new year non resolutions

[MsFieryice]

Was that yellow rag a sham-wow?

[RooRoo373]

@Nostro200 ............ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nikecamomche]

IMPOSIBRU



[TheAmuletSaga]

Your neck must be tired!

[SuperChiffa]

@Nostro200 impossibru!

[LydiaLydiaLydylydlyd]

mines to not stop watching your videos.. :D easy peasy pumpkin peasy! :D

[vitellibabe]

you were waving a sham-wow!!!!!

[naskoj36]

Did he just call me a douche @ 2:50 ?

[Beanie1546]

here here, the new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Stephanie96Lynn]

What's cheaper, peanuts or deer nuts??? Deer nuts because their under a Buck. Hahaha

[SuperFrenchy7]

pause at exactly 0:8 he look like a peteflie

[mrcarlyon44]

Wtf it's almost the same fucking non resolutions as 2010 Danny ur trying to rip us lemon drops off!!! I Demand u to make another clip of new, new years non resolutions. Or u will have one less subscriber!!!!

[StassaHeidi]

What about number 3?

[ZOMBIEgirl1112]

I turned my playset into a zombie apocolaspe shelter!:D and yes I'm a girl... AHHHHHH zombies!:P haha random XD hence thy name ZOMBIEgirl1112 or gt on Xbox ZOMBIEgirl1213 idk

[paytonfrenchkylerice]

I will try to me more sexy. Oh wait I can't do that. I am already to sexy for my shirt

[andreajo41283]

I'm not going to get behind on my bills!!!

[andreajo41283]

Its the jizzle!!!

[VampireBiteAddict]

2:30 ............... is that a ShamWow?

[haloboy348]

I'm not going to not build an arsonal of weapons to take over world

[lillim456]

Hey Danny,

I am not going to not start to stop watching your videos, NOT! (Y)

[MrDeadsea000]

new year resolution is to not die and to try cure my schizophrenia in the process...

[KiIIerEIite]

2:24 Fucked up smile.

[KiIIerEIite]

When you do that thing at the beginning, making the odd noises. Has anyone EVER walked in on you while you do that?

[HolyManta]

Sending you a T-shirt

[linefly1231]

Russian?? 1:53

[rachelestablished93]

I shall refrain from burning off [(or shaving off (as the old ladies do)] my eyebrows. Ooh! May you please do a report on the necessity of eyebrows? :)

[TurquoiseHeart15]

What was Danny's first vid...?

[Alixxandrya]

Orange rag= SHAMWOW!

[91Jelisaveta]

haha,number "pet"! pa naravno! :D

[123alaziz]

he really reminds me of ace ventura. =)

[sophiethepotterfan]

Hehe, I can see your eyes popping out of your head in HD.

[van40dtown]

I will not sniff my finger after scratching my ass....

[TubbyKitty13]

At first I was skeptical, but then I saw the orange rag and I knew it was true

[jasminutza]

2:03....:)))



[12miltz]

wat about this face 0:05 haha trolololo!!

[bloodthirstyvampire8]

To get skinny, ALMOST anorexic

[HorrorTheKid]

I will no longer allow myself to publicly defecate.

[RaychieTDG]

You have laundry to do.?? :O

In most of your videos you're not wearing much.! :D

[Nostro200]

MY NAME IS Blaa fesdfsdufhsdvfndsk

[anonermous]

Why hasn't anybody made a comment about not taking any drugs for a year? :P

[SWAGMASTALA]

@anonermous because who would??????

[popiepaps]

I Love watching danny with a boner.

[TheLordvj]

do a report on why don't you wear cloths....

[RealisticallyDead]

There is no 3:02 :O

[MizzDaisytheparody]

I'm not gonna rape nobody... that count?

[RecreateLife]

Dont date moe then 72 guys

[LeuCoctrol]

ey well nawt hav bad speling

[snareplayr23]

How many languages do you actually speak?

[dreamer1051]

I am not going to have truckers mouth or let anything stop me from having the most fantastical year ever! XD

[marfabear]

In 2012 I will not ride a rocket to mars.

[ImSpazzedOut94]

To not break my lava lamp...again.

[Nostro200]

LETS NOT MASTURBATE FOR 1 MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!

[dessert456]

@Nostro200 we all know thats not going to happen with 99.9998765836473647364686343% of people

[Nostro200]

@dessert456

the thing with this non resolution, is to see how a guy can handle himself by the days and weeks... at the 4th week, you will get a boner just by looking to an ass on the street!

[Usieo]

@Nostro200 really? 1 month ?

[AstekOst]

@Nostro200 no

[blankpaper66]

@Nostro200 That will be VERY challenging!

[Xtex5000]

@Nostro200 impossible!

[DomMorris100]

@Nostro200 fuck no.

[MyMonkeyKnowsKungFu]

@DomMorris100 actualy its possible :D ive proven it

[Bishop1254]

its funny he does weird shit that i do....now i dont feel alone

[TieFreaty]

douche hair them with me?

[AnitoPictures]

So you are wearing something when doing laundry but not when making videos?

[desambio]

You gotta make a whole video of stuff like what you do in first 10 sec here xD

[PattyMac911]

i am not going to have my birthday i swear

[DevinsFilms]

Not gonna eat mcdonalds

[runjennyrunnn]

you should have a month where you try becoming a unicorn herder. yeah.

[eddie71798]

is that a shamwow?



[Luked196]

Why are you often shirtless in your videos? Make a video about it?

Resolution = wear shirts less often to be like you

[ePHXz]

Danny!

You don't have to wear anything when your doing laundry. Your quite good at not wearing clothes.

[getloudmusic2014]

hehe, you miss the number 3. LAWL! :3

[HPFILMSLOL]

to not unsubscribe from you

[minigem55]

I will not act like the age I look like but instead the age that i am, which is a 20 year old woman, even though I look 14 sadly :(

[SweetLovelyBunny]

im going to not not pass my exams 

[Lily94]

honestly you're fucking obnoxious

i couldn't even finish the video

[crazylicious10]

but the guy is funy!

[crazylicious10]

why is he not wearing any shirt?

[khrysy2010]

I am not going to crash my motorbike in the sugarcane fields at least not there o_O

[GrubYourCup]

I am not gonna be a sentimental arsehole in 2012. I'm gonna wait to like 2016 to try this shit out.

[pandasawesome]

I am not allowing myself to miss an episode of the gradual report in 2012 ;D

[Vivek8510]

i will kick boober's ass this year "2012!"

[xWarSaw32x]

i am not going to kill anybody in 2012!!!

[WhatMichelleLikes101]

Ur the nxt Jim Carey :) I subbed .

[ONaSTICKIFICATION]

I am NOT going to die in 2012. I simply refuse to. I was going to die, I would have died back in 2009 when all the cool people died.

[LizzyF23]

why didn't i think of that? non-resolutions r so much easier

[saitek658]

imma quit smoking ............i dident said i would quit smokeng weed i'am dutch so wtf hahahah .....i like turtles......

[PersianLeonidus]

I will not get hit by a car or commit an accident of any kind. :DD

[Mrscrazydude]

I will not burn myself in any way :P

[Bojack222]

nice, u got new camera? :)

[1nlyon]

it would be funny if you died in 2012 lmao!!!

[jpsinnerful]

loose weight!!!!!

[msrachel1998]

I'm not going to eat ur face this year

[MooChoochan]

To not set the house on fire whille cooking...that...that would be bad

[sweetlikecandy103]

dont get fat

[missforeverjoyful]

Something is different about you in this vid. I guess u just shaved ?

[Axol]

@missforeverjoyful He's in higher quality, I think ;D

[missforeverjoyful]

@Axol That too ! I noticed :p.

Thanks anyway =)

[LachClark]

Love the new camera:)

[0BelowZero0]

I will not run in the rain like a freak, because I tend to do that.

[Courtneyalexia]

i will strive to not shit my pants



[awesomeaeryn123]

i am not going to stop being a lemon-drop :P

[Carambers]

dont not stop not watching the gradual report...

[Themoreuknow100]

i will not not b upset tht my best friend who is a girl turned me down on new years eve wen i wanted to kiss and she said shes guna date my older brother ima be ok (im crying)

[Rosebellabear]

I am not going to eat. Chocolate doesnt count right?

[kasasto]

I'm not going to reme.......... What was I saying

[kasasto]

I am going to not remem................ What where we talking about again

[Smash1005]

I'm not going to miss a single gradual report

[dirtyxmexican]

im not going to allow the homo who tried to rape me and my friend while we were streaking 2 nights ago actually succeed

[Mooncraff]

Heist..? Hm. He's shirtless, I suddenly trust him completely.

[divendetta1]

For 2012 I WILL NOT TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE~

[divendetta1]

make a video about taking an arrow to the knee

[ilovebagels1]

Thumbs up if you noticed he skipped #3!

[BGBlueGrassBG]

Why do u worry about laundry? You don't even wear clothes!!!!

[LittleBestieMonster]

HERE HERE!!

[crysb27]

i forgot my new years resolution.

[Ricko6229]

You should make a videos telling us about your family:D

[dinalives]

danny you should do it! HEIST HEIST HEIST!

[jakobcornell]

I'll stop trolling.

Wait what am I saying??? I'd take an arrow to the knee before letting that happen.

[wahsohkwiios]

My 2012 non resolution is to not go to fast food places. Subway doesn't count as fast food right?

[mrmole95]

@wahsohkwiios my god i hope not!!

[ZeroStako]

My 2012 non resolution is to stop not having sex with my girlfriend.

[wahsohkwiios]

@ZeroStako man I wish my bf made that resolution...

[Balaburin]

oh danny your skin looks so soft with that new camera...

[IAmKarleeJoy]

Dear Danny, since your so smart who created words P.S. i dare you to pierce a nipple but only one u dont have to keep it in but do it! please

[MizGoddessgirl]

hi danny :) you could do a video about why our fingertips get wrinkly if we stay in the bath too long x

[SerbNerd666]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck vagina.

[Horrorly]

YES!!! NO T-SHIRTS :D

And I will not not buy a Danny T-shirt when they come as female fit,

and not die when the world ends ^-^

[IHOPETHISISORIGINAL]

No offense, but your videos aren't as funny as the used to be. Sorry. . . . .

[Skathra]

@IHOPETHISISORIGINAL

No, you just made the switch to homosexuality.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

[IHOPETHISISORIGINAL]

@Skathra  its true his earlier videos were MUCH better. But his videos are still funny, but not AS funny.

[jaredperagine]

Hey,

Danny can you do a video on how stupid the "2012" theory is?

Thanks

[MalevolentGhosty]

@jaredperagine Looks like someone is scared.

[Nikifuj908]

@jaredperagine He did one already.

It's right here: watch?v=UCyO56wK3QE

[Waluiginumberone]

@jaredperagine He did...

[xnairyx]

laundry problems... no wonder you don't wear shirts in like half your videos

[lwebb725]

Day 2 of 2012 n still no vid on Ddiary :( U lost already.

[daberko120ch]

@lwebb725 woops :D

[Sephiroth472]

check out his 09-10 non new years resolutions. lotta similarities -_-

[carefacemongo]

Make a HUGE speech about eggs, fun facts about eggs and the history of the egg!

Would be awesome!

[sashamulhearn]

I'm not going to not watch every GradualReport video of 2012

[ienjoyyyou]

hahahhahah i was naked watching this video

[TPTP17]

16 people have already failed their non resolutions

[brookiepop1]

Do a video on smoking weed me and friend would love you if you did -3 c =

[vinkinpark]

"Fiiiinal deladelaboomboom!" lmao! I am NOT going to stop watching your videos and I am NOT going to stop laughing to every single one of them! And I am NOT going to let my mother put our christmas tree to the loft! CHRISTMAS DECORATION ALL YEAR LONG! <3 HELL YEAH!

[jalooty619]

anyone else watch in awe and confusion from 0:00 to 0:11?

[Rumplitschka]

Hi Danny,

i am NOT going to fail my final exams in school, so i can go to college afterwards.

Also, just like you, i will avoid any further growth of fat mass in my abdominal region. (well other body parts to i guess).

Also, yould you do a video about the aztec calendar and the apocalypse everyone get's so mad about?

Thank you and keep going! ;)

[ScarletCord4]

Hey Danny haha

you should do a video on why the world is not going to end in 2012. To many people believe in something so stupid.

also, i have the same laundry problem:/ thanks for motivating me to do my laundry!

[Skathra]

@ScarletCord4

But... It is going to end

[bob8675309666]

i am not going to eat fetus......

[vkigo3]

can you do a video about why gamers"NERD RAGE !!! D:<" over everything like being called a "NOOB" and danny i sleep to your videos lol no homo

[naturegurlpeace]

oh wow....i said tht to soon

[naturegurlpeace]

I'm not going to die.

[XScreamoXXcountrYX]

Hehe YAY! Shirtless videos are back n.n hehe is le orange rag a SHAM WOW?!

[DororoInu]

This is totally random but..when did you stop wearing shirts in your videos and why e_e lol..?.

[MEGAMIZZP]

i think tht came out wrong i dont even understand wat i said

[MEGAMIZZP]

im not going to not stop watching ur vids and thts my new years non resolution

[DangerasTM]

my non resolution is to not go to the gym get in shape and take my martial arts training alot more seriously and if i feel confident not have a fight

[ZombiesAreBetterDead]

My non-resolution is to not follow through on my new years resolutions. When I don't follow through on my resolutions, I'll actually be following them perfectly.

[riomirabal14]

Do a show about your view no legalization of pot ................ Please for me (even though you dont know me) -Your best friend you'll never meet

[shortjessilol]

he's waving an orange rag THROW THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!

[CojaUltras]

DO A SERBIAN LESSON ABOUT FOOD !!!!!

[Breadsandwhich]

my new years resolution: start following through with my new years resolutions.

[DinosaursBaby]

Our non resolution.

Is not smoking a bong.

From Paige and Tanaya on our sleepover adventure(:

[SkyssLeighty]

@DinosaursBaby Why wouldn't you want to smoke out of a bong?

[DinosaursBaby]

@SkyssLeighty Because well we didn't say we were gonna keep it haha just trying to make one. Probably going to break it soon.

[ShulleVU]

number PET !!! x]

[JackAttackinson]

last comment shut the **** up!

[PropheciesofWar]

I'm going to take up the fine art of smoking a bong full of froot loops every morning for 2012. 

[oliverthorpe]

If you love this guy like I do, you'll love these guys!

[Mr5eXLove]

@oliverthorpe your gay

[oliverthorpe]

@Mr5eXLove excellent reply! well done! we should meet up and kiss gently cause im so gay huh!