The Best Answer Ever Given On NMTB

[Conspir3d]

...You're Wrong

[guyboxerdog]

Donny so badly wants to be thought of like a Pete Doherty.

Problem is Peter has talent and is the way he likes being, not the way he thinks is wacky

[Tsugo582]

Ahaha, i remember,

i laughed for that long.

[PurushaDesa]

That's was fantastic. I was on the edge of my seat over how Amstell was gonna deliver the bad news - and deliver he did!

[Supaduck0]

Towers of London suck balls, and Donny Tourette is a waste of life, but he's good to use as a puppet for laughs on shows like this. Maybe he could make a career out of that.

[LawlietJourney]

LOL

"bring in the points bitch!"

[peepsontubeyou]

I love how Simon says "your wrong" So funny.

[Kaabi]

I'm actually thinking about cutting just the "you're wrong" part to send people when I want to, well, tell them they're in the wrong :p

[ninjalambx]

The laughter steadily got louder... wow

[vegunited06]

in the bag!!

[melieeeboo]

i think it is Phil that makes this funny, Donny is just a dumb arse!

[hanfitz95]

bring on the points b*tch

[Jude1144]

this has got to be my favourite episode of the show. XD

donny was hilarious.

[fuzzyprism]

Yeah this was golden. Donnie's a doof but at least he was entertaining. How Simon and everyone played him was priceless.

[katietowneyx]

hated donny on it. he loved himself.

[Slamgrinder]

donny is such an idiot

his band suck lol

[1234JONES6789]

anyone know what episode this was??

so funny :D !!

[peewag04]

cos his helmet turned blue..... wow how funnt that was.....'nt. lame

[Spamurai101]

wasnt that good lol :S

donny is a fucking homo

towers of london are a fag band

fuck them

[L14M]

marry me!

[Slamgrinder]

he said on this episode

"i can dick all over the sex pistols"

what a fucking crackhead LOL

[care6661]

Coz his helmet turned blue? XD <3

[sledathon]

It just goes to show, you can't be too careful!

[earsuboat]

hahaha

donny tourrette is such a prat!!

classic.

[glebber]

he was actually kindof painful to watch. lol.

but hey, that's what makes it fun, eh?

[matt10686]

good program this is...the presenter is a bit of a muff tho...look at his shirt. WHISKEEEY

[86am]

What does that mean?

[3v0six]

Whys Coery Taylor wearing wig and speaking english?!!!! ;)

[BassistBoyTT]

Is it true that this Show is actually scripted? Its all scripted out, every answer?

[Kaos77Kisame]

Doubt it.

[HeadlightMorningGlow]

Don't be daft, of course it isn't!

[Shaitan2323]

yes it is, sadly it is

[BhaalIal]

Bill Bailey acctually learning his script and sticking to it?

I highly doubt it^^

[Shaitan2323]

hard to believe huh :P

[YourOasis97]

no, not the random parts from the guests i think.

[Shaitan2323]

about that parts i`m not sure, but the rest im sure of

[willyroberts]

i suspect there is probably a loose script which has certain paths of convo that the show must go down but i imagine some of it is just random banter

[shambolene]

You cant come up with stuff like that in a script!

[pRiMeValNeRd]

It's Just Simons Part For His Questions :D

[rich293]

best answer ever!

[tomwilkinson1987]

not even funny. dissapointing

[gracol435]

"You're wrong"

Class...

[YourOasis97]

now THAT is the best answer. LMAO xD

[emoman21]

donny tourrett is a complete dickhead seriously who in their right minds acts like that?! he is worst then tony blackburn! :L

[maccaEFC4]

bring in the points bitch! hahaa

[SebZoso]

I used to think Tourette was a twat but then I saw Dappy from N-Dubz on Buzzcocks, now there's a complete retard you wanna smack in the face.

[chrisdavidi]

lol he was there to be ridiculed and he barely even realised!!!!

[lucifersam99]

Donny makes me lol.

[RWPScatmanVideos]

lmfao so funny

[Imcomingwithyou752]

Oh Phil.. just hilarious!

[resievilfan]

there was a better one later in the same episode

I AM THE WALRUS???

[mckyle9]

i bet you don't even know thats a beatles song... donny torret is an absolute twat

[jackhartcup]

oh shut the fuck up you eliteist prig

[ldennis93]

omg donny tourrett wot a twat!! just made a massive prick of himself

[lorboum]

lol I can't hear the question ^^' what's the question ?

[murphyopalmen]

the question was, why did prince get in trouble over some purple paint =P and obviously, it's because his helmet turned blue

[SAAAAZ90]

Bring in the points bitch!

:P

[offitcock]

my donny tourette what a funny character

[StarletDancer01]

Because his helmet turned blue? haha what an answer

[vinvinvin1337]

This british accent is very hard to understand..

[fmaestro99]

your wrong :P

[perpitbla5]

Bring in the points, bitch!

[trumsolon]

Phil is so funny.

[orphedeliaXimmortal]

yup phil is my fav, Go Phil and Noel!!

[Kaos77Kisame]

I could watch this all day!

[rockbloodyon]

Some amazing eyebrow action from Simon there!

[qebiko]

Nope, people who think Britain are turning gay, are gay...fool.

[HorizonChaser]

Can I ask if you've ever visited the United Kindom?

[dothack200]

6 times

[RangerB0rn]

No, we just know how to laugh at ourselves, and others. Sorry you don't understand comedy.

[meowjellymoon]

i want to see more of bill bailey & noel fielding XD XD

[Vinniekl]

That Was Not Funny lol

[BabsTurtleGirl]

"His helmet turned blue..." (Turns to camera) "You're wrong!"

xD

Lol

I would go in the audience just to see Noel Fielding and Simon xD

[jagvillintehetadetta]

donny is such a twat

[lostprophets0rok]

bring in the points bitch!

bahahahaa :D

[Lorikat666]

I could watch that over and over just for the glimpse of noel

[cathalcom]

what was the question? some jackass is whinnying when it's asked...

[Charlythejabba]

Simon's voice at the end "Your Wrong" he sounds genuinly surprised ;) lol x .

[lozcroft]

They keep playing the mark lemar ones on Dave, I used to find them funny but... hes really not that funny. I don't like the fact, but amstel makes me laugh alot. He's annoying in an extremely funny way. Obviously not everybody's cup of tea, because, well... he's annoying, but mark lemar just isn't original.

[laydeekee]

Bring in the points bitch...LMFAO x

[ilikefridges1991]

lol at or 0:14 0:15 he flinches when he goes "because simon"

[xxxunwantedxangelxxx]

That was the best episode ever!

[MADAMEOCTA07]

I cant even remember the question :L that episode was th best for me :L in th baaaaag....ahaha Your Wroong!

[Cle86]

No, Simon is a great host.

[whatsthatcar]

get rid of the gay guy and get someone normal

[Fenwolf2003]

And what is your opinion of 'normal'? Basically no one ever on this show is 'normal' by defined standards since most people's idea of 'normal' is not pushing any boundries. Why would you want someone who is the same as the majority of the people in the world, that'd be boring as fuck.

[DiJone]

i'm almost positive that person said that for the sake of getting a response.

noone is that stupid

[Fenwolf2003]

Oh he is, you should see the rest of the episode, he keeps trying to argue with Bill Bailey and the host, even though he keeps getting owned by them.

[airfaith]

lol i remember watchin it an he does he tries to act smart and tough when he just ends up looking like a stupid twat, but tbh his band are shit and they usually get bad artists on the show and rip into them alot haha, plus when i lived in york i saw his band an some guy tried to drop a brick from the roof of the small venue onto his head as he left, i hate violence.... but i lol'd so hard

[DiJone]

no i meant the person that said get rid of the gay guy and get someone normal lol

[Fenwolf2003]

Heh, he probably meant it too, there are a lot of a bigotted spastics on Youtube.

[louiecostello]

but y'know, to be fair... they should just like, get rid of the gay guy and get someone normal

[whatsthatcar]

no the bigotted spastic hosts this show now

[Fenwolf2003]

You should probably look up the word 'bigot' before using it in a sentence. Idiot.

[carolineisreallycool]

why is he a bigot? :S

[whatsthatcar]

this used to be a good show. there is the captian of the left hand side team who i really rate highly but simon just ruins the comedy aspect and makes it stressful to watch. the other guy who was balding and left recently probably couldn't understand how that new host got the job. he left and ratings i heard are plummeting

[lugalid]

"the other guy who was balding"

I think you mean bill bailey mate

But i agree. The original host was much better than simon, and since bill left it's not nearly as funny as it used to be

[omgu8mynewt]

the original hosts name was mark Lemar and he left because he'd been doing it literally for 10 years, 150 episodes. he still always on the radio though :)

+ I like Simon Amstell but he isn't relaxed enough to host though show, though he can be genius.

I miss Bill Bailey :(

[CheekyGuts]

Bill Bailey Is The Reason I Breathe...

Lol

x

[mzfknmel]

because his helmet turned blue. your wrong. = LOL

[sunflaash]

When Jupitus goes

"Bring in the points bitch" XD

[clintgresham]

and then there is noel fielding from the boosh WOOOT

[iRobb94ii]

his helmet turnt blue, i dont get it, can someone explain?

[jessuaw]

Basically, donny tourette is an idiot.

LOL

[iRobb94ii]

lol, k thanks it makes a little more sense now

[DangerRifai]

HA! Donny Tourette, what a plonker!

[FelishurrzLuvsTH]

haha "bring on the points bitch!!!"

LMAO

[Ouchie3121]

r0sie123

Sorry love a dane is a person from denmark not a danish, maybe you should go back to that geography lesson and ask for a refund.......

[LordDazzer]

Isn't a Danish a pastry of some sort? XD

[HBKsaysoooooooooo]

"Bring in the points, bitch."

[GamefreakTP]

despite this funny clip i think 95%+ people know donny = a c***

[shocky93]

This clip may be funny, but it's not due to Donny Tourette. It's Phil Jupitus and Simon Amstell that make it good :)

[BiffyFighters]

Yeah i agree =)

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

no but he did come up with (if not unwillingly) a very funny remark.. "helmet turned blue... thats genius material for the combined genius' of Phil and Simon to work with do you not agree?

+ I found Phil's performance medicore and Simon's pretty average. This by no means the finest hour, to the contary infact. The humour in this video (for me), was provided soley by Tourette.

[Strike3yourout]

shh.

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

me likes ^

[funkyfishies]

xD nice

[Psychoplasm]

But then you'd have to agree that you're laughing AT him as his statement only comes from his stupidity, not from any sort of wit in which case you'd be laughing at something he said. Otherwise the humour comes from Phil and Simon's responses.

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

ye whatever im laughing at, he made me laugh.

It not cool to hate on "idiots"... let them be, he's not killed anyone has he

[MightyScenester]

why is 'his helmet turned blue' the best answer ever huh?

[PPKit]

because it's so stupid it's awesome

[TheRainbowChicken]

I love the way Simon Amstell goes "you're wrong", he is just the best :D

[LMHx]

Haha, "Bring in the points bitch".

God Phill's hilarious!

[stuffandstuff789]

"His helmet turned blue. You're wrong." lmao, that made me laugh.  xD

xx

[Vickyy170]

Bring in the points bitch

In the baaagg

lol

[Cha0tic86]

That's awesome!

Can't help laughing every time I hear it!

[Cle86]

what was the question?

[alicemayes]

LMFAOOOOOO this is so funny i piss myself every time!! XD XD

Phil: "In the baaag"

[ToTheSkies03]

i loved this episode so much i put it on my ipod.

that part what phil does, when he says 'In the baaaaaag.', i do that all the time.

[lora2708]

LOL Phil "Bring in the points bitch"

and the look on Simon's face when he says the bit at the end I LOVE IT!!!

[Fuddlapper182]

because his helmet turned blue (:

[oldbinny2]

You mean Danish, right?

[STUNTS1516]

actually dutch is when you refer to a person,danish is objects or food. you just got geography served..

[r0sie123]

... you're an idiot.

dutch is a person from holland

danish is a person from denmark...

you just got geography served...

[STUNTS1516]

yep thats right i was told this already i was mistaken but in fairness i dont really feel bad when the person trying to insult me sais "geograpy served" just how white are you?

[r0sie123]

Are you kidding? I was repeating what you said before...  yeah did well...

[ZorkTheHedgehog]

Oh god I remember that episode XD Laughed so hard my eyeballs nearly fell out there sockets XD

[ranchii25]

Haha, I just love Simon at the end, "You're wrong."

Great episode.

[misspratchettfan]

this was such a good episode lol

[sixxdog]

Are you all ignorant little girls? Or are brits just dumber than the average? So much narrowmindedness, so much prejudice...is this Saudi Arabia? I've been to many countries throughout the continents, and I've never witnessed more hilbillies in one freakin' country! Donny Tourette is the one who should be laughing here, not the other numb-nut fucks. And if this is brit humor....god save them souls ha ha :D

[Zhousamsun]

dumber than the average what? or do you mean dumber that average? I find your comment against Saudi Arabia to be prejudiced, which is ironic.

I wouldn't say this show is really indicative of the humour, this is a poorly scripted but not admitted as such fake "quiz show" which was in fact a copy of Have i got news for you (same format, news instead of music). Lowest common denominator TV at its worst. Having said that, it went on for ages, so someone must have been watching it.

[Dushdi]

You're a dick

[43190754]

I gotto admit, english (why is everyone saying britsh these days?) comedy has gone a bit shit recently (and im english), but Buzzcocks is ace, this and harry hill's t burp is all we have left which is good comedy. No need for that hillbilly remark either,which fucking utopia are you from then? America, Im guessing?

[sixxdog]

Yeah well, I didn't mean to offend anyone, and my post is well full of prejudism as well...it was to make a point.

I do know cool english people too, but surely the huge social class diferences in England are the main reason for stupidity. I mean...just look at the less than juvenile posts right here :D

I just dont get the slagging of one Donny Tourette, how can one harmless 'twat' provoke so many people? I thinks he's alright. The world needs more rockstars for christ sake! btw. I'm from DK

[43190754]

I agree, and Im actully glad you replied sensibly (bad spelling) rather then just replying with a "fuck you" or somthing. Its good to see we still have civilised people in the world.

The hillbillies you refer to, btw, we call "chavs". They are cunts lol

[toby7777]

"The world needs more rockstars for christ sake!" reading that made me laugh, did you watch the whole show? the panel were mocking him for laying into the sex pistols... the truth is donny tourette is a little posh boy wannabe, his "attitude" is entirely false, and he's not even funny. if he is a rockstar, then i'm an astronaut. and i can assure you... i am not.

[sixxdog]

How can attitude be false? Thats just not possible :D :lol:

They were mocking him? No shit, but then who's the idiot?

[toby7777]

attitude can definitely be false, its an act he puts on! tryin to be sum rebellious, no shit rock star, but deep down i think we can all see the guys just a spoilt ass!

[sixxdog]

He's a singer in a band. He is rebellious. He starts fights and acts like a cock...what's not rockstar about it?

[TheGreatBritishAlex]

so he's is not a rockstar, but he kind of is tho so that was wrong. he's just an idiot rockstar.

[HunterCG]

your not??? :(

[oldbinny2]

lynch him

[daemon616]

are you saying hilbillies in England?

we don't have hilbillies, we have tramps.

hilbillies are american

[BabyIGotsYou]

BRING IN THE POINTS BITCH

[hhhyyypppeeerrr]

'bring in the points bitch'

'your wrong'

LMAO! luv it

[Marsafreak]

"Because Simon, his helment turned blue!"

"Bring in the points bitch."

[sixxdog]

Simon = arrogant little numbnut, who nobody loved during his childhood. Sad story, but this ia what happens to small people with no talent. U all got it wrong...Donny owns everyone! He's laughing inside (or maybe just dazing off on mm), and cranking the fuck outta all u ignorant pricks.

[simplelife88393]

Why did you try so hard with your grammar when you can't spell properly?

[123JoeD456]

Donny is a faggot.

Get over it

[nickfurze]

Donny is a complete imbecile

[123JoeD456]

agreed.

He thinks hes hot shit.

[Draxzar]

You r the ignorant little fucker. Simon Amstell is a living legend who happend to have quiete a good childhood. So fuk you

[mikenewton23]

oh my word you are a tit aint ya !!!!!!!!

[funkyfishies]

i do agree that Donny owns but 'Simon = arrogant little numbnut, who nobody loved during his childhood. Sad story, but this ia what happens to small people with no talent.' what's all that about? you may not like simons style of comedy but that does not automaticly make him "arrogant little numbnut" and people are not ignorant if they dont like donny its just a matter of taste.

[elyshastewart]

man this is the funniest episode ever!

i always piss myself laughing!

hahah i even nearly feel sorry for donny he really gets shit handed to him!

[FashionIsYummy]

"your wrong"

lmao

[Crazy4Noel]

i have seen this episode soooooooooooooooo many times and im usually dizzy on lemonade at the time.bring on the points bitch

[tangoman64]

Dos't Matter How Many Times You Watch This Always Funny :D

[pyrohoboy]

first time I saw that was on dave and it made me cry from laughter

[LittleBigChatShow]

"Bring in the points bitch" LOL

[jedaaa]

that guy was such a twat in that episode (punk boy) it must have been painfull 4 him to see it played back

[MadTija]

The best part is "In the bag!"

[mikeyboy1275]

listen to that laugh at 7 seconds lol

[originaliidea]

what the hell is that simon is wearing?

[ryan46little]

looks like some 1970's flower power wallpaper.

[jedaaa]

clothes of some description i would hazard to guess

[MrsFieldingSunFlash1]

Haha . . .  Noel looks sweet as always . that was a funny show :D