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  • mmmmm.... I wonder how long this pathetic argument is gonna last, it already has lasted 2 weeks. Keep going guys, if you want to see your names in the Guinness book of Records for the longest legit youtube argument. Anyway, just to say for the love of god please stop, you just cramping up comments that actually talk about the video instead of their personal life. If you want to continue this silly argument do it somewhere else where someones video isn't effected by your stupid points.

  • wtf is that con cam

  • I love Con's accent! :3 <3

  • @syntiria3 who doesnt?

  • u guys are fags..

  • @JohneyAmerica u jelly because of their fun times? cuz u mad son.

  • @Gimfigle496 so jelly u have no idea. ive been crying myself to sleep each night because of the massive amounts of 100% organic jealousy sauteed with rage and served with a lemon butter sauce that i have to deal with every day.

  • @JohneyAmerica someone must have shaved your mullet off or you have sand in your vagina. if you dont like the videos go shove it up your ass and watch something else

  • @Gimfigle496 ladies and gentleman, i present the tough guy. take notice on how he uses the internet to displace he rage caused by frontal lobe brain damage. maybe if mommy did try to abort you with smirnoff you wouldnt be in this position.

  • @JohneyAmerica i love how you get your imaginary friends to agree with whatever shit you throw at me. if anyone has lobe damage it's you for arguing with a Class A troll. either that or you're a landmine victim with the characteristics of a vegetable with a bad hairdo. and if your second father knew you would have such atrocious hair and a dual-sided schizophrenic personality, that being your only friend, he would have used a nice large dose drain-o mixed with WD-40 and vodka

  • @Gimfigle496 dual-sided schizophrenic? creativity at its finest. i keep forgetting how easy it is for people to make up words. but a Class A troll? way to announce to legit everyone on the internet your a virgin. but as a class a troll you would know that my picture is a troll in of itself. looks like your only a class b troll. still a lonely pathetic piece of shit tho. go the fuck back to 4chan.

  • @JohneyAmerica the fact you are stupid enough to think im a virgin when all you do is go around the internet calling things "gay". that sounds like a generic 4chan ho. and the fact you take the dual sided schizophrenia out of context shows the retard in you. most kids burn their hands on irons you must have lit clorox on fire in your trailer park's outhouse. you know you have been beat when you cant even find anything to PMS about except by taking words out of context and assuming

  • @Gimfigle496 yeah cause saying im schizo isnt assuming. and you seem to have some really specific chemical connections, someone clearly has previous experience. not to mention that was still in context. next time you try to argue on the internet, get your GED first. The world doesnt need anymore of your uneducated scum. virgin.

  • @JohneyAmerica and as a "class a troll" you should know that me calling it gay was indeed trolling. demoted to a class c troll now.

  • @JohneyAmerica the fact that i have enough college credits built up that i can take about 2 classes in each subject in college and graduate is something you'll never achieve in potato counting school. and the fact you keep coming back for more like a dumb bitch in denial that she's in a bad relationship is petty on your part. if you want to look cool, you should just stop replying to my comments and walk away with tail between your legs like the slag you are

  • @Gimfigle496 obviously not enough college credits to teach you that "dual sided" schizophrenia isn't a real condition. I keep forgetting tho! Psych 101 makes you a psychiatrist. Altho when u make up words like slag, your community "college education" shows really well. And look! Another assumption about the denial thing their too. Not only do you blow fucking camel dick at arguing, your a hypocrite. How about we go back to middle school and actually learn how to put swearwords together.

  • @JohneyAmerica dual-sided schizofrenia is when you not only hear a voice but converse with it, but you wouldnt know because your GED in potato counting, farming, and making moonshine doesnt teach you that. the more you try to make comebacks from being shit on, the more you are gonna get shit on. and if you had an education over that of a 7 year old you would know slag is the unwanted by-product of smelting iron ore. you just happened to be the slag from your parents' sex

  • @Gimfigle496 GED? Where'd you get that gem? Oh thats right, from one of my comments. Demote for repost, your now just a class d troll. still just as much of a virgin tho. but no, dual-sided schizophrenia doesn't exist. being able to converse just means you have additional symptoms, not another sub-disorder. great job at making up medical conditions tho.even my "7 year old" education was able to figure that one out. good to know you learned what slag is at your manual labor job at the factory.

  • @JohneyAmerica yes just because you said GED and then i said it means i reposted. you just want something to bitch about. through the course of me destroying you, it seems that you would learn that you're running out of material to bitch about. this is the third time you've refered to virginity third time you've refered to the schizofrenia. the fact that your head is that far up your inbred ass that you cant see that you've been beat. swallow your redneck hick pride and walk away.

  • @Gimfigle496 or the fact that i'm responding to your absolutely retarded fucking points?

  • @JohneyAmerica or you're butthurt because your troll of "u guys are gay" turned into you getting shit on. you brought it on yourself, so you take it like a bitch. i make a simple opionated comment and your pride sparks out of control. you started and i ended it. the more you respond the worse you look. ive made my point.

  • @Gimfigle496 u keep saying that ur "ending it" or that im "getting shit on" but really im not. my pride is sparking out of control? what the fuck are you talking about? your shit really doesn't make any sense. btw nice fucking video game music remix's. THAT will get you girls. your channel blows almost as much tranny cock as you.

  • @JohneyAmerica better channel than you will ever have. and i love how oyu remove your account pic after i insulted your stupid mullet. your redneck pride wont allow you to admit defeat or stop arguing. that or you're too fucking stupid to quit. i think it's both

  • @Gimfigle496 no i removed it because it wasn't even of me dumbcunt. but your right, redneck pride is RAMPANT here in chicago. why don't you vent your sexual frustration out somewhere else? no one wants to listen to you bitch because your last sexual experience was at boy scout camp.

  • @JohneyAmerica i love how it took you about a week or more to muster up enough stupidity and courage to take one last ditch effort to insult me. yet again you head for sexuality and expersiences as an attack. even though you know nothing about sexual experiences except maybe yours and your dad's/uncle's escapades when you were five. that would explain your authority disposition. you have something to prove, and to a random person expressing their opinion on the internet. smooth

  • @Gimfigle496 i love how you assume everyone is a faggot like you and does nothing but sit around on their computer all day. i also love your psych 101 terms. obviously your associates degree makes you a genius.but what i love the most is how completely ballistic you get over someone trolling you.your videos describe you perfectly. all of them are "awesome songs you didnt know about from" then a lame ass nintendo game. seriously how have u not killed yourself. do u not realize how pathetic u are?

  • @JohneyAmerica haven't you realized that you must be the homo her to assume that everyone else is a fag. and you cant deny that, you even said that in your very first comment. and id like to see some of the shit you put up on the backdrop shit your channel is. and i dont go ballistic. i try to put pompous asswads, like yourself, in their place (yours being an anal bead) you have no right to accuse or assume anything about anyone until you admit your flaws. get over yourself kid.

  • @Gimfigle496 well when u dont get any from girls im assuming you fuck dudes. but if i were to post any videos, they wouldnt be about "awesome songs from video games". you must think your really special finding those hmm? maybe you should get off your computer and go back to your menial manual labor job.

  • @JohneyAmerica im not a virgin, i may not get a ton, but im not a virgin. i think videos about good, overlooked music is better than your secret project to show everyone how to shove a jumbo boggle timer in your ass without lube. and even if i had a minimum wage job it'd be better than laying on my lazy ass on unemployment and money from my grandparents like you obviously do. if you didnt you wouldnt spend all your time trying to prove something to me.

  • @Gimfigle496 u know why u dont get any? cause no one wants to fuck the fat video game playing fuck on minimum wage. and no its not overlooked music. its shitty techno. but legit you're the most pathetic motherfucker ever

  • @JohneyAmerica and just so you knnow i just enjoyed a paid vacation at virginia beach for being employee of the month you pompous, good-for-nothing kid

  • @Gimfigle496 didnt know walmart gave out paid vacations.

  • @JohneyAmerica didnt know unemployment gave bad comebacks. try again

  • @Gimfigle496 maybe u didnt know that im in grad school and will come out to a guaranteed position making 115k out of college.

  • @JohneyAmerica the fact that i work at a chemical company and make a $175,000 salary a year (give or take a couple thousand) im set for life, while you actually have to go out and GET a job. you are unemployed, and with the way the economy is going, you wont have one

  • @Gimfigle496 "the fact that i have enough college credits built up that i can take about 2 classes in each subject in college and graduate"-Gimfaggot496

    your still in college, nice try at making up a salery. maybe next time u wont add an extra zero to your real, laborers salary. please spare me the bullshit about how ur in college and making that much money. just cause i created some cognitive dissonance doesnt mean i wanna hear u justify it. and yes, i'm sure careers in medicine have NO demand

  • @JohneyAmerica the other fact that i work an internship and have that ammount ready to be put in my deposit box after graduation. and will have that set salary afterwards. and yes there is a demand in the medicinal field. but they want people who are nice and know what they are doing instead of dribbling spit into someone's medicine and giving them mad cow disease from your deformed overbite. could've have been more clear but i didnt think it would make you think like a king. fag

  • @Gimfigle496 like i said, really don't care about shit you can make up about your life. id fantasize all day too if i worked for penny's on the dollar.

  • @JohneyAmerica you must fantasize a lot while reading nascar magazine in your bathtub in your front lawn. *clap clap clap* i can tell you have no life, job, or anyone who cares about your opinion if you just sit there to respond to me. if you really need this much attention you can check yourself in to your nearest mental hospital for needy bitches with vaginas full of sand. they might know why you cant swallow your pride or how to fix your disposition

  • @Gimfigle496 oh good one tough guy. btw, grown ups dont put large sums of money in safety deposit boxes. anyone would invest that. if ur gonna lie, at least think it through.

  • @Gimfigle496 i like your sass tho, cant wait to tell you to knock it off as you mop my office floors. better develop your "yes, sir", your gonna need it

  • @JohneyAmerica the only thing as a janitor i would have to do is vacuum the sand out of your vagina. ill call you up in about 6 months to see how unemployment feels and to explain my success. you just keep stooping lower and lower with every message you send. i cant believe that you haven't the intelligence to just stop at this point. but stupidity is stupidity. enjoy it while it doesnt matter

  • @Gimfigle496 cant wait to hear from you. good luck getting a job tho! u have all of mexico competing for your minimum wage cleaning job. me on the other hand have one of the worlds biggest healthcare markets available. i'm sure ill be unemployed...

  • @JohneyAmerica the biggest healthcare market that everyone in medicine wants in. you're more screwed than mexicans looking to mow lawns for $5 a pop. ive got my job set with previous family reputation and my credentials. im getting married one year after graduation and have a house in my inheretence completely paid off. i hope for the best for you but im afraid you have "Pharmacy Clerk" written all over you. enjoy your glory days while they are still here.

  • @Gimfigle496 except not really, to bad medical enrollment is still extremely low. good one tho. your ma and pa piece of shit small business will be run to the ground by your surely piss poor business skills. not to mention their shitbox fucking house wont be worth anything. so lets hear you ramble on about how both are actually really great. you can lie to everyone on youtube because you clearly are compensating for your shit life. no wonder why your fat fiance wont fuck you.

  • @JohneyAmerica im not gonna say anything in my life is perfect and the only one that cares about this conversation is you. the home is a good 3 bedroom 3 bathroom 2 story house with a spacey back yard. and the chemical plant is almost as big as the city itself. some my relatives worked their in previous generations, they didnt own it. and the reason enrollment is low in medicine is because they dont hire retards like you to put lives in danger

  • @Gimfigle496 is that why u keep responding? because u dont care? u must live in bumblefuck, nebraska then if ur daddies business is as big as the town. didn't know making moonshine in the backyard qualified as a chemical plant. and no the reason for the low enrollment is not enough interest in having to go to grad school. yet again, nice try. but yes. im sure my masters makes me a retard. you clearly are a fucking genius.

  • @JohneyAmerica a masters in arguing on the internet and having nothing better to do. i think ive told enough about myself. id like to know what cool shit you have going for you. (nothing) or what you think you have going for you (nothing). and im sorry, but a redneck has no right to assume someone else is a redneck, because i dont live in your trailer park, make moonshine in your bathtub in your front yard, and/or sell that moonshine as medicine like you do.

  • @Gimfigle496 wait thats funny u say that cause u legit assumed i was one. your a bigger hypocrite than judas

  • @JohneyAmerica oh man are you scared to tell me how shit your life is. and the bible is a pile of bullshit so your comparison is weak against me. and you have to be southern baptist trash to make those kinds of comparisons or analogy. stop stalling and get on with it. go ahead. gussy up your wonderous life.

  • @Gimfigle496 holy shit hes an atheist. this is fucking precious. i majored in microbiology and even i believe in god. but you enjoy running your mommy and daddys moonshine business into the ground while my full ride scholarship pays for my medical education as a pa. not to mention i have guaranteed positions so im basically set. like i said, nice redneck comment. theirs alot of us hicks in chicago

  • @JohneyAmerica and you cant really make fun of my name when yours is spelled wrong from your illiteracy. and the fact that this dissonance was caused from your homophobia whichs explains why you have to try to prove something to me when i could give shit about it. have fun getting rejected at any workplace or fired shortly afterwards. no one wants to hire an idiotic, scumbag, dickcheese hick with an underbite. and using those big boy words doesnt make you look smart, dumbass

  • 2:09 "two grown men do NOT need to be in the same outhouse!"

    "this is, this is forever, our special place" ;)

  • omfg! hard rain scared the the paper out of me the frist time i played it!!!! there is so meny wiches at the th elast part!

  • let him b let him b let him .... ahhh let him go

  • 4:23 i wunted 2 c him freek out

    

  • I really like the music in this campaign, it's atmospheric and goes with the theme.

    So sue me.

  • @Tenn1502

    agreed! It's also pretty damn funny; goes well with Kilplix and friends going about their shenanigans. XD

  • I can watch tis a thousand times I will still laugh

  • 6:52 always makes me laugh.

  • You guys need a web show where you play this game. I watch this whole 1-4 thing like, everyday.

  • everyones heaven of stuffed iteams.

    kilplix=a.k.a austin: stuffed zoey

    jonna=stuffed alligator

    con=stuffed molotov

    jed=zoey sex doll

    cody:plastic bb gun rifle

  • @IMWATCHINGYOU59 I think you mean "jed=stuffed gas can"

  • @MahDixiNormas ya but i think he would like both :3

  • 7:10 XD

    Con: "And, that is how you kill a witch with a sword."

    Jed: "I approve!"

  • Kilplix: Con get over here you're screwed!

    Con: Ah Knoooooooow~

  • Ahh, the good old days. The Cremator Con, The Dangerous Wind Angry Austin, The Friendly Joyful Jed, And Crystal Perfect Cody. =3

  • @cccaymol sigh yeah those were fun times

  • i hate hard rain five whitches came after me and i died inside the sugar mill

  • 5:13 Looks at Jeds health. Nothing happens.

    Then look at Cons. 2 DAMAGE. It backfired.. not by much, but it still backfired xD

  • your commentary ruined it

  • @snapper525 Shut up.Their commentary is funny sometimes.

  • @bj05262

    sorry :(

  • kilplix r u playing roblox???

  • @29janggo Yeah I think he is.It says kkilplix and vvlahka.

  • 3:12

    Oh YOU WANT SUM? COME GET SUM!

    Sum41.

  • I thought Ellis only screams noooooooooooooo when somebody kills Jimmy Gibbs Jr.

  • Lol I watched your funny moments vid so I recognise these comments.

  • plz dont let con or jed grab a moltov or gascan

  • The witch sounds exactly like some bitchy year 7 at my school.

  • coaches shirt is the colors of my old schools, the bulldogs :)

  • hey tu tambien ablas español?

  • @zercophittecko2 Si, mi habla espanol!

  • SON OF A BITCH

    HARD RAIN is the MOST WITCH OCCURRED In ENTIRE L4D GAME!!

    -.-

  • I think it'd be cool to see Austin, Jed, Cody and Tate all play Left 4 Dead. (I would have said Con instead of Cody but sadly Austin and Con aren't friends anymore.)

  • LOL! pause at 3:18 to see an arm still stuck to con's sword XD

  • Jed and Con make the cutest couple ever.

  • @Bossmanchan what?

  • the witch gets mad when you flash a light at her or hears you or feels you and she doesnt get mad at gun shots explosions fire and more things xD

  • 1:59 occupied! occupied Hehehehehehehehe

  • Jed =  PedoBear

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  • lmao

    Coach:Let's cut thru the garage sa- ungh

    *car alarm*

  • my mom wont get me this one because she thinks the first one is "gross" and this has more gore :/

  • every time i watch your videos i watch every parts even to resident evil...or call of duty, you make this games even interesting

  • At the beginning of the campaign, everyone gets the "Crass Menagerie" achievement.

    Which means that they played "The Parish" before "Hard Rain".

    You thought you could hide it Kilplix, but you couldn't hide it from ME! :P

  • 07:30 witch laid con xD

  • I used to be scared of that game. Now I realize the truth. I just like regular shooters better. :3

  • 2:00 GAYs!!

  • Your Left 4 Dead 2 movies are boring :( He should have played on Expert as usual

  • @TheMolly12342 if you don't like his L4D playthroughs, GTFO and go watch Criken's

    I like BOTH of them

  • Bathroom occupied

  • Next time I play this on versus me and my team are just gonna stay in the tree house the entire time

  • i want this game...

  • @TwelveWingedDevil then get it

  • @TheSackue34 i can't you gaming stores in my country aren't exactly what you'd call gamer friendly

  • con + anything flammable = HOLY SHIT RUN 4 UR LIFE!

  • 06:59 lmao

    "Oh, hello Miss Witchy-poo.... I wonder if attacking her is a good idea...."

  • Jed:Where's all the lights.

    (oxygen tank blows up)

    Jed:Duuuurrrr

    Con:Hahahahahahah

    Jed:You, Sir, just about copped me at my own front door.

    Rofl Con and Jed are funny.

  • i get the feeling con would love the chainsaw massacre mutation

  • DAMN BABY THERE BE LIKE 3 WITCHES OVER THERE.

  • @pvtsoap262 It's okay those five chargers in a row made me realize how fucked we are.

  • @IKILLYOU975 hey look here come's another one.

  • @pvtsoap262 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Mooro09 Thank God this is almost over.

  • @pvtsoap262 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • @pvtsoap262 look! there is one more comin'

  • @Absolutezero911 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUU

  • omg ..the witch is the only reason that makes me hate this game and never buy it D:

  • @llOrochill wimp

  • @RichE200 yeh that's kinda lame but true

  • @llOrochill i was 8 when i started playing never scared

  • @llOrochill Wuss, wimp, pussy.

  • @Stickman470 ehh...thx i am a scardy cat >:c

  • @llOrochill Wow really? thats gotta be a joke a person I know who is 11 plays this game and hes not scared =P

    Ah well thats your opinion

  • "guys get over here they can't get up here" x 5 seconds later x OOOOUUUU SUCCK!

  • Who in here watches these vids for Con's voice?

  • 6:51 R2D2 XD

  • 3:20 Jed: "Any Children?" OMFG I was rolling with them.

  • LOL!!! what did Jed do to have an achievement? run from con and the outhouse ahhaha! 2:25

  • LOL!!! what did Jed do to have an achievement? run from con and the outhouse ahhaha!

  • Look ,look at 01:26 the zombies is showing his ass to Austin!:D:D:D:D

  • con and jed have some problems to work out :3

  • CON playin is a bad idea in the first place...ahhh who am i kiddin you know we luv ya

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  • 5:31 kilplix actually turned down a magmum....omg?

  • Magnum = Best L4D series weapon ever... ITS JUST SO AWESOME! BLAAH!

  • *Con after almost dying due to trying to kill a witch* "And that is how you kill a witch with a sword."

  • OCCUPIED OCCUPIED!!!

  • Austin- WHo shot ME?

    Con- THaT WouLD be mE.

  • 9:38 Haha, Karma Charger is always watching ;)

  • 06:52 WHOOooooo!

  • Many Of Thousands Of Zombies Were Killed In This Video.

  • You should try this in Realism! You guys wouldn't see anything when your team is in chapters 3 to 5 when it storms!

  • You should try this in Realism! You wouldn't see anything when your team is in chapter 3!

  • tontos son los qe votaron negativo

  • wats ping after 5 yrs of fps and zombie games i still dont understand wats ping?

    

  • @Thickpaper1 Is how well your computer is running at the time in L4D & L4D2 closer to 5 the better

  • 3:25 playground The zombie is lonely playing. LOL

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH occupied XD Hes in the toilet?

  • Hmm, Your always Rochelle? Nice ;)

  • watch his Q n A vid and u will find out

  • I have a question about kilplix: why is he always the girlz in his videos?

  • @kingdong4201 tired of them going flatline

  • The only reason the witches are crying is because all the malls are closed

  • 3:18 Jed: Any children?

    3:22 Vlahka: You would say that! HAHAHA

    lol

  • Austin (Kilplix), Con (Vlahka), Jed (JedediahJ), and Cody (Sariix) make the FUNNIEST TEAM EVER! The second their apart, Bieber seduces another person with his Bieber Fever, CAUSING THE EVENTS IN L4D AND L4D2!

  • @SwordReaper1 I think Lantz as way more fun then cody tbh, but thats me :D

  • do you guys have a swamp fever playthrough?

  • lol listen to him 6:53 when the taank throws a rock at the door

  • everybody breaks up with the witch thats why she crys all the time

  • "Jed...good job buddy" - 8:20

    Having seen Kilplix N Friends on other campaigns it just feels it's to be expected and it's hilarious xD.

  • all guys are funny

  • con + samurai sword......BAAAAAAD idea....con + anything.....still a BAAAAAAD idea.......