funny.

[rockerojuan]

LMAOL good Idea!!

[jazztronaut]

i'm not sure i'm following this. perhaps a set up would help.

[elmonfire]

take ur order! lame!

[BriantProductions]

HELLO!

[knightmare62]

LMAO at 1:54 when he interrupts. "HELLOOOOO!"

[sickasylum]

hahahhahaahah

[alkstudios]

this is from the ammanda show!

[platinum395]

um, no its not...

[BergluX]

The what?

[escaper137]

this needs to happen to dish network....

[Stardomproductions]

hello please

[bryand1791]

xD too fun !! lets chat c my profile! t

[DaFleegsta]

ya.. or you can just ask to get off the list

(howcome no one ever tries that??)

[charlsielem]

I've tried with this one friggin company 983475093845794570293485023945­87 times.. and they keep calling its ridiculous.

[HollylovesTrent]

loooooooooooooool! i used to sing satanic chants and tell them that satan will slauter them o.o they still call back LOL!

[Jings0b]

That won't work.

It'll be trying to scare hardcore terrorist with water guns.

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

Someone tell Alpha Shadow he has no life..

0.0

[platinum395]

HELLO PLEASE!

[wittleghoul]

How do you not laugh your ass off while you're doing this? :P

[laziruss]

I know right? I've tried this so many times..

[kelwil1988]

lmao

awesome

[UBJOKIN]

sweet..lmao

[mmaxymiw]

buddy are you fucking stupid, immigrants is what builds economies, and immigrants are more hardworking than most white americans. If you take pride in white trash, lord have faith. White unemployment rate is nearly triple than most ethnicities living among you. But of course you wouldnt know anything about that, you ignorant fuck.

[alpha1shadow]

i think you're fucking stupid. i'm a cuban american from an immigrant family. that telemarketer is in the middle of india. that is a job that could be done by an american. but it's cheaper to take the job to india or wherever the fuck that person is instead of giving it to an american. so an american is out of a job because they took that job and gave it away to another country. those bitches are the reason why the economy is failing right now. i think you're the ignorant fuck.

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

WHAT A FUCKWIT.

Okay, asshole. You're obviously racist, and apply steryotypes to alot.

Please go die.

[alpha1shadow]

first of all, stereotypes are based off of facts. for example, i as a cuban can say i am loud as hell. you can tell that this job was outsourced because i have never heard of a woman with that kind of accent named katrina. katrina is an american name, which they give to outsourced telemarketers. so learn your shit before you start calling me a racist. i get along with all races. i feel discrimination myself for being latino. so you should shut the fuck up before you get shot.

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

LOL! Wow, based off of facts? From what, Wikipedia, Dumbass? Okay, so call yourself loud. That's cool. Applying steryotypes to yourself is OBVIOUSLY okay. I mean, I'm half Arab, so I can call my family, and other Arabs that we're all terrorists. But that doesn't mean someone can come up to me and call me an terrorist, because that would be predujice and racist. As African Americans call each other the N word. You don't get along with me, so you have a flaw in your system. Before I get shot? Wow.

[alpha1shadow]

that just goes to show you're a hypocrite, because when i hear black people call themselves nigger, it makes me cringe. that is being hypocritical. so yeah, you want to call yourself a terrorist, guess what, you are a terrorist. you are what you call yourself. so yeah, if an american says cubans are loud in front of me im okay with it because i say it. i have proof that stereotypes are based off of facts. i know bunch of black people. guess what, they like watermelon kool aid and churchs chiken

[Limdul213]

Gee, how do stereotypes become stereotypes? hmm,.. couldn't have a thing to do with most of them being true more than half the time. there's nothing racist about just seeing things and having common sense.

[steven937595]

may i take your order?

[yupster123]

ROFL!!!!!!!! wow, thats revenge u forfeign fucks!

[gottadance567]

lol but its making fun of muslims

[wolfsclaws94]

yeah and its fun to kill kkk's

[jerrylee76]

the constant hello!? is annoying as hell

[razbizzle]

this is by far the funniest prank ive ever heard..

incoherent and shit xDD

5/5

[mikeofwar7]

the funniest part is the telemarker's persistance

[doomKthnx]

lol "HELLO PLEASE"

[gokao609]

as for the person who made the video...haha this was funny...and honestly i get a kick out of this when my friends get calls like this...again as does kagome i take calls from ppl that activate there cards so i don't normally get ppl like this but...damn that was pretty funny

[DeltaDJ2006]

thanks :O)

[DeltaDJ2006]

thanks Guys lol

[kagome6913]

BTW I dont Sell Shit Ok I Take Incoming Calls Just you all Know These Death Threats Are UNREAL I was Just trying to Give a little advice to Help People Cause I know how Annoying It can be I dont call People they call Me and I Offer Them Something They say No I say Ok so dont hate me hate the people who call you and annoy the shit outta you Not ME!!!!

[Cyanidedeath]

fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111­1

[Neilram2001]

OMFG.... jesus... thats unreal!

[kagome6913]

Ok I am a telemarketer and it is not easy for you to get off the list 1 if you have a business relation with someone there gonna call you the KEY word is to ask them to remove you fr4om THEIR list and actually stay on the line and listen for a legal DNC and they will tell you that they are putting you on their list and that it may take 30 days but you have to say that exactly or else they will just call you back I know I have seen it done

[ritabhug]

And you can go rot in hell for being one to

[bigbigblue111]

do us all a favor and jump off a building :)