Anthony Bourdain - No Reservations - Tuscany 1:3

[5botball]

they all have the same sunglasses lol

[whyhedodat]

does anthony ever run out of adjectives to describe food

[Forty8andtwo]

worst episode ever

[willtoulan]

his wife looks like a bitch

[pele6922]

@willtoulan I'd hit it :-)

[DgzM67]

13:25 "thank you Tony, the wine was good" dreaded words for a cook, indeed...

[iitzJason]

i write this comment on purpose because this show is so boring..

[kristofferyoung088]

@iitzJason you're life must be boring

[slicer3889]

WOW THAT DIRECTOR IS A DOUCHE BAG.

[tanoo101]

LoL at "what do u mean enter into yourself?,,,isn't there a law against that!"

Hilarious!

[ccdean22]

@darioteich That's his job, he isn't a news anchor.

[johnccy]

whats the song at 1:08

[lnclincoln]

lol he said my uncles name!!

[oopopp]

Those 3 guidos with the sunglasses near the end were being snooty little bitches!

[MrLeekzcat]

Owned.

[commentM0NSTER]

"enter into yourself" "what does that mean? isn't there a law against that?" lmao!

[brewdank]

kumquatsa i sincerely want to thank you for posting these, it's one of my favorite shows, i hope when layover comes out you'll post those too thanks !

[kumquatsta]

@brewdank my pleasure, i plan to post layover episodes as they become available

[whoami9966]

@kumquatsta thank you so much for posting this, i'm going there next month so will be a great insight. keep these videos up x

[kumquatsta]

@whoami9966 my pleasure, i hope you have a safe and enjoyable trip

[SuperIlluminaughty]

a retarded monkey could make pasta. but the rest of vernacular takes inspiration.

[tokyodave1982]

wow this dude is boring



[leevi1234]

Please can someone tell me the song in 5:13 it's crazy beautiful.

[TheTravelfool]

access violation? wtf dude?

[oddsleepcycles]

"Nonna does it better"...

You guys missed the whole joke here. Stop taking it all so seriously.

[GoodMorningSadness]

Non c'è niente da fare... siamo i miglior :P

[pkyomama02]

WTF is this episode...? Just watching the intro is dumb.......

[TheTravelfool]

@pkyomama02 you have to go past the beginning, every Bourdain show is hilarious and good

[dariolo]

disgusting cooking by tony!

[jayou540]

I WISH ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF GOOD KARMA TOWARDS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY  KUMQUATSTA

[scottsaz22]

You kumquatsta are a hero to every user of this fantastic online website called YouTube. I sincerely appreciate your work and know that its not easy to post all of these. Thank you seriously...so cool of you.

[kumquatsta]

@scottsaz22 my pleasure, glad to know you enjoy them

[arbutusviper1]

I can't believe the French have a reputation for being jerks, the Italians in this episode are royal, obnoxious assholes.

[TheTravelfool]

@arbutusviper1 I can't watch it, my yt gets blocked out

[nupraptor23]

@arbutusviper1 they are joking around.The joke is toward jamie oliver who try to change classic italian food and fail.Btw it's not about wich nation have the most assholes.They all do have jerks.You can't judge a country by a handfull of them.

[misscarmengunn]

this has got to be scripted...

[zaczattack]

The part where Anthony is eating the cheese and drinking the wine is like watching my families stories from when they moved over from Italy.

[Leopardstar757]

If this guy say's anything bad about tomato's, Romano's gonna kick his ass. <____<

[rava77]

There's nothing better than being Italian........;)

[Fluxxxx]

exactly. Vincenzo and the rest of the gang are putting on a comedy show. People who don't see that must have low i.q. or absolutely no sense of humor.

[dmcguirre]

people, chill! it's all acting. the lady is his wife, trying to criticizing his food. most of the humor in his show is scripted

[TheTravelfool]

@dmcguirre My bad, I said before it isn't his wife. My screen was kind of blurry. I just watched the show again. Yeah you're right that was his wife.

[ClassicHolic]

the italian guy sounds just like fabio viviani from top chef 5 lol

(probably because they come from the same place)

[bullettoothburrows]

Interesting how the woman at the dinner table, is his WIFE. Contrived.

[667985]

pretentious as fuck italians all wearing sunglasses whiling critiquing good food. fuckers.

[TheDiscopigg]

@667985 : it is all staged, this woman is tony's spouse and it is a comedy show....and even if they were serious about it, they'd now if it is real and good italian food.

[TheTravelfool]

@TheDiscopigg Tony's wife is from Sardinia and she wouldn't be in this she was pregnant at the time

[polentoni28]

@TheTravelfool She's half Sardinian(father's side) and half Lombard(region where Milan is located in Northern Italy).......she and Tony talk about that more than once in the Sardinia episode. And they also say she was born and raised in Lombardy.

[TheTravelfool]

@polentoni28 thanks for telling me :) She honestly seems like not a nice woman. I watched her on Miami Ink, she just seems like some1 with an attitude. What do you think?

[polentoni28]

@TheTravelfool she seems like a pefect match for Tony: sarcastic smart-ass New Yorker and somewhat bitchy says-it-like-it-is Italian....tbh I'd still hit that thought..she does have a nice rack after all lol

[TheTravelfool]

@polentoni28 lol oh guys! I am pretty than her. trust me, I make videos in my jeans and t-shirts on yt but make up and a dress I am very pretty. Yes, I am tooting my own horn (for once). Tony and her are similar but Tony idk he just comes off as different. I got to meet him earlier this yr, I live in NY. But that's nothing, tonight my mom told me when she was 11 JFK kissed her on the cheek, I said "and you didn't think to ever tell me this?" my great uncle had worked for the govt. Sorry, ADD.

[TheTravelfool]

@polentoni28 sarcastic smart ass NYer yep that's me LOL but my mom is from brooklyn she takes the cake LOL. Though I lived 11 yrs in Toronto but left after living next to psychos. I'm sure her "rack" had something to do with Tony marrying her, I wouldn't put it past him lol

[porooshat]

" thank you tony! the wine was good!" lmao

[gremista]

this is so far the funniest episode i ve watched here. i havent watched the rest of it, but i cant thank kumquastta enough for this already

[kumquatsta]

@gremista glad you enjoyed it

[vercarnist]

@gremista Exactly so. How these apparently numb humans complaining below (and on other sites, can you believe it?) are unable to sense the underlying parody is beyond me. Also: All Hail Kumquatsta, as per usual :)

[kratiras]

They eat the food...then "Thank you Tony the wine was good" lol Tony owned

But i think its fake all of it..

[fourtywpm]

I hate artsy bullshit films. Tony of course is great as usual, always injecting reality into the show

[teddykgb33160]

Vincezo needs his ass beat, the guy is a moron

[piccanninni]

@teddykgb33160 And you seem the right guy to do it... Arsebeater General.

[teddykgb33160]

THe woman is his wife, its funny that she would crap all over him lol

[junicares]

hahahah!!!!!vincenzo is an assholio!!!

[yopush]

...Get off yours long johns if you want to make love...

...Get off yours long johns if you still love me.

[marxpanda]

Does anyone know what the singer is saying at 1:05?

[biologyone]

hii , i really wanna know the name of the italian song at 1:05.

wondering anyone know it? many thanks here.

[JustinCase10261]

actually it's all thru the video...i just actually noticed it @ 7:50. there was some A&E commercial that had this song on there with some guy singing. it was like a really wild funky jazzy sound but...new orleans influenced...very interesting and i cannot, for the life of me, find out the name of that song.

[JustinCase10261]

at 7:50, what is that song?

[radz]

Tony is telling people Jamie Oliver's recipes aren't that good..

[MrCassavius]

@radz its very fashionable and an easy target nowadays to pick on Jamie, but he's actually been taught by an italian chef and loves italian food, and his recipes while unsophisticated aren't that bad. Also, while bourdain is a great conductor and tv presenter, as a chef I dont think he can look down on Oliver

[Dawsonb1]

I would have fired his butt! that director was crazy. However, they knew his style of work, so why use him? poor Tony! btw, I would have loved your food screw them!!! hhahahaha

[lilscsey85]

OUCH!!! This went off to a horrible start. Poor Tony :(

[veeresh103]

great episode , thanks for the upload kumquatsta, back to the \days of pissed off tony. lol.always look forward to your uploads.

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[VetteMaro86]

@PLUSHAIRPLANECARPET First in line for the Darwin Awards?