Everyone who says bear rocks is one stupid SOB. Please stay in your homes and dont even attempt to copy anything this man does. He makes a complete mockery of the outdoor's by appearing like he knows everything when in fact he's the most incompetent guide I've ever seen. If aliens came down from space, I'd volunteer this man so they would never come back. If I had a choice over this man and my gran when the world ends, I'd choose my gran. I hate Bear Grylls. Now Fuck off.
@TheSnowyDrake its made for entertainment. Survival show wouldnt be much fun if you followed real advice. Stay still and wait for rescue ZzzZZzzZzz its a "what if you really needed to do this.." scenario. Besides i like watching him eat creepy stuff :D
Only Bear Grylls could play with a scorpion and a giant fucking spider and make it look fun and safe. Could you imagine him doing a kids' show?
"Today boys and girls, I'll teach you how to trap a flies buzzing around your living-rooms and how to eat them! Now to make your trap, you'll need these ordinary, household objects...Here's a list...and I'll give you a few minutes to go and get them!...All ready? Okay, now let's make that flytrap...You star with the honey..."
@lilawesomejason4 lets see you do that staged or not. that was for a commercial dumbshit. his toenails have probably lived more than we ever will our entire life so go fuck your self losser
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@elusuario989 I guess reading my comment a certain way would make it sound rude, but it wasn't. i just added another question to it. :D Yeah, it's out of a LOT of people's reaches. :)
@minecraftWHAAA Yeah Bear is good, but his methods are solely entertainment to me because he does such crazy stuff. on the other hand, Les Stroud/"Survivorman" gives a real world situation that would apply to most weekend warriors who get in over their head. plus he also totes his own camera gear everywhere. think about how tough that would be.
@CHIVASDLOVE no hes not fake everything you see is real on man vs wild him eating sheep heart that was done on camera him drinking his piss was done on camera him jumping out of a perfecltly good airplain is real don't ever ever say hes fake hes a hero he evan climed mount everest he gave him self an enama for peat sake just to show us how to survive in the wild LONG LIVE BEAR GRYLLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone who says bear rocks is one stupid SOB. Please stay in your homes and dont even attempt to copy anything this man does. He makes a complete mockery of the outdoor's by appearing like he knows everything when in fact he's the most incompetent guide I've ever seen. If aliens came down from space, I'd volunteer this man so they would never come back. If I had a choice over this man and my gran when the world ends, I'd choose my gran. I hate Bear Grylls. Now Fuck off.
TheSnowyDrake 1 month ago
@TheSnowyDrake dude, I have done what he has done. its not even hard.
drinking your own piss, i mean.
freppoman 1 month ago
@TheSnowyDrake its made for entertainment. Survival show wouldnt be much fun if you followed real advice. Stay still and wait for rescue ZzzZZzzZzz its a "what if you really needed to do this.." scenario. Besides i like watching him eat creepy stuff :D
skeptic9876 1 month ago
im scared of just looking at such a scorpion or such a giant spider
he sits there, singing song with them ... respect
richi200895 1 month ago
What episode was it
kristelcardenas 1 month ago
bear you rock
gulsah122 1 month ago
Bear Grylls the next Steve Irwin? Watch out, those critter will get you in the end!
sang3Eta 1 month ago
Bear Grylls has MASSIVE balls.
masteradnin 1 month ago
@masteradnin Massive balls or small brain :)
TyphonLeTitan 1 month ago
He slaps the scorpion with his finger in the end... THAT JUST HOW HE ROLL!
Dahlgryn 1 month ago
He is playing with them like if they were toys. Lol
XxRoCkMaFiAxX7 1 month ago
wtf
Piddmiester 1 month ago
愛愛愛愛愛!!!LOVEU LOVE DISCOVERY!!!
MrYeleyele 1 month ago
lol wen bear was touching the spider i just new the spider was going GET THE F AWAY FROM ME U FANNY
Bogodon 1 month ago
OMFG! wtf he jus makes mother natures creatures into his pets! i wish i was him! l0l
MegaCavalier23 1 month ago
I might not have heard it, but I just know that scorpion was singing along. Not the spider though, spiders don't sing.
howlingarmadillo 1 month ago 7
there is really only one man who can hold a mortal bug while singing slowly
marcantoinelab12321 2 months ago
oh my goddd...hes crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
TristanNinjaBoy121 2 months ago
i knew that bear was fake!!!!!!!!!(!not about the eating)
hotshot32ful 2 months ago
@hotshot32ful it was just for the ad...
alexanderla101 2 months ago
eating tarantula its painful Better drink my pee
BlackmambA032 2 months ago
Bear should have said "I love drinking my own piss"
NinjamanJ57 2 months ago
he's been out in the jungle for to long ... gone coucou
mackie947 2 months ago
Aaaawwwhh ^_^
imiaddictive 2 months ago
lol that spider is worth hundreds and hundreds of dollars...the scorpion? probably like forty bucks
sebeed 2 months ago
See outatke video. Expect a video where he actually gets afraid of something, or a video where he doesn't eat something, etc.
Turns out it's a video of him playing with arthropods larger than his hand.
GregTom2 2 months ago 3
EAT THE SPIDER
klokloppe 2 months ago 6
I love to drink my piss!
Boom-de-yah-dah!
Boom-de-yah-dah!
Boom-de-yah-dah!
Boom-de-yah-dah!
Albierio21 2 months ago 70
@Albierio21 That episode sucked :( ugggghhh
ayoshutduff 1 month ago
We can only learn how to eat shit from this IDIOT !
eXecuteD3101 2 months ago
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dont let him open a restaurant
ProfieHater 2 months ago
Thats so wierd
KatieMcCreery 2 months ago
Of course, the spider and scorpion were quietly eaten in his trailer shortly after filming for this commercial was complete.
havlorech 2 months ago
@havlorech i heared they never completed this comercial because he couldnt wait eating them longer^^
TheMrAmfortas 2 months ago
@TheMrAmfortas watch?v=NqV3clvlC4Q&feature=player_embedded
TheMineBen 2 months ago
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why is he singing? lol
horneddragon 2 months ago
Your both wrong! He is Christian :) he does
Alpha!! YouTube it bitches hahah
ryanu11 2 months ago
@ryanu11~ when i say "Jew" im refering to race, not religion.
marek0086 2 months ago
Only Bear Grylls could play with a scorpion and a giant fucking spider and make it look fun and safe. Could you imagine him doing a kids' show?
"Today boys and girls, I'll teach you how to trap a flies buzzing around your living-rooms and how to eat them! Now to make your trap, you'll need these ordinary, household objects...Here's a list...and I'll give you a few minutes to go and get them!...All ready? Okay, now let's make that flytrap...You star with the honey..."
Shangas 3 months ago 7
Bear Grylls is my favourite Jew.
marek0086 3 months ago
@marek0086
he is chatolic
Thaklla67 3 months ago
@marek0086 I also tought he was jewish :)
scepticpatriot 2 months ago
@scepticpatriot~ He is, and so is Jamie Oliver.
marek0086 2 months ago
@marek0086 it's incredible how distinctive they are from other people
scepticpatriot 2 months ago
@scepticpatriot~haha.... not ALL are that easy to spot.
marek0086 2 months ago
I LOVE SPIDERS...WITH KETCHUP
raulmarcosviana 3 months ago 3
"I love tornadoes!
I love to drink my piss!
.."
du6167 3 months ago 6
he still has a wife?
fedemerda1 3 months ago
TOO MUCH PISS!
makemoney140 3 months ago
I jumped at the beep 0:10
cigerweed 3 months ago
I would be scared shit if this thing was even a meter near me. But this guy just puts it on his face like it's nothing LOL...what a beast!
ShinnSin 3 months ago 3
The lyrics should be changed to:
''I love drinking piss''
OsHtper 3 months ago 2
Bear Gryll's idea of playing with the food!
kjaks 3 months ago
WTF!!!
T4EVER1000 3 months ago
Scorpion: Kill me
Bear Grylls: Later...
Redemptioner123 3 months ago 241
@Redemptioner123 from tf2? lol
darrkitx11 3 months ago
@Redemptioner123 tf2 referance
mewesley13 3 months ago
this dude is reaching Noriss's Dom man
Niragan 3 months ago
Scorpion screams: " ARGGGHHH! The out of tune singing !!! it's killing me!!! Eat me already...eat MEEEEEE!!!"
djmocok 3 months ago
damn he reminds me of cristian bale ....
reedeema 3 months ago
It's on YOUR FACE GODDAMIT!!!!!
RiMa345 3 months ago
*Puts venomous scorpion on face*
*Takes it off after take*
"Oh we need another take?"
*Puts venomous scorpion back on face*
He didn't drink his own piss though :/
STOOPIDTIME 3 months ago
There's a poopface in your comment sallad.
derallter 3 months ago
the spider is just thinking: " I KNOW YOU FUCKING LOVE MY KIND NOW PUT ME DOWN YOU GIANT FUCK!"
stix365 3 months ago
i thought he was gonna eat it :P
djlolvids 4 months ago
Bear Grylls. Has your mother ever told you never to play with your food?
bimbaliukas1 4 months ago
The scorpion is like you mad bro?
Pandemic16 4 months ago
0:39
Finger PUNCH!!!
Toddy5800 4 months ago
you gonna eat that bear?
qazokmanwer 4 months ago
lol.. scorpion king for real
KiriouSs 4 months ago
high on piss!?
hoihoiafwasmiddl 4 months ago
I would have sing the old classic:
YUMMY YUMMY, I GOT FOOD IN MY TUMMY!! <3 :D
thehalfblodprincess 4 months ago
EAT IT.
ZubairProductions 4 months ago
D: He just smacked that scorpion!
TheHanaKatsumi 4 months ago
Bear Grylls moto is "Sanaty is for the weak" and he proves that just fine :D
no offense intended.
Agree with me please :D
MyNinoslav 4 months ago 5
yet another staged survival show.
lilawesomejason4 4 months ago
@lilawesomejason4 lets see you do that staged or not. that was for a commercial dumbshit. his toenails have probably lived more than we ever will our entire life so go fuck your self losser
hatheyrealldead 4 months ago
@hatheyrealldead jesus calm down.
lilawesomejason4 4 months ago
i watch this show and pretend like he is my father teaching me things...never knew my dad i look up to bear so much
SYRUPnSPRITE 4 months ago
@SYRUPnSPRITE Good idea. The good thing is that you dont know if your father was good or bad.
globe255 4 months ago
EAT IT !!!! :D
TheSkateweasel 4 months ago
oh how i wish i was that scorpion....
FerretFighterX 4 months ago
Holy shit I would never put a scorpion on my face! whatta boss!!!
supersayianbabe95 4 months ago
Bear is amazing!
MrZ0mbiE3000 4 months ago
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jasontseshinglee 4 months ago
love that promo
Robomonkey5000 4 months ago
I love this.The world is just awesome.Discovery channel.
llm994 4 months ago
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TheClark501 4 months ago
the spiders thinking "what the fuu.... is... is he serenading me? I think he is....hes serenading me! Well you never know wha.." (Bear) "OMNOMNOMNOM"
Th3RussBus 4 months ago 21
@Th3RussBus xD
mclovin5411 4 months ago
He's like a sensible version of steve-o
188riche 4 months ago 172
the forsaking rapper must seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
risma211 4 months ago
"ok enough singing...better drink my own piss"
TheSaberdeath 4 months ago
@TheSaberdeath Making that retarded, over used joke make you officially a faggot, congrats lmao FAGGOT.
mattxiongmusic 4 months ago
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TheLockerzAddict 4 months ago
omg this guy is on crack
gmota18 5 months ago
Yep. Piss off a scorpion then put it on your face. THIS is how you survive in the wild.
tSp289 5 months ago 3
hey is crazy
555lizard 5 months ago
@KillerMonkey4000 stupid son of a bitch! look closer you dimwit!
19chOcOLOve75 5 months ago
i bet if bear was shot he would say "i dont have time to bleed BUT i do have some time to drink my piss"
14Brand0 5 months ago 4
@14Brand0 That does not make any sense.
TheFreshEC 5 months ago
I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy! /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4
IWantKhat 5 months ago
lol awesone
darkislandfilms 5 months ago
@KillerMonkey4000 The spider moved at about 0:20.
mikeycute00 5 months ago
@KillerMonkey4000 : Are u an idiot or blind or something?
YukitaLawliet 5 months ago
@KillerMonkey4000 are you actually stupid?
touzaniatw 5 months ago
He's so adorable !!
miho9000 5 months ago
@KillerMonkey4000
r u blind ? 0:19
DorxII 5 months ago
@KillerMonkey4000 actually they are a little bit if you look close, hate to break it to ya
WiStormChaser85 5 months ago
or he killed it
peezdude 5 months ago
diara bum diara bum.. ohh shit.. my nose was stung.. now i will need piss in my face..
R4F4onhonhon 5 months ago
now he's going to eat it!
Yaoi47Queen 5 months ago
So casual. Hahaha
merlin207 6 months ago
Lol this man is beast.
SenitelKJ 6 months ago
he's on crack
tharangafo 6 months ago
Bear Gylls found some Marijuana leaves in that episode.
flooer669 6 months ago 4
hahaha
wolfwolf220 6 months ago
@flooer669 really?
MultiNongnut 6 months ago
He does that when he drink his own piss
Dannnneh 6 months ago
heis super high i woudent put a scorpin in my face were my is at he crazy
MrFlip1997 6 months ago
@MrFlip1997 Fuck that man, ur much less likely to do that when ur high
taylor2144 6 months ago
aww just let him eat his creautures in peace :D
TheHamzadgw 6 months ago
He is definitly high :D
Wintersun93 6 months ago
bear grylls is awesome :P
MrDJ2105 6 months ago
just played with a spider and a skorpion.. better drink my own piss...
Mrbungles1 6 months ago
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ChrisTheSpiritOfGods 6 months ago
not bad *-*
leandrowrm 6 months ago
whats boom de ya da?
KoeniggseggCCX 6 months ago
spiders and scorpions crawling on me....better drink my own piss..
alex50668 6 months ago 5
There is a very thin line dividing courage from insanity.
Thedoctor19000 6 months ago 295
@Thedoctor19000 what a classic comment mate; LOL as they say..Good man.
JeffersonMonkey 6 months ago
@Thedoctor19000 you know.. that really is true.. :/
joshuatube511 6 months ago
@Thedoctor19000
You mean stupidity, right? 'Cause Bear Grylls has mounds of that.
voodoochilli42 6 months ago
@Thedoctor19000 He crossed it when he got blinded by a hornet sting and decided to fight a snake.
Ektherion00 4 months ago
@Thedoctor19000
But it's "positive insanity" if you kinow what I mean :)
GutenTag231 3 months ago
give him bravery award
khandait1 6 months ago
I sthis guy stupid, or just has too much balls? O_o
elusuario989 6 months ago
@elusuario989 Or does he like making money? o_O
8yume 6 months ago
@8yume Read my question, again..
Also, I want to make money too, but what he does, is out of my reach.. DX
elusuario989 6 months ago
@elusuario989 I guess reading my comment a certain way would make it sound rude, but it wasn't. i just added another question to it. :D Yeah, it's out of a LOT of people's reaches. :)
8yume 6 months ago
@8yume Or does he like maing money? O_o
See what I did there? I copied you.. jajajaja.. :I
elusuario989 6 months ago
@elusuario989 I never wrote 'maing' money. So, lol no. You did not copy me. :)
8yume 6 months ago
@8yume Damn it, I missed the k..
You dick.. :I
elusuario989 6 months ago
he puts the Man in man vs. wild.....but im pretty sure everybody knew that already...
BoxNinjaProductions 6 months ago
Ok he is well high ! lol xD what a legend
GRIMvClan 6 months ago
seriously the piss thing is soooo old freaking annoying go out and think of a new joke............
soazian 6 months ago
I sat bear grylls is way better than survavor man but thaey both guve useful information
minecraftWHAAA 6 months ago
@minecraftWHAAA Yeah Bear is good, but his methods are solely entertainment to me because he does such crazy stuff. on the other hand, Les Stroud/"Survivorman" gives a real world situation that would apply to most weekend warriors who get in over their head. plus he also totes his own camera gear everywhere. think about how tough that would be.
jmikes1derboy 6 months ago
scorpion gettin feisty. must drink own piss
benboyabc 6 months ago
i really like how he is completely calm and at 0:37 just going like 'no no bad scorpion stop that'
youngupsessor13 6 months ago
0:40 BITCH SLAP
ILoveMyAsianEyesFTW 6 months ago
i would have a huge crush on him if he wouldn't eat lots of nasty stuff LMAO
but still , this dude is fucking AWESOME
ILoveMyAsianEyesFTW 6 months ago
I'd would scream like a bitch..
SimBe0web 6 months ago
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how many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears
LukeOgleLOL 6 months ago
balls....of...STEEL
ILoveMyAsianEyesFTW 6 months ago
I love arachnids.. They taste great!
raggerXX 7 months ago
@raggerXX no, they dont
MrSyluz 6 months ago
@MrSyluz You dont say? XD
raggerXX 6 months ago
I thought he would take a munch out of that spider and say 'Taste great!'
lahmian 7 months ago
waiter: hello mr. grylls how do you like your steak?
bear:you cook your steaks?
Darkassasin20 7 months ago 3
so when is he going to eat them already?!
devilmaycryhard 7 months ago
my girlfriends a wimp =(
7Trisanaty7 7 months ago
Is there even one video with Bear Grylls without a comment about drinking piss ? :D He is awesome tho .
XekTOr89 7 months ago 5
he was drunk on his piss
spongyjakester 7 months ago
i just saw Bear Grylls sing. i better drink my own piss.
way2good4u100 7 months ago 6
@way2good4u100 haha..that was a good one
pogo1366 7 months ago
@pogo1366 thank you. i dont have any hate on bear grylls for drinking his own piss. i admit i would do it too in a survival situation.
way2good4u100 7 months ago
@way2good4u100 yea..i;m a fan of bear grylls too..but your joke was a really good one..
pogo1366 7 months ago
@pogo1366 thanks
way2good4u100 7 months ago
a hippopotamus stole my motorcycle....i'd Better drink my own piss!
strikingjoe01 7 months ago
BEAR GRYLLS hasnt your Mother Ever told you Not to play with you Food.!?
Torreskid971 7 months ago 246
@Torreskid971 she also told him not to drink piss either but he still does it
x4mpl3 6 months ago
@x4mpl3 HAHAHA IKR..
Torreskid971 6 months ago
@Torreskid971 fuck playing with he was holding a god damn tarantula
pducree 5 months ago
@Torreskid971 (Bear grills mom) stop playing with ur food, now eat ur spider, drink ur pee, and make sure to wet the bed
UnicornCop4567 5 months ago
so man vs wild is FAKE?! D:
CHIVASDLOVE 7 months ago
@CHIVASDLOVE no hes not fake everything you see is real on man vs wild him eating sheep heart that was done on camera him drinking his piss was done on camera him jumping out of a perfecltly good airplain is real don't ever ever say hes fake hes a hero he evan climed mount everest he gave him self an enama for peat sake just to show us how to survive in the wild LONG LIVE BEAR GRYLLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheClark501 4 months ago
HAHA! who watched this twice thumbs up!
C0C0KOKO 7 months ago 3
@C0C0KOKO i watched it twice be cause the volume isnt good on this
way2good4u100 7 months ago
wow i cannot believe that scorpian doesnt even sting bear -.-
popgotchi 7 months ago
0:15 he has the mad man's look!
srjbjt 7 months ago
I want to see the day that he'll need to eat an other human to survive.
wacka516 7 months ago