The Soup Nazi's Seinfeld Audition

[100bluefool]

pathetic

[ismajosh]

His last name is Nazi?

[mllecd24]

@ismajosh his first name is soup?

[TheAllrounderGuy1337]

you want to watch? $3!

264 dislikes? NO YOUTUBE FOR YOU, BAN FOR 1 YEAR!!!!!!

NEXT!!!!

[dadoffour2006]

Brilliant, simply brilliant!

[StillAware]

Okay they got the Soup Nazi and they didn't want to do a funny sketch? Such potential...

[zaandarbrow]

dislikes?? NO RATING FOR YOU!!!! disable !

[ukes]

don't know bout you, but that plastic barbie chick distracted the f outta me. thought it was an ad for them at the same time

[mackbee628]

NO SOUP FOR YOU! ONE YEAR!!!

[JankyToe]

Who's that piece of tangerine chicken sitting on the left?

[confusedkid6]

240 dislikes? NO SOUP FOR YOU! COME BACK 1 YEAR!

[TheKhaibear]

This is great!

[TheSkuLLcomedyShow]

It's a lot funnier on weed! No wait, that's just the weed. :(

[tehutimes1]

Extra bronze,tans-r-us,artificially darkened girls!!!Aw yeah!!!!

[IzaFaqat]

is that snookie

[johnthenater]

He didnt invent "its not you, its me" George did! ITS HIS ROUTINE!

[EmericanGangstarr]

@johnthenater he was playing george

[johnthenater]

@EmericanGangstarr it was a joke... it sounded funnier in my head...

[mrTENSIONFREESQUAD]

CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG ....BUT I SEE A NIPPLE !!!! at 0:33

[alboy88]

ahhhh classic

[iamademlol]

I really, really, really wish this had been funny.

[c9jester]

@iamademlol

Watch it again, but this time with audio.

[iamademlol]

@c9jester I would have to be interested first.

Sadly for you, I'm not.

[Makaveli25x]

LOL @ the orange chick

[theladat12345]

you want bread ' three dollars ' no soup for you' come back one year

[drittludo]

CRAP!!!



[WeeklyIntrospection]

@XanaduZune

Or when you pull a string....

[Drac39]

I can't imagine he has much of a career outside of that show

[xscoot]

@Drac39

He owns an actual restaurant, and it is very successful. He also gets paid to go to animecons as a celebrity.

Acting career is dead though.

[xvoy2002]

One of the great things about Seinfeld, was all the great characters that were on the show. Sometimes only for one or two episodes, but always funny.

[TheTheratfarmer]

i t is 12"56 am.

[TheTheratfarmer]

these people that have been employed for the last five or six years, things are going to shift. you will now become unemployd. you want that check, unemployment. yeah go ahead and talk all that shit you want to. you want that unemployment check.

[TheTheratfarmer]

tell your family, you don;t have any money coming in.

[TheTheratfarmer]

other wise you go out of business.

[TheTheratfarmer]

3.00 for a cup of soup, .50 cents for the bread.

[TheTheratfarmer]

now you will se magic hapen.

[TheTheratfarmer]

scent of woman? i want some good soup. what reastaurant out there is making good soup? 3.00 ofor a cup of soup. .50 cents for the bread. big pieces of bread.

[FabioFresh]

Why do I feel like he would be good in Scent of a Woman?

[imthetank3]

that girl in black is hot

[GeneralPie29]

"Alright George, it's you."

"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT ITS ME"

[shadowdasher]

nah, i like the soup nazi, but i didn't like this video.. they are like overusing it... i think thats why seinfeld didnt make another season.

[squall600]

165 dislikes??? NO YOUTUBE FOR YOU!!!!!

[MikeRoePhonicsMusic]

wat

[MrPatrickjames2010]

This was shit

[ZeLilFish]

'He's moving away, he's moving to Argentina!'.... hahahaha.

[PunchSydeiron]

@ZeLilFish That's how I learned that many Nazis actually fled to Argentina in real life after WW2. Who says that you can't learn anything from TV?

[markwbordo]

159 people did not get bread.



[Umitertan]

oooow c'mooooon, illa güzel birşeyin bokunu mu çıkarmak lazım???

[bobfrompikecreek]

fuck this shit

[CyReNiUsX]

Lame

[scootieboytom]

For those of u whom are cofused. I think this is a commercial for seinfeld scene it. Its the soup nazi coming in and trying out different lines from others on the show untill he hits the "no soup for you!" and it fits... It funny. Laugh

[ESX888]

i don't get it

[FoxWBogart]

There is chemistry between the casting lady and the soup nazi hehehehe

[jnphlppdsr]

Who are these jerks ?

Praying to surf on Seinfeld's fame much ?

[tkotomy]

Seriously who is that casting lady? Anyone?



[HypnoSwag]

I'm confused...

[DrAznmuff]

that woman's not tan, she's so orange it looks like she's on a carrot and v8 diet. what the hell is she thinking?

[ShadowSonic254]

Soup Nazi: Three dollars!

Transcribed Captions: forty dollars

Oh Google , you sly fox.

[culwin]

The chick who brought the soup is the hottest

[menzelcassini]

Tan woman looks like the lingerie salesgirl from "Christmas Vacation".

[PossibleTerrorist]

Fantastic :)

[hedonism13]

The Soup Nazi's real name is O'Brien.

Just saying.

[killerrey]

the bitch on the left looks like roast duck. She looks like if you lick her it would be salty,

[sadface0]

tans are disgusting

[DaveScott69]

Hey lady the carrots called, they want their colour back.

[helalumo]

Why do americans spoil a good one-time-joke to keep trying to use it over and over.

[SumNJFella]

@helalumo yeah, only americans do that... brain

[RP4409]

She looks like snookis long lost sister

[ZmanHot]

@RP4409 Dude no, this chick's way hotter.

[1skunkus]

at 0:22, wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwww simply perfect.

[1skunkus]

she's so perfect I forgot what I was even watching. who is she? good grief.

[SuperFuzzay]

Tan or not she's fucking hot!

[youllregretit]

oh yev kasem

[jflasssh]

yay... this is not funny... at all

[RG12709]

not a fan of tan but damn.

shes hot.

[winxclublover]

No soup for you! You come back. ONE. YEAR.

[kidza66]

They all got smelly vagina's anyway

[dutchboy25al]

Hurry up Dude! I gotta get back to my Tanning bed!

[armenianply]

at 1:20 the tan chick has a sexy look ha ha

[paunet]

I met Larry a couple of years ago and he had a full beard and long hair - he had a part as Osama Bin Laden in an independent film. Looking at Larry, I commented that Osama is listed as 6'6" (Larry is about 5'8"). He said "yeah, that's the joke." Very funny guy - he walked up to me and my buddies and yelled "No soup for you - one year!" Then we hung out a bit. Very cool.

[xptwillie]

I read that when Larry Thomas got the call to audition for Soup Nazi, he had less than a day to prepare for it; So he rented a copy of Lawrence of Arabia and tried to imitate Omar Sharif's voice during the reading.

[Doommaster1994]

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I SEE A NEEPLE!"

[MrToby987654321]

@Doommaster1994 were were were

[Doommaster1994]

lol he looks like my dad.

[Headbanger142]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

[barneycockburn]

"You're giving me the 'it's not you it's me'?" hahahaha

[wownov83]

Talk about selling out...

[Riesenpuller]

i think shes hot

[akumatiti]

whos the tanned woman at 00:48

[moonwalkerfan101]

Nazi: "You want a replay?... 3 dollars!!!" *Youtube people "huh... wait, what?"* Nazi: " No Youtube for you!!!, You come back in one year!!"

[lakifre]

@moonwalkerfan101 hahahahahahaha you kick aaaaaaaaassssss !!!!!!

[davidg41]

lol looks like Stalin

[hurleygirl27]

97 people have no soup

[lilmeowdick]

omg! she tanned so much she looks like an orange :O

she this is a perfect example why you shouldn't tanned lol

[aaronsix6]

wernt

[dannydamagichobo]

What kind of shit was that?

[huynh2er]

Omg, this is so awesome!

Was this... part of Seinfeld, or for another TV program?

[TexasForddiesel]

@huynh2er yeah maybe it looks like if it was from larry davids new series curb your enthusiasm

[jayrobson88]

@TexasForddiesel your a fuckin retard

[TexasForddiesel]

@jayrobson88 why do you say that gayrobson

[XanaduZune]

They should make a soup nazi doll that says all these lines when you push a button.

[sonofboone]

@XanaduZune I can assure you the day that happens, I'll be the first in line. lol

[dragonmade789]

@XanaduZune Hell yeah!

[DaCatOnTop]

@XanaduZune

lol ha! Id buy it'!

[Aircraftfreak1]

wow this is so cool

[correo9]

grandioso, the soup nazi es uno de mis personajes secundarios favoritos, me encanta "no soup for you"

[alwayzstowned]

stoooopid

[vccstudents]

OMG! THIS IS HYSTERICAL! GENIUS! They should have shown him saying, "THE BIG SALAD!" or "Are you master of your domain!" Better yet have him hit a high note and say, "All right! That's it for me! Be good everybody!" Even better have him say, "It's a Junior Mint!" 

[golfguy777]

Wow he hasn't changed much. Awesome character!

[esanez]

Next!!!

[dragonworld2008]

I like him.he is mean

[ascii7085]

These Pretzels are making me thirsty.

[Invisibrah]

That was... weak.

[julz837]

Very creative, great acting!!!

[mtjproducer08]

that girl looks kinda like snookie

[MrSPLman]

good shit - lol

[bb33nnii]

love that mustache!

[strateeg32]

.........

[lycansre]

soup natzi looks like Saddam

[AirborneMuffins]

what is wrong with the women in this vid? they all look like they are cross-hybrids with some kind of beef jerky

[bvick777]

@AirborneMuffins ROFLMAO!!!! That was funny.

[sharp93]

lol pause it at 1:05 she looks fucking retarded

[BohemianMate]

@sharp93 Haha, you´re right xD

[OverdramaticPirate]

@sharp93 You just told a kid to suck your dick lololol

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

you are a fucking dumbass i have morals and how would you even know if she is a skank or not? let your balls drop kid and maybe then somebody will take your opinion seriously. till then, suck my dick and shut the fuck up.

[chatanwarrior]

what?

[blazerblast]

lol

[DarkDesert23]

0:36 I`m Out! xDDDDD

[MashoeShallow]

Whatta Buncha SHIT!!!

[izzy1234able]

What a massive pile of wank.

[krashdown102]

pffffffffffffffftttttttttttttt­tttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

atolm1 YOU get some taste that chick is hot, go fuck yourself faggot.

[chatanwarrior]

@peanutbuttercrunc100 hot but a skank some guys dont like skanks cause they have morales unlike yourself

[atomictaco94]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[creapah]

yadda?

[Bot2Talk2]

when the hell did they make this??

[Fluffishy]

"You put the balm on?!"

I cracked up.

[megahobo112]

come back next show we make

NO ROLE FOR YOU

[oldchilltortoise]

this is painful

[zetetic0void]

sorry ... this is lame.... NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

[Mauser91]

That doesnt even make sense

[bpisports]

That was rather terrible if you ask me...Larry Thomas can't seem to recapture his fervor as the Soup Nazi. Odd that he can't spit the lines like he used to.

[yafufa88]

lol is this real?

[kimseycook]

Could that lady be more tan!?

[ZOMGItsRobot]

@kimseycook Spray-on Orange.

[Otty2Hotty]

@kimseycook Chandler?!

[starwarsfreakgeek]

@kimseycook I don't care, she's crazy hot, so it's ok.

[applesauceman]

@starwarsfreakgeek you're a fool, she is disgusting.

[LordYaoi]

@kimseycook Don't those people realize they look, not only fucking ridiculous, but quite disgusting..

[AceHalford]

@kimseycook Tan is soooo OVER-RATED!

[2046november]

@AceHalford First comes a beautiful tan...15 years later there comes a deadly skin cancer...c'est la mort.

[AceHalford]

@2046november c'est magnifique

[Trimbler00]

@kimseycook She was in a Seinfeld episode where George didn't want to go out with her because she was too tan

[bethodman]

why everyone is so damn tanned

[MyJk552]

Who is the overly indoor tanned girl?

[chincheese]

You're all bad people.

[goonodeath]

@zephranna01 Hell no. I consider myself a bit more rational than you since I am a skeptic. But I don't claim to know everything, I am only a college student. Dealing with conspiracy crazies has taught me one thing...that conspiracy theorists love to feel they are part of an elite group.

[goonodeath]

@zephranna01 What do you mean? That is fucking retarded. God isn't real, let alone the christian version of god. People like you with your "I know something you don't know" attitude make me sick.

[ChristianFirefighter]

@goon-of-blah-blah What we Christians know is available to EVERYONE. But you (and others like you) must have a severe stumbling block towards God. It could be many things: False Intellectual Pride; Vanity; Sex; etc. When you figure out what it is and remove it, then you'll be here defending Jesus Christ with me. But you must first become a man and own up to your deficiencies, otherwise, you shall live in darkness forever ...

[goonodeath]

@ChristianFirefighter No that would be retarded. I don't believe in god, I don't think he is real. I don't need to have a "Stumbling block" towards the imaginary. I, like all the other atheists you know nothing about, deny your god because there is no evidence for his existence...just like every other god. Provide me evidence and I will accept your religion as truth right now. And don't ever claim that atheists are dumb, religious people are illogical and silly.

[Turk6754]

@goonodeath then how do u explain adam and eve, how do u explain earth how do u explain trees, plants, flowers, etc? u think that someone just was floatin in the universe and took stuff out of his mind and made it?????? NO!!!!

GOD CREATED EVERYTHING HE IS REASON Y UR ASS IS ALIVE AND EVEN THOUGH U DONT BELEIVE IN HIM HE STILL LOVES U AND IF HE DIDNT LOVE U HE WOULDNT MAKE U AND THIS GOES TO ALL OF THOSE ATHEISTS THAT THERE IS A GOD AND HE IS THE REASON UR ASS IS ALIVE SO SHUT UP THERE IS A GOD!

[deblacquiere]

I believe that someone was floating in the universe and took stuff out of his mind and made up. Don't mock my beliefs. You're oppressing me. Everybody, look at Turk6754 oppressing me! Witness the violence inherent in the system!

[Turk6754]

@deblacquiere man fuck u and im not mocking ur beliefs ur mocking my beliefs so shut the fuck up about sayin ''Turk6754 is opressing me''

[goonodeath]

@Turk6754 Prove it. Unless you can prove it I will hold the position god more than likely isn't real.

[Turk6754]

@goonodeath i just did u dumbass

[TheTopHatNinja]

NO RELIGON FOR YOU!

[Raitsogen]

lol man take a chill pill. if you were face to face with me and said some bullshit like that i would smack you around a bit. you know how many people Christians have killed in the name of your god? it seems to me like your the one who is confused here. you wouldn't be typing in all caps if you weren't secure about your beliefs. "their is a god because i say so!" yeah and their is a flying spaghetti monster because I say so. you cant force other people to believe what you believe.

[Turk6754]

@Raitsogen man i will bust ur ass any day if u smack me. ur ass is grass and im the lawnmower plus i dont give a fuck wat u beleive in, plus how did all of this religon shit get involved with the soup nazi??????????????????????????­?????????????????????????????

[Raitsogen]

yousa faggot. a nigger faggot.

[dannyboy785]

@Turk6754 uhhhhh did you really just threaten someone over youtube? get a fuckin life, loser

[Dhoney07]

@Turk6754 Yea and how do you explain magnets!

[joshuanaconda]

darkness

JAJAJAJAJAJA

hail to the devil!

[joshuanaconda]

and you are the perfect example of a closed minded Christian, it makes me laugh, how retarded you people are, look, if it makes you sleep happy at night, then good for you. For me the church and your religion represents evilness, religion has killed more man than all of wars together, Slavery was and order from the pope Pio XVI , I could give you ten million examples, you will probably say, I am not catholic, like you people don't read the same bullshit book.

Jesus never lived.

[goonodeath]

@joshuanaconda LOL...wrong guy. I'm the other atheist arguing with the idiot christian.

[Turk6754]

@joshuanaconda YES HE DID Y DO U THINK WHEN U DIE OR SALVATION COMES U WILL BE BURNIN IN HELL WITH THE DEVIL AND ALL OF THE CHRISTANS (LIKE ME) WILL BE WITH GOD I PARADISE FOR ETERNITY

[goonodeath]

@zephranna01 If that actually happens I will lol almost as hard as I would if the christians were right.

[joshuanaconda]

true

christians are evil and insane

[ChristianFirefighter]

@joshua-dumb-name-aconda THANK YOU! You have given a perfect example to the world of what happens to people who DON'T believe in God. They turn into intellectual morons ...