Russell Peters Bathroom Joke

[anjalikamorales]

washrooms? is that what they call it now? ...Hmm...makes sense. I was born and lived in America all my life. We just call it bathroom. Even when there's no bath in it...^.^;

[mysterybat35]

"[plung] call you right back" hahahahaha

[TheJamesAgony]

he is quite boring without his indian jokes 

[slicksottia]

This is so true haha.

[Cool678ify]

let me wipe off some red on the like bar

[maximus9401]

not his best, but still kinda funny

[cmak5]

i used to be depressed, but then i took a Russell Peters to the ear!

[JohnnyWunderboy2]

Russell's biggest weakness is that his jokes aren't in the 'set-up > punchline' format. Which is why that transition from the bathroom joke to the Indian accent was so strange lol

Despite this, hilarious as always.

[camileahnrox47]

4:45-4:47 thos front row ppl dont look satisfied

[AjmoBBB]

is it ironic that im eating a fiber bar while watching this?

[eZpZy]

poo tickets i call them........ lol

[themetfan8989]

@eldokch911 he said "thank u very much stay brown PEACE"

[KidOnTheNet]

haha, poo

[eldokch911]

thank you very much STAY BROWN please............wats that

[56StuntBoard]

ROFL



[TheBboySpartan]

I can't eat Hersheys anymore...

[Saravedi13]

i had to take a shit after this ...

[thatsparkleguy]

such a clever comedian

his jokes are right on the ball and precise

[FTKFTK]

I took a shit while watching this on my laptop

[iluvreading4eva]

i love this man i mean dang funnest man ever if he were my dad i would crack up all day

[Kanganator1996]

@SweetChilliMan:

M8 there's always the back rows :/

The front was too busy trying to figure out Russell's race :P

[tagabukastubo]

2:50 orc grunt....FOR THE HORDE!!

[WeirdBulldog]

looks like he lost weight :p

[FaceDeadly]

Try Chilled Beer.......

[triplemango101]

my stomach hurt so bad cuz i was laughing so hard

[SweetChilliMan]

you ca tell it has a fake audience laugh, 4:45 !!

[lolipedofin]

@SweetChilliMan oh wow... O.o

I seriously never noticed that before...

[pink0eye]

@SweetChilliMan i know i noticed that too! those people look dead. not even cracking a smile.

[Comfortably0]

@SweetChilliMan the smiles were on other pixels dude...you cant expect it on peoples face with this resolution :D

[marcuelcajon]

Ive been watching his videos all day, so its been a good day.

[009d1]

PIE

[ranarubel007]

stay brown!!!

[bradsteuner]

15 people didnt find their watches

[LaLaLaJoe]

i was holding my bottle to drink for a good 10 minutes trying to drink but every time I WAS SO CLOSE i would start laughing again

[xXSHADOW28Xx]

excuse me can you pass some toilet paper over here please? LMFAO!!!

[TaiPan15]

poo tickets lol

[Arimas2305]

omg he is amazing

[sgtsnapstick96]

who in the hell would dislike this?

[444zane3]

@sgtsnapstick96 probably women

[sawin89scouser]

@sgtsnapstick96 13 idiots.

[afiliation]

potluck my watch hahaha



[justdie300]

Don't try too hard to be quiet. Trying to not laugh... It's almost impossible to do that.

[arashtoop]

lol. transcribe audio, 0:59 kotecha kothari haah

[mavishill]

i think it was that corn i was eating (roughly what russel said) = minority goes that corner (the ironic youtube transcribe audio) XD

[JamesSaw89]

potluck my watch ??

[soccer2000ca]

same i cant poo in there saame pproblem!

[Blakeyboii99]

Haha I got another stitch!

[TheNadeen1997]

i immediately needed to shit after this..

[Gluepops]

Toilet paper, Tutorial paper XD LOLS

[guildfordrunner]

I love the stage and backdrop. :P

[gundamseedathrun]

1:18 the acoustic second public elections to delta...O.o makes sense?

[DrStalinPhD]

@gundamseedathrun It's The acoustics suck in public bathrooms, don't they?

[gundamseedathrun]

@DrStalinPhD horrible, just horrible. It is just not fair isn't it?

[biebermeg]

every time he's gross...he says "i'm not tryna be gross man" :P

[fuckface877]

Co Za Asy...........................­....

[3AVNation3]

OH LOOK!! MY WATCH!!!

..LMFAO.... xDD

[luvme39]

HAHA WDF " ELECTIONS TO DELTA"

1:19

[NatureLover987]

Thumbs up if you were laying down toliet paper in the toliet before you saw this skit ;)

[9841469774]

dude dont make fun of india.... i am nepalese but still dont like anyone making fun of india.....the worst thing is u are making fun of india to survive.. u are a fuckin looser...

[AlexLong1000]

@9841469774 He's Indian...

[Bazzyodartertjuh]

@9841469774 You are a lose by finding this offensive, he makes fun of all races and countries and such.

And, he is Indian, ..

[Bazzyodartertjuh]

@Bazzyodartertjuh loser*

[1963asterix]

take a "shit and goooooo" lmfao

[bassplayer94can]

oh look my watch! lol

[kib3rm1]

wow 8 disl likes out of 347! that a lot....

[japanesemusiclover9]

literally...funny SHIT

[Yazmars]

6 people thought dislike was DIS-I-LIKE

[lovvi]

@Yazmars no

[nevabelieveme1]

LMAO seriously that hersheys wid nuts =)

[kinglynx]

LMFAO how did he come up with that practical joke :L

[Alai369]

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad ...

[xandra12791]

5 people prolly like public bathrooms... tsk tsk.

[NessieUA]

hershey's with nuts! lmao

[marston5000]

So funny!! I love it.

[KurtCobainof21]

LOL the front row is not impressed haha

[27charisma]

eat mashd potatoes while listening to this

[utubeismessingwithme]

transcribe audio is really funny.

[Bits060]

who the fuck were those 3 ppl who didn't like this vid! =D LMAO

[TomboyCactus101]

"...it finds its way back to a kernel". that just blew me away. XD

"oh look my watch". LMAO

[ngoniko]

lol cordless phone

[mdsklz]

LOL thats SO TRUE 1:25-1:40

[StopTryingULookDumb]

i think dave chapelle is one of my favourite comedians. russel.. just doens't do it for me.

[xBr0wnsweetiex]

Stay Brown Plz!

[71to96]

@xBr0wnsweetiex stay brown, peace not plz :P

[xBr0wnsweetiex]

@71to96 Haha oh yea opps!

[10devon10]

I always shoot the shit

[anasalkadri]

EL BARTO in the back :D

[ngoniko]

@anasalkadri lol good eye

[sadistickitty1977]

I love Russell Peters! One of the all-time best comics out there.

[67lilking]

oh look my watch. hahahhahahahahahaha

[AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan]

Transcribes :L

HAHAHAHAHAHA

public washintons, public auctions, I can't sit on the piano hedge :L:L:L:L

[mizicy82]

Lmao.. at some points i stop breathing from extreme laughter [ practically the whle way .. epecially his sound effects ^ ^

[EdeLovesGerrard]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLL FERRIS WHEEL

[karan6]

dude is a beast pulled $10 million last year what a tank!

[wuling09]

lol at him trying to keep a straight face at the beginning :)

[usrlol]

he looks sad here

[nleo011]

i didn't know whether to laugh or cringe

[heavymetalsmoker69]

bad idea watching this while drinking water. haha

[chefman342]

@heavymetalsmoker69 or eating

[constipationnow]

with transcribe audio i got russells saying "Public washroom" transcribed into "in an election", but thats close right?

[chinenyuri4eva]

1 person is colourblind

[Adz795]

yuckk... I found that disgusting. Anyway, Russel rocks everytime!

[MZGURL1]

oh look my watch :L

[TheBlondeNation]

how old is this?

[TheBlondeNation]

love him!

[aalshoubi]

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[TheAnimeGurl97]

lolz funny dude !!!

[jackanarchy99]

Just what do you expect to find in there? XD

[Electroasian]

never drink anything while listening to russell peters

[NoahAndrewnMichael]

its soooooo true we always look at are crap.... and all of us have tried caling or friends in the washroom

[mack3turbo]

LOLLLLLLLLLLL....thats funny SHIT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[narsimshenoy]

laughed the SHIT out of me !!! LOL !!! :P

[StupidNub]

love the face he makes at the kind.

[adtv2]

eww hersheys with nuts rofl

[tictac1919]

actually sitting here on my iphone watching this and taking a shit... what a coincidence!!!

[OmGiTzNiCk]

1:28 OH SHIT I never thought bout that! puttin some toilet paper in there so ppl don't hear you shit. thats brilliant.

[landobnice]

@OmGiTzNiCk are you serious?? lol...well now you're in the know..

[sjafalconz]

@OmGiTzNiCk ...

[theretardedkid1]

the graffiti says elbarto

[NsIsSoFresh]

Lmfao, the practical joke he talked about with using hersheys with nuts killed me xD Now my stomach hurts lol

[Ridhwanpop]

@ 2:00 the traincribe audio said "many people here grab the cordless wabt to go to Washington tell their friends Obama" thats messed uo

[NFSJason]

HAHAHHHAAH IM laughing at the transcibe audio XDXD

[adtv2]

"oh look! my watch!"

[sweewan]

corn... hahahahah

[lucanus144]

try turning on the transcribe audio...you'll see all kinds of shit =)))))

[hockey31ab1]

@lucanus144 lol so true voice recognition is terrible

[LiBlub1]

@lucanus144 "you're wanting to dance?" = "kit, dividing the bats"

[sheen49]

@lucanus144 LMFAOOOOOOOO! AHAHHAHA

[triplehhh478019]

@lucanus144

now i cant turn it off

[O0oSorousho0O]

@lucanus144 What's kotecha kothari 0:59 ????

[zZbOyBaDZz]

@lucanus144 lol ackerman 2:05

[Whitewings7]

@lucanus144 

[ranjhadirani]

@lucanus144 Although it is HILARIOUS, what's up with that ?

[WarriorJRD97]

@lucanus144 i love doing that with random videos and one of the words had a percent symbol in it...? i dunno how to pronounce that do you?

[mellysingh]

the ending part was REALLY random..i guess he realized the audience was kinda dying so he changed the shit joke...he isnt that funny anymore in my opinion

[xXjhurmelXx]

@mellysingh

this is actually one of his older ones i believe.. his new ones are better

[canada135791213]

he isnt racist ... but eww this one is soo disgusting!!

[Amrit1200]

Russell is may be racist but mostly all of his jokes are true. Thats why he is unique.

[calebt1000]

@Amrit1200 lol he is not racist if he makes funny of all the cultures including his own.

[Amrit1200]

@calebt1000 True but he make examples of the cultures and nationality jokes which i find funny too/

[hodj2007]

russel peters- RACIST VERDICT !

[raman2212]

this is gross... wrong video to watch while eating. :/ but funny!

[japanesemusiclover9]

@raman2212 haha i know right! i was eating just now...gross! lol

[The1gAang9009]

@raman2212 im doint that right now but its the making me laugh that makes it so hard to eat! LOLOL

[hiyowassup2]

that was funny :P

[pinoyboii13]

LOOL !!!!

[billylovespokemon]

SO FUNNY!

[SuperTonyBaloney]

omg i cried laughing

[tanvirlovesyou]

hahaha (L)