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  • Everyone who says bear rocks is one stupid SOB. Please stay in your homes and dont even attempt to copy anything this man does. He makes a complete mockery of the outdoor's by appearing like he knows everything when in fact he's the most incompetent guide I've ever seen. If aliens came down from space, I'd volunteer this man so they would never come back. If I had a choice over this man and my gran when the world ends, I'd choose my gran. I hate Bear Grylls. Now Fuck off.

  • @TheSnowyDrake dude, I have done what he has done. its not even hard.

    drinking your own piss, i mean.

  • @TheSnowyDrake its made for entertainment. Survival show wouldnt be much fun if you followed real advice. Stay still and wait for rescue ZzzZZzzZzz its a "what if you really needed to do this.." scenario. Besides i like watching him eat creepy stuff :D

  • im scared of just looking at such a scorpion or such a giant spider

    he sits there, singing song with them ... respect

  • What episode was it

  • bear you rock

  • Bear Grylls the next Steve Irwin? Watch out, those critter will get you in the end!

  • Bear Grylls has MASSIVE balls.

  • @masteradnin Massive balls or small brain :)

  • He slaps the scorpion with his finger in the end... THAT JUST HOW HE ROLL!

  • He is playing with them like if they were toys. Lol

  • wtf

  • 愛愛愛愛愛!!!LOVEU LOVE DISCOVERY!!!

  • lol wen bear was touching the spider i just new the spider was going GET THE F AWAY FROM ME U FANNY

  • OMFG! wtf he jus makes mother natures creatures into his pets! i wish i was him! l0l

  • I might not have heard it, but I just know that scorpion was singing along. Not the spider though, spiders don't sing.

  • there is really only one man who can hold a mortal bug while singing slowly

  • oh my goddd...hes crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzy 

  • i knew that bear was fake!!!!!!!!!(!not about the eating)

  • @hotshot32ful it was just for the ad...

  • eating tarantula its painful Better drink my pee

  • Bear should have said "I love drinking my own piss"

  • he's been out in the jungle for to long ... gone coucou

  • Aaaawwwhh ^_^

  • lol that spider is worth hundreds and hundreds of dollars...the scorpion? probably like forty bucks

  • See outatke video. Expect a video where he actually gets afraid of something, or a video where he doesn't eat something, etc.

    Turns out it's a video of him playing with arthropods larger than his hand.

  • EAT THE SPIDER

  • I love to drink my piss!

    Boom-de-yah-dah!

    Boom-de-yah-dah!

    Boom-de-yah-dah!

    Boom-de-yah-dah!

  • @Albierio21 That episode sucked :( ugggghhh

  • We can only learn how to eat shit from this IDIOT ! 

  • Thats so wierd

  • Of course, the spider and scorpion were quietly eaten in his trailer shortly after filming for this commercial was complete.

  • @havlorech i heared they never completed this comercial because he couldnt wait eating them longer^^

  • @TheMrAmfortas watch?v=NqV3clvlC4Q&feature=pl­ayer_embedded

  • Your both wrong! He is Christian :) he does

    Alpha!! YouTube it bitches hahah

  • @ryanu11~ when i say "Jew" im refering to race, not religion.

  • Only Bear Grylls could play with a scorpion and a giant fucking spider and make it look fun and safe. Could you imagine him doing a kids' show?

    "Today boys and girls, I'll teach you how to trap a flies buzzing around your living-rooms and how to eat them! Now to make your trap, you'll need these ordinary, household objects...Here's a list...and I'll give you a few minutes to go and get them!...All ready? Okay, now let's make that flytrap...You star with the honey..."

  • Bear Grylls is my favourite Jew.

  • @marek0086

    he is chatolic

  • @marek0086 I also tought he was jewish :)

  • @scepticpatriot~ He is, and so is Jamie Oliver.

  • @marek0086 it's incredible how distinctive they are from other people

  • @scepticpatriot~haha.... not ALL are that easy to spot.

  • I LOVE SPIDERS...WITH KETCHUP

  • "I love tornadoes!

    I love to drink my piss!

    .."

  • he still has a wife?

  • TOO MUCH PISS!

  • I jumped at the beep 0:10

  • I would be scared shit if this thing was even a meter near me. But this guy just puts it on his face like it's nothing LOL...what a beast!

  • The lyrics should be changed to:

    ''I love drinking piss''

  • Bear Gryll's idea of playing with the food!

  • WTF!!!

  • Scorpion: Kill me

    Bear Grylls: Later...

  • @Redemptioner123 from tf2? lol

  • @Redemptioner123 tf2 referance

    

  • this dude is reaching Noriss's Dom man

  • Scorpion screams: " ARGGGHHH! The out of tune singing !!! it's killing me!!! Eat me already...eat MEEEEEE!!!"

  • damn he reminds me of cristian bale ....

  • It's on YOUR FACE GODDAMIT!!!!!

  • *Puts venomous scorpion on face*

    *Takes it off after take*

    "Oh we need another take?"

    *Puts venomous scorpion back on face*

    He didn't drink his own piss though :/

  • There's a poopface in your comment sallad.

  • the spider is just thinking: " I KNOW YOU FUCKING LOVE MY KIND NOW PUT ME DOWN YOU GIANT FUCK!"

  • i thought he was gonna eat it :P

  • Bear Grylls. Has your mother ever told you never to play with your food?

  • The scorpion is like you mad bro?

  • 0:39

    Finger PUNCH!!!

  • you gonna eat that bear?

  • lol.. scorpion king for real

  • high on piss!?

  • I would have sing the old classic:

    YUMMY YUMMY, I GOT FOOD IN MY TUMMY!! <3 :D

  • EAT IT.

  • D: He just smacked that scorpion!

  • Bear Grylls moto is "Sanaty is for the weak" and he proves that just fine :D

    no offense intended.

    Agree with me please :D

  • yet another staged survival show.

  • @lilawesomejason4 lets see you do that staged or not. that was for a commercial dumbshit. his toenails have probably lived more than we ever will our entire life so go fuck your self losser

  • @hatheyrealldead jesus calm down.

  • i watch this show and pretend like he is my father teaching me things...never knew my dad i look up to bear so much

  • @SYRUPnSPRITE Good idea. The good thing is that you dont know if your father was good or bad.

  • EAT IT !!!! :D

  • oh how i wish i was that scorpion....

  • Holy shit I would never put a scorpion on my face! whatta boss!!!

  • Bear is amazing!

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  • love that promo

  • I love this.The world is just awesome.Discovery channel.

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  • the spiders thinking "what the fuu.... is... is he serenading me? I think he is....hes serenading me! Well you never know wha.." (Bear) "OMNOMNOMNOM"

  • @Th3RussBus xD

  • He's like a sensible version of steve-o

  • the forsaking rapper must seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeee

  • "ok enough singing...better drink my own piss"

  • @TheSaberdeath Making that retarded, over used joke make you officially a faggot, congrats lmao FAGGOT.

  • omg this guy is on crack

  • Yep. Piss off a scorpion then put it on your face. THIS is how you survive in the wild.

  • hey is crazy

  • @KillerMonkey4000 stupid son of a bitch! look closer you dimwit!

  • i bet if bear was shot he would say "i dont have time to bleed BUT i do have some time to drink my piss"

  • @14Brand0 That does not make any sense.

  • I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy!  /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

  • lol awesone

  • @KillerMonkey4000 The spider moved at about 0:20.

  • @KillerMonkey4000 : Are u an idiot or blind or something?

  • @KillerMonkey4000 are you actually stupid?

  • He's so adorable !!

  • @KillerMonkey4000

    r u blind ? 0:19

  • @KillerMonkey4000 actually they are a little bit if you look close, hate to break it to ya

  • or he killed it

  • diara bum diara bum.. ohh shit.. my nose was stung.. now i will need piss in my face..

  • now he's going to eat it!

  • So casual. Hahaha

  • Lol this man is beast.

  • he's on crack

  • Bear Gylls found some Marijuana leaves in that episode.

  • hahaha

  • @flooer669 really?

  • He does that when he drink his own piss

  • heis super high i woudent put a scorpin in my face were my is at he crazy

  • @MrFlip1997 Fuck that man, ur much less likely to do that when ur high

  • aww just let him eat his creautures in peace :D

  • He is definitly high :D

  • bear grylls is awesome :P

  • just played with a spider and a skorpion.. better drink my own piss...

  • not bad *-*

  • whats boom de ya da?

  • spiders and scorpions crawling on me....better drink my own piss..

  • There is a very thin line dividing courage from insanity. 

  • @Thedoctor19000 what a classic comment mate; LOL as they say..Good man.

  • @Thedoctor19000 you know.. that really is true.. :/

  • @Thedoctor19000

    You mean stupidity, right? 'Cause Bear Grylls has mounds of that.

  • @Thedoctor19000 He crossed it when he got blinded by a hornet sting and decided to fight a snake.

  • @Thedoctor19000

    But it's "positive insanity" if you kinow what I mean :)

  • give him bravery award

  • I sthis guy  stupid, or just has too much balls? O_o

  • @elusuario989 Or does he like making money? o_O

  • @8yume Read my question, again..

    Also, I want to make money too, but what he does, is out of my reach.. DX

  • @elusuario989 I guess reading my comment a certain way would make it sound rude, but it wasn't. i just added another question to it. :D Yeah, it's out of a LOT of people's reaches. :)

  • @8yume Or does he like maing money? O_o

    See what I did there? I copied you.. jajajaja.. :I

  • @elusuario989 I never wrote 'maing' money. So, lol no. You did not copy me. :)

  • @8yume Damn it, I missed the k..

    You dick.. :I

  • he puts the Man in man vs. wild.....but im pretty sure everybody knew that already...

  • Ok he is well high ! lol xD what a legend

  • seriously the piss thing is soooo old freaking annoying go out and think of a new joke............

  • I sat bear grylls is way better than survavor man but thaey both guve useful information

  • @minecraftWHAAA Yeah Bear is good, but his methods are solely entertainment to me because he does such crazy stuff. on the other hand, Les Stroud/"Survivorman" gives a real world situation that would apply to most weekend warriors who get in over their head. plus he also totes his own camera gear everywhere. think about how tough that would be.

  • scorpion gettin feisty. must drink own piss

  • i really like how he is completely calm and at 0:37 just going like 'no no bad scorpion stop that'

  • 0:40 BITCH SLAP

  • i would have a huge crush on him if he wouldn't eat lots of nasty stuff LMAO

    but still , this dude is fucking AWESOME

  • I'd would scream like a bitch..

  • balls....of...STEEL

  • I love arachnids.. They taste great!

  • @raggerXX no, they dont

  • @MrSyluz You dont say? XD

  • I thought he would take a munch out of that spider and say 'Taste great!'

    

  • waiter: hello mr. grylls how do you like your steak?

    bear:you cook your steaks?

  • so when is he going to eat them already?!

  • my girlfriends a wimp =(

  • Is there even one video with Bear Grylls without a comment about drinking piss ? :D He is awesome tho .

  • he was drunk on his piss

  • i just saw Bear Grylls sing. i better drink my own piss.

  • @way2good4u100 haha..that was a good one

  • @pogo1366 thank you. i dont have any hate on bear grylls for drinking his own piss. i admit i would do it too in a survival situation.

  • @way2good4u100 yea..i;m a fan of bear grylls too..but your joke was a really good one..

  • @pogo1366 thanks

  • a hippopotamus stole my motorcycle....i'd Better drink my own piss!

  • BEAR GRYLLS hasnt your Mother Ever told you Not to play with you Food.!?

  • @Torreskid971 she also told him not to drink piss either but he still does it

  • @x4mpl3 HAHAHA IKR..

  • @Torreskid971 fuck playing with he was holding a god damn tarantula

  • @Torreskid971 (Bear grills mom) stop playing with ur food, now eat ur spider, drink ur pee, and make sure to wet the bed

  • so man vs wild is FAKE?! D:

  • @CHIVASDLOVE no hes not fake everything you see is real on man vs wild him eating sheep heart that was done on camera him drinking his piss was done on camera him jumping out of a perfecltly good airplain is real don't ever ever say hes fake hes a hero he evan climed mount everest he gave him self an enama for peat sake just to show us how to survive in the wild LONG LIVE BEAR GRYLLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHA! who watched this twice thumbs up!

  • @C0C0KOKO i watched it twice be cause the volume isnt good on this

  • wow i cannot believe that scorpian doesnt even sting bear -.-

  • 0:15 he has the mad man's look!

  • I want to see the day that he'll need to eat an other human to survive.