Hetalia - Russia is now married to America

[keikasate]

DA FUCK? oh well that was damn funny

[Memories570]

THE FUCK!?

*video ends*

Awwwww.... *replay*

[littlelady098]

Lol.....totally :D

[Webkinzrule615]

Me: *Sees title* Hey mom can I borrow the car!?

My mom: What? Its almost one in the morning! Why do you need it?

Me: To kill America.

My mom:.... This is about that stupid Hetalia isnt it?

Me: ITS NOT STUPID! D:-

[maylinx0x]

lolxD

[yuki7463]

YaY!!! I was borneo in cambodia

[NikaraKeehl]

Hetalia and Vice city? Oh fuck yeah, Bitches!

[ZannUtatee]

Russia? Man of peace?!

WTF

[FrizzwNathalie4ever]

Rated PG

May include some patriotic garbage.

[belldandygemini]

best fuckin movie ever XD

[Eltrio2]

-yawn- so this is what i wake up to now??

[TheZender10]

But i'm not married! You are now!

[OnyxAradia]

THIS JUST MADE MY DAY XDDDD

[MIATAK]

I'll never look the same when i play GTA Vice City and listen to there radio XP

[xXgothicrainXx]

THIS IS MY MOVIE VOICE!

[spookygoofy88]

This is......GREAT!!

[LilRandomAnimeGrl2]

LOLWUT???

[myteriiousyaoifan]

may include patrotic garbageXDhaha

[jacobswolfgirl112]

LOLWUT.

[MegaPeachPrincess]

I, a huge RussiaXAmerica fangirl, am EXTREMELY pleased right now.

[mucic4life217]

LMFAO

[MerciMurder]

LMFAO xD this was sooo funny faved~-3

[katara57]

LOL I'll cry when I'm done killin'.. that part.. ohmygod..XD

[dk709SGT]

haha gta vcs

[dannphan29]

... I'll cry when I'm done killing

xD!!!!

[ZedraTheOtaku]

What episode is it when they say they've got his family? [0:17-ish]

[TheFanaticalSorcerer]

*just died from overlaughing*

[kyoya5555]

...so... Americas the wife? XD *shot*

[shyneonabliss]

LOL

[things2400]

XDDDDD the movie sounds horrible, but this is awesome XD

[Zaeriuraschi198]

I have no clue what the audio is from, but this is fucking hilarious. XD

[15BubblesOrigami]

*small print ending*

Rated PG, may include patriotic garbage.

XD

To everybody wondering about Italy=Hell:

Italy's now the banker.

[NAMIHATAKE6]

ITALIAN ARMY=HELL

[EpicPinkNinjaZombies]

OH SURE!! KILL THE GENTLEMAN!! D':

[XxSpamanoForeverxX]

XD omg Belarus "Tim I know you come,just like old days we kill everybody~!"

I can imagine her getting her knife out after that.

And awwww poor Russia,he has to married to America!?

[pokegirl302]

... I'm confused...

[FlammingPuddles]

I thought it said "baseball" and "raugh"

[1pl4y4V0dk4]

Did she say @ 0:53 Random lady: "Tim , they taught me face f*ck and how to rap!" Tim:"NNNOoooooooo!"

[annebolynzarsilve]

@1pl4y4V0dk4 yes, that is in fact what she said. But this video is awesome.

[DeidaraCosplayer44]

"All hell broke loose" *1 million Italy's running around*

Me: So Italy is all of hell?

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

Russia: But I'm not married!

Guy: You are now, to America!

Russia: KOLKOLKOLKOL..

[MegaGlaceon]

Belarus just cascaded into terminal depression.

[GreenLeatherPencil]

LOL XDDD

[FreakyFreakMcFreaker]

Russia: But I'm not married!

Me: You are now, to America!

America: bon-chicka-wow-wow!

[PRESHISS12]

RussiaxAmerica fans REJOICE!

[halomaster2270]

wasnt this in GTA? 

[Animeluver1232]

Rated PG may include Patriotic Garbage XD America's face was priceless!!!!

[EonaSnow]

A:"Tim they got your wife!"

R:"BUT I'M NOT MARRIED!!"

A:"You are now! TO AMERICA!!"

love it

[latiasandlatios1234]

OMG *(suffocating due to laughter)*

[GaaraSutcliff]

"Start making friends, the American way." So..basically annoy them and make them gorge out on food until they give in to the forced friendship? Totally bro!

[Fry2873]

gta vice city + hetalia FTW.

[HP1Hetalia2Nerd3]

Ivan's name is Tim?

[cristaltophat]

@dwardelricfangirls i saw a penguin on an air plane. what now

[NikelEkb]

Творческое объединение "УРАН!БОРЩ" :DD

[edwardelricfangirls]

russia a man of peace i'll believe that as soon as penguins fly.

[antiregayton1]

America =/= U.S.

[gaaralover0007]

lol

[AngieChan666]

"Made with patriotic garbage." lol

[newnaples30]

this should be called Hetalia Fruity special..XD..wow. ihavent heard that word for a long time.....

[luckystar359]

I love how the Italians are 'all hell'

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

What The Fuck?

[TehLocoPrincess]

Is this weird I watched this right after playing Grand Theft Auto? o_o

[dancingmangomoon]

I wanna see that show now...

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

"But I'm not married!"

"You are now...to AMERICA!"

..

"KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL"

[hitsugayaloverable]

Theyv got ur wife.... BUT IM NOT MARRIED lol clasic

[EmoDemon157]

I don't Russia was happy when he married America, I saw the kol's

[LilttleFreak]

"warning: may include patriotic garbage" niiiiiiice

[Zutara4eva12]

I was kinda spacing out during this video and then I heard some chick say "Tim, I know you cum." And I was all O.O and went back and watched it again and laughed my ass off xD

[TheBraniChan]

Why is England Japanese?

[gloomyeatyou]

I love this.

[TheMotherBrother]

"I'll cry when I'm done killing."

Russia has never looked so cute and evil at the same time.

[KuroiKuze]

"but I'm not married!"

"You are now, to America--"

*cracks up* XD

[LilttleFreak]

@KuroiKuze sadly, every time i hear that, i think of bandit keith from yugioh abridged... -_-"

[RoberttheWise]

I don't realy like the fact, that the clip showing the baltic countries geting tfo from russias house as fast as they can is played backwards. Historical scars an so, you know.

[Luvlykitty96]

I'll cry when i'm done killin'.... Did anyone else crack up at that part?

[YesItsHetalia187]

@Luvlykitty96 I diiiddd! ~

[Shilohlostlove]

Oh god... Am I the only one who would actually watch this movie? XDD

[The328568]

@Shilohlostlove nope i would XD

[StrayPup]

LMAO



[ZugZun69]

...IDKhow2feel about all of that...OMG, WHY IGGY GOTTA DIE MAN!? America shoulda got killed...grrr >_>

[RomanolikeaV8]

XC this is just really weird...THE AMERICAN WAY!

[xPugWitchx]

cool story Russia tell it again

[Mizuki32Suki]

PG=Patriotic Garbage.....

[PikaPikakip]

ITS HILARIOUS HOW FITTING THIS IS.

[ThrownBrick]

What's with the helicopter noises XD

[lauriephan327]

NO!!! AMERICA IS MINE!!!!! Dx

[alexandergifford]

lolwut?

[30MillanianRyuzuaki7]

we be married to America!!!!

[momikochan1]

No

No

No

No

Russia is mine

America!!

[ladyalover14]

When did they get married......?

[BlackSilveDemonRose]

"TIM, THEY GOT YOU WIFE!!!" "BUT I'M NOT MARRIED!!!" "You are now, TO AMERICA!!!"

Me:*FANGIRL SQUEAL* :D

[harrypotterXnaruto]

hold up, man of peace russia, i think not!

[fluffybakura1]

e_0 confused me SO much

[Skittythepokemon]

@BreakFreeFromTheRest Nuuuu MINE!

[Skittythepokemon]

Prussia is mine. MINE!!

[KATT718]

NUU IGGY DON'T DIE D:

[momikochan1]

@littleperp1

BLOODY RIGHT *storms off with you*

[littleperp1]

England would have been a fine american? LIKE HELL! *storms off britishly!*

[TheAstonishingJosh]

This is the greatest thing I think I have ever witnessed!

[12gho12]

0:08 LOOK OUT! ITALY LOST HIS PASTA! AND SOMEHOW MULTIPLIED HIMSELF BY A MILLION AND ROBBED A HOT AIR BALLOON DEPOT!

[kookyinthecoconuts]

NOOOOOO~!

[oopals]

LOFL wooowww~ XD

[iwinryrockbell27]

I find it REALLY funny that in this video Russia's name is Tim, because my boyfriend's name is Tim... and he cosplays Russia! XD I cosplay America, so... I think you get the idea.

[DeutscheRossiya]

@iwinryrockbell27 XDD OMG!! lol Relevant video is Relevant XDDD that is ironic XDD

[cutekittycathatgirl]

Noes! Don't kill iggy!! TT0TT

[baseballgirl1313]

Pfft, I love the american way! Kickin' ass and taking names since 1776! Oh gosh, patriotic garbage XD this is so full of win....my /life/ has been made X3

[NewMewmaple]

BELARUS DOES NOT APPROVE!!!!!!!!!!

;D

[mewmewlin123456789]

PG= Patriotic Garbage. lol GREAT VIDEO!!!

Canada (if my memory serves me correct) -"THEY GOT YOUR FAMILY"

Russia- "NOOOOOOOO"

Kinda had a spaz attack. lol

[ElHuevon142857435268]

"AMERICA"?!

[mrsliar]

OH GOD THIS IS AMAZING

I CANNOT...STOP...LAUGHING...;w;

[MurasakiFuyu]

ROFL!!!! I love this so much.

[Redyetz]

This movie was made in America, recruited actors by America, was published in America, was in America's movie theatres, Russia some how got married in America, this was most viewed in Americas, this video was made in America, supported by America, and was helped by America.

And the star of the of the video? RUSSIA

[southparkfirefly]

@Redyetz

Heehee reading your comment i was reminded of yu-gi-oh abridged...in America!

[GuessHooOwO]

If hell is a stampede of Italys and hot air balloons... I wouldn't mind visiting :D

[Money101Hogs]

HAHA OH THE IRONY RUSSIA HAS BECOME ONE WITH AMERICA MUHAWHAWHAW (historical irony is the best ^^)

[SnowingWolfGirl]

Russia is married to America? That, dear children, is called "the Apocalypse."

[cosplayingBLlover]

EXPLODER may include patriotic garbage

[misspoppylol]

0:18... when russia cries... THATS when all hell breaks loose

[RiderKagome]

XD omg thats funny what's that from?

[shadowgirl2100]

BUUUUT I"M NOT MARRIED!!

YOU ARE NOW! TO AMERICA XDDD

pfft, lucky russia! American way FTW



[Feechkana]

Russia: But I'm not married!

Dmitry Medvedev: You're now! To America!~

Russia: ... I was expecting something like that from you =_=

[CVHatsunemiku]

russia: i got ur wife but i'm not married!! XD

[TheFredhead99]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[coolname156]

XD lol

[FukaDesuNoto]

I love how the hoard of Italians is all hell breaking loose. XD

[inuyakino]

America became one with Russia

[DeutscheRossiya]

8 people who disliked this just didn't want Russia to marry America XDDD maybe it was Belarus,the baltics,england,china,ukraine,­and Serbia

[pinkniles]

@DeutscheRossiya no we only want him to marry us. when i saw this i fell over had a spaz attak disliked and the wrote this i littaly had a spaz attak. u almost killed me --_--

[DeutscheRossiya]

@pinkniles cool story bro

[pinkniles]

@DeutscheRossiya im a girl. -.- i <3 russia.

[HeTaLiAiSaWeSoMe]

Where is this from? I think it's from Life is a Zoo, cuz I hear the panda girl. Mei LAN or something?

[DeutscheRossiya]

@HeTaLiAiSaWeSoMe No it's from Grand theft Auto Vice City

[SnowboarderGirl2733]

Lol my friend, he's our Russia AND our America xDDD

[pavelmatiyek]

о госпадоди...чего еще не придумают...

[aangfangirl]

What just happened? lol! I love this! Poor Russia! Rough life with America huh? lol!

[cr4yv3n]

roflmao

[HozukamixSuigetsu]

Im done killing!! couldn't say that with a straight face could you russia XD

[DestinySabakuno]

belarus disliked this xD

[vampirehunterXD]

i lol'd so hard

[Bielicka1055]

xD

[TentaikansokuP]

This is awseom! XDD

Russia has lost a friend and he's going to save his country LOL

[Russia1214981]

I'm gonna do that to all my friends now

Me: .... Your wife!

Friend: I'm not married

Me: now you are! To America!

I'm gonna do the thumbs up and everything. Lol can't wait to try it out... Hehe...

[AwesomerThanGilbird7]

1:04 Random Romano chokin Italy...and RANDOM HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE D:

[lilcolorfulvideo]

I'll cry WHEN I'M DONE KILLIN'.

[Soralover2008]

hell= italians

LAWL

but....when i make friends the american way, they run away screaming BEGONE DEMON OF HEEEEEELLLL!!!!!!!!!!! (i must look too italian)

[Plushieluva]

PFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xXAnimeBriXx]

LOL!!!! I laughed so freaking hard when i saw this! BUT I'm still very confused.... On What the heck did i just watch?!? XD

[BrightStarCat]

IN SPACE



[NetaSuri]

Russia: "But I'm not married T__T"

America: "You are now! To AMERICA! ;D"

Russia: "Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol" and a second later "VODKAA!"

He's a typical man. Right after he gets married he starts drinking :)

[Awesumness911]

kol kol kol *J*

[Kekilolli]

O_O

[applejuicemoon]

..the hell. :D

[silver123able]

This vid made my day.Hahahahahaha

[vocaloidkiko7]

waIT What about china?! XD lol

[BowTiesAreRockin]

"But im not even married!"

"You are now!! to.. AMERICA!" fuck yeah.

[polishcutiexo]

Shah this is from gta vice city on the radio XD

[signadd]

This Made my day :D

[EpicMissRussia]

belarus made 367 accounts and liked this video 367 times, while the baltic states made 7 accounts and disliked it 7 times ^_^

[YukiArisawa]

LOL IM CAMBODIAN "AMERICA TO THE JUNGLES OF CAMBODIA" WTH?!

[somebody00nobody]

Russia a man of peace who lives in  a farm?

Hell is when you are surrounded by a bunch of Italians?

Russia being on good terms with Belarus?

Russia being married to America?

Russia being best friends with England?

England being a fine American?

Conclusion: This video should not be questioned because it is AWESOME.

[jojogape]

Was Belarus invited to the wedding? >8D

[DeutscheRossiya]

@jojogape I don't think so cause Russia is so afraid of her I don't think he would want her there and she'd be mad jealous to see him marry America

[jojogape]

@DeutscheRossiya That's why I said it XD She would collapse!!!

[yelodrgon]

I'll cry when I'm done killing ;-)

[IamStarCatcher]

"Tim I know you come, just like old days We kill everybody!"LOOOOOOOOOOL XD

[HiOkamiProductions]

but im not married D:

you are now! to america!

me: lolwut?

[allenwalker4th]

russia they got your wife

but im not married

you are now! to america!!

[Caaittigger]

I think England killed himself after this xD

[YesIamEccentric]

May include patriotic garbage XD

[XxGlamourousBlondexX]

Omg. I can't find a website to download Hetalia episodes! Where do you people get them!?!?! I've searched, and searched...but I can't find the download links at all!!

Please...tell me. ;-;