Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet

[NintendanGX]

guru larry is a legend :P best interviewer evah!

[OscarBaldwin]

I hate this interviewer. He's just a bully!

[shadowluma]

...Is that a hearing aid or a Bluetooth device?

[ShinChan56798]

@sonicspeeder28 I think it's on the wiki that makes fun of him. It said he has been playing Hannah Montana the game XD

[TheDazro]

Does chris have an inability to watch any of this?? XD

[nucleardeath07]

Let me interrupt you so I can talk more about how I have a hard on for Little Big Planet. That pretty much sums up this interview, I don't know how you can tolerate him. I would have rage quit after about a minute.

[BootyFister]

4:00 HEY, CHRIS. YOU CAN DOWNLOAD ALL THE SONGS FOR FREE, BRO.

[DieFlammenwerfer]

And this is why Games That Yanks Can't Wank was created.

[MRLOVESTOTROLL]

SONICHU!

[gtamythmaster43]

I love this channel.....Chris Chan sucks.

[linkyoo]

This is comedy gold

[DaveTheSodaGuy0]

hearing a guy, that doesn't work and do absolutely nothing to contribute to the world, talking with so much confidence about a video game that's so expensive it probably costs more than himself will ever be worth, is something totally ironic.

[Kitsunefan9]

Yes Chris , I would like to see an infinitely expanding memory device as well,

owait thats not possible WTF are you talking about

[Themexicansnob]

I have an honest question...WHERE THE HELL DOES HE GET SO MUCH MONEY!

I mean look at his room, there are at least hundreds of thousands of dollars in toys and games!

[LarryBundyJr]

@Themexicansnob Tax payers!

[Hariuka]

@Themexicansnob his parents are retired so pensions, and he is honestly autistic so you get free money cause of it.... being an antisocial dickhead is a disease that gets you paid.....he is honestly a very lucky fucker but he has his head so far up his autistic ass that he doesn't know it.

[lesterclaypool1]

@Hariuka

30 year old virgin living in your parent's home does not = lucky.

'Splain?

[ArmyStates]

DUDE YOU KNOW WHAT IMMA MAKE A VIDEO RESPONSE ON HOW STUPID YOU SOUND & LOOK ! FREAKING STICKERS? WTF!? lmao

[blowmeuptomleykis]

People rag on Chris Chan for still living at home and on disability, but if you were an employer, would you hire this guy?

[RMilvae]

Stickers? Who the fuck cares about stickers?

[AMVpurgatory]

The Bulk and Skull theme at the beginning is win, Larry. Also, you're a brave man for daring to have a verbal chat with this beast!

[TimeTower21]

LOL! Really? Wow...This is hilarious. XD Thank you for making these videos, because it makes Chris show his true "knowledge" of video games. *subscribes*

[TwoHandedSledge]

"Ok, I'm gonna waste this entire interview talking about my faggot ass LBP obsessisssiooon...." What a fucking moron. No one gives a shit, Chris, you retarded dumbass.

[Pacmanghost]

he just uses the interview to ask companies for shit

[iDontGiveAF3CK]

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[WhiteFu]

As wacky and over the top he is in his own videos, Chris seems extremely boring to actually converse with.

[videogamenostalgia]

2.17 that reaction from you is classic!

[Nintendavin]

@videogamenostalgia This is more proof that Guru Larry is one of the remaining amounts of funny left on YouTube.

[TLK500]

"I mean,like,you know..you know,like..like,you know.."

..Damn he speaks weird..and he kinda scares me since he's such a geek. I mean I'm a total geek too but THIS..THIS is..life-threatening! LOOK AT HIS..ROOM,OR WHATEVER IT IS!

[MitchisMyBestFriend]

Good God Chris.... you can even make Screwattack boring as hell.

[laydeevixen]

Lol @ 2.22

:D

[shophet125]

Yeah, as you know, yeah, mmmmmmmmmm

[shadowario]

Your accent is awesome, You should be in Call of Duty.

[SacridiaDarque]

The guy asking the questions is a god for keeping a straight face.

[CheeseYoshi]

Chris is probably masturbating to LittleBigPlanet 2 as we speak. Not that it looks bad, I'm really excited looking forward to it! Although probably not as deeply as Chris is.

[90sHeroMAXD]

do you by chance know why Chris Chan has a beef with the Xbox?

[CheeseYoshi]

@90sHeroMAXD Because he doesn't want to pay for online gaming.

[strictlysega]

the two are like 2 peas in a pod..

[CelGamer]

Posted a video response of great justice if you accept it lulz might be had.

[Captain6313]

gotta love that theme

[chinesemusicDJ]

lol He looks like craig from malcom in the middle.

[sonic1285]

Dude he does!

[ZXReploidHunter]

wow, i've never noticed that before, but he does.

[chinesemusicDJ]

Yeah normally I wouldn't pair him with craig, but the close up and the droopyness he looks like him lol.

[decapitatethecat]

"Yes... that would be good yes "

I laughed for a good 20 minutes after that. And every time I thought about it after I started cracking up. I love these videos there much better than the once that flat out mock him.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Thanks bud, glad you like 'em.

I'm gonna have another interview with him soon as soon as he can pull his thumb out of his ass and doo it.

[fman40000]

@ScrewAttackEurope if you do another interview with him discuss linkara's mention of sonichu I would love to see chrissys reaction.

[admiralamadras]

I belive that Chris Chan has left the Youtube. And has droped off the face of the earth.

[yuriwriter]

Really now.

He has an active YouTube account AND another website. He's goin' strong.

[SatanicCod]

No, he's still alive and kicking.

Goggle "CWCki" and find out the motherload on Chris.

[depletable]

I could make a lot of money at that motherfucker's estate sale.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I doubt it, it's like trying to sell a garbage dump! :D

[depletable]

lol, I mean, the toys would have value. I'm sure most of the shit at his house is garbage, but those old transformers (I think they're the old ones) would go for a decent.

[Carnage1235]

Wait a minute, what was 2:21 - 2:35 about? And how'd you do that without him seeing you, did you turn off your end for a split second or something?

[Mandy7D7]

How on earth you sat through having to hear this guy babble on and on. You are one brave man and have my respect!

[waymuu]

its funny because he said 'NAREEETO'

[JackLunn1992]

Is this recorded from the Ps3? looks very smooth, much smoother than when i video chat with people.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

yup from a PS3 using a gamebridge.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Thanks for the compliments, really kind of you!

[mrwhopee]

White knight fag is white

Google Chris-Chan and read the encyclopedia dramatica article, this guy is beyond help, beyond pity. Racist, homophobic, sexist, a pedophile, and extremely sexually deviant. He WILL rape an innocent girl one day. It's our duty as trolls to keep him occupied!

[mrwhopee]

Google "White Knight cwcki", it addresses pretty much every argument against trolling him.

Autism isn't an excuse for a terrible human being, it's debatable whether he is in fact autistic or not. Again he is racist, misogynistic, a pedophile, and a sexual deviant. These qualities remain true whether they're exploited by trolls or not, all this can be used in court whenever he does snap one day and rape an innocent girl.

If you're so righetous I challenge you to try and give him "mental help"

[NIN992]

He who is without sin may cast the first stone. Do you remember that story? Do you know what its about?

[Jatc93]

@mrwhopee

Since when was he a paedophile? That's news to me.

The racism and misogynistic tendencies are the result of bad parenting, as for the sexual deviancy? Who isn't on the internet nowadays.

Anyway, carry on with your "trolling". But try and make it funnier, because it's gotten stale in the past year.

[Carnage1235]

He's known to have sexual thoughts about 14 and 15 year old girls. A little girl of about 6 I think once ran into his crouch in public and he didn't hop of the way or anything like that.

[Nikotehwolf]

lol

nin is a christfag

[LionFag69]

dat zit on his head

[RinstarElite]

I honestly didn't think Chris could get any Uglier. Damn... It's not like me to be this wrong

[teath123]

WHAT'S HE SAYING? I fell asleep after a while.

[zapkig]

When's the next interview coming?

[LuXxenatorX]

Is chris still alive? i mean, not internet like , i mean really.. alive

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Well there's rumour that he died many years ago and the movment of years of eating McDonalds and humping inflatable girls just gives him the sense that he's still alive.

[N2Y3724]

im thinking does Chrissy know what the fuck he saying?

[barrysbaps01]

Chris fucking gay

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Did you hear his comments about being gay in my Billy Mays video with him?

[barrysbaps01]

Can you link me?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Just look on my main channel page, it's in my uploads.

[HarryPartridge]

I have to say, Chris' tiny grunt at 3:47 when you tell him your version of LBP has the original music included, as well as the silence preceding it gets me every time. He's just like a child who's been told that someone else got the Christmas present HE asked for.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Lol, Well I told him all he needs to do is delete the patch. but it was quite a jealous grunt wasn't it? :D

[pw3djoeisback]

He is a very strange person...Sonic and Pokemen does not fucking mix well and he can draw as good as a kindergartner...

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Have a look on Youtube for "Sonichu Audiobooks" to see how great his comics really are :D

[Ketorulz]

I'd be surprised if Chris has ever been in the sun for a while...lol

[Armageddon0]

Jesus christ what the fuck is that on his forehead

It's really bugging me.

[hanchiman]

Its called a "Bullseye" and this is where the jerkops can do their target practice when he decided to go an hero in CWC mall.

[Armageddon0]

I imagine him hallucinating that everyone's a black gay man in a pickle suit and him dressing up in a Sonichu suit shooting everyone shouting "ZAP TO THE EXTREME" while the jerkops shoot the living fuck out of him.

[hanchiman]

Extra points if he is using a NES Zapper.

[uklapazz]

i want to believe that this guy is a troll, the biggest reverse-troll known to the internet, but sadly a part of my soul knows he really is a bigoted sperger.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

You always get suspicions, but the amount of effort and time he's put in goes waaayyy beyond what a normal person would do.

You not seen the video where his Dad walks in and starts shouting at him?

[Poever]

'I'm especially interested in Darra War 3'

It's God of War 3, you dork. Pronnounce it right!

[NARuthless]

Don't forget to recycle =D

[tmatte]

That was like watching a trainwreck. How were you able to keep a straight face?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

If you see me in the others, you'll see I can't :D

[ominousmusic3]

Christian Weston Chandler is a good person, you hear me a GOOD PERSON. SO LEAVE HIM ALONE. NOW.

[16ktsgamma]

LOL Chris Crocker.

[GoldenIgnorance]

what lengths you go to in order to entertain us. despite the numerous health risks you survived this interview with only minor mental scarring!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Well luckily the psycho therapy seems to be working so well I may be allowed out in public in a few years they say.

[chuckdiesel]

Ian favourited this video.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I just saw, I was pretty shocked. I thought he would have been pissed, but the total opposite happened, he asked me to do more with him!

[chuckdiesel]

Well I guess he doesn't mind as long as he gets noticed. narcissistic manchild

[LordofDarkness42]

Larry, I consider you a true hero for doing this. I can't believe you are able to survive interviewing Chri- I mean Ian.

[jchavista89]

hi do you know how i can contact chris so i can troll him :D

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Lol, you'll be luvky to get anywhere with him now.

[musicfreak9000]

Chris Chan, not even Chuck Norris will survive his retardness

[grantkerr94]

or megan fox in a wet bakini *drool*

[linkvspit]

Thats not chris chan that Ian.

[jetsal]

No.. He needs to go outside is what he needs. He's lacking Vitamin D.

[Calicocoon]

A small part of me lol's and dies with each CWC video I watch.

[LordofDarkness42]

Kinda like his "e-girlfriends"?

[imtripping23]

huh.....How come I didnt notice him growing his beard before?

[LordofDarkness42]

It's his pubes migrating to his chin.

[imtripping23]

More like his back hair,but what ever

[ScrewAttackEurope]

My doctor tells me that maybe someday i'll be able to lead a normal life again from the traumatic event. But it's not looking good.

[LordofDarkness42]

Larry, I love how Chris is totally oblivious to the fact this is him getting trolled.

Again

[TyBreakerProductions]

How did you manage get an interview with him?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Through Logan.

[ADPolicenaut]

Good lord, that intro music. Where have I heard it from...I've heard it somewhere before, on CBBC or something back when I was a kid. Sound of childhood right there.

[oninnoran]

Bulk and Skull from the first Power rangers series. Pretty fitting I think.

[Adunn88]

I love the intro music for these interviews these interview are funny keep up with the good work

[Feghoot]

You strangled yourself

and he didn't even care/notice/he was having wet dreams about LBP

I think when Chris isn't thinking of a female body part referred to as a communist country, he's thinking of LBP

[rexfordbarrientos]

nice

[HyperSonicXtreme]

He doesn't sound so much of a dumbass in this video compared to the others.

[SwordShockwave]

that zit on chris chan head looks like its gonna come out and eat me

[Ketorulz]

I think it needs to be SQUEEZED out and piss out some sweet pus milk! lol

[IAMTHEVAULTBOY]

do you accaully like this guy...I mean hes cool at moments but uhh really.

[airfoemoe]

Thanks to you for doing this, lulz were had. I'd rather play runescape than talk to this wacko.

[whiterottenrabbit]

Pardon my French, by why the aspect ratio is all fucked up?

[JohnKiller118]

Let's see, he likes God of War and Bioshock (according to his Little Big Planet level of fail), so at least he has SOME good taste in games.

I can't wait until I get a PS3. There are two good reasons for getting it. Trolling Chris-chan, and Metal Gear Solid 4. If Chris plays Metal Gear Online, then it will be almost like heaven for me!

Until then, I'll enjoy Mass Effect and Halo 3 on my "HEX BAWX."

[Altter221]

@JohnKiller118 Hi only played the first level in Bioshock and only got the achievement you get as you play in God Of War 3 ._.

[r2d2ott]

When can we expect the hex bawx

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Soon,  i'm a bit busy this week.

[Chickidydow]

Lol, Guru Larry, you may very well make it on ED's front page for this!

[JoeNostalgiaReturns]

behind those glasses... is fucking so much rape

damn his hairline is fucking... lolz

and he looks like he got hit in the forehead with a brick.

[silverkeen07]

LOL

[Mongler37]

That's just a zit. That's what you get for washing your face in lard. You know, I wanna take a flamethrower and burn his ass to see how long the fire goes. Because with all that fat fueling the fire, he'll burn for a week I think!

[JoeNostalgiaReturns]

all that fat definitely would keep the fire burning for a long time.

although all that axe would make him go up in flames in seconds.

[cocamola92]

Can someone elnlighten me to who this guy is? All i know he seems like a wierdo.

[deltafoverdeltax]

Search "cwcki" on Google.

[LordBeluga]

Google his name.

There is much to learn.

[silverkeen07]

why?

[noobsarecool101]

i googled him

i will never touch a computer again

[silverkeen07]

and a rapist

[Chickidydow]

Look up Chris Chan on encyclopedia Dramatica

[randombutler]

This is an incredibly good idea.

[DeathlyCrunch]

Epic troll guy is epic.

[glitch509]

Is this the guy that said he recycles his semen? (seriously)

[plovky]

Yes it's him .

[tehDman]

Yes.

[MewLime]

Yeee-up.

[DragonFly122]

Yes, Chris Chan recycles his own "semen" by watering it down with fanta. He drinks it to "recycle" it for his future sweetheart.

[tehDman]

Larry, can I buy you a pint, you magnificent bastard?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Lol, of course you can, as long as it's not one of Chris's Fanta specials :D

[tehDman]

Oh god why would I degrade someone like that? That's just terrible. No, how about a lager or a bailey's or something?

[ColourParkour]

UncleBastard is a funny username

[TimeDawg]

I AGREE!

That was so awesome. We may finally get an answer as to why he hates the X-Box so much.

[Skipz0rz]

Ohhh fuck... Ohhhh fuck lulz abound.

[Jesterclown17]

... Chris has a chance to talk with you, a damned talented guy... and all he seems to care about is going on about Little Big Planet? ... Well, he wouldn't be Chris otherwise.

I laughed my ass off when you started strangling yourself.

Hey, for the last part of your interview, you should really let him know what you think of him... if you're lucky, might give you a spot in his comic along side Mary and Jason. The fans would love it!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Thanks dude!

Yeah I thought about that, but being honest with Chris dosnt' affect him, he says it's your opinion and your opinion is wrong.

His life will stay exactly the same until something drastic finally happens, like his parents die, then he'll be shoved into a home forever more.

[themorshushow]

It'd be kind of funny if Sonichu made him a billionaire somehow. I'd lol, but it'd be a sad lol.

[ZiBop]

I'm surprised you never suffered from motion sickness. In all three parts, seems like Chris is holding the camera in his hand. :D Well done.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Lol, I never looked at the screen, only at the camera as Chris doesn't have the word "tripod" in his vocabulary! :D

[MasterWyverne]

oh god i burst out laughing when you started to strangle yourself on the screen and chris didn't notice.

good job.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

He noticed, he just didn't give a shit as Little Big Planet is far more important to him than someone committing suicide infront of him.

But like when his aunt Korina died on Shrove Tuesday and all he cared about was having pancakes.

[r2d2ott]

totally can't wait to hear him dis the Hex Bawx. Even though the XBox is a damn good

system

[Jesterclown17]

I agree... I'm real interested with what he has against the "Nevar on hex BAWX!" Said he hated Harry Potter because it went up against Pokemon in 1998...

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I thought he hated Harry Potter as he's a bible basher and despised it's promotion of witchcraft.

[Gelboy312]

LOL omg i love you :P your proper funny

[Jesterclown17]

If that were the case, he would be against shows like Simpsons and Family guy from square one. He actually used Peter and Homer's idioticy in his defense, "Look at them, if they can have a good family, so can I!"

I recall him mentioning something about how Harry Potter was head to head with Pokemon in 98, and seeing his life revolves around the latter, he just decided he would hate the Potter books.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Did you ever read the email he sent to Seth McFarlane? Funny as fuck.

[emac1507]

NO i haven't. Please direct me to a link, good sir

[Jesterclown17]

Google CWCki and search for family guy.

"I enjoyed all but the homosexual and dick jokes (I detest the homos very strongly). For your next bunch of 50 or so videos, please do more breast and vagina jokes."

Annnnd....

"Also, in Family Guy, PLEASE give Megan more respect, because she IS VERY BEATIFUL in my perspective, and she truly deserves MORE Positive attention and less abuse. We LOVE Megan Marie Griffin."

Oh Chris, You and your obsession with imaginary china...

[RinstarElite]

Even Meg's not that desperate.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Thanks dude :D

[Gelboy312]

god dammit this is funny :D

[Gelboy312]

lol! Have you changed it so games work on the memory card, "yeh" .... "tumbleweed" "THATS NICE" change scene :P

[Gelboy312]

Yay Your back :P ive missed the channel on sky :(

[cheeselovingtree]

Hey Larry, you're really taking one for the team on this one, good shit. Hoping for more juicy stuff soon.

I have a question, though. How come Chris couldn't see you strangling yourself and taking the piss? did he have you on small screen too, and was too much of a dumbfuck to look?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

He could see it on his TV full screen, you'll see he does a glance, but I was waiting for him to stop and ask what I was doing.

But he was far too concerned talking about LBP.