Totally Insane Chinese Martial Arts Demonstration

[tylee711]

The Rise of The Planet of The Apes (Chinese Version).. That's scary..

[Wake1151]

They have moved past praying mantis kung fu, Be very wary Americans, this is a new development in martial arts, called Squirrel Mantis Fu. They are more deadly than ever, they go for the nuts now.

[lnnc1986]

that's what i call ugly martial art. I have no respect to people practicing such martial art. I see the only technique here is pushing their brutality into a maximum level.

[GangstNi99a]

Thats why i dont fuck with chineese people.

[Bokumaru]

0:38 I was expecting some crazy motha fucka to bust through that window. Damn...

[marek007able]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? looks like my 5 year old broth ROFL

[F150Super]

Ragewondo

[ease3joser]

i knw how they alwayz kick every one ass notice how the always kick in the nuts and hit you in the throat 00-0.17

[iNsaNePreDaToR490]

WHY THE HELL did they Kick them in the Bals ?

[Turco949]

@iNsaNePreDaToR490 That is a new gung fu style called "The Squirrel Style", the fighter goes after the opponents' nuts.

[thegreenbastard42011]

lmao this is why they should not push these people so hard. the poor chinese all think they can fight.

[TheTHEHAZ]

.When god divided brain to humans, they stood in the wrong line! maybe with the chickens

[goochstank67]

4:54...yea man nothin weird goin on here just chillin with my nunchucks..hey did you see tha..WAATTA!!! DICK FACE DICK ATTACK!!!

[MrEamonn79]

what the fuck

[greatar]

@MrEamonn79 that's EXACTLY what I was thinking....

[xSleepyBakazx]

Drunk with rabies.

[xxxxvalentinxxxx]

People in mental hospitals should not be alowed to practice martial arts! :D

[Nenzo22]

Im never going to China, Japan....or whatever those asian city's are...im Scared now O.o

[MrProfTeach]

Watch one guy bite the other at about 1:35

[xxxxvalentinxxxx]

Drugs kids...drugs! :D

[dziamalone]

funky monkey.....without video its sounds like in zoo, with video it looks like they are barkin...

[firmflayer]

kung fu monkeys sounds like a zoo

[ProfRogerioPessoa]

maluquice ,doideira isso sim.

[jacopolapo]

yes we came from monkey

[o0Inceptionz0o]

@jacopolapo Yea, and you still have not learned how to write a proper English sentence.

[s4mbor4]

yes. totally INSANE!

[VegetoStevieD]

I suppose if drunken boxing can be made into a legit martial art, crackhead boxing might be doable...

[3208736000]

i have just one question... are they serious? no really i want to know that

[TheMohamedroudani]

hahahahahaahahahahahahahaahaha­hha why do they have to yell

[clonel18]

WTF! thats all i got to say

[keespeters]

meth is one hell of a drug

[MrPrinceable]

@keespeters u tell me, im so high on it rii now while watching this ldkjfasdlkjfasdljfdlas;k

[RockoNigguh]

Those are fukn cheap ass moves, punching cunts in the balls, but im sure it works

[leshark]

so this is what a chinese mental hosital looks like.

[leshark]

shi wen shur hur dur? kuh shintso wei! HAHA musho kur sekwer do, dow lay lo mo!

[stokkolma90]

hahahahahhaahah



[piaten]

There's too many ignorant ppl commenting here, who don't understand the first things about fighting, kungfu, psyhchology and biomechanics. From first glance, I can tell this style employs gross motor skills and simplicity, which are useful even under extreme pressure. The viciousness, "animalistic" state of mind, aggressiveness and weapons add further to it's combat effectiveness. This is real traditional kungfu, not the watered down play-dateish modern wushu usually seen nowadays!

[sireweezsmucker1]

@piaten ignorant? you are such a fucking retard you'd seem more normal and non threatening raping children.

this shit is embarassing and will get you your ass kicked 100% of the time. the thugs you encounter might even do a service to society and cut you into little pieces and discompose your body in acid because you're too much of a fucking psycho lunatic you twisted degenerate. youre a fucking joke.

[profchaos100]

this is if you do crystal meth and then some crack and then go do this lol

[One1HitKO]

I can do shit like that to ! I mean the screaming and the hitting =)))

[One1HitKO]

Lets just say that it is a funny vid about some amateur crazy ppl pretending to know kung fu ....forget the name of the vid =))))

[Rio429]

this the martial art of blanka and dhalsim likke both characters are mixed :D

[stasdu01]

kaka

[s4mbor4]

what did I just watch?

[mrnormalxx]

woow oh my god :O

[2chenwang1]

This is animal Kung Fu and if you think it's worthless, you wiil die because you are NOT ready for this. Especially the nunchuck like weapons, will do instant brain damage, broken ribs, bones, skull, hands, get it yet??? Keep your silly ass Gracie bull shit, this is life & death training, DUHHHHH....WHEW!!! Can you say kids too dumb to see instant death???

[2chenwang1]

Yes.

[hanseya72]

bwahahahaha......hahahahha....­.bwaaahahaha....hhhaaaaa.....h­iiihihihihi....hahahah....hiii­iihihih...wahahaha...

[TheFirstDandelione]

seriously, though... what IS this?

[foxybrown2]

that is what you call real working out

[twistednative80]

Wtf!!!

[FreshOneClipEdits]

0:17 nice dance moves you got there bro.

[THELIONGUY1981]

These guys are monkeys!

[HengSaoQianJun]

镖局？整个以疯人院

[cocotiger77]

Open a new tab (in particular, monkeys at the zoo). Then start this video at 0:54 and then switch back to watching the clip on the monkeys. Amazing sync.

[martin3390]

funny from 7:17 to 7:31 :D

[PwNFisH111]

0:17 - Poker Face mode ON....

[TheKrayzie]

Could anyone please explain what i just saw?!

[Brotherlucio]

Será que estes cabrões não podem pôr legendas nesta MERDA!?

Fodasse, agora tenho de saber chinês!?

Rabetas

[DuStR1d3r]

monkeys on crystal meth...

[HeWasAllButDead]

Completely worthless in any situation other than getting yourself killed. Thumbs down for life. They sort of remind me of chihuahuas attacking a larger dog. Pathetic.

[truthfilter]

the guy at 0.17 haha i do that when i'm being attacked

by a wasp

[calito0010]

Well, I get like that when I dont get my paycheck

[pankreaz1]

what a bunch of funny motherfu....ers!haha

[biggunzcdb]

these attacks are very effective i am now doubled over in a painfull fit of uncontrolable laughter completely incappable of deffending my self

[QualityControlTV]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!

[jakajd]

i take taekwondo n taekwondo is sick u need to see how they fight

[gtbullit23]

I dont see anything insane about this style isnt this how all chinese fight.....im confused

[OcelotPwns]

Having a seizure while being Chinese does not qualify as Kung Fu

[loudbasschris]

AT 4:18 I'D BLOCK ALL THEM PUNCHES LOL

[Soleatr]

never fight a chinese person, they will punch you in the nuts

[SirBurstify]

0:17 .... Meth is hell of a drug

[zannteo]

China's mental hospital secret training into mental soldiers. 

[1Piecer]

I dont want be disrespectful but some of them actully sounds like a Hamster masterpaiting. I suppose they scream to scare the enemy before fighting so the fight ends before it begins

[sid001ish]

is this can be called as a fair fight......

[MartinGilmour]

sounds just llike a bunch of monkeys

[psyckho666]

ZOOOOMBIIIIES !

[SHINYABOY]

white people scream like that for mac n cheese and pakis when they hear curry asians rice lol

[JohnnyxCash]

wont someone shoot them. What style is this crap. LOL the guy in army suit 6:15. 9:50 what up with the shovel dudes

[ytaddiction]

this shit gonna give me nightmares. monkey on crank

[jsvalino]

Their cry is so annoying and their style is not practical. Doing those movements is a waste of energy. You will just get exhausted doing those crazy moves.

[vietarrows]

3:39 THEY HEARD THAT THERE WAS FREE RICE

[AndyBodyHome]

Do this after you've smoked a buncha crack fu

[Readabookism]

hahaha i sharted laughing! great vid!

[stamachristos]

well it looks like just the first step of evolution from Monkey to Human.

but i have to say when someone that screaming and flipping out gets on you he probably will be quite successfull on the street. (those voice cords must be the best trained part or them, autch)

[elektrokuma]

thats what eating rice all day does to you

[newmasterofbation]

@elektrokuma Manny Pacquiao eats rice all day but he never freaks out like these screaming chinese. your theory is wrong.

[MsJony1234]

never have the words totally and insane meant so much

[mikeol123456]

omg they are insane

[oakstboxing76]

holy shit wtf

[kazakhsamurai]

They scream because they are themselves afraid. Like "Oh SHIT!!!!!!!What am I doing?! But I cannot stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a303sniper]

what the hell is that - slow it down so we can the the techniques ha

[shikengriuber]

Chinese redneck kung fu.

[XxdeadxtoxirishxX]

@shikengriuber two things to say to you.

1. this is not kung fu.

2. you dont do kung fu so shut the fuck up.

[ZzCookiezNCakezZ]

Chinese man don't give a shit.

[gexxy47]

LMAO @ what Kaguth said. also anyone else hear a dog kennel when watching this? LOL

[rtes2459]

monkey flight =D

[GULAMOMER]

THOUSAND OF YEARS TURKS KICKING THEİR ASSES.COWARD CHINISE PEOPLE BUILD MOST GIANTIC WALL İN HUMAN HİSTORY.MARTİAL ARTS WONT WORK AGAİNST TURKS:)

[kazakhsamurai]

@GULAMOMER Totally agree with you brother))) When Turks came to Chinese to fight, Chinese guy like"Whoa whoa whoa kiya whiaaaaaaa" Turk guy like" Mnau ne?""What are you doing?!! Let's fight!!!" Chinese guy takes the crane stance, turk guy just puts the sword in him with simple (sword puting in body) technique)))))and that's it))))true martial arts are made for killing not for beauty))))

[peeweesherman]

7:43, the feared escaped test lab monkey style.

[imafreemanfornow]

@peeweesherman i can tell the difference i appreciate all types of music including screamo

[StrayCubone]

Guy at 0:16 : THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW

[nirvie1515]

HAHAHA it looks like a zoo and the monkeys shelter they are just playing around just hear em monkeys, fucking hilarious

[jbobautes]

And this is how you get you monkey's army.

[jaskey]

this is too sad to watch.  It's hilarious, but painful.

[NigeThePython]

the spade dude near the end rocks tho!



[NigeThePython]

these guys took way too much speed!! i think i only saw one serious person on the whole vid!

[NinjaAlvin]

Monkey Style

[raymond123514]

ha they would totaly do well in a rumble,,,oi want them on my side,,,

[raymond123514]

all it takes is one strAIGHT STRIKE ,,,,,ITS SEEMS LIKE THEY HAVE FORM UNTIL THEY START GOIN BAZERK,,,,THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO JACK UP A REGULUAr person if he was drunk,,,,,j/k,,,as long as they enjoy what they do!!!

[DerDoenerInMir]

Only Chuck Norris isn't scared to fight them

[AtzengamerMemphis]

like the small chiuawa dog from my neighbor

[Olivercord]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[LoveMitch12]

haha she/he said crystal meth very funny. they sound like chimpanzees

[dieghettozz]

Well, imagine starting to argue with a guy and he starts doing this: 4:18 . I would freak out and fucking run away lol.

[nathancad]

at 0.19 we here in Australia call that profesional fly dodging style

[Crow6oblin]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[NegitiveFeedback]

They sound like angry birds.

[deamonhunter13]

GO FOR THE CROTCH!!!

[waalex11]

its actually pretty funny in a way XD

Is this a joke or do they really take it seriously?

And its actually a serious kung fu?

Like... "by making those retarded yells, you are distracting your oponent!" (something like that?)

[opethmerlin]

for real wtf

[kaguth]

This style is not Kung Fu, it's actually called Crystal Meth. 

[abadon115]

@kaguth goes well with the name lol

[randytosh]

@kaguth you rock

[ic069]

Lol.. little 130 pounds girls.. but seriously, is the shouting necessary?

[Tranxhead]

I think it makes use of adrenaline, which can make a man extremely powerful, or a similar thing to going berserk, but imagine one of them one a date...

Date: "So, what interests do you have?"

Crazy person: "Martial arts."

Date: "Oh, do show me." (bats eyelids)

CP: (eyes widen, starts twitching, gets out pocket nunchuks)

[aminex]

as retarded as this looks, most of you guys will shit yourselves if one of these guys came running towards you with a weapon, screaming and bugging the fuck out.

[Crow6oblin]

@aminex that's probably the main focus of this(if this is legit). That and the constant movement. Most people wouldn't know how to react to this shit, lol.

[aminex]

@Crow6oblin

lol i know i've been doing tae kwon do and muay thai for about 5 years and this shit would scare the F&cK outta me haha.

[dororoyee]

it seems like they're just flaling their arms and legs around then aiming for the crotch.

[TheJhxc]

I swear der aint 1 chinese dumbass yellin lyk a shithead in ever move

[kellogsnotavailable]

chiuhauahuah]



[PaNoWnAgE]

i tried my hardest not to laugh

[ss6truks]

I think this art goes by the logic of "noone ever wants to fight a crazy person" if you make your opponet think you're batshit it'll throw them off on a loop

[MrDaves21HD]

FUKIN ASIANS

[boroshsonny]

I thought it was"monkey see monkey do" not the other way around :/

[captainreefer]

ಠ_ಠ

[SuperExtremePanda]

I'm on the weird side of Youtube again......

[imad9797]

I dont understand why in the hell they are screaming like apes

[Griedred]

4:20 he teaches a technique and the other guy thinks: WTF are you serious???

[Griedred]

so f***king fun lol

[munirh44]

00:17 looks like he is practicing getting his ass beat

[Danielrunner100]

Monkey style

[1175ghost]

they should that quick screw ipads or harvest rice. Fuck them all

[machinehead110]

lol this is awsome hahahahaha

[2pacster1]

dont pick on these crazy asians

[frouxetcapucine]

what did the wood ever did so wrong, that you treat it this way.

the punishment is to hard

[marlonj0ze]

why are they beat the floor?

[paziFISTs]

man this is sooooooo fuunnnnyyy i pissed myself

[bigk22]

this is the first time that i felt ashamed to be chinese ...............

[tokenshi]

@bigk22 Man, you must not read the news... like, ever.

[bigk22]

@tokenshi you're right i dont watch the news why wat else has happened AVE I BEEN LIVING A LIEEEEEE OH THE HUMANITY HAVE I BEEN A FROG AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WELL UNAWARE OF THE TERRIBLE ACTS OF CHINA, WHYYYY OH WHYYYYY MUST I BE BORN A CHINESIAN CURSE U LORD BUDDA

[cantontentigers]

i think no problem if i meet these crazed dogs,i shoot them with my glock pistol with a smile on my face,no reason for a human being to behaved like a rabid dog.disgraceful.

[bulletaka47]

OKE I understand it know

the concept is beat up your aggressor + bystanders + the homeless dude sleeping on the floor

totally makes sense right thumbs up if you agree

[bulletaka47]

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[996speedfreak]

wtf!!!! this is shit of martial arts...

[chunvideo]

these are the guys you see bruce lee taking out with 20 at a time

[steadyshinineveryday]

they look like they can hit alright.. but what happens when i grab their wrist.. whole new game their. i'd throw a hip tos so fast and snap the shit out of their wrist

[b1ackhaz3]

wtf



[lobsidedballs]

they sound like chickens

[wer663366]

are they using drugs

[TheDragonauser]

you call this insane??

this is totally stupid!

Chinos doesn't know shit! only bruce Lee knew something...

you guys only know how to work as slaves in US.

[MrMisterT1]

@TheDragonauser American Fatass?

[19bill96]

@TheDragonauser Really? I'd like to take you on anytime. The fact that Chinese were kept in this country as slaves always remains as one of the most shameful part of Chinese history. No need to be so proud of using slaves when you claim to be the citizen of a free country.

[frouxetcapucine]

After a few minutes... they sounded like a bunch of mad dogs.

[jy24367]

сoollllll

[LionofDawn]

what a waste of energy....

[huntermartin64]

totaly... idiot

[thepaul302]

karate chop!

[ArcadiaEngine]

....i don't wanna watch this..

[soxxx85]

Hahaha, these guys are band from the library. At least they can scream for help really loud if i catch them.