The Howard Stern Show - The Artie Lange Roast (6/09/2006)

[12Zwolf]

; Colin Quinn nailed it.

[Railsphy03]

Poker player Phil Hellmuth in the audience at 2:51 LMFAO

[Dougdenslowe]

Worst Dice ever

[dunskie]

DiPaolo hauls ass as soon as he realizes he just opened for Crackhead Bob.

[fattycheeks]

you are a genius!!! thank you for this post!

[flaflaflohiii]

Sal is good at every roast!!! SHULI WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL!!

[CheapJabroni]

Whats up with Fred? Why is he off limits? Such bullshit on his part.

[MarvelComics1985]

@CheapJabroni

Colin Quinn: "He looks like a retarded Gary Oldman. He looks the maitre'd at a meth lab in the 60's/70's, for Christ's sakes!"

[bazsmyth]

Sal was the best

[CSick27]

fuck you, ya fuck you!

[DeikunZeon]

jim florentine wasnt very funny here, yet quivers was still cackling like a friggin maniac.

[Gpgonzalez623]

@DeikunZeon Of course. They eventually fucked.

[quicken02]

Colin wasn't that funny.... not even close to Sal.

[quicken02]

Sal is the best, unbelievable

[frankenriquez100]

this is the greatest roast ive ever heard!!!!

[meltz911]

Nick killed!

[fatograph]

Man, Dice really has fallen down the comedy ladder....

[JulianZeezer]

Amazing video editing!

[jojopuppyfish]

One of my favorite parts is when Artie rips on Jackie

[Alexshrugged92]

33:25

[ozwald8]

It would have been even better if Gilbert was there.

[sharkbaitj]

@ozwald8 so true!,do you know why he was'nt? 8>/

[ak47mayham]

Dipaolo**

[ak47mayham]

Nick dipalo killed

[TonyDanza4Lyfe]

Sorry Artie, but Jeff Ross is funnier than you are. 

[jesparza562]

this is the funniest shit i have EVER heard

[killustrator]

Why did Howard and robin leave their mikes on while they're laughing? It's so fucking distracting. Its not about them, those ego-maniacs. Howard's put-on laugh is so annoying. Couldn't he give some else the floor for once? I cant listen to this anymore, I find it too irritating.

[littlejoe145]

@killustrator damn change your fucking tampon

[JackMonroe]

"When i asked Robyn what she liked most about her new boat, she said it has a Stern she doesn't have to pretend is funny."

[katkal3]

"ya homo!"

[rickyries]

I love how Artie got at Robin when he got up....he should of went harder on Howard though all he did was mention he watches gay t.v. shows? I hate that shit too but Artie should have got at him

[kdemon17]

L L L L L o O O O O L L L L L L

[kdemon17]

Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao

[kdemon17]

Thank you!!! Your amazing, I support yôú fully.

[lifeschild1]

fool



[lifeschild1]

Artie left this freak Stern show just in time...right after he learned what a greedy foll he really is....Alison Stern's wife divorced him for the same thing....money and fame was more important to Stern then family! She said this on a telephone Stern Show interview...check the archives!

[lifeschild1]

Stern uses all of these talented comics so he could make his millions....those poor guys hardly make a living!

[EQX85]

This is classic!

[lowlypeasant]

MarvelComics1985, you are the best. I wish you would put the rest of the Stern roasts in complete form too, but it would probably take a lifetime.

[MarvelComics1985]

@lowlypeasant

Don't give up hope yet! I've got plans for more roasts coming up!

[southrules]

F Artie

[jam1ga]

I own both Beer League and Dirty Work.Love those movies

[jam1ga]

I own both Beer League and Dirty Work.Love those movies

[kdemon17]

THE WHO 43.00!

[kdemon17]

Lol

[kdemon17]

Lol

[bigdaddyquey]

Lisa is the best!

[steven4rmnewyork]

jim was the worst roaster on the show..and notice how robin laughs at his every joke funny or not.. man she's so dick starved 

[poopyscoopy5]

And Richard Christy is god. 43:00

[poopyscoopy5]

Bob Levy is such a fag..

[darealdjnutz]

I just read Artie's new book...Too Fat for Suicide.

[bee4010]

Wow, great upload keep it up.

[AlbertSiebener]

Thanks for the upload. How much time did it take, to edit this thing?

[MarvelComics1985]

@AlbertSiebener

Quite a while.

[assclown2k6]

Wow, Sal was actually really good here

[MarvelComics1985]

@assclown2k6

That a surprise all of a sudden?

[assclown2k6]

@MarvelComics1985 Don't get me wrong, his prank bits are always awesome. His standup however, is notoriously bad which is why I was pleasantly surprised here.

[poopyscoopy5]

@assclown2k6

Obviously Sal is Richard's bouncing board. Richards song totally eclipses everyone pretty much.

[poopyscoopy5]

One more thing.. Dirty Work and Beer League are FUCKING GENIUS .... I hope the way they talked about it made you want to see it rather than them sucking his dick about it. Psychology 101.

[quicken02]

@assclown2k6 Sal is one of the funniest guys on the show, Sal is always great on roasts

[CheapJabroni]

@assclown2k6 If you listen to all the roasts, like Ronnie Roast, Andy Dick, etc. he is consistently the best by far, hes real good on roasts.

[CQ1981331]

shuli has been alot better on other roasts

[MarvelComics1985]

@CQ1981331

I agree. He had a killer joke at the Ronnie roast (something about being the Dan the Song Parody Man of Scores) and ended on that.

[OliverKick]

sal's better than good

[Josh02886]

I hate sal but man did he roast him good.

[MrOwen1992]

THE WHO!

[WelcomeToThe92503]

DiPaolo killed!!!!

[southrules]

Artie, you don't talk back at your own roast you dumb fat junkie, Bob Levey is 100 times funnier than Artie.

[MarvelComics1985]

@southrules

True, but people goof on Bob Levy ALL the time. Don't be surprised. Colin and Mariyann (a rare moment!) chiming in was a cherry on top.

[southrules]

@southrules

Oh yeah, this is excellent, I just hate that Artie didn't really follow roast edicate

[TheSf2champ]

06-08 was the BEST years in the shows history

[zo62]

nick dipalo is awsome on this

[MrEvilManDan1]

Is that really the best Dice could do? He was on tape for God's sake. He could have done a second take.

[LOCO726]

dice clay is so terrible...

[ILuvNickelodeonStars]

"good to see ya Lisa Lampanelli" LMFAO !!!

[marty1901]

This is definately one of the funniest sessions on Stern ever. Artie is the perfect target for a roast.  Great job on the video. Stern Rules!

[hangfire0352]

Hitler dies in a bunker, but Dice still lives. There is no justice in the world.

[MarvelComics1985]

@hangfire0352

I think you should've wrote "Dice should die in a bunker like Hitler did". The way you said it made Hitler sound like a great person.

You like the roast, though, right?

[hangfire0352]

@MarvelComics1985 The Roast was great. Maybe you are right. Though seriously, the fact that Dice isn't homeless completely confuses me.

[themythofcreationism]

f robin

[pjicleanair420]

this was edited beautifully, funny as shit been a while since I have heard this.

[tmontanaz44]

gonzo from the bunk was here

[manifestgtr]

I'll bet artie went home and cried a little after this...knowing his state of mind

I really hate bob levy though...I just can't stand him for some reason...he's just not likable in any way

[KISSFAN4EVER6]

Holy shit, Colin absolutely killed.

[meltz911]

@KISSFAN4EVER6 I forgot how good Colin can be, your right, he killed.

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[michalusOG]

You did a awesome job with pix!

[lordxphule]

Lol some of those comments I know hit a sore spot on him

[saruman84]

Man I miss Artie

[Severddans]

whats that Artie and Dana Fireman reference I missed it

[Severddans]

dude u should try to date the shows when are they from

[Severddans]

@Severddans yes I just read the fucking title the date is on there : 0

[norseczar27]

Thanks for uploading man this is great. is there an audio link to download this so I can listen on my ipd?

[ChiTownBullz]

good job marvel,i can tell this is a lot of work,I appreicate it

[Jpanetta]

robin quivers and so would you if yer father finger fucked you!!! haaaaaaaa holy shit is that a fuckin slammer hahahahahahaha classic

[Jpanetta]

@tyrone37 hey ty is that tyrone 37 from MCKEESPORT PA

[Jpanetta]

wahhhh i had a tuna melt down... yaaa a tuna melt down yer fuckn throat!!! haaaaa Yuckooooo..... howard sterns here thanks for havin me howard, anytime i can work for a billionaire for free, count me fuckin in.... haaaaaaaa

[tyrone37]

dice video was terribley unfunny

[bottomfeeder73]

@tyrone37 As per usual. He is an unfunny hack.

[OzzyFan87]

Howard needs to turn down his and Robin's mic when they do roasts.

[Aperiti11]

except for the asshole print line lol

[Aperiti11]

dice was painful

[miamifins08]

Shuli was awful

[armandm85]

Great. Except for awful shuli.

[zIxNiGhTMaRexIz]

Too fukkin funny

[donnpatrol]

hey just wondering where i can see this video? is this on dvd or anything? or what about any of the old E! shows? I understand there is a Howard TV you can subscribe to on TV, can you watch this on there? thanks!

[MarvelComics1985]

@donnpatrol

It's at HeyNow143,

[OzzyFan87]

@MarvelComics1985 How can I watch all the videos on there? Because it wont let me play any of the older ones on that site...

[OzzyFan87]

@MarvelComics1985 143 that is. 

[chalmers3000]

@donnpatrol right here

[TobyTheRobot]

how long does it take you to match the pics with the voices?

[MarvelComics1985]

@TobyTheRobot

You have no idea.

[musiccalgary]

@MarvelComics1985 Well thanks for the effort brother, this was fun to watch.

[msealphoto]

@MarvelComics1985 outstanding work on linking the pics to this audio!!!

[buyerofsorts]

@MarvelComics1985 I imagine its a TON of work. Good job! 

[Lvduggo69]

MarvelComics1985.

Great vid man !! Love the pics and how u put it to each persons voice. That must have takin along time. Well worth it. Peace.

[darealdjnutz]

@Lvduggo69 Very well said. I loved it.

[rusty1491]

@29:21 The dad jokes had to affect Artie deeply.

[Severddans]

God damn Robin is extremely annoying.

[SocialAssasin]

is that chick to the left of florentine @ 15:02 maryanne from brooklyn?

[MarvelComics1985]

@SocialAssasin

Yep.

[steven4rmnewyork]

@SocialAssasin tell me your not the loser who heard "socialassain" on curb your enthusiasm and went and put it as your own.. "fail"

[SocialAssasin]

@steven4rmnewyork what the fuck is curb your enthusiasim?....i work for a living asshole i dont sit around watching tv all day...but thanks for news, good to see its enjoyed. by the way, great name to you also, very original. a loser and failure is probably what you see in the mirror every morning...go back to watching more TV

[steven4rmnewyork]

@SocialAssasin working for a living has nothing to do with watching television loser and its on Sundays on of days. your bum ass don't work weekends. so come off all that tough guy talk your not that person don't act like that person you'll never be that person. fucking faggot and you didn't get it from that show don't sit here and act like your better than watching t.v you dumb ass hell. pussy boy

[SocialAssasin]

@steven4rmnewyork you suck dick for a living...end of story.

[do0iluvgdkie]

@SocialAssasin yes it is!

[SocialAssasin]

artie shut the fuck up...your getting roasted you fat piece of shit

[jdodd82]

Anyone else sick and tired of this Marvel loser and his ridiculous write-up's? Just post the videos nerd and let us listen in peace. You're a faggot and a big time geek. Keep uploading and doing all of the work. We don't appreciate your effort at all rather we take advantage of loser nerds like yourself. Fuck off.

[MarvelComics1985]

@jdodd82

Whatever your problem is with me, discuss it without being an internet tough guy.

[richie8811]

@MarvelComics1985 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop the clock.

[Martinez1887]

@jdodd82

dont watch it you asshole

[Aperiti11]

@jdodd82 yeah it does get much at times...

[MrBassFrehley]

Holy hell man, what an editing opus. You must have gone through hell on piecing this segment together. Great work bro

[mustained300]

first time ive seen mary ann, i always pictured a huge fat chick

[45LiverpoolFC]

why dont they do shit like this anymore

[steven4rmnewyork]

wow everything jim said was so dam funny to robin go figure.

[steven4rmnewyork]

if i wanna hear what a racist clown has to say I'll rent a spike lee movie lmao

[MsCrunchyTuna]

haha robin never knows when to laugh

[bbv001]

if only jackie stayed with the show...

[HeroicPunk]

Funny thing is, Sal was great here, but later (I THINK it was later) on some of the other roasts, he blew this one WAY out of the fuckin' water. THOSE were my favorites, though he was surprisingly good here, showing the first signs that he's goddamn good at roasting.

[Theburn77]

Sal was surprisingly good

[DrewMongo]

sal dropped bombs

[DrewMongo]

"Proof that Hitler killed all the funny jews HAHAHAA"

[steven4rmnewyork]

LISA COMPLETELY BOMBED ..SHE WAS AWFUL.

[MarvelComics1985]

@steven4rmnewyork

I doubt she bombed. Besides the "making balloon animal cocks" joke, she fired on all cylinders.

[sschhuu]

phew Dice stinks.

[ULTRADREW1]

@ANDgagged Jackie's standup act was unlistenable,songs were even worse, but that man knows how to put words into howards mouth. He always made Howard funny, but couldnt make himself funny, no matter how hard he tried, and he always hated Howard for it. He's a really bitter guy.

[Jeff198369]

Great post man L M F A O!!

[sugarsoakermd]

marvelroaddogg u are the man 4 life, i love the roasts

[heyrocko]

artie artie artie artie artie artie artie artie artie

[webozzy21]

Great upload! Thanks!!

[ppthakral45]

thank you!!!!

[myspaceisforfags82]

This is awesome lol. 

[Scoreman7769]

Loved all the images you blended into it, made it even funnier. Look forward to more full length roast clips

[SeeYouNextFall]

Christ Robins laugh is horrible and annoying.

Its painful to listen to this just because of her.

[MarvelComics1985]

@SeeYouNextFall

You'll just have to try to get through this. There's so much win here that focusing on Robin's laugh takes away the fun. You and bbv001 should know this, I practically tell this all the time.

[Omer698]

it must've taken you ages to time all those images

[joemj413]

lmao a retarded Gary Oldman

[ULTRADREW1]

I wish I could go back in time and smack the shit out of Jackie and convince him to take the damn contract and quit being a jackass. If only.

[MarvelComics1985]

@ULTRADREW1

What, you don't like this?

[ULTRADREW1]

@MarvelComics1985 Love Artie, miss Jackie.

[sugarsoakermd]

@MarvelComics1985 how could anybody not love the roasts?

[outlaw88scumfuc]

great post, sir or madam. It's good to have it all in one clip. really enjoyed it, man.

[PAULFC93]

Sal was really on form.

[SavagesInMyTown]

sal killed it

[helloolleh555]

It's been a great week for Artie fans. Thank you so much for posting this!